Session 16

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Saphroneth has connected.

Sharpshot4321 has connected.

Sulucamas has connected.

Arcalane has connected.

Hyuuint has connected.

Saphroneth:Much behter.

Hyuuint:Yep

Arcalane:Umad?

Hyuuint:...hm

Hyuuint:Too many s names :P

Saphroneth:Don't look at me.

Arcalane:Saph, Sharpie, and Sul. :v

Sulucamas:Cry some more? :o

VAE:Yo imad u nomad?

Saphroneth:I thought you meant character names, ah well.

Arcalane:so I suppose now we get to go get the gems and then set off on our NEXT BIG ADVENTURE

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">If it helps, think of me as a ss name

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">when RAM and the DM get here :v

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">afk for a min, shouldn't be too long

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">gonna grab a drink myself, back in a few

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahah

VAE:<font color="#000000">Flaal's face totally goes &quot;U mad, imad?&quot;

<font color="#0000ff">Ganti has connected.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">what map we on?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Airship

VAE:<font color="#000000">= =Icarus

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yeah, It's the Icarus.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">thanks

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">That guy still around?

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">Yep. For varying definitions of 'guy'.

Imad:<font color="#003200">Hi.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Good blimey *goes more out of sight*

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That Guy, With The Glasses (Sandor)

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">They call me Ian. Mongol Ian.

<font color="#0000ff">TMG has connected.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">hokay, drink obtaaaaaained


 * Arcalane smacks Saph. XP

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yo Glitch.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hey-ho. Just watcghin.


 * VAE smacks Saph. I almost choked

TMG:<font color="#000000">*watchin'

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Which one did it?

TMG:<font color="#000000">...what did saph say. xD

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Saphroneth: That Guy, With The Glasses (Sandor) Behter : They call me Ian. Mongol Ian.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ian, Mongol Ian

TMG:<font color="#000000">*snrk*

VAE:<font color="#000000">but I grant you, it's not a hard feat.

VAE:<font color="#000000">because I'm still hacking out phlegm

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">You're choking? I thought you were serious.


 * VAE a lynx of nurgle apparently

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, anyway while I run around and attempt to nail down the date first the good news: I have a small series of encounters for both options now.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">yay

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">wait, what date?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">the in-game date of today

VAE:<font color="#000000">woo!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">ah

Ganti:<font color="#003200">... Arc, I appreciate the thought with the logs, but Google apparently brakes them into HTML, which makes them VERY hard to read.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">you can download them

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I thought you could open them with options

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">that should let you read them properly

VAE:<font color="#000000">uhh

VAE:<font color="#000000">the wiki has logs

VAE:<font color="#000000">formatted ones

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yeah. I transfered over to the wiki.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">you want the down arrow on the top bar, or go menu -&gt; download

VAE:<font color="#000000">with the exception of the ones nobody gave me and couldnt't get from anyone?

VAE:<font color="#000000">er

VAE:<font color="#000000">couldn't get myself

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">I have no idea why drive derps about and tries to display them as text documents. probably because it's dumb.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Google onl;y breaks the HTML logs if you try to put it on Drive.

VAE:<font color="#000000">because as server host, that's what I'm doing the last few times. And. . . well, who cares? I'm akellonizing them anyways

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://dndmfa.wikia.com/wiki/Game_Logs

TMG:<font color="#000000">how we Akelloners do it is we just upload the HTML logs as email attachments in Drafts,.

VAE:<font color="#000000">skylands, here

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">eh, they still work fine if you download 'em.


 * Arcalane shrug

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">backups can't hurt


 * VAE haz those :3

Audience 3:<font color="#CC6600">Shof Lat!

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">you can even batch download them, it'll compress them into a zip file for you

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">but anyways, game on

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, as you've transfered from the Bar/Inn thing back to the icarus, it's still the 19th. Dragons breath is still going on, the locals are busy laughing at the vistitors as they run around attempting not to catch on fire, ERC, ETC.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">wait what?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">wait what what? ask more coherent questions!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Are we being dragon breath'd, or some NPC tourists?

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">You've been offered two potential jobs: One where you attempt to reclaim the monestary of a lost order of Monks that apparently focused on spirits of the earth or something, and the other is going and mapping yet ANOTHER unexplored island.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">it's just what they call that particular kind of weather

Ganti:<font color="#003200">&quot;Dragon's Breath&quot; is the name of the facy type of weather.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">ok

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Hey, see that item? No, no you don't. &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 3 + 12 = 15&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">oops.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">People not from the sultanate aren't exactly on top of dealing with it most of the time. It's amusing to watch, as it's rarely fatal.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Sorry, damned mouse

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Bloody third sons of diseased pigs! Enfiladed moronic artisans who constructed these excuses for arrowheads and sold them as high quality, may they be turned into gelded horses and pushed off a cliff! The wood that grew this material should be burned, then the charcoal turned into inferior gunpowder and used as fuse material to blow up a dungheap! And the feathers, the half-man half-cow who called these feathers useful should be required to mate with the diseased goose that masqueraded as a hawk that provided these feathers and then infested with barnacles!&quot; (Yes, he's angry over failing that craft check last time)

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;So. . . anyone actually feels like going to get those jewels, or should we make use of bonehead here?&quot;

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">back

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . wow

VAE:<font color="#000000">Saph, you get all my noms for this.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Those hordeboys have such amusing and roundabout insults.

<font color="#0000ff">RAM has connected.

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">Nothing is known about the island other then it's within the Sultanate's Area of Influence so it's probably going to be warm there. The Monestary was apparently close to a Necromancers Workshop of some type that Bran Did Not Approve of. Those of you with Knowledge(Religion) should roll that now. Or you could ask Imad, who seems to be REALLY ANGRY about it.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">As for gems- &quot;Mardak and Espada handled things last time, so it's probably best if they deal with things again.&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">Or if you don't like dealing with the undead, go track down Blair. She should know.

Espada:<font color="#990000">What'd I miss? :.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*goes to track down Blair*

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Sneaky Sneaky Sneaky....&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 6 + 12 = 18&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Ah, firkask. I'll try later. Where are these places, anyway,.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Anyone gonna fill in the fox?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, as you've transfered from the Bar/Inn thing back to the icarus, it's still the 19th. Dragons breath is still going on, the locals are busy laughing at the vistitors as they run around attempting not to catch on fire, ERC, ETC.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">You've been offered two potential jobs: One where you attempt to reclaim the monestary of a lost order of Monks that apparently focused on spirits of the earth or something, and the other is going and mapping yet ANOTHER unexplored island.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Nothing is known about the island other then it's within the Sultanate's Area of Influence so it's probably going to be warm there. The Monestary was apparently close to a Necromancers Workshop of some type that Bran Did Not Approve of. Those of you with Knowledge(Religion) should roll that now. Or you could ask Imad, who seems to be REALLY ANGRY about it.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*Not comin out, sorry foxy. Though, hey, is that a note on your nose?*

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Or if you don't like dealing with the undead, go track down Blair. She should know.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">or were you meaning OOC fill in?

Espada:<font color="#990000">OOC, yes.

Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( Done. ))

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">kay

Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( I think. Unless I'm lagging again. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">No, you're fine.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, good.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Sneaky Sneaky Sneaky....&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 5 + 12 = 17&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Psst. You Blair?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;So, where is this bloody monastry?&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 1 + 11 = 12&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;And where did that kid go?&quot;

Blair:<font color="#003200">&quot;Aye. How can I help ye?&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( oi hang on we're missing Meany again ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(Yes, that was a Spot of one.)

Blair: <font color="#3200">(( Ah! ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I'm the one with the high Wis and Spot, I should start using it when Mardak tries ghost mode...

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like I know. Though with the island. . .we're asked to map it, so the fact we haven't got shit on where it actually is kinda comes with the job.&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( he's playing Ass Effect 3, hold on ))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Hey ma'am. Refresh the brain pan, what was that undead-making workshop that Bran doesn't like?&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Hey, hey Imad! Why are you all 'grrrrrr' and stuff?&quot; :.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*snrk*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ass effect

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( pinged him on Steam ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why did I not know this one roughly a year ago

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;He's a mad Imad.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">what the flip???

TMG:<font color="#000000">How did Espada's texzt get all scrawly? o.o

Espada:<font color="#990000">It's always been like that.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Never saw it until just now.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&gt;&gt; @Imad

Espada:<font color="#990000">Your shitty computer just didn't have the text to read it.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Ohh, no, see, the font you use isn't in any version of windows prior to 7.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Now that you have a non-shitty computer, you can see it.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Welcomme to the future.

TMG:<font color="#000000">:B

Espada:<font color="#990000">Population, everyone but you.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( they use the same font for Tateari-speak in Greedverse :E ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">Similar.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hah

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Let's just say there are a very, very limited number of necromatic rights that Bran dissaproves of. If that is the workshop I am thinking of the mage there dabbled in all of them.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I have espada in totally normal font

Espada:<font color="#990000">That's Segoe Script, I'm using Print.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( close enough ))

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( I put the font files up on my backup box account, hold on ))

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Oh, one of those ones.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;What are we talking here? Creation of abominations that man has not heard of? Because I don't know anything about that, ask an elf.&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Makes me even happier to stay off the place. Even sanctioned necromancers are bad enough when you piss them off, and this one sounds like a bucket of trouble on top.&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( ...or I thought I did, hold on :V ))

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">:P

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">shoulda picked a diff time to ask I guess :P

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;I say we go take him out. Fisilia does not approve of it, either.&quot; &gt;:|

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Going there might prove very unhealthy, in the same way getting dysentery does. Knee deep in shit and nowhere to go.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Except we have a ship. And a couple of other surprises up our sleeves, if it comes to it.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">And she isn't talking about sleeve blades.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Exactly. Someone's gonna have to deal with him eventually. Why not us?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I am rather attached to my head. And I don't want it to be crudely sewn on, either. So there's that.&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why not us? Why us, you mean surely.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;We would be helping Bran. What more reason do you need?&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;The world is full of jobs that pay just as well, but don't involve standing against folk that can make the dead strut about. Never mind the golems that are supposed to be there, too.&quot;

Blair:<font color="#003200">&quot;Och? Th' number ay necromatic rituals th' final keptin disapproves ay? If ye pure techt th' rituals themselves, there s nae mair 'en thee ay them, pure.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Is that a dialect or a separate language?

