Session 7

Arcalane has connected.

 Host has connected.

 Ganti has connected.

 Railock has connected.

 Ganti:Heyo Lia!

Liatai:Hiyo. :3

Railock:Hey lia. like the new crewaddition on the ship?

Liatai:The mecha dragon, or Cthulu? :B

Railock:<font color="#000000">mecha dragon was on the ship last time

Railock:<font color="#000000">cthulu's the new one

* Ganti needs a log of session... 4. I think.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I can get one to you. One moment.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ganti, check IRC.

* Ganti will need to reconnect there.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sorry, I hadn't realized you disconnected. ^^;

* Ganti tends to disconnect from... pretty much everything when I start up maptool. It's a resource hog.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Whoops, hang on.

You whisper to Ganti: Try this link instead. http://host03.pipebytes.com/get.php?key=103162080316867

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Any luck? Is that the one you need?

Ganti whispers: Thankies!

Ganti:<font color="#003200">And I'm pretty sure it's the one I need.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Awesome. If not, let me know, I have all of them saved. :3

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Accorsding to what little I've got saved (GOD my disconnects are awful) there have only been five sessions.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... I have logs for six. ^^;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Hm.

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">Likewise.

* Ganti probably got the numbers wrong then.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Here, I'll upload my logs to a draft on AkellonSwap.

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">last month; 6th, 13th, 20th, 27th. this month; 2nd, 9th

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay! Figured out the date in game.

* Ganti needs to come up with better names for the months.

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">You really need to get into the habit of recording this stuff properly. XP

* Cthulu just wants a friend

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Comrades, how about we feed alth to our new friend, Cthulu. Who's up for it?!&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot;Ah am.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Comrade Alth, I have heard that if you are swallowed whole by Cthulu without any sharp edges on you at all, a magic portal opens up and you are taken to the elemental plane of gold, where everything is gold.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;It also borders the elemental plane of alchohol.&quot;

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">Somehow I don't think even Alth would believe that one.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Maybe. Maybe not.

<font color="#0000ff">Ghostwish has connected.

</i> Arcalane:<font color="#000099">Speak of the devil. :T

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Lunch time, brb

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

</i> Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yo.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yo!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Ganti, we seein' sul today?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">He said he wanted to sit in on a few sessions, and I said he could, but I haven't heard anything other then that.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">His Character is mostly done, though.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Hmm.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Did you at least get his contact information?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Or will I have to spear him again?

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">oh my~

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Got his email adress around here somewhere.

* Ganti headdesks. Damnit!

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">you lost it didn't you

Ganti:<font color="#003200">I had a whole intro blurb typed out, and copied, then I went and copied something else!

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Ah well. At least I remember most of it.

* Arcalane slow clap.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/11/28/U3CrS50IT0yJnoDua3dXRw2.gif

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">back!

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">Precisely, Meany.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yo.

* Cthulu wants to be friends with alth. I promise theres a portal in my stomach to the border between the elemental plane of gold and the elemental plane of alchohol. It only opens if you go down without anything sharp on you though.

<font color="#0000ff">Sharpshot4321 has connected.

</i> Sharpshot4321:<font color="#000000">hello everyone

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">you again &gt;:o

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Ello.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#0033FF">test

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#0033FF">is Sul joining us this game?

* Ganti has sent Sul an email telling him to get his butt over to liatalk if he wants to observe this session, but I have NO clue if he got it or not.

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">email is pretty slow, yes

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">get Meany to poke him :T

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Meany? Give sharp a Kick, will you?

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#0033FF">

Ganti:<font color="#003200">...

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#0033FF">damn it

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Right. Sul.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#0033FF">all my settings resarted

Ganti:<font color="#003200">And You might want to change your color again. That color of blue makes my eyes hurt.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#0033FF">k

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">better?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yes. Thank you.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Teal makes everything better.

Meany:<font color="#CC6600">Do do de do.

* Kasnok Strautraugvuras kills meany

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Meany: No.

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">I VANTED ORANJ.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Switch back.

Meany:<font color="#FF0099">Because pink is so easier to see.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">La la la.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">-['+

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Kat.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Kit.

Meany:<font color="#666600">What would you doooo, for a Klondike Bar~

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Meany, are you TRYING to get yourself lynched?

* Kasnok Strautraugvuras prepares the lynchin tree

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I am myself the act of lynching.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Anyway, It's now time to kick off the game.

Meany:<font color="#660033">LEEEEET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE~

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">glad to see the horrors of horror has joined the crew

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Last time, on Skylands *Cheesy Theme Music Plays*: You lot decided to attempt to lure the mouther into a trap, and put off attacking it for a day for schemes, stunts, planing, and letting Blair re-work some part of her armor so it's technically man-portable.

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">'cause flamethrowers, bitches.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Alth continued to be Alth.

* Kasnok Strautraugvuras thinks this is a bad Idea all around. WHY is the soviet Inquisitor Orc being the cautious one here?!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">ALTH IS HIS OWN ELEMENT

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">let the eating of vile goo beginith!

Ganti:<font color="#003200">It is Thursday, July 29. The moon of Change is a Waining Half, The moon of Creation is a Waining Cresant, and the Moon of the Mind is a Waxing Gibbious. The temprature is 23C (75F). A Stiff Wind blows at 30KPH (19MPH). The Arcanists in the party can feel magic in it. Powerful magic. Knowledge (Arcana), if you would be so kind.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 13 + 4 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">I be knowledge local and NONE OTHER.

Ganti whispers: It's a Voilant Mistral! You could, technically, use it to fly when you've developed your 'presance' enough. Only Blair and Elisavet are capable of taking advantage of that fact at the moment. For everyone else, it's just a stiff wind.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">What's a knowledge score?

Kiera:<font color="#000099">|D

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">YOUR FACE.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">:3

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Meany? Sharp? Pokey pokey.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">((As a note, sul MAY show up in irc, dunno. Left him a message.))