Kiera:<font color="#003399">She just has a thick accent.

Espada:<font color="#990000">^

Blair:<font color="#003200">Aye!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(note sarcasm)

Kiera:<font color="#003399">XP

Ganti:<font color="#003200">This is the internet. There's no such thing as sarcasam.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Tralala.


 * Arcalane beats Meany with the rubber haddock until he gets IC and stops ZONING OUT ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">But... but... I'm British? Sarcasm is my main communication mechanism.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Supposed to be one specific, nearby. Nasty piece o' work, I hear.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Well, anyone think this sounds like a good idea, or a bad one?&quot;

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( @saph Surrrrre it is. ))

Blair:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 17 + 17 = 34&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Knowledge: Religion!

Blair:<font color="#003200">!!

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">A discussion on the topic that I am not familiar with.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Nor have much interest in.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">To the deck!

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I work best against things which bleed. What good is it putting an arrow in the left eye of a skeleton?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Lovely weather today. Eh?&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Oh come on, they're not that tough. You just gotta hit them really, really hard.&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">type type type everyone else was typing :D

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Kiera leans back against the door to her room. &quot;Normally I wouldn't be much up for chasing bad news of this kind, but it sounds like we'd be doing everyone a favour. 'sides, the pay doesn't look too shabby.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;Imad, do you know if this necromancer is using the remains of the Monastery?&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;But. . . we do have a better job lined up! One that involves neither undead nor golems!&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Sideways look at the Captain. &quot;The pay's not too shabby, right?&quot;


 * Blair seems to have remembered something... &quot;'At a body?! Och hen. bad, Huir uv a bad.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Eh really? Please dish.

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;As this monestary was supposedly learning its Arts from the Earth Elementals, they are supposed to have quite the treasury. We get to keep it if we clear the it out.&quot;

Sandor Munkas: <font color="#000000">&quot;If we do.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Well, that'd be no bloody fun. Who could possibly pass up assaulting a building full of undead. It's the most fun thing in the world.&quot;


 * Blair looks around then leans in close to Mardak and whispers something.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">The lizard and the Morit speak some, checking in on progress, and moving into the diagram for application of the most basic spell of all time: Prestidigitation.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Stop being such a coward! This man is performing Heresy against the Gods! It's a privilage to perform such a mission!&quot; &gt;:|

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;About as fun as fighting a last stand against overwhelming odds. And while a last stand gets you into a ballad, it tends to be a dirge.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Mild frown. &quot;What, no standing bounties on the guy or anything?&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;The Church of Bran would be quite pleased, I'm sure.&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hah, Like you know anything about heresy, or how it gets dealt with.&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;He's already dead.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;You have no idea.&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( if you're not getting paid at least twice, you're not doing the job properly :v ))

Elisavet Michelakos: <font color="#3200">(( You're already getting paid twice. Eliasavet is paying you just for being on crew and you get a cut of the loot. ))

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( not my point c: ))

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;So what, we're just mopping up some old lab experiments that didn't know when to quit?&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*is listening to the whispers. Actually picked himself up a bit so she is not having to bend so far. Common courtesy*

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( Speaking of loot, did we get a number for how much the maps we made went for? Or did I just forget? ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">We did, yes.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">.....&quot;Ah. I getcha. Thanks for the info, dove.&quot; And out he slips.

Elisavet Michelakos: <font color="#3200">(( Yeah, you got paied. ))

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( k ))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">See this guy? No ya don't, he ain't there. &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 6 + 12 = 18&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Sneaky Sneaky Sneaky....&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 5 + 12 = 17&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( I have a loot spreadsheet. all it has on it is the gems we haven't collected yet. ))

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 5 + 11 = 16&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; spot

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Eh? No, nothing.&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">''Yeah. Like they'd make a fox an inquisitor. They'd have to be nuts. . . . They are nuts. . . If she's one. . . gods.. fuck.. I hope I'm off..''

Espada:<font color="#990000">Sandor hasn't heard yet, has he? :B

Kiera:<font color="#003399">No, the fox is a commissar. :v

Kiera:<font color="#003399">And we all know how commissars deal with heresy.

Espada:<font color="#990000">IF YOU WILL NOT SERVE IN BATTLE, YOU WILL SERVE ON THE FIRING LINE.


 * Elisavet Michelakos blinks, and checks her pockets. My word that's a lot of notes...

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">wiff LICKINGS

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( THE LICKINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Firing line?

Espada:<font color="#990000">IF YOU WILL NOT SERVE IN BATTLE, YOU WILL SERVE ON THE LICKING LINE.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Isn't she a bit out of date? Shouldn't it be &quot;shield line&quot; or something?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I mean, &quot;firing line&quot; assumes guns.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">uh

VAE:<font color="#000000">well

VAE:<font color="#000000">there are guns here

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">arrows

Espada:<font color="#990000">The guns we have? :B

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">But were there when she was last awake?

Roland:<font color="#006666">also this isn't ic

Roland:<font color="#006666">soo

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Fair enough,

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">back to IC

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Focus, people. We're getting off track again. |D

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">captain IC has pulled out a ton of notes from the pockets

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau looks over at Roland.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Wazzat?&quot; :.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You met the new people yet?&quot; Is Sharp even here?

Kiera:<font color="#003399">K eyes the notes. Are we talking money-notes or mission-notes? :v

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">THERE he is.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and well. Sandor did briefly impersonate an inquisitor when GTFOing from the mess he had made over in the Holy Empire. Makes him sligtly twitchy at their mention.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Someone going to tell me where this monastry is? I know a bit about reading terrain, so if we have a map...&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Captain, you have a curious fox leaning up on you. :B

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Some of them. Unless you brought the other two for a different reason?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Well, there is their stated purposes.&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;Eh? Yes? Can I help you?&quot;


 * Elisavet Michelakos looks at the newest note. &quot;...&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Wazzat?&quot; :.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;But...frankly, having more bodies between us and the sharp metal flying through the air isn't bad.&quot; :&gt;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Looking at the notes. :B


 * Elisavet Michelakos toggles the intercom. &quot;Blair? Could you come here please?&quot;


 * Elisavet Michelakos turns it off.

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Depends, Both of the new ones look like they are the type to duck.&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Either way, when did the pile of bones start deciding which jobs we're to do ?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hey, Roland, do you know any Transmutations?&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;Mardak doesn't like people, apparently. So this is how he's voting.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Since nobody but the fox seems to care much.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I'm not too bothered. A job's a job, after all.&quot;


 * Blair climbs the ladder, pusing pas Sandor. &quot;Aye? Wha' do ye need?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Not off the top of my head.&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;A serving of common sense for everyone.&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;... What's this about a Brain Golem?&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;A who what?&quot; :.

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;The words one doesn't want to hear together before breakfast. Or after breakfast. Years after, even&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I hate golems. Too bloody hard to kill. We had to get the artillery up last time...&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hmm, drats. Was hoping you could help Morit here out, as Transmutation isn't my specialty either.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh well.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">:/

Blair:<font color="#003200">&quot;... Dornt ask me. aam an engineer, nae a mage.&quot;


 * Elisavet Michelakos sighs. &quot;Right.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">actually

VAE:<font color="#000000">would knowledge (arcane) cut that?

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;A whatnow?&quot;


 * Elisavet Michelakos climbs the latter to the deck and sticks her head out.

Elisavet Michelakos: <font color="#3200">(( Yes it would. ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">I don't suppose Knowledge (Planes) has any application here? :B

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">My own Knowledge is Geography. I'm hoping to use it at some point, presumably when we get somewhere.

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;I doubt I could teach him regardless. What I do is a lot of... intuition.&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;Oy! Roland! Saur! What do you know about 'Brain Golems'?&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 5 + 10 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Knowledge (arcane) What the fuck. ..

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">XD

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau cracks open his book.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">THE GREAT BIG BOOK OF EVERYTHING.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">WITH EVERYTHING INSIDE.

Ganti whispers: There's no such thing as a Brain Golem.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">SEE THE WORLD AROUND US.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I fear this is getting out of hand for an IC misinterpretation from my guy

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">THIS BOOK'S THE PERFECT GUIDE.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+mod = 20 + 11 + 0 = 31&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Knowledge Arcana check!

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Something fucked up, folks.&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">holy

Aurixsauriv:<b><font color="#0000FF">Critical Nerd.

</b>Roland:<font color="#006666">nice

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now when I think of it. . .you *can't* make a brain golem.&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;The process you use for enchanting the tissues doesn't work on brain and brainstem - you had to *take them out* when using a spine, hell.&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#003399">&quot;Maybe they meant a Brian golem, made from people all named Brian?&quot;&gt;/small&gt; she muses out loud.

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Otherwise the shit would just rot in there.&quot;

Espada: <font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;That would be amusing.&quot;

Ganti whispers: As you're not a necromancer, I'll let that slide. But there is a way to enchant brains. You just don't know what it is.

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not so amusing when it makes the joints seize up, or worse.&quot;

You whisper to Ganti: What do you expect on a roll of 15? He's working off stuff he heard from folks in shady pubs, some of who were.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Brain Golem: Not possible with current magical knowledge, or strength of elemental binding. Possible alternatives are the Brain In A Jar undead monster; a violent construct designed for to spread misery and to destroy property.&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sounds like every undead ever.&quot;


 * Roland is still humming a tune off and on

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;A... jar? That's supposed to be a useful... what?

Ganti whispers: Aye. As I said, you got a low roll, I'll let that slide.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;That's the stupidest weapon I've ever heard of. It could be beaten by a ROCK.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Don't assume things.&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who knows. Maybe it's a quartz jar.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+mod = 18 + 11 + 0 = 29&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Knowledge Arcana check!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">On Brain in a Jar.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">jeeze

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">all the knows today


 * Imad laughs. &quot;Oh my. You really don't know much about them, do you?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<b><font color="#0000FF">I am Nerdier Than Thou.