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( Steam sez Meany is away all of a sudden. :T ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Speaking of Kiera's face. Arc, how long is Kiera's hair? I see what looks like a ponytail or braid in her token image. :.

* Kiera did mention it was tied back, yes?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+mod = 15 + 11 + 0 = 26&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; Knowledge Arcana check!

* Kiera generally doesn't put a whole lot of thought into these things. |D

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#660033">(( Doing laundary for mah great grandma, jerks. ))

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">It reaches her tits, whilk is a' ye shuid draw!

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#660033">(( :V ))

Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( Tell us that before you go AFK please. ))

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#660033">(( Suresure. ))

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">Ganti, I lost control of my token. do you mind giving me ownership again?

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">thank you

Ganti:<font color="#003200">You capatilzed your login name this time. That makes it separate from your previous one. So TECHNICALLY you haven't lost control over it, you're just using the wrong name.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">gotcha

Alth: <font color="#9933ff">(( yeah, java is super stupid. ))

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">atleast /w is smart enough to know to ignore caps

* Blair Mac Cionaodha walks into the lounge, looking like she got very little sleep, barely managing to carry an enormous double bareled contraption. She looks a little ridiculous, actually.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Great grandma is munching on pizza rolls.

Meany:<font color="#660033">The generation cap closes.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Please ignore the engineer dressed like a hooker carrying big guns.

Meany:<font color="#660033">*shotgun'd*

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">The party's resident halfling has been in the sick bay, tending to the ill and undead.

* Kiera has been getting plenty of sleep. Wrangling you loons is exhausting. :T

* Kasnok Strautraugvuras also got plenty of sleep. because otherwise how can he be sure he is rested enough to protect you all. cept alth. that one needs no protecting.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">Were we asked a question?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">Because Sau is in the lounge. Just readin'.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Alth is probably doing something illegal. Just sayin'.

* Kasnok Strautraugvuras checks in on sera, &quot;Do you need any help with anything?&quot; keeping your healer happy with you is always intelligent.

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#660033">(( To the laundary! ))

Alth: <font color="#9933ff">(( SUDDENLY: papa johns is give 50% off regular pizzas. use code Pepsi50 ))

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#660033">(( For how long? ))

Alth: <font color="#9933ff">(( 12/2 ))

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot; Morning, Kasnok. &quot; The halfling has found a quiet corner to meditate in. &quot; Not right now, I need to concentrate. Keep Alth from making too much noise. &quot; &gt;|

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">CRASH. BANG. POP. RATTLE RATTLE CLANK.

* Kasnok Strautraugvuras goes and finds alth. where is he?

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot;Sae, is a' fowk ready tae gang an' risk thaur li'es in an attempt tae save a sool?&quot; She sounds... Cheerful.

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">Why does she sound cheerful?

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Right outside, messing around with one of the bombards.

* Kasnok Strautraugvuras smiles largely as he approaches alth.

Mannes Bezuidenhout:<font color="#003200">No he's not. Manne's has him in a headlock.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">He looks up. &quot;Oh awright. A've bin thinking.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;OCH. LEMME GO.&quot;

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#660033">(( I live. ))

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#660033">(( Ghost, is that a texas only thing? ))

Alth: <font color="#9933ff">(( No you don't. *stabs* ))

Alth: <font color="#9933ff">(( I have no idea? ))

Mannes Bezuidenhout:<font color="#003200">&quot;When you stop playing with highly dangerous weapons, I'll let you go. Until then, you get to stay here. Isn't that nice?&quot; *GRINS*

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alth! Comrade! your presense has been requested in the kitchens. I have heard something about ale testing, they wish for someone who can discern wether a home brewed batch is drinkable. I immediatly thought of you.&quot;

Mannes Bezuidenhout:<font color="#003200">&quot;I'd suggest trying Blair, but she's a little picky.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Oie! Ah juist wanted tae see if ah cuid git th' drap oan someone wi' that! They'd ne'er ken whit skelp them!&quot; He said, and then peered at Kasnok.

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh no, I believe comrades that it must be alth.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Well bloodeh hell!&quot; And he's suddenly not in a headlock with Mannes. Whut- &quot;Lead da way!&quot;

* Kasnok Strautraugvuras quickly leads the way tot he kitchen, letting alth go first into the kitchen

Alth: <font color="#9933ff">(( *peers in the kitch* Is.. the robot our chef? ))

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( Yes. ))

* Kasnok Strautraugvuras closes the door as soon as alth is inside and braces himself against it.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Hey! Thir's na ale in here!&quot; And oh the pounding on the door. &quot;LEMME OOT!&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Truthfully Comrade Alth, Comrade Healer requested you be kept in here quietly, as she goes about preparing her needles, so you do not scream and make her accidently throw one into you.&quot;

Redcap:<font color="#660033">Join me, Alth.

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm sure if your loud enough, she can manage to throw one from infirmery into the kitchen. somehow. You understand, da?&quot;

Redcap:<font color="#660033">Joooooooin me. :v

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Alth stops pounding on the door.. and seeths. &quot;Why that bloody wee hauf pint..&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">WE SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD.

Redcap:<font color="#660033">Yes. :V

Redcap:<font color="#660033">Andallyouneeddoisletmeeatyourskin-BUT THAT'S OKAY.

Redcap:<font color="#660033">We're friends~

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Meanwhile, on the deck full of sane people... lounge-time!

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Also comrade, While the fresh batch was a fabrication, you ARE in the kitchen. With all the normal alchohol. I'm sure you can find a quiet way to pass your time, da?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">Strike a pose.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">! Okay the elf isn't at the door anymore, and these's some rustling and crashing in the kitchen. Kasnok what have you done. |D

Kiera:<font color="#000099">And now we will be introduced to the wonders of elven cooking. Gods have mercy on us all.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 8 + 13 = 21&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; Craft (Poison-Making)!

Alth: <font color="#9933ff">(( *BRICK'D* ))

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">Managed to get the cooks upset with you. There's no alchol in the kitchen. It's all in the store-room.

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just know that if you make too much noise, I'll see about a less alchahol heavy place to put you next time.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">theres probably at least a little in the kitchen. stupid to store everything way away

Blair Mac Cionaodha: <font color="#3200">(( The cuddlepoclypse continues! ))

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;AUGH. Kasnok thir's na swally in 'ere! Ah betcha thay hid it in th' storeroom! Snib me in thare! 'N' keep a'body frae getting in.&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha: <font color="#3200">(( ... Yeah, there is a little in the kitchen, but not much. ))

Kiera:<font color="#000099">That means dealing with the quartermaster.

Elmo Luther:<font color="#003200">Show me the needed forms. In Triplicate.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;Gentlemen! Ladies! Those undecided or unwilling to specify!&quot; She looks at Roland. &quot;How are the preparations so far?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">don't forget the forms to authiticate the forms

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Alth makes do. |D

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot;Ahm good.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">The kitchen is a horrow-show now, however.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">Having completed her hour of meditation, Sera heads up to the lounge, strapping on her potion belt.

Roland:<font color="#006666">if anyone bothers going need Roland

* Roland zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Roland:<font color="#006666">near*

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Wizards. Sleeping on their feet. :T

Roland:<font color="#006666">would you like me to float instead? :D

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">What is the rule on using higher level slots to prepare lower level spells?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">1higher level slot= 2 lower level spells?

* Kasnok Strautraugvuras is guarding this door till sera tells him it's okay, or it's time for hte mission

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">I know you can do that in Path, but I'm not sure it can be done in 3.5

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">1 higher = 1 lower

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Float? :T

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">No, split spellslots.

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">Kittytounge.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">:9

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Right. Who's ready to save someone's eternal soul?&quot; The halfling looks around. &quot;... And where's Kasnok?&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Beeeeeeelch

</i> Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot;Ah havnae found that out...&quot;

* Kasnok Strautraugvuras is patient. and well braced against the door.

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#660033">(( :T ))

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;Ready as I'll ever be.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;Quite.&quot;

* Blair Mac Cionaodha shifts the enormous device slightly. &quot;Ah'm guid to gae.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;Capital. Now all we need are the elf and the orc, and we can get started.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">How dry I am

</i>...

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">It has been five minutes.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">Pansy.

* Blair Mac Cionaodha looks vaguely annoyed. &quot;Ah'm Riae Here. If ye mean Alth... He's nae an elf. He's a drunk.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">You have no idea how drunk someone can get in 5 minutes.

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Comrade alth. I wonder. you do realize that we are unlikely to see a port for awhile, yes?&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I dinnae care ah ne'er loved her!&quot; Comes a slurred response.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">I?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">You're slipping again.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Wrong. The scots typically only mispronounce it when it follows another vowel or consonant sound.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">It's fine when it's the first utterance. But it's all down hill from there.

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, As we are unlikely to see port again for awhile. And..no one is making any more alchohol while we are out here. Then...It leads tot he conclusion, that, should you continue to drink at the rate you have been...we will soon find ouselves out of alchohol, and a very, very long way away from any chance to restock, da?&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thus, comrade, it might be better to slow down your consumption, before you find you have nothing left to consume.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Rationing?

</i> Don't be silly, Kaz.

Meany:<font color="#660033">=3=

Roland:<font color="#006666">the flaw in your logic

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Pah, that's pure madness. Ye'r juist talking aboot flowers.&quot; The elf slurs back.

Roland:<font color="#006666">is you think alth is smart enough to not try and brew his own

Meany:<font color="#660033">I'm starting to like Professor McGonnagal more and more now. Scottish, but understandable.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Imma laundry again. Let me know when the plot is ready to advance.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">IF IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE IT'S NOT SCOT.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Scot is not a langugae.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Scot's Gaelic is a language.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">SHADDUP YA HIPPEH.

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">...

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">Is everyone ready to advance?

Roland:<font color="#006666">yep

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Aye.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack, dog whining.

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">I'm pretty sure we're waiting on Rail and Ghost, but whatever.

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;... Are you two done goofing off?&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Why? :P

Kiera:<font color="#000099">XP

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm keeping Alth restrained untill Comrade healer is ready.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Back, sorry.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Another loud belch from the kitchen.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">The Mouther will probably smell our scouts before it spots them. :T

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;Serafina is done. She is in the lounge. And keeping him 'restrained' doesn't involve getting him so drunk he wrecks the kitchen.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;And it'll ne'er be th' same!&quot; The elf hollars from the kitchen.

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;He isn't bothering her, da? That's all I was asked to do.&quot; he then gets up and walks away, doesn't even bother informing alth the doors open

* Kasnok Strautraugvuras walks into the room with the others

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Comrade healer, I trust you were bothered by no unseemly alth made noises, da?&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;...&quot; Oh, you can hear her teeth grinding from all the way over there.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;... What did you do?&quot; =w=;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Alth is.. half-covered in flour, and sprawled out on the floor.

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">Alth? You're now being manhandled by her.

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;I simply kepy comrade alth in the kitchen. He has alchahol there, and informed him should he make too much noise, there might be needles in his future.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;...oh dear.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;Aaand now he's effectively useless.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Well! na need tae git fresh sweet plenty o' me tae gang around!&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;... Serafina, I'm going to assume you had nothing to do with Kasnok's desision to have his brain removed through his nose.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;When is he not, comrade magus?&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Oh god's he's starting to sing.