</b>Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Why are you yelling through the hatch?&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nobody asked you, bonestack.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Quartz? The stuff that makes up sandstone? It's too cloudy, isn't it?&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is, but it's fairly hard.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Because they keep yelling at me through the hatch.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And I don't know if it's part of their culture.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;But I don't want to offend, or cut off my lesson with Morit altogether.&quot;


 * Roland srugs, then returns to humming

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Nobody asked you either, scaley.&quot; &gt;:|


 * Kiera eyeroll. Some people. :T

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Different scaley, Sau.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Actuallly, Espada. The Captain did.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Guy with the snake.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;What? This is my normal voice. You can hear it over crowds, long distances, carousing or a full scale battle.&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey! &gt;:|&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Sorry.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;We asked you.&quot; :B

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau tosses some jerky down the hatch.

Espada:<font color="#990000">:D

Espada:<font color="#990000">Omnomnom.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Foxes. :T

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;... that works?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Yep.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;huh.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I'm going to start experimenting with different meat types.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I can provide horse.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;So far, beef gets the most positive reaction, with lamb and venison being neutral.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Omnomnomjerky.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Said behter and packed lasagnas for Tesco

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Here we go, Brain in a jar.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Try searing it slightly.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">I like you, Sau.

Kiera: <font color="#003399">&quot;Now all we need is a bouncy ball or something...&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">When I reattain godhood, you will die last.

Espada:<font color="#990000">I mean.

Espada:<font color="#990000">&gt;.&gt;

Espada:<font color="#990000">I totally don't intend to smite any of you. &gt;.&gt;

Roland:<font color="#006666">yet

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Created through torture...psychic abilities...insane beyond all reason...enslaves other undead...bounty from the Church of Bran if you can prove it was a Brain-In-A-Jar...&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I'm going to mark that down as evidence FOR my culture's interpretation...&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">Like I believe that 

Espada:<font color="#990000">You do realize that was not IC, correct?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I do

VAE:<font color="#000000">probably should have laid off the italics then

VAE:<font color="#000000">but. .. I'm gearing up to go boil some tea

VAE:<font color="#000000">tea is life

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...this is why I'm careful with impersonation, to make sure it is easy to tell. Ah well.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Hey, Espada?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">How are you on anise?

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( Saph, you can't hear Sauri. He's on the deck. ))

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;This is IC. You can tell by the squiggly font.&quot;

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( Hatch is open. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Ah, okay.

Espada:<font color="#990000">This is not, unless I'm performing an action.

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( I'm yelling down it. ))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*keeps to his hidey spot till things are decided*

Espada:<font color="#990000">Anise? :.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And I can so hear him! I have a +10 Listen and a feat for it.

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( Btw, anise is a spice that is basically catnip for dogs. ))

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( Okay... That'll get you grabed and dragged back inside by Elisavet. She came up on deck to talk to you. ))

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;SO!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">no squiggly font here

VAE:<font color="#000000">just regular brown

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Monestary?&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Red, actually.

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;Either use the intercom or come down here and talk to us face to face.&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( download the fonts I linked on IRC for next time, V ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">And that's because you're using a silly OS.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( just look back for the box.com link ))

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;What's an intercom?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Did you mean me or sau?&quot; look what you did, now I'm yelling


 * Elisavet Michelakos points to a metal box that has a grill and a few switches. &quot;That's an intercom. It allows communication throughout the ship.&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Neato.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Huh. Lot more convenient than shouting.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Quite.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;That's cool. Is it on?&quot; :.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau pokes the button once.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hmm, it lights up, perhaps that indicates activity.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Poke and hold. &quot;Testing testing one two.&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#003399">&quot;They're going to be playing with it all day now.&quot;

<font color="#003399"> She shakes her head a little.

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;Yes it does. Please don't fiddle with it. I'll give you a rundown on how it works LATER.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Uh oh, the fox is standing up against the wall over it.

Espada:<font color="#990000">&quot;Yip yip yip!&quot; :D

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">When suddenly.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">BALL.

Imad:<font color="#003200">Skeletal hand? Meet Skull.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I'm going to go and get some sleep. I'm still getting used to not forced-marching everywhere, uninterrupted sleep is new. I vote for whatever the majority is.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">You'll notice this is the first time Espada has actually vocalized. :B

Espada:<font color="#990000">:O

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;BALL!&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Chase chase chase!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">And it smells like Anise.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">And tastes like it.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Totally saw that coming about half an hour ago.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Morit gets A+ on first prestidigitation.

Morit:<font color="#003200">Pride~

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Ballballballballball!&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Ball get!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">wait

Roland:<font color="#006666">so how many need to make reflex checks while espada runs over everyone?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">do foxes chase balls like that in RL?

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Yes, actually.

Espada:<font color="#990000">This one does.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Quantum physics. A fox with a ball is neither a wave nor a particle, but a series of impacts.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Not -as much- but a bit.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Russian Black Foxes are more doglike.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">And cost you 100k.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">So.

Espada:<font color="#990000">And the Anise does not seem to affect her. :B

Imad:<font color="#003200">Dunno. Espada's just a hyperactive six-year-old.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Drats. :B

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">''So this is the crew we're with, Arpad. A munchy fox, a bone sack, a cat, and a bunch of folks from half the known world with different degrees of insanity. ''

Espada:<font color="#990000">Magical creature I'm different from your average canid~.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">She's smarter than the average fox.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">A little.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">*brick'd*

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">you forgot the gnome that isn't there.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Still steals picnic baskets, though. Or, rather, they're &quot;offerings&quot;. Retroactively.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, so current vote is Monestary: Espada, Sauri, Mardak, Imad.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Behter abstains, on account of bloody-mindedness and apathy.


 * Kiera doesn't give much of a damn either way as long as both jobs pay well.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Island: Sandor, ?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, with Kiera and Behter abstaining, and Roland off being Roland, I think Monestary takes it...

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Looks like it's settled

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Arpad votes the same as me&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Familiars totally don't count.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;You and your snake count as one vote.&quot; &gt;:|

Roland:<font color="#006666">I'd pick monestary if I knew what was going on, but II don't so :P

Audience 3:<font color="#0000FF">I vote for the monastery.

Arpad:<font color="#000000">If only because the undead taste rotten.

<font color="#0000ff">Ganti is disconnected.

Roland:<font color="#006666">ohh dear

Espada:<font color="#990000">&gt;:O

Roland:<font color="#006666">See, look what giving players a vote does to the GM!

Arpad:<font color="#000000">Shed my arse, I slew the GM with a bad pun

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">yep

<font color="#0000ff">Ganti has connected.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Yay!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Wait, did someone vote a camera?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, last I saw was Arpad saying &quot;undead taste rotten.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">You missed nothing.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Holy hector

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Good, that was the last thing apart from discussions of him having killed you with the pun.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">you DID kill him with a pun

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Critical pun.

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;If we're giving your Familiar a vote we're going to have to give Blairs Mechanical Dragon Construct thing a vote, and then her ARMOR'S going to demand a vote and that murdock fellow's constructs are going to demand votes... Best if we just nip that in the bud right now.&quot;

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Yeah, next thing we know Cthulhu will want a vote.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">We don't go in the Mess Hall any more.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;So, Monestary it is?&quot; :D

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau polevaults with his staff halfway up the ladder, and scurries back up to the deck.

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;It is indeed. It's just off a major trade current so we should get there in about three days at most.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Awesome! Let's go!&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Anyway, you can continue to do these effects in any combination for an hour after casting.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">You should notice that Espada is currently carrying a ball in her mouth. :B

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Everyone forgot about the gems again.


 * Elisavet Michelakos is ignoring the odditys the giant blue fox spirit gets up to unless it negatively impacts the ship. I stay saner that way.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;A good practice would be using it to clean segments of the ship and layer them with smells, or making small objects to brighten it up. Cleaned and created items don't undo themselves after the hour is up.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;...WAIT!&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Further, you can use it to warm up leftovers, cool down things that are too hot, so on and so forth.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Not yet!&quot; :O

Elisavet Michelakos: <font color="#3200">(( That was actually included in elisavet's estimite as you're picking them up tommorow. ))

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;We gotta sell the gems first!&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">RAM, is the srawly text in quotes supposed to be telepathy? :B

Espada:<font color="#990000">Yus.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">solid

Espada:<font color="#990000">Espada speaks telepathically.

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;That why I said three days, not two. You should be picking them up tommorrow.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Oh.&quot; :B

Imad:<font color="#003200">Skull? Meet wall.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Careful, Imad.You're gonna hurt yourself.&quot; :.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Poor guy.

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;How can a pile of bones get any worse, anyways.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Well, they could be your bones.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;I am a fully instated cleric of Bran. I can heal myself as well as all of you.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;That would be much worse.&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . . I think I'll pass on that.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;...And just for that I'm holding you down when you make a comment like that to Samara face. He's supposed to show up sometime within the next month, you know.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;I know!&quot; :D

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;....&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">sorry I am not doing much IC it seems.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">*pillow over ears* &quot;I thought nothing would be louder than a whole Tyumen celebrating the sack of a town...&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;I'm so excited!&quot; :D


 * Elisavet Michelakos retreats to the cockpit. I do NOT want to deal with Archmagi at the moment.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">He has....reasons.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">K just... shakes her head a little more and retreats into her quarters as well. XP

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">''I wonder if that healing of his involves becoming a bone sack like him. /This won't hurt a bit./ they all say.. ''

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">See this guy? No ya don't, he ain't there. &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 1 + 12 = 13&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Sneaky Sneaky Sneaky....&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 11 + 12 = 23&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;For your assignment, you have two days to plan and construct an object created with presidigitation, at least two colors, a separate object smaller than it of one color to compliment the object, and to ensure it is enscribed with your name in the cuniform listed on this page. Feel you're up to that?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Hey, I can hear you, you shorty!&quot;

Morit:<font color="#003200">&quot;I should be...&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;You're louder than the fox goddess!&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Oops. Luck ran out. Anyways, no matter how he's spotted, he still making a scarper to the cockpit. And in he goes. Seems to be skirting around boney there especially.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;~Stamp on the ground, jump jump jump jump...~&quot;


 * Imad just watches him go. Doesn't seem to mind the avoidence...