* Serafina Cloudrunner facepalms.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;Do we have any coffee?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;That might get him somewhat useful before we move out.&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;... We've got a small stash of the Sultan's special brand for emergancies, but this doesn't qualify.&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( I have just one thing to say ))

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( &quot;48. The elf is restricted to decaf for the rest of the adventure.&quot; ))

Roland:<font color="#006666">I'd love to say that I kept sleeping, but the sound of Alth singing is probably enough to wake the dead. So the soft snoring is going to stop.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unfortunately that doesn't work.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;Drats.&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;Should I just lock him in his quarters and inform him he forfited his pay and any loot he would get this trip?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;Depends. How angry do you want him to be when he's sober?&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;And any more access to alchahol perhaps.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">I have been drafted to throw dinner in the oven, be back in 5

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;He's probably going to snap out of it with the chance of loot being lost.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;Or at least try to stand up.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Hell, he's standing on the table now.. &quot;The hell's bells ye oan aboot?&quot; He bellows. &quot;Ah ain't goin awa this ship 'til ah git mah pay!&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos: <font color="#3200">(( ... How much do you want to bet Ghost's doing SotS instead of paying attention? ))

Alth: <font color="#9933ff">(( Your entire back account. ))

Meany: <font color="#660033">(( :24 ))

Elisavet Michelakos: <font color="#3200">(( :24 at :24/ ))

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;All right, let's review the plan.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">sorta back. waiting on oven to heat but will only be gone a min when its ready.

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( unless he's doing it off-steam, he's not in SotS for once :v ))

Alth: <font color="#9933ff">(( :3 ))

* Elisavet Michelakos yanks Alth off the table.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;OCH.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll go in first with the sneaks. As soon as we hear or see any sign of the beast, I'll go ahead and lure it either into a trap or away from you guys so you can pepper it with arrows, bolts, spells, bullets, what have you. That right?&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I'll follow her 'n' mak' sure she doesn't huv a go tae steal ony o' th' loot!&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;I thought the plan was to kill it while its busy eating the drunk.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;We set a trap using the sonic charges Blair handed out earlier, yes. You guys get its attention, lead it into the trap, and we finish it off whilst it's stunned.&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;Yes, that sounds correct. And Alth? She's not likely to steal anything...&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Bah, na, ye'r nae getting mah share that easy ye prick!&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Right, richt, a'm juist making sure.&quot; He says with a lopsided grin.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;Did you just directly insult your superior officer?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;Who determines your alcohol ration size?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;No, I mean that as a genuine question, I was reading this interesting idea about rune spells, and wasn't listening.&quot;

Alth: <font color="#9933ff">(( *rolls eyes* ))

Roland:<font color="#006666">alright, dinner is in the oven. so im here for good

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;I think he was insulting Roland. Of course, I'm inclined to restrict his access to alchohol anyway...&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Besides, if I wanted his loot I would just toss a mug of bear in the other direction.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">mug of bear? heh

Roland:<font color="#006666">just noticed that XD

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">quick, throw the mug of bear at him!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The manliest drink. :B *brick'd*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Or the weirdest magic item.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">ONLY ELVEN DRUIDS DRINK IT.

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">definatly not for alth then

Roland:<font color="#006666">And now ganti is going to give us a magic item called &quot;Bear in a mug.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">))

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( Mugbears. The lesser-known cousin of the Owlbear. ))

Meany:<font color="#660033">Back in highschool. We had a little in-joke going on.

Meany:<font color="#660033">The pencil box of infinite bears.

Meany:<font color="#660033">If you actually opened it, an infinite number of bears would come out and start killing things.

Roland:<font color="#006666">so... what are we waiting on?

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Advancement.

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">Right. Everyone shift over to the Cave System Map.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Time to go ahuntin'

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Shifted!

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot;Noo 'en. Ye lot ur th' ones fa ken thes place... leid th' way.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Right. C'mon, everybody.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;Scouts, on point!&quot; Do your damn jobs. :v

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Alth's up front, and ready. &gt;:3

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot; Ugh. What have you been drinking? Kerosene? &quot; Sera waves a hand in front of her nose.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Ahl oof it.&quot; The elf says with a grin.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">The halfling quickly rounds on Alth. &quot;-- What?!&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I said ah drank it all!&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha: <font color="#3200">(( ... Have we lost Rail? ))

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sit. Now. I'm getting a look at you.&quot; &gt;:| &quot;Kerosene's toxic, you idiot!&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">soorry had a knock on the door

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 10 + 10 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Heal check Heal check!

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Has that ever stopped him before?&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Bah! a' drinks ur toxic! Tis how come ye git blootert! Ge'off!&quot; The elf complains, waving the healer away, or trying to.

Blair Mac Cionaodha: <font color="#3200">(( Okay. We're on the Cave System map and people are getting ready to move out. ))

Meany: <font color="#660033">(( Laundry calls a third time. ))

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot; Ah say shove those needles he's sae afraid ay under his fingernails if it he doesnae gonnae-no skitin' oan th' job.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Idiot!&quot; &gt;:E &quot;That's lamp oil!&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;Maybe we can burn him for light down there, then. At least we'd be able to see clearly.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">So very very casual, as always~

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">The elf blinks, looking aghast. &quot;What? Ah didnae dram na lamp oil!&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot;Ah Like that plan!&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Or just burn him. I'm fine with just burning him.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unless you like dying writhing in agony you're coming back to -- Then what did you drink?&quot; &gt;:|

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Ahl oof it!&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;All of WHAT?&quot; &gt;:|

Kiera:<font size="2" color="#000099">&quot;...we're going to be here forever at this rate.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">He shrugs. &quot;I'unno.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;And here is where we find out he can't read.&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot;Can Ah juest shoot him?&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... right. 'Scuse me, I've got an elf to subject to detox.&quot; &gt;:\

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Stay oot o' this, short-ears!&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;What's detox? Nae sure A've drank that before.&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">The absurdly large device in her hands humms ominiously.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Stop that. You are not Schlock.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;.....&quot; Sera looks flabbergasted a moment, but then shoves a violet vial into Alth's hands. &quot;Here. This is detox, step one. Drink.&quot; Alth gains +1 antitoxin.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;Canola oil, vinegar, mustard, ranch dressing, milk, cream, eggnog, fruit juice, water, and food coloring.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;Those are all of the liquids in the kitchen that I can remember at the moment.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;Do any of those ring a bell?&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot;Vanilla extract.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;Knew I forgot something.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;&quot;Thank you.&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot;An' sae various types of rum.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;Isn't the rum disguised as salt-shakers, though?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;To keep Alth from hoarding it?&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Not richt noo, lassie, a'm oan th' job!&quot; And he pockets the vial.. oh gods the scene in my head.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;Not any more it isn't.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Good work. Now Alth is going to drink all of the salt shakers.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Hilarity ensues.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">Enjoy the salt.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">:D

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Alth! Quick! The vial!&quot; &quot;What!? he's poisoned! this is hardly a time tae git drunk!&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">and I havent forgotten, your going to eat that mouther too :D

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot;Nae, the rum was disguised as stoves.&quot; {1d20+2] bluff.