Espada:<font color="#990000">And now she's doing a funny little dance. :B

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Nope, nevermind, she's louder again.&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">''Arpad, Arpad, looks like we're in for a time about as interesting as when that store clerk's husband walked up from the cellar... ''

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;Oh, hello Mardak. Can I help you with anything?&quot;

Arpad:<font color="#000000">''And lookee what does it all have in common. You being an idiot ''

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...ponders using &quot;your aunt was a bitch&quot; to see if Espada would take offence or just go &quot;~Yep!&quot;.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Italo Bros. xD

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">Shut up or I'll tie you into a pretzel.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Eh, not much, captain-ma'am. Just wonderin when exactly when we be leavin. Cause if there is the times, I gotta get some things done, info gained, tooled fined tuned. The usual stuff.&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;We should be casting off late tomorrow.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Alright, noted. Mind if I heave ho till then?&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;Not at all.

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*and he be gone.*

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Sneaky Sneaky Sneaky....&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 18 + 12 = 30&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">See this guy? No ya don't, he ain't there. &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 13 + 12 = 25&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">this time, no one sees &gt;:D

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">so no one knows he be gone mwahahahaa

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Like anyone is going to notice anyway. :v

Espada:<font color="#990000">Yes, Italo Brothers. :B


 * Imad walks off into the 'officers lounge'.

Espada:<font color="#990000">This one is too busy dancing. :B


 * Flaal follows

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">but while he is off the ship, the token remains for ooc necessity

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;Imad, what do you know about the fate of this Monastery?&quot;

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( hyuu, just stuff him in a bedroom we can't see into them ))

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">what one?

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( don't think it matters long as its empty ))

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">one catgirl is in, got it

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;... If it is what I fear, there is a surviving Brain-In-A-Jar. It has no doubt enslaved a few of myfree-willed kin and gathered some mindless zombies. Possibly... given what the necromancer was researching... a swarm.&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">*rests against the ladder, and settles on keeping sight on the engineer that apparently remained behind*

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">''Not bad for an elf. Not bad. ''


 * Blair leaves to go do engineering stuff.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Better not let me hear that. :B

Blair:<font color="#003200">I have a mecha that can crush you with it's bare hands.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;A swarm?&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">''. . . ah fuck''

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;Of the undead?&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Plus an elf deity. :B

Espada:<font color="#990000">*Former-deity.

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Yes. There are...&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 3 + 8 = 11&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Two types that I know of.&quot;


 * Flaal listens

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( been drafted to throw dinner in the over, back in 10 ))

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 18 + 0 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spot. Is that ball the fox was toying with still around?

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;The Bone Rat Swarm and the Corpse Rat Swarm. They're banned by the Church of Bran as they have no...&quot; He waves his hand vaguely. &quot;... Spark. That which seperates my kin from those that have no will of their own. Even the mindless skeletons and zombies have a minor spark, which can be fanned into a true fire. The Swarms? Don't. They exist only to feed a ravanous hunger that cannot be sated.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Im mah mouf. :B

Espada:<font color="#990000">Chew chew gnaw gnaw dance dance.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+ = 20&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; fortitude save vs. headache

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Well, that's a waste of a 20.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(and the plus was four)

Espada:<font color="#990000">:P

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;They sound more like a weapon.&quot;

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">XP

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">*Prestidigitation, to try and nick the ball from the fox's mouth* &quot;Lemme borrow that,foxy! We'll play a bit.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;When combined with the fact that they are a swarm of undead rats, and as such are immune to most weapons... They are often weaponized.&quot;


 * Imad nods.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...raaat kiiing...

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Yes. They're banned as they have no use OTHER then as a weapon.&quot;

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">At least they're not Sorrow Spiders. Those steal your eyeballs.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*into the markets he goes, to places here and there. Hmm...coinpurse...NO! Remember, not the tourists, they help the nearby markets. Hm. Markets....And he goes to see someone....*

Espada:<font color="#990000">Grrrr. &gt;:3

Espada:<font color="#990000">You're gonna have to try harder than that to get it. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually.. what should be rolled in such case?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Disarm.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Str, prolly.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Or Disarm.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;But you predict we'll run into one of these Swarms?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">how's disarm, again?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Disarm As a melee attack, you may attempt to disarm your opponent.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Step 1 Attack of Opportunity. You provoke an attack of opportunity from the target you are trying to disarm. (If you have the Improved Disarm feat, you don&#8217;t incur an attack of opportunity for making a disarm attempt.) If the defender&#8217;s attack of opportunity deals any damage, your disarm attempt fails.

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;That necromancer wasn't killed JUST for making Brain-In-A-Jars. Even if that would have been reason enough.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Step 2 Opposed Rolls. You and the defender make opposed attack rolls with your respective weapons. The wielder of a two-handed weapon on a disarm attempt gets a +4 bonus on this roll, and the wielder of a light weapon takes a -4 penalty. (An unarmed strike is considered a light weapon, so you always take a penalty when trying to disarm an opponent by using an unarmed strike.) If the combatants are of different sizes, the larger combatant gets a bonus on the attack roll of +4 per difference in size category. If the targeted item isn&#8217;t a melee weapon, the defender takes a -4 penalty on the roll.

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 10 + 3 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Disarm attack, for the lulz

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Step 3 Consequences. If you beat the defender, the defender is disarmed. If you attempted the disarm action unarmed, you now have the weapon.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;Can these swarms fly?&quot; :P

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Heey, give it here! I can't make it bounce about if you're holding it :3&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;No.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+4 = 1 + 11 + 4 = 16&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; then, since anything I'm carrying in my mouf is two-handed. :B

Espada:<font color="#990000">Sunnovaone.

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Which is a slight blessing.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">No, it's not a weapon.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;Is that why you were disinclined to bring them up to the rest of the crew?&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So no bonus, a penalty instead.


 * Imad shrugs. &quot;They didn't ask.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">It's a ball, close enough.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( the one day of the week that make me do this and its friday... ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...what?

Flaal:<font color="#006666">:/

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">A ball is a melee weapon now?

Espada:<font color="#990000">To a Warblade, anything is a melee weapon.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">and foxes have natural proficiency, Ball

Espada:<font color="#990000">I could use a wooden spoon to destroy a boulder. :P


 * Flaal looks at his hands &quot;How does one defeat one of these Swarms, then? Is it like killing a snake?&quot;

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Probably a Simple weapon. :v

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Or improvised.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Either way, it'smoot.

Espada:<font color="#990000">I rolled a one.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, missed that, sorry. Derp.

Espada:<font color="#990000">So, you epically disarm? :.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Such a large bonus...

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;No. Area of Effects are best.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;So...artillery?&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;They don't have an actual 'leader' per say. They're something of a hive mind. Made out of a few hundred undead rats.&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">Yep! The ball flies out of the fox's mouth, and the sorcerer begins to bounce and roll it around without quite touching it. &quot;Here, see if you can get it again! :3&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Spells also work. We have two sorcerers and a Wizard. They won't be a threat.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">What book is the Warblade from?

Espada:<font color="#990000">&gt;:O

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( Book of Nine Blades ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">Tome of Battle; Book of Nine Swords

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Gimme that ball!&quot; &gt;:O

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Ah, there we go.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Chase chase!

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Please try to avoid knocking over anything important. ._.

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">Sandor continues to roll it around, dangling it in front of Espada just for the right time to excite her, then moving it elsewhere.

Espada:<font color="#990000">&gt;:O

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Worst comes to worst I AM a Cleric of Bran. This invests in me a certain authority over all forms of undead. Even the Swarms.&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">Is it oat bran?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Or, of course, we distract it with horses.

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">I am a cleric of Bran. This invests me a certain authority over all forms of undead, and the regular passing of stool

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;Ah, so that's where your confidence comes from&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Gimme gimme gimme!&quot; &gt;:O

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Back from emergancy noodlemaking for great grandma!

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gotta grab it yourself&quot; rolls the ball under Espada's body and behind.

Espada:<font color="#990000">&gt;:|

Espada:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 6 + 9 = 15&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; attack roll!

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;Is your authority enough to let me keep my eyes through this venture?&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Attack roll

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;MINE MINE MINE!&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">Yep, it is yours.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;MINE!&quot; :D

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Indeed. Though I may be just ready to venture out of my temple, I can keep the swarm away from us.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Reflex save vs. hitting ladder?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">:P

Espada:<font color="#990000">Ball get!

Espada:<font color="#990000">Gnaw gnaw gnaw.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Foxes. :T

Espada:<font color="#990000">Cats :T

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Are the best. :3

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">Are the worst.


 * Flaal bows

Kiera:<font color="#003399">You realize you're insulting your player there, right?

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;We are truly fortunate to have your assistance in this matter.&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">He insults me pretty regularly, so it's even.

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Think nothing of it. We are here to help.&quot;

Friea: <font color="#3200">(( Somewhere where the others can't see her. ))

Arpad:<font color="#000000">Besides, it's not like cats try to eat him regularly.

Friea:<font color="#003200">....

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Do you people not understand the value of SLEEP? I've not had a bed this stable since I was billetted in a town last year!&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;I have no need for sleep.&quot;


 * Kiera is snoring loudly. Silly Behter.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">afk moment

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( ... This guy's supposed to be TN, but I think I'm playing him more 'Exasperated Good'. ))

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( Welcome to my life. ._. ))

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Eh, no way I'm getting to sleep.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">TN? ___ Neutral?

Flaal:<font color="#006666">:B

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Where's the firing range?&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">So, we got anything more or are we go for timeskip to mission?

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( True Neutral. NN. ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">True Neutral.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Go ahead and skip.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Waiting on Hyuu. He wanted to do a skit with his characters mentor.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Ah, Neutral Neutral, gotcha

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I just didn't want to be in a hammock if there was other stuff going on...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Alright, I'll go shoot some arrows.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">But other then that, nothing.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;Imad, is there anything that must be done so that you can exert your influence while we're afield?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;12d0+8 = Invalid expression: 12d0+8.&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; &#171;  &#160;12d0+8 = Invalid expression: 12d0+8.&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; &#171;  &#160;12d0+8 = Invalid expression: 12d0+8.&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; &#171;  &#160;12d0+8 = Invalid expression: 12d0+8.&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; &#171;  &#160;12d0+8 = Invalid expression: 12d0+8.&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; &#171;  &#160;12d0+8 = Invalid expression: 12d0+8.&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; &#171;  &#160;12d0+8 = Invalid expression: 12d0+8.&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; &#171;  &#160;12d0+8 = Invalid expression: 12d0+8.&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; &#171;  &#160;12d0+8 = Invalid expression: 12d0+8.&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; &#171;  &#160;12d0+8 = Invalid expression: 12d0+8.&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; one minute's volley fire.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...why didn't that work.

VAE:<font color="#000000">12d0

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Derp.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">xD

Espada:<font color="#990000">Because you rolled 0-sided dice. :B

Flaal:<font color="#006666">It's like the sound of one hand clapping

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 9 + 8 = 17&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+8 = 13 + 8 = 21&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+8 = 16 + 8 = 24&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+8 = 9 + 8 = 17&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+8 = 7 + 8 = 15&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+8 = 20 + 8 = 28&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+8 = 13 + 8 = 21&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+8 = 8 + 8 = 16&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+8 = 16 + 8 = 24&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+8 = 20 + 8 = 28&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; This time with the bow the right way round!

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">SAPH-RO-DERP!

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">._.

Espada:<font color="#990000">You can't hear it, but I'm totally clapping one-handed right now.

Espada:<font color="#990000">It's actually pretty easy.

VAE:<font color="#000000">. ..

VAE:<font color="#000000">two 20s there

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Not too shabby. Nothing for the sergeant to scream at me over... I could hit a horse at 300 feet with all ten of those, given the grouping...&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">... where are you firing? off the side of the ship???

Espada:<font color="#990000">Somewhere.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I had to assume there was SOMEWHERE to practice.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Basically, firing at the stern rail.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(well, stern bulkhead)

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahah

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fun if he inflicted critical damage to ship with the crits

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">That's a rail, I think. Since it's the top deck and all.

Espada:<font color="#990000">I think the ship's hardness covers the damage he could inflict. :B

Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( That's the rail, yes. And I'm constructs and items are immune to crits. ))

Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( and hardness covers everything else. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Well, I'm guessing that there's somewhere to actually shoot, and was using the top deck as proxy. And actually, now I think about it...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I do 1d8+4 with those arrows, as it happens. Mighty comp longbow.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">You could probably set up a couple of crates or barrels as a target dummy or something, I imagine there's some spares.

Roland:<font color="#006666">also might cut down on shooting civilians when you miss

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Eh, I'll assume there's ten arrows sticking into the gun carriage. Or nine and one that bounced.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Actually, moment of geek. What kind of lock do those guns have? Match, flint? Quill or firing pan or touch-hole?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(The most advanced version is a flintlock with gunpowder-impregnated quills sticking out of the touch-hole, so the flintlock sprays sparks on it and it ignites. The gun captain carries the quill reloads.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Flint.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">DMG doesn't provide match.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Flint is the earliest firearm available according to Wizurds.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That's kind of a simplification...

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Flint. The description I keep throwing around for the setting is &quot;Steampunk&quot;.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Fair enough.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Hmm, wonder what happens if the broadsides are poorly timed? Setting up a swinging?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">and yet we still keep aiming for the fantasy :p

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">If we have to use the guns, something has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Saph: Yeah, probably.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">D&amp;D is NOT geared for steampunk, so I'm having to wing a heck of a lot of stuff.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Fun, actually - guns used to be fired on the &quot;upward roll&quot; for aiming at rigging or on the downward roll to fire at enemy hull. I'd assume the rigging is almost automatic as a target for airships.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">I could have just yoinked WoWtech, but that's somehow EVEN WORSE.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Depends on the airship. Ours has dat fancy engine, but not all of 'em do.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Well, if the balloon pops..

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Sorry, if the gas all escapes, you've had it.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Yup, but sending it down means no loot.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">So you don't want to do that.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">We had this discussion looooong before you joined. :3

Espada:<font color="#990000">So, are we waiting on anything, or can we timeskip to mission time?


 * Mardak goes about, slipping from alleyway to alleyway, thumbing his nose at the back of a few particular shopkeeps, before tumblinging into a hidden alcove by the *name of shop removed*. He looks about, knocking on a beam then a nearby glass bottle, then the beam again, three times on a nearby rat who squeaks in protest...then....

Friea: <font color="#3200">(( Most of them are gasbags yes. And they've... Go poke Girl Geinus. Look at Wulfenbach's airships. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Depends. IThere can be situations where you do want to take a ship down

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah, that's my thought.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Well yes. But most of the time you want loot. Anyway.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Anyway. Timeskip?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, wait, scene apparently.

Friea:<font color="#003200">&quot;Get in here Mardak! And stop doing that rediculous knock. You know it's pointless!&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Hah, sorry ma'am, couldn't help.&quot; And with that, he hops inside, and grins. &quot;How's the doings, ma'am?&quot;


 * Friea is an old female elf. Still has nimble fingers though. She speaks with a definite Sultanate accent... &quot;Not bad. Ever since you gave Old Goatface a taste of his own medicene things have been calming down. The heat on me has died off a fair bit... mostly because you directed it all to yourself! Honestly. Too selfless for your own good.&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">folks, sorry if this ends in boredom...I just figured it'd be better for the ooc folks to witness char stuff?

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">It's cool.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">I'm a bit stressing out and trying to calm down. ^^;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Mmm.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Tea is good for the calm.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Ah you know me. Can't help it till I do all the right, ya know. Though, blimey, didn't figure Ole Goaty would be so hard up about 3 months blackmail disappearing.&quot;


 * Friea arches an eyebrow. &quot;Are you STILL effecting that accent? You're amoung friends here. Not outsiders. Drop it.&quot;

Friea: <font color="#3200">(( *affecting? ))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*affecting

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Second one.

Friea: <font color="#3200">(( Poke? :30 lagcheck? ))

Arcalane: <font color="#3399">(( ff, afk a few. ))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Oop. Right, get too used to it sometimes, ya know?&quot; He clears his throat and mouths a bit before going back to his original Sultanate accent as well. Well, almost Sultanate. It's off a bit. &quot;Anyways, I got a bit of news, and a bit of news&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...should we answer the lagcheck? I got it a few minutes ago, but busy.

Friea:<font color="#003200">&quot;If this is about you finding 'decent' employment with the Icarus, good on you. Captain Elisavet is a good woman, if a bit spoiled. Also, Captain Huseyin sends his regards. That blackmail you got contained a significant amout of Old Goatface's hold on him so he can now start doing his job again.&quot;

Friea: <font color="#3200">(( Please do. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">:34

Friea: <font color="#3200">(( :34 at :34. Not lagging. ))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Oh, well, good for him, explains why the gard weren't looking TOO hard....and damnit, is there ever a time I might get the best of ya?&quot; Smirks...then it slides off his face. &quot;Maybe with this then. First job, and apparrently....&quot; His voice grows very icy &quot;We might be running into them Brain-in-a-Jar freaks.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*guard


 * Friea stops and stiffens. &quot;... Well. I must admit I wasn't expecting THAT. You'd best be careful. They can take over your mind, you know. Take it from me... that's NOT something you want to have happen. Vile things... do you have any backup other then the rest of the Icarus crew? Cleric at least?&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Some undead person-thing with some name of Imad.&quot; Tone alone makes it apparent he doesn't care for him


 * Friea cringes slightly. &quot;Ah. That's... problematic. On one hand, the Church of Bran knows some secrets about how to dispose of those... things... so they won't come back. On the other, undead are more vunerable to them... You'd best watch your back.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Always.&quot; Sighs. &quot;Well, I have a day to get prepared, any bits or bobs you suggest I acquire?&quot;


 * Friea sighs and mutters under her breath. &quot;Especially given what happened to your parents..&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Don't forget meeee!

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Also, any tips or tricks about clericy fox beings from ages ago that seem to be hyper bouncy?&quot;

Friea:<font color="#003200">&quot;Hm. Depends on what it's managed to enslave as it's minions. Your skill at cutting throats won't do you any good against it and it's favored pawns...&quot; She blinks. &quot;Hyper bouncy clericy fox things?&quot; Well that's some obvious confusion on her part.

Arcalane: <font color="#3399">(( go go gadget backscroll! ))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Yep. Pretty much sums her up.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">:B

Espada:<font color="#990000">With big swords!

Espada:<font color="#990000">Don't forget the sword!

Espada:<font color="#990000">It's, like, three times your height and weight. :P

Friea:<font color="#003200">&quot;... I must admit this is the first time I've heard of anything like that... Treat her like any other spirit is my first response. Be polite, be respectful to a point, and stay out of her way as best you can.&quot;

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">hes a halfling, its 4 times his height

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">or gnome

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">gnome

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">or something short

Espada:<font color="#990000">Close enough.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;OK. Hrm. Any other tips you can impart on me, hm?&quot;

Friea:<font color="#003200">&quot;Holy water and wands of Cure Wounds. Undead don't react well to things empowered with 'positive' energy. Utter misnomer that is, but I can't think of a better name.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Right. Will have to get some of those....I forget, anyone owe any favors?&quot;

Friea:<font color="#003200">&quot;None off the top of my head... Wait... No. You wouldn't like it there, and she's gone anyway.&quot;


 * Friea sighs and shakes her head. &quot;Hard to believe it's only been twenty years...&quot;

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">like an eyeblink that is

Friea:<font color="#003200">Elf.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Ah. Right. Her. Hm.&quot; Frowns. &quot;Well, I will think of something.&quot; Gives a bow...then a hug. Clears his throat, and that cockney accent is back. &quot;You watch yer back, ya hear? I got some building up to manage.&quot; And with that he heads out the door, with another stupid knock before leaving.