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot;Nae, the rum was disguised as stoves.&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 13 + 2 = 15&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; bluff.

* Serafina Cloudrunner growls. &quot;Can we stop messing around and go already?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;Were we going to drag the dead Captain into this as well or not?&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 15 + 1 = 16&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; sense motive!

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Ya liar!&quot;

* Kiera. o O ( As opposed to our live one, who appears to be feeling cowardly. )

Roland:<font color="#006666">damn :/

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Depends on what he says and if we find him. Let's go.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot; &quot;I awready checked there.&quot;

Alth: <font color="#9933ff">(( ordering pizza, somewhat iaw ))

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;Then lead on.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Right, for scouting..

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200"> &quot;If only they were lit at the time...&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 3 + 11 = 14&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; Move Silently!

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 9 + 11 = 20&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; Hide!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;Wait, Alth was just in there.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;So why wouldn't he smell the rum in the salt shakers?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;Unless someone changed the hiding spot ahead of schedule! :V&quot;

* Kasnok Strautraugvuras looks at auris, and pushes in frong of him. &quot;Get behind me comrade magus.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;1d20+1+mod = 9 + 1 + 0 = 10&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; Charisma check!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">Damn.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 10 + 15 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Listen check, &#171;  &#160;1d20+13 = 10 + 13 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; low-light Spot check.

Wraith:<font color="#003200">Well well well. Look who was waiting for you.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Ohaaaai~

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Hullo!&quot;

* Serafina Cloudrunner holds up her holy symbol again. &quot;Hello, Captain.&quot;

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200">&quot;You're... Noisy...&quot;

</i> Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Yes. Or at least the elf is.&quot; =w=;

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( brb ))

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200">&quot;Hello... again...little...priestiss.&quot;

</i> Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;The black-haired elf.&quot;

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200">&quot;What... Brings you back?&quot;

</i> Alth:<font color="#9933FF"> &quot;Shaddup ah tripped.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;We're gaun tae murder that mad rocket monster o' yers 'n' tak' a' tis loot.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;We found what remains of your crew, and brought them to safety. Now we're here to help you.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">&quot;Congratulations! You gain one complete human skeleton as loot.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">*all of the knives*

Meany:<font color="#660033">Though it probably won't actually be complete.

Meany:<font color="#660033">The hyoid won't be present, likely.

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200">&quot;Some... Survived? You managed to help them?&quot;

</i> You don't think you've EVER heard a wraith that happy.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Someone tell him a flat no.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Crush his hopes.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes.&quot; Sera nods with a small smile.

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200">&quot;Thank you, little Priestess.&quot;

</i> Meany:<font color="#660033">I keep reading that as Little Princess.

* Kiera mutes the peanut gallery. :V

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now it's your turn. We're here to get rid of the monster for you.&quot;

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200">&quot;Truely?&quot;

</i> Congratulations, you've made a wraith VERY happy.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Truly.&quot; Sera nods.

Alth: <font color="#9933ff">(( ack sorry was afk. ))

* Gonzalez floats about in a cross between joy and confusion. ''&quot;... My crew... They don't need me anymore, do they?&quot;''

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack, sacred canine duty.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Nay laddie. Ye'r free tae gang. Aff wi' ye.&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot;Haud yer weesht, ye divit!&quot;

* Blair Mac Cionaodha stomps up to the front of the line, smacking Alth with the device she's holding.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Och! Whut!?&quot;

* Blair Mac Cionaodha carefuly puts the device on the ground and begins rummaging about in her many, many pockets and pouches. &quot; Noo whaur did Ah pit 'at?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;Put what? You didn't leave the charges behind did you?&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot; Ah! Thaur it is!&quot; She pulls out... a fairly simplified version of Bran's holy symbol and presents it to the wraith. &quot; Noo, aam nae a priestess, jist a follower, but Ah can teel ye 'at yer crew is woriat abit ye.&quot;

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200">&quot;Oh? I... was not expecting an elf to follow him. Not after that little skirmish.&quot;

</i> Gonzalez:<font color="#003200">Then the rest of her statement makes its way through what passes for his brain. &quot;What?&quot; He's suprised by that. ''&quot;Why would they be so? I FAILED them!&quot;''

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 2 + 6 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Knowledge (religion) check. Skirmish? The player's having a memory derp moment.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Because ye did yer best, o' coorse. Cannae haud that against you.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">... heck with it, AP &#171; &#160;1d6 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; This seems like something pretty major Sera would know.

Gonzalez: <font color="#3200">(( The 'Dead Wars'. Giles brought it up, remember? ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ah, thank you. :B

* Serafina Cloudrunner nods. &quot;The elves speak true.&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot;Aeron's a dobber. Bran's much nicer. Swatch at hoo far he's willin' tae gang tae protect his allies!&quot;

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200">&quot;They... Don't blame me?&quot;

</i> He seems like that had NEVER occured to him.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;They don't. Gomez even said straight-up it wasn't your fault.&quot;

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200">&quot;...I... They...&quot;

</i> Gonzalez:<font color="#003200">a

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Why wid thay? Lik' ah said, ye did yer best.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Great, now he's going to disappear in a puff of logic.

Gonzalez: <font color="#3200">(( Okay, forgetting to close that tag didn't screw me over. ))

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200">&quot;... Thank you, little priestess. And you as well, folower of Bran.&quot;

</i> Gonzalez:<font color="#003200"><i>&quot;... To do all this for me... How can I ever repay you?&quot;

</i> Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot; Hink naethin' ay it.&quot;

* Blair Mac Cionaodha puts away the sybol and picks up her device again.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Wish us luck.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">... who are you and what did you do with alth?