Friea:<font color="#003200">&quot;... Honestly. I don't know whether to hug him or strangle him most days.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Twenty years? They have time incriments that small?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">and I think I'm done. Sorry if that was too much :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">really, the problem was the wait for you, not the actual RPing you did

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">sorry

VAE:<font color="#000000">NP

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">things went fubar here at home :P

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, timeskip to the Gems, or just assume they get picked up and timeskip to the monestary?


 * VAE fired up his pokemon save, anyways


 * Sharpshot4321 is DFing

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I'm getting some insults ready to use on my materials suppliers, but I can just dump those in a few seconds once they're ready.

Espada:<font color="#990000">I say skip to monestary.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(No in-game effect, just a rant and &quot;replacements&quot; for the materials)

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">To ze monastery!

Ganti:<font color="#003200">I'm inclined to say just skip to monestary...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Me too.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">to the bloodbath!

VAE:<font color="#000000">agreed

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Words words words, teach teach teach, wizards wizards wizards, COMMUNITY.

Espada:<font color="#990000">...Unless people want to buy stuff with loot income now that we've sold the gems?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">XD

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Because actuallly intruding on your rp seemed in poor taste.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">:B

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, that's one for the monestary, one for Cog Tinrunner showing up and killing Roland... Okay, that's a majority for the monestary.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hqahahah

VAE:<font color="#000000">Owl, that was hillarious

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">yep

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">Negotiating with suppliers:

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">How much did the cutting cost? 300 or so?

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I want to know, was your grandmother of the third generation the only member of your family with anything resembling intelligent thought, or was she as moronic as the rest of your ancestors? You call this good arrow-wood? There is a knot right in the middle of this shaft! Not that I expect you see it, because the many diseases your father obtained from the animals he dallied with before your mother have probably sent you blind! I want to get replacements in good ash wood! Clothyard length if they're an inch, you understand, or I'll take the break and fix it by ramming it through each of your pig-descended ears!&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Four million hipster souls.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot; This isn't steel! It's cast iron, too brittle to make good arrowheads! This one broke when I tried to attach it to the haft! You think that would go through chain mail? It wouldn't go through wicker! You have good wrought iron? That's a start! Now, where's the steel, or shall I just use bone arrows made from your teeth?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Start harvesting.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot; What is this rubbish you call feathers? These things were attached to a bird? It must have been ashamed! I hardly think that an arrow needs to be made with down feathers and the hair that fell into the batch when you scratched your nose in confusion over what to do with the sack! Where's the eagle feathers I ordered?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahaha

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(since I didn't fail the craft check badly enough, no materials were actually ruined... this just seemed characterful)

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Arc, it cost 10% of the price of the end product. Which you claim is on your loot spreadsheet.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Saph, another nom for that. It is made of epicness

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">well the total value is 1,137. 1,100+24+24+13.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">wait, 12+12, not 24+24

Ganti:<font color="#003200">So it costs about 113.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">party membersssss...

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">so how much does everyone (possibly not Mardak) gain?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">how many of us are there? six? seven? eight?

VAE:<font color="#000000">fifty!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I am party-cus!

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">I count seven not including familiars or Imad.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">so including gnomey?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Aye.

VAE:<font color="#000000">but honestly, probably makes most sense to split that treasure among those who have been there when getting it

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">oh, not counting Mard.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">yeah but two of those have since -left-

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Hmm... three days travel, right? I'll make three non-MW arrow craft checks, then.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">three, in fact

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">the gems were from our first mission, so only... Sau, Roland, and K would be seeing any profit. and maybe Murdock.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yeah. It would basically be Kiera, Roland, and Sau.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">which would work out to &#171; &#160;1024/3 = 1024 / 3 = 341.3333333333333333333333333333333&#160; <font color="#003399">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">My my.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">That's three first level spells.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Mind if I research light of mecuria?

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Or rather, get a scroll and research it.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">your call, G. we can split it between us three or the current officer team.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">The payment for that mission was 18,290 GP, by the way. I don't know if you distributed that.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">yeah that worked out to about 3k a piece

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">I already spent a k of it on something, then.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">...we can't have, since I only have a bit over 1k

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Not sure what it was.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 20 + 9 = 29&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; against DC 15... I think.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 16 + 9 = 25&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; against DC 15

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 2 + 9 = 11&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; against DC 15

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">let me do a quick logcheck

Espada:<font color="#990000">I didn't get that money.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">^

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">all I got was my monthly paycheck

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Two success, one fail. Total of 81 gp of arrows made.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">youuu never mentioned 18,290 at any point

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">@Ganti

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">I believe thats the money made from the maps we were making while exploring?

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Dispence.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">La moolah.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Huh. I could have SWORN I mentioned that...

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yeah, that was the map+bonus from sultan for letting him know about a potential plague.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">See, this is why you always have a slave in the basement to remind you of these things.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So... the Mongol locked himself in his room for three days, and emerged with over 1500 arrows.

VAE:<font color="#000000">pfft

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Congratulations. You'll never need to make any again.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">damn it man, stop taking apart the furniture to make your arrows!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...that's a little over 100kg of them. I'm probably buried in them.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">right, so who gets a piece of that? just people from that mission, sooooo... 'spada, Roland, Sau, K, Alth, Kas, Sera?

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Er... help?&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Kas and Sera no longer exist, so they don't.

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">*prestidigitation haul arrows away*

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yeah, sounds about right.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Immediete assistance!

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Behter's gonna be bow-legged trying to carry all those arrows.

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;The fuck did you do there..&quot;

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">RAM: neither does Alth :v

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">A flood of arrows pours out of the door

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Conjuration gone wrong?&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;.... My word.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">And Alth, yeah.


 * Roland will stand there and laugh at this whole situation

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;It's a hobby, okay?&quot;

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">He's opened a portal to the elemental plane of arrows!

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I may have got carried away... anywhere to put these?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Stop gabbing and help us move these- avalanche!&quot;

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( he should just open one to the plane of coal. Never run out of power! ))

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">okay so we're assuming Alth didn't care because drunk, Kas got arrested before he could get paid, and Sera ran off for her business likewise. sooo... &#171; &#160;18,290/4 = Invalid expression: 18,290/4.&#160; <font color="#003399">&#187;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">And the short lizard is burried in sudden arrows.

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;... worst comes to worst Blair could use some as fuel...&quot;

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">that is-- oh, I see

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">&#171; &#160;18290/4 = 18290 / 4 = 4572.5&#160; <font color="#003399">&#187;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;I got it.&quot; :B

Espada:<font color="#990000">And Espada power-lifts ALL THE ARROWS.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">One arm is out of the avalanche, clawing at the floor.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Suddenly Espada.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Thanks!&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">thats GP right arc?

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( No, it's EP. ))

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">4,572.5gp each for 'spada, Roland, 'Sau, and Kiera. |D

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*No undead in sight? Goes to help!*

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yes that's GP.

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Uff.. how do you grab them like that?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">whats the ratio of silver to GP?

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Seriously, that fox is better at it with her paws than me with magic.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">10:1

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;She should be a dedicated arrow-hauler.&quot;

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">10sp = 1gp?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yep.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Aye.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;I'm stronger than I look.&quot; :P

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Well, so much for my ammunition worries... I think I have enough quivers for several dozen shots per excursion.


 * Espada can has almost 5k munnies!

Flaal:<font color="#006666">what is this, a conga line?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;2051.6+4572.5 = 2051.6 + 4572.5 = 6624.1&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">&#171; &#160;1309.97+4572.5+341.3 = 1309.97 + 4572.5 + 341.3 = 6223.77&#160; <font color="#003399">&#187;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Espada then proceeds to lift Sandor and Sau as well.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Hey, look, enough for a Hwacha.


 * Arcalane puts accounting away for now

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( back IC~ ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Hmm, now what to buy...

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Map avalible. &quot;Old Desert Temple&quot;.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Time to goto?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Gaaaaaaaantiiiiiiii

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Spell Compendium spells allowed?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">It's technically a monestary but whatever. It was a temple when I first designed it.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Ayup.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Molestary?

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Oh god I can't see anything.

VAE:<font color="#000000">People get molesternated inside

Ganti:<font color="#003200">What do you want.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Then 50 gp on scrolls of light of lunia.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">And let's hope I can make a dc 16 spellcraft check...

Ganti:<font color="#003200">So peeps... Light?

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Where'safuckingsunrodwhenyouneedone.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Aha, flare! Fshh~

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Everburning torch.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+14+mod = 19 + 14 + 0 = 33&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Spellcraft check!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fuck you with a sun rod.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Yay!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Not a bad one

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">I get light of lunia in my spellbook!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">-100 to scribe it.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">See this guy? No ya don't, he ain't there. &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 1 + 12 = 13&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">(oh this is not a good day)

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Watch that first step.&quot;


 * VAE sees nuthing

VAE:<font color="#000000">ohh

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Hang on... Let me check to make sure that it's a wizard spell...

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, here we are. If anything bad happens, bonesack is the one responsible.&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">It is indeed.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Durnit, having trouble finding Belt of Giant's Strength.

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Good to know you have your priorities straight. Assign blame, then fuck up.&quot;

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( DMG. ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">Oh, there it is.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Only available in +4 and +6. &gt;:.

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, I assigned blame. .. so I guess it's up to you to do the fucking up. Seems like you have experience, too.&quot;

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( Just take Gauntlets of Oger Strength and say it's a belt of giant Strength. ))

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( *Ogre ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Pawgloves of Ogre Strength?

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;Imad, what must be done to ensure that you can maintain your influence throughout this venture?&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Hmm...

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">We're already there?

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( yeah, all the enhancement stuff like that has the same basic cost judging by the MIC. 4k for +2, 16k for +4, 36k for +6.... ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">We used the transporter.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yep, that's basic.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">I wanted to buy some gear with my new 6k gold.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Oh well.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Final Fantasy style airdrop?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">We're doing it ad hoc.

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;It is best that I do not stand in the front of the party as my longspear requires a certain amount of distance between me and the foes.

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Yeah, I think I'll get that. I can start enchanting my own weapon in a couple levels. :B

Roland:<font color="#006666">scotty was on break, so we got Ron the teleporter

Espada:<font color="#990000">+2 Str get!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I'm assuming we teleported down because to fly takes too much of the budget. Or is that Star Trek?

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Isn't this lovely. He drags us here, then attempts to use our arses as his convenient meatshield.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">We teleported because timeskip.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Why is everyone around the scout? I work best in skirmish position.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;I would like to point out that YOU were the only one arguing against coming here...&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;You can always turn back, I hear pirates like to strand people who refuse to do the job they are paid for.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Espada makes a quick trip to the market, and when she returns she's wearing some fancy new pawgloves. :B

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you don't like it, I'll gladly swap&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Look, I'm making some guesses as to who goes where. If you don't like it, alter it.

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">*to Behter*

Espada:<font color="#990000">Uh.

Espada:<font color="#990000">The door is to the east. :B

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I just thought I'd use it as character stuff, because, well.


 * Kiera shakes her head. Oh dear.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">Listen &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 4 + 10 = 14&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Espada draws her ECKSBAWXHUEG SWORD and takes up position at the front.

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">0_0 How does she carry that

Espada:<font color="#990000">She told you, she's stronger than she looks. :B

Arpad:<font color="#000000">In her mouth, blind face

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Likewise, K readies her bastard sword, hefting it with quite casual ease.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Well, I'm still picking spells.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">So.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Imma be quiet.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">Also, Wilderness Lore / Survival - any tracks? &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 12 + 10 = 22&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187;

Espada:<font color="#990000">My light load is 173 pounds, without taking quadruped into account. :B

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay... I'll assume that discussion was on the ship. You eventually reach a lonely building, little more then a one room shack, standing in the middle of the desert that Elisavet says is the right place.

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">''I didn't mean. . .just shut up''

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;...Is this it? I was expecting more.&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">It's very old and made out of stone.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Done.

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Did you know? Opening doors reveals more of the place!&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">It looks somewhat worn and battered. There's one door in. I assume you open it?

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Like I'm opening a door without checking first. This is my field...&quot; (yes, if there's no information to get from listening or from checking for tracks)

Espada:<font color="#990000">I guess not. :B

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Could be locked. Mardak?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau cracks open his book and starts flipping pages.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Looks fine... right, I'll see if it's locked.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hmm, since we're facing undead, I have a spell that hurts them more than most.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;It lasts about forty minutes, should I cast it now, or wait?&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*goes to check out the lock*

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">first time playing a rogue, check would be...?

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;I suggest you wait for now.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Open Lock.

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well. If you cast it now, the worst thing that'll happen is we'll have a calm forty minutes ahead of us.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Well, first you check if it's locked.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Also Search for traps.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">True.

Espada:<font color="#990000">If it is, you use Open Locks.

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you don't... the worst thing is a faceful of bonesack's comrades as soon as we open the door, with you unable to do squat.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*checks for any traps* &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 10 + 10 = 20&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">*nocks an arrow into the bowstring, ready to fire if necessary*

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">and open lock is &quot;what&quot; exactly?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">open lock? the skill?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau looks over his book at Sandor. Saying nothing.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It's a skill.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Dex based skill.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">holy crap

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I didn't even SEE that till now

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( Newbie question: How does running away work? :P ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Lapkat.

RAM:<font color="#990000">By which you mean.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Rogue didn't put points in Open Lock.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">SHIT.

RAM:<font color="#990000">You have 0 ranks in it.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">ABORT.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I outrun you.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">RUN.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahaha

Roland:<font color="#006666">So now we get a rouge who opens all locks with bash

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I thought that was sleight of hand....

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(+10 speed thanks to class, and horses add more)

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;You want I should get a horse to kick it down?&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Wedon't need a horse.&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">*can't possibly be any redder than he is right now*

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;A horse?&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Withdraw action or run action. One means you move away from the foe without taking AoO's, the other means you move a long distance.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;If all else fails, I can make rubble out of the door.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">There's no check per se to run away, you just... move.

Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( And no-one has TRIED the door yet? ))

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . .how? Foxes can't kick..&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Wanna bet?&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Well, the rogue apparently can't tell if the door is locked or not, with his 0 ranks.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahah

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*gives a shrug, and just tries opening it. Simple routes and all*

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;Try pulling the handle&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">I'm entierly willing to let him swap out slight of hand for open lock.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Or any other skill? He's a Rogue, he has lost.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Slight of hand

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">LOTS.

Espada:<font color="#990000">I think it's hilarious.

Espada:<font color="#990000">A rogue that can't pick locks. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Your hand is really really good at taking offense

Ganti:<font color="#003200">And it's not locked. Swings right open. The building has another door in the back of it.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Well, they were a trusting lot... they actually just didn't lock doors...!

Roland:<font color="#006666">I really am surprised nobody has done a rogue that opens all locks with bash

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;How long did it take you to work that out? Were you born in a barn?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I have an open lock point...but my tools are strange.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I mean, I was born on a PLAIN, and I know that doors open at one edge.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;What are they?&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well.. or someone visited already, and didn't make it back.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;This block of plastic explosive. :|&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;No tracks.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;...I should be running, huh.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Yup.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;This place hasn't been disturbed in decades.&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;No wonder.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Let's hope nobody's home, then.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Open Lock The character can open locks more quickly than normal. Open lock as&#8230; DC Modifier Move-equivalent action +20 Free action +50

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;That. Finally a sane word today.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(Yes, it is rules-legal for someone to Open Lock with a swift kick, albeit very tricky...)

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Alright, in we go!&quot;


 * Espada takes point!

Ganti:<font color="#003200">It has not. Full of dust. It's dim inside, but you can see the sockets for torches.

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;... is this not near some undead rat factory? I don't think rats use the front door.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Can we move now?

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;So? This place hasn't seen anyone going in, which is the point. Anyway, I'll take second.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Come on guys, we have heretics to kill!&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">You run into the other door as it hasn't been opened. Maybe you should try that.

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Undead. .. rat .. . factory&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Open open open the door with foxeh paws.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;They're only heretics if they follow the same religion as you, Espada.&quot;

Arpad:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why undead.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Otherwise they're heathens.&quot;

Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( Sharp, you didn't hear that conversation. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Technically untrue - they're only heretics if they follow the same GOD/S.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Naw, they're heretics in the eyes of Bran. Good friend of mine.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sharp hasn't said anything in like an hour dude.

Roland:<font color="#006666">((right right))

Roland:<font color="#006666">... what?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;What Bran believes and what is fact are two different things, I'm afraid.&quot;


 * Kiera follows a short way behind Espada, making sure the group doesn't get split up too much. :x

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;It might be a language thing, though.&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, that explains why there's no indication of this monestary above ground...

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Long, narrow stairs leading down.

Roland:<font color="#006666">((Can meany not see me?))

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Bran considers them heretics, and that's good enough for me.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Going down?&quot; :3

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Connected to Earth Elementals... of course they'd build it underground.&quot; :T

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Bran does not consider them heritics. He consideres them people who have to die.

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">He's the friggin' god of undead. I'd be surprised if he didn't consider everyone people that have to die

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;When was the last time you actually talked to Bran?&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Close enough.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I imagine he'd have lots to say.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Umm...around four thousand years ago?&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( of course he would, he's a giant ham ))

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Sounds like there's air down there. Breeze, I think.&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( or that was the jist I got from the infopage :v ))

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hmm.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Means there's another way in...&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;...something might have tunnelled in from elsewhere whilst the place was abandoned..&quot;

Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( Ayup. He is one. No clue if I can pull off playing one, but hey. Deity. He doesn't have to show up ever. ))

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You know, by that light, those of us of different faiths are heretics to you too.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Uh uh.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Squishy wizard ain't getting no closer to the front.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">You assholes move in front of me.

Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( Um. :42 lagcheck? ))

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;That was real clever to tell her.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">:|

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Real clever.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">:42

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( :42 ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, I'm not lagging.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I suppose... we open this door too?

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Good to know hes half your hight but has twice your balls.&quot;

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;What's next, seasoning us with bacon grease?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">I did have Grease prepared.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">But not today.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay... You're opening the door then?

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Good. The last thing we need is musical numbers in the middle of battle. Open ze door!

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Balls isn't what keeps you alive, wits are.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">People with 15+ ac in front of the wizard, please.

Roland:<font color="#006666">but I just finished putting points into perform: musical!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Danke.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Nah, that's completely different. Just because you believe in a different god doesn't make you a heretic. These guys have committed blasphemy against Bran himself. Thus, heretics.&quot;

Bone Rat Swarm:<font color="#003200">Hello Lunch.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Except if they don't worship Bran, they have no problem with offending him.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">hi!

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;See! that's heresy!&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Rats. I hate rats. DX

Arpad:<font color="#000000">''Those. . . don't look quite as tasty as I thought they would.''

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Init, or can I cast?

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">Er... do we get spot checks for surprise round, or..?

Bone Rat Swarm:<font color="#003200">Over six hundred tiny heads swing towards the door as one when the door opens. Initiative!

Arpad:<font color="#000000">What the fuck, you're a cat

Roland:<font color="#006666">Initiative is

<font color="#006666">7

Espada:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 14 + 2 = 16&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Initiative!

Kiera:<b><font color="#003399">INITIATIVE!

</b><font color="#003399"> &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#003399">&#187;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 2 + 7 = 9&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; init

Sandor Munkas:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 16 + 3 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Initiative

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+3+mod = 7 + 3 + 0 = 10&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Dex check!

Kiera:<font color="#003399">They're all bones!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So much for my massive modifier.

Bone Rat Swarm:<font color="#003200">Swarm. Never flat footed or suprised.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Fair enough.

Bone Rat Swarm:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 13 + 3 = 16&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 16 + 3 = 19&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">sorry, bro needed me for official things.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">also, I suck as a rogue maker XD

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Set yo' inits, people.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">My Maptool keeps throwing bizarre errors. If I crash, don't be surprised, and I'll be back sharpish.

Espada:<font color="#990000">There we go!

Espada:<font color="#990000">I couldn't set init for a while there.

Bone Rat Swarm: <font color="#3200">(( Yeah, I forgot to add you to init. ))

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( sul, do you know how to do init? ))

Bone Rat Swarm: <font color="#3200">(( My bad. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Right click on token in init window, and choose Set.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">er, I missed it, MAP?