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">DOPPLEGANGER.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;Where's the fun in that? If you're up for a spot of revenge, you could tag along and help us kill the damn thing once and for all, eh?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Possess your corpse.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Fight.

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200"><i>&quot;Would... I truly make a difference? I failed miserably last time.&quot;

</i> Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Comrade, I your wish to not fail, will bolster you, and this time make failure impossible, da!&quot;

* Meany attempts to parse.

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200">Did you know that when confused, a Wraith can, in fact, rotate their head 360 degrees?

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Might wanna try rephrasing that, Kas.&quot; =3=;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">take out the I

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Vertically or horizontally?

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Skull backflips!

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200"><i>&quot;... Are you saying that my will not to fail again will bolster me?&quot;

</i> Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Da!&quot;

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200">Vertically.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF"> &quot;Ah hell's bells this heid turning business is gaun tae mak' me sick.&quot;

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200"><i>&quot;I... See. This way.&quot;

</i> He turns and leads the party down the corridor.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Alth follows!

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Let's goooo~

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200">Soon enough, the corridor turns from the loose soil of the surface to something more compacted.

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200"><i>&quot;The Cave in is beyond here. I can pass through, but you probably cannot.&quot;

</i> Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot; Hmph. Well there goes part of the plan. The creature will probably hear us shifting the rock. Guess we'll have to set our trap earlier in the tunnel than we thought. &quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha: <font color="#3200">(( ... Okay, moving Alth triggers the FoW, but Blair doesn't, even after lightsources and ownership. ))

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;... who was that?&quot;

* Blair Mac Cionaodha approaches the cave in, then pauses. &quot;Oi! Sera. Ye shud come here.&quot;

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200"><i>&quot;.... Me.&quot;

</i> * Kiera looks between the wraith and the body, but says nothing. :x

* Serafina Cloudrunner swallows as though she has a dry throat, but nods. &quot;... If it's any consolation, I can give your body last rites.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot; (It'll be weird doing it with the deceased as an audience to his own last rites though,) &quot; in Halfling. =3=;

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200"><i>&quot;... That is most kind of you, little priestess. Check... The belt on the right side. There should be a small pouch of coins there. I want you to have it.&quot;

</i> Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;...&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">The elf is oddly unreabable right now..

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 19&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; bluff

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;You don't need to pay us anything -- but if that's what you want.&quot; Sera checks! And subtract 2 SP for last rites.

Gonzalez: <font color="#3200">(( ... Right. Remove the sense motive from GM only. ))

* Ganti rolls: 1d20+8 the wraith attempts to detirmine the motive of those it's speaking with... =&gt; 4 + 8 = 12Gonzalez:<font color="#003200">... And that was worse then the GM only one, but whatever.

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200"><i>&quot;Material possesions do me no good in this form, Little Priestess. It is best they go to someone who aids my crew.&quot;

</i> Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">brb, pizza

* Serafina Cloudrunner nods, beginning the prayers of the Last Journey. Only once it's done does she take the coin pouch. ... Wait. WHO'S KEEPING THE LOOT LIST. HATARI'S NOT HERE. D8 *brick'd*

Gonzalez whispers: It's about a hundred copper, 20 silver, and fifty gold. 18 silver now.

You whisper to Ganti: Sera took the silver pieces from her own coins, so no worries there.

* Ghostwish nominates Liatai. :P

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200">Uh-oh.

Meany:<font color="#660033">If no one else, I will.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Oh dear.

Gonzalez:<font color="#003200">Lapkat.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Aaaaand dog whining again. ^^; BRB.

Gonzalez: <font color="#3200">(( ... And I just got the sudden image of Bran looking at a steadily growing pile of silver pieces on the deck of his ship and going &quot;They don't burn, so I can't use them for fuel, due to those stupid treaties I can't give them to my mortal worshipers or their allies... What the hell am I going to do with this?!&quot; ))

Roland:<font color="#006666">make some nice silver plates?

Roland:<font color="#006666">or just silver engravings in general

Meany:<font color="#660033">What all people like to do with their extra silver.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Go hunting for werewolves.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Or throw it at poor people at high velocity.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Whichever you prefer.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">i hear wereowls are in season...

Meany:<font color="#660033">Hunting season or Drayco season?

Meany:<font color="#660033">*stab'd*

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">XP

Roland:<font color="#006666">brb

Meany:<font color="#660033">Laundry. :V

Roland:<font color="#006666">back

Meany:<font color="#660033">Also back.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Whom are we waiting on?

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">Lia.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Poor girl, she's so afraid of the stairs.

Meany:<font color="#660033">VBL linebreaks all over the place.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Also pfft. XP I was going off the old &quot;coin under the tongue/over the eyes/under the eyelids as the ferryman's fare&quot; traditions.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Which also serves the purpose of weighing down the eyelids.

Meany:<font color="#660033">So they can't open them too easily as it decomposes.

Meany:<font color="#660033">:D

Roland:<font color="#006666">what lovely mental images

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">Ayup. I assume that people just started it up because, well, Bran runs an Airship! Of course he charges people!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Jeez. I wonder if that's considered the holy grail for tomb-robbers. Swiping Bran's silver stash. :B

Blair Mac Cionaodha: <font color="#3200">(( Probably. ))

Meany:<font color="#660033">&quot;Hi. I saw you stealing my stuff from a couple planes over. Dick move, guys. Dick move.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Maybe Bran passes it off to one of the gods of metal or crafting to be reshaped.

Meany:<font color="#660033">And asswhoppin's ensue.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Except Tomavehafor, because goodness knows he'll just sit on it and hoard it. =3= *BRICK'D*

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">XP

* Blair Mac Cionaodha gently moves the corpse back up to the intersection, and then busies herself with planting somewhat cubical devices all around the landslide. &quot;Serafina? Ye might want to step back.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;All right.&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha: <font color="#3200">(( Lapkat, you are not helping. ))

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;And Sera's fine.&quot;

* Blair Mac Cionaodha flicks a series of switches on the top of the devices, and then hurries back to the group.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I thought Material Plane dragons hoarded to get more of the Material plane under their control.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Why would Planar dragons hoard?

* Kiera puts on a pair of shades. Explosions? Cool guys don't look at explosions.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Suddenly, there is a loud blast of noise and the rubble blocking the way just falls apart into dust.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Planar dragons still have the hoarding instinct... hmmmmm. Maybe collecting materials for future crafting endeavors; the more valuable or rare the material, the better the result must be, and all! Or, just an appreciation for beauty and wealth.

Meany:<font color="#660033">&quot;Oh, I can make such a fancy monkey with this~&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">*all of the stabbings*

Roland:<font color="#006666">if your going to live a few thousand years. having nice stuff to look at is a bonus.

* Serafina Cloudrunner claps her hands over her ears. DX !

Meany:<font color="#660033">If you're going to live a few thousand years, being a nice thing to look at is better.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well, many dragons do embed gems and coins in their hides.

* Blair Mac Cionaodha walks back towards where the rubble used to be. &quot; An' that's hoo mah sonic unharmonizer works. If yoo're tay close tae it... weel, it works oan ye, tay. They're somewhat directed, but better safe 'en sorry, ye ken?&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;What?&quot; DX

Meany:<font color="#660033">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5ND1ilztGI

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Rocketcat is rocketing about.

* Blair Mac Cionaodha peers at Sera. &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 11 + 3 = 14&#160;  &#187; untrained heal check.

Meany:<font color="#660033">&quot;DAMNIT, I TOLD YOU NOT TO MIX THE CATNIP AND COFFEE BEANS.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;WHAT?&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">It's not hard to tell. Sensitive ears plus loud noise equals ouch.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&quot;CAN YOU HEAR ME, SERAFINA?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">A small dragonman trying to shout.

* Kiera pockets the shades again. &quot;Well, if it didn't hear the blast, it'll have heard us now...&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">It's funny because he's squeaky.

* Blair Mac Cionaodha blinks, then facepalms. &quot; Reit. I'll hae tae see abit makin' somethin' tae dampen th' effects ay lood noises fur ye.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can't hear you, that blast was too loud!&quot; D|

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;What ur we a' yelling about!?&quot;

Gibbering Mouther:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 11 + 4 = 15&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

Gibbering Mouther:<font color="#003200">Yeah, you're fine.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Yeahright.

* Serafina Cloudrunner shakes her head. &quot;Ugh. Warn me next time!&quot; She peers ahead into the darkness... &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 15 + 13 = 28&#160;  &#187; low-light Spot check, &#171;  &#160;1d20+15 = 20 + 15 = 35&#160;  &#187; Listen check.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">... how

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">what

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">DICE. XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nearly deafened by explosion. Immediate next Listen check - Natural 20. WHAT. XD

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Caaarefully stepping around the dead guy. &quot;Let's get our trap set up before we go too far ahead, eh? No telling how long this tunnel goes. Unless the Captain remembers?&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha whispers: You hear a burbling in the distance, but it doesn't seem to be moving at all.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shh!&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot; Shh shh shh. There's burbling ahead. Not moving. &quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha whispers: As for spot? The corridor splits in two about a hundred yards ahead. Both of them head down, but you can't tell much more then that.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">Why is my sight limited within my darkvision range?

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot; The corridor splits ahead into two... both going down. &quot;

You whisper to Ganti: Any inkling which one the burbling's coming from?

Alth:<font color="#9933FF"> &quot;Whacha thinkin'? Should ah draw it bahck?&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha: <font color="#3200">(( Because you have your sight set to darkvision. ))

Kiera:<font size="2" color="#000099">&quot;Wait for us to get the charges in place first you loons!&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha whispers: Nope. Just from up ahead.

You whisper to Ganti: ... Did you mean 100 feet or 300 feet? ^^;

Blair Mac Cionaodha whispers: I said 100, didn't I?

You whisper to Ganti: You said 100 yards, which is 300 feet. ^^;

Blair Mac Cionaodha whispers: Oh. No, it's feet.

Blair Mac Cionaodha whispers: It's a bit of a tossup wether or not I use the metric system anymore.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot; Maybe not here. There's no sign of it within a barn's length. Long way to run to lead it back into a trap. Let's move a bit further ahead. &quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha whispers: ... Which doesn't explain why I said yards, I must admit.

You whisper to Ganti: I wasn't going to say anything. :B

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">So Everyone's moving ahead?

Roland:<font color="#006666">yep

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Seems so.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Slowly and carefully. :T

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">Stepping on corpses as we go.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Yeah, GM move in this is not a good idea.

Blair Mac Cionaodha: <font color="#3200">(( ... Right. Draw lines that confirm to grid when possible. ))

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Not at all.

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( just let us move ourselves :P ))

Meany:<font color="#660033">View &gt;Show Grid.

Meany:<font color="#660033">It is your friend.

Blair Mac Cionaodha: <font color="#3200">(( ... Bleh. On one hand, those feel unnatural. On the other? It makes life much simpler. ))

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( move up, people :v ))

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( not you, you're supposed to be behind Kaz &gt;:i ))

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">Anyway, you can all see the split that Sera mentioned now.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I can help you with making cave maps that conform to the grid but don't look ugly sometime. :3

Meany:<font color="#660033">Same.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Just need you to ask. :V

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">One of them goes down quite sharply, but the other is... somewhat more gentle about it.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 9 + 13 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spot, &#171;  &#160;1d20+15 = 14 + 15 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Listen. Any leads on where that noise is coming from?

Kiera:<font color="#000099">You sure that explosion deafened you, Sera? :v

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Assisting!

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 14 + 3 = 17&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; Listen

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; Spot

Blair Mac Cionaodha whispers: It's coming from the gentler slope. I keep forgetting about your listen scores... I wanted you lot to explore more before running into it, but such is life.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">Assisting. :V

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;1d20+3+mod = 9 + 3 + 0 = 12&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; Wisdom check!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;1d20+3+mod = 4 + 3 + 0 = 7&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; Wisdom check!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#660033">Spot and listen, respectively.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot; From the right. &quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">We seem to be slowing down considerably.

Meany:<font color="#660033">is something the matter, folks?

You whisper to Ganti: Simple solution; tell Alth we should search the rest of the cave for loot. ;3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Shadow keeps whining because she can't get up the stairs. &gt;: Meany:<font color="#660033">:c

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">Well, now we know what happened to Sera's deafness. She gave it to you!

Kiera:<font size="2" color="#000099">&quot;How far down, do you think? I say we set the charges maybe... five, ten feet into the tunnel then. You guys run down, then sprint back up once it comes our way. We can hang out in the entrance of the other tunnel and catch it from behind.&quot;

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">does dungeoneering magically give me a idea whats down each path or what?

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">I can't do anything if the characters aren't doing anything.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot; Sounds like a plan. &quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha whispers: Eh. I'm iffy about the rest of the cave. Not sure it's worth bothering with.

Blair Mac Cionaodha whispers: One one hand, I want to see you go through it. On the other... Not exactly sure it makes ANY sense at all.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot; We should probably check out that tunnel first, though. To make sure nothing's going to come up on you guys from behind. &quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot; The burbler's not moving right now. We can take a little time to make sure you'll be safe. &quot;

You whisper to Ganti: How's that?

Alth:<font color="#9933FF"> &quot;Let's dae it then.&quot;

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">no answer to my question?

Meany:<font color="#660033">Tracking would.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Looking what path is more recently traveled, by what.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Etc.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">knowledge dungeoneering is suppose to help figuring out where to go in underground areas. Or so I thought.

Alth: <font color="#9933ff">(( Nope. Aberrations. ))

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">k

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">Dungeoneering lets you identify major features of the dungeon. It does NOT let you ID what's around the corner just by rolling dice.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">k, thanks for the answer

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">Sorta. You need to know where you want to go beyond 'to X creature.'

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">tempted to ask for which way to the loot, but I don't think that will work XD

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Alth mutters, losing his patience, and then begins to push up.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 6 + 11 = 17&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; Move Silently!

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 7 + 11 = 18&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; Hide!

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">.... Should I just call it for the night? Rail is elsewhere, ghost's off playing SotS again, and everyone else seems to be waiting on something I can't provide without knowing what they're waiting for.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">I'm just trying to stay in the back of the group

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">aka the last to move

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( we do seem rather... distracted. :x ))

Alth: <font color="#9933ff">(( would you morons stop accusing me of being inattentive? At this point the kid's gloves are coming off. Shut the fuck up. ))

Meany:<font color="#660033">Dude.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Don't tell the GM to shut up.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Bad things happen.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Sorry, but at this point, I've had enough. Bye.

<font color="#0000ff"><i>Ghostwish is disconnected.

</i> Liatai:<font color="#000000">...... o_o That came out of nowhere.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">Don't think I've ever seen someone rage quit from doing nothing.

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">Well that escalated quickly. :x

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">Nope. You can do 'which way is most likely to lead to a vein of metal', but even that's iffy.

Meany:<font color="#660033">:00

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">so was that a &quot;rage quit I'm out of this game.&quot; or a &quot;Rage quit I'm done for tonight&quot;?

Meany:<font color="#660033">He quit the chat too.

Meany:<font color="#660033">It's Ghost.

Meany:<font color="#660033">This happens all the time with him.

Meany:<font color="#660033">:B

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Well if the IDIOT would stop going SILENT for hours, we wouldn't have to keep calling him out on it.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">... And I think I'm lagging.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... miiiiiiight be time to call it if tempers are flaring. ^^;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Yep.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Yep you are lagging.

Meany:<font color="#660033">:01

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">I just hope people understand im not inattentive, just not a talkative character.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Noms... I don't have many. Kas for locking Alth in the kitchen, Alth for booze ingenuity, Blair for Speak With Dead, and Sau for Rum in the Salt Shakers.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">:00 at :02. I might be lagging, but I can't be sure of that given how slowly I type and how quick that response was.

Meany:<font color="#660033">:02

Ganti:<font color="#003200">:01 at :03.

Meany:<font color="#660033">:03

Ganti:<font color="#003200">:02 at :03.

Meany:<font color="#660033">:04

Ganti:<font color="#003200">:03 at :04.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">we get it

Meany:<font color="#660033">Sau is normally talkative...but not while war is the matter of the hour.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">he is lagging

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">I'm just glad Kaz is keeping his voice down too. :v

Ganti:<font color="#003200">:04 at :05. If all that's happening is Lagchecking me, Noms are good.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Alth for improvisation in the absence of booze.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Sera for Good Priest.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Blair for 'Did I forget my keys again?'

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">Stop nomming the NPCs you loons. X3

Ganti:<font color="#003200">.... Poke?

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">nevas

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Any noms other then Lia's?

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">I got nothin' that ain't been said already.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">same, tonight was... different.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yeah, a lot of nothing happened. I need to find out why, and how to avoid that next time.

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">Honestly? Probably peopple having a bit of difficulty getting back into the groove after two missed sessions.

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">*people XP

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, AP is AP: Kasnok:21 Sau: 16 Sera: 20 Roland:11 Althilmil:22 Kiera: 9 Gomez?: 1 Gonzolez?!: 1 Blair: 3 Dr. Seamus:6 GM noms: Kiera for start doing your jobs!

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Mm.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, campaign saved, chatlog saved, and that's that. I guess we're done here.

<font color="#0000ff"><i>Ganti is disconnected.

</i> Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">night everyone

<font color="#0000ff"><i>Sharpshot4321 is disconnected.

</i> Arcalane:<font color="#000099">laters taters

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Night.

<font color="#0000ff"><i>Arcalane is disconnected.

</i> <i>You have disconnected.

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