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( I do not, sadly ))

Bone Rat Swarm: <font color="#3200">(( Old Desert Temple. ))

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( Old Desert Temple. ))

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( he hasn't rolled it, unless he has his roll as GM sight only ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Like I say. Find your token in the init window, right click, and &quot;Set Init&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">And here goes the rogue, ready to scrap! &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 16 + 4 = 20&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">If you can't see the init window, open it from the &quot;window&quot; dropdown menu.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, and init rolls tend to be 1d20+dex mod.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; for flaal

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Hyuu has done this before.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( thanks! ))

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">He was just a barbarian last time.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Imad needs init. :v

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Just checking... wasn't sure which bit was the problem.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Oh, you meant Sul?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">may I swap my sleight for my locks?

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Yeah he needs all da helpz.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Imad got no init, innit?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yeah, go for it.


 * Meany stomps on Sul's foot. Pours helpz down his throat when he shouts.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( &gt;:/))

Imad:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 8 + 4 = 12&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Init!

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Also does Arpad get his own init or just go on Sandor's turn? :x

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Okay. Should I summon a horse to distract it, or clear the tunnel for more people to come through?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I think he goes on Sandor's turn

Mardak has received initiative.Ganti:<font color="#003200">Familiars have the same init as their masters.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Given that at the moment, he can't do much but jut out of his pocket anyways. ..

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( then you probably want to remove him from the init list, as he's sitting in dead last :x ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">who added him?


 * Arcalane points at GM.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yo!


 * Ganti had to mass add you lot.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( I've always wondered this. Can you switch posititons with an ally within your move range? ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">You can move past allies, I think.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(without AOO)

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Not in combat unless you ready an action to do so. You can move past them, however.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I mean, it's a ten foot wide tunnel...


 * Mardak gives a dirisive snort, before picking out a potion from his pocket...And swigs it. Lets see them deal with him now. (Swig of Hide from Undead Potion, 10 minutes. Imad, make a will save of 11)

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( i men't more in the lines of getting our bow shooter out of the melee spot ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Imad gonna be mad

Imad:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 16 + 6 = 22&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Willsave

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">If those things are unintelligent, they can't see/hear/smell SQUAT of that rogue

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I'm versatile. I need open ground anyways, so I'll head S and E into open terrain.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Undead cannot see, hear, or smell the warded creatures. Even extraordinary or supernatural sensory capabilities, such as blindsense, blindsight, scent, and tremorsense, cannot detect or locate warded creatures.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Well, this is bloody familiar. Right at the sharp end.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Is that turn?

Bone Rat Swarm:<font color="#003200">The absurd numbers of tiny, tiny skeletons don't seem to notice one of their prey dissapearing.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Oh come on, it's only a few hundred rats.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;That's not so bad.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Your not immortal anymore. They can chew you.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Less talking.&quot;

Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( I need to check the 'swarm' subtype again, but I think it's something like 600 of them. I MIGHT be wrong and it could be 6 THOUSAND. ))

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;More pest control.&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Hyuu? Done?

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( THIS IS NOT WAR, THIS IS PEST CONTROL (/daleks) ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Fortunately I am neither left handed nor flat footed.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(Uncanny Dodge...)

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( ground control to major Hyuuiiiiiint ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">I have Uncanny Dodge, too!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Assume yes.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Hell, I get it even before rogues do!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And that makes Espada and Behter good front liners, actually...

VAE:<font color="#000000">But Behter is better.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( what size are rats? ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(I get it at 2nd level, I think... yep.)

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">The swarm counts as one creature.

Sandor has received initiative.Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( Small enough that weapons only deal half damage to a swarm of them. ))

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( I know, but the google i got says the number of the swarm depends on the size of the creature the swarm is made of ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">First level for me!

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let them come a bit closer.. then.. hee..&quot; The sorcerer seems somewhat excited.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Delaying until after rats' turn

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Was gonna have my guy move 20 ft forward, before BROTHER CALLED ME AGAIN

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Tiny.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( a Tiny swarm is made of 300 ))

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">You could always hang up? :V

Ganti:<font color="#003200">So there's 600 of these things.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">*brick'd*

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">and make him lose the chance to get a new car that won't break down?

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( yep ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Hey, I remember this conversation about phone calls.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Only, it was VAE, and it was three years ago, and it was IRL.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Can I do a retroactive move?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And it was 4th ed.

Bone Rat Swarm: <font color="#3200">(( Techincally, this is a swarm that's twice the size of standard ones. Which is why there's two tokens of it. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Sandor is delaying.

Bone Rat Swarm:<font color="#003200">Lapkat.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(So it is now Swarm 1's turn)

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">blast. darn brother making me lose moving time XD

Espada:<font color="#990000">So, is it two swarms or one swarm?

Bone Rat Swarm:<font color="#003200">The swarm scurrys forwards, not making all that much progress because it's rear members keep climbing OVER it's leading members and pushing them back.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Oh, good. They are slow.&quot;

Bone Rat Swarm 1:<font color="#003200">And this one follows right after.

Espada has received initiative.Kiera:<font color="#003399">Ah, Sandor was holding.

VAE:<font color="#000000">is fine

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;In the name of Bran and Fisilia, I shall smite thee!&quot; &gt;:O

VAE:<font color="#000000">delaying after Espada, actually

Kiera:<font color="#003399">:T

VAE:<font color="#000000">at the very least.

VAE:<font color="#000000">swarms are unexpectedly slow

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Eyes closed, Sandor crosses his arms on his shoulders, and proceeds to mumble in a sibilant language. His face is getting red and sweaty, and there's a faint aura of light around him.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Well, these ones are.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Silly Espada.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And I think it's still Espada's turn.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">She don't got no Smite Evil class.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Who knows.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">+feature.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">...Speaking of, why didn't she take a level of paladin for Smite Evil? :V

Bone Rat Swarm 1: <font color="#3200">(( Oh, sorry. Ah well. ))

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">cause she would have been mode locked into Paladin

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Oh right.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">That silly restriction.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Espada charges forward, her blade dragging a massive furrow in the ground. When she reaches the first swarm, she swings upward, tearing chunks out of the stone below! &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 6 + 15 = 21&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;2d8+1d6+2d6+9 = 9 + 5 + 3 + 9 = 26&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Mountain Hammer strike, while in Punishing Stance! All damage overcomes hardness and all DR!

Espada:<font color="#990000">That's Rat Swarm.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">which one?

Espada:<font color="#990000">The one without a number.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">No Number.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;...huh. Looks like a giant terrier going to town on some small rats.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;But with a sword.&quot;

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">So you're saying she's terrierfying?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">owww

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Well, she manages to brush away about half of them...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yes, I am.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">I cast Disintigrate on Arc for that pun.

Espada:<font color="#990000">And that's how you smite without the Smite Evil feature.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">more like Disingratiate.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Disdenigrate?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">owwwww

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">arc stop it XD

Espada:<font color="#990000">End turn~

<font color="#0000ff">Ganti is disconnected.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Hmm. Is arc tan?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm. Disintegrate = get rid of the Hellsings?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">If Arc is tan, then we can work out what Disintegrate would do.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">I think our puns killed the DM again.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">OUR puns??

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">If Arc has a tan, and is arctan, then since dis-integrate is differentiate he becomes 1/(X^2+1) +c

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">I'm quite pale, actually.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Though not deathly so.

<font color="#0000ff">Ganti has connected.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Would &quot;sin&quot; or &quot;cos&quot; describe you better?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Not in ways one discusses in public.

VAE:<font color="#000000">what about sec?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">:3

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Don't know d/dx of arcsec offhand.

VAE:<font color="#000000">or if he feels hyperbolic tonight. ..

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Anyway. What did you miss, Ganti?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">How should I know what I missed? Did you get my report on espadas attack?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Yes.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">That was the last line we saw from you.

Espada has received initiative.Espada:<font color="#990000">I get to go again?! :D

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So, Espada has ended turn, and it's now Sandor.

Sandor has received initiative.Ganti:<font color="#003200">Unless he's still holding.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">The sorcerers' eyes open, a slightly insane expression on his face, and he advances forwards.

Arpad:<font color="#000000">Sure it's a good idea?

Sandor:<b><font color="#000000">&quot;BURN&quot;

</b><font color="#000000"> He spreads his hands forwards in an arc, and a shower of flames flies towards the rats.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Scorching Ray

Bone Rat Swarm:<font color="#003200">One of the little bastards ATE it.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Rat Swarm &#171;  &#160;4d6 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">VAE.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Ranged touch

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">woah

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Did you just try to team kill.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Again.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nope

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">okay good.

VAE:<font color="#000000">This isn't area of efect

Bone Rat Swarm:<font color="#003200">Yum. Spicy. I want that one for myself.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It's a ray, yeah,.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">For a second there.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">uh guys, rats don't seem to be reacting right

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Done?

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( Just a bit of trivia, VAE has the highest number of team kills I've ever seen. ))

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( :V ))

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 13 + 5 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Rat swarm 1 &#171;  &#160;4d6 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Did that thing just eat a beam of pure heat?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Spreadin' the love.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Yep.&quot;

Bone Rat Swarm:<font color="#003200">Yes. Yes it did.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...is that a double-ray one, then.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Scorching ray gets more beams with levels

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And did that actually happen? Nullified spell?

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Uh, I don't think fire is the way to go here.&quot;

Bone Rat Swarm: <font color="#3200">(( You did NOT get to cast two rays. You're only level 4. It takes a level 7 caster to cast two rays from one spell. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">It says, additional ray for every four levels

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...oh, VAE.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Level 7 caster would cast / three

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That's ABOVE THE BASE FOR THE SPELL.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That is how that kind of calculation works.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Every four -beyond third-


 * VAE headdesks

VAE:<font color="#000000">Scratch the second one, then

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">You blast your enemies with fiery rays. You may fire one ray, plus one additional ray for every four levels beyond 3rd (to a maximum of three rays at 11th level).

Sandor:<font color="#000000">When I get pissed off, I see double.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Heh.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Regardless, the sorcerer snaps out of the fire-induced euphoria and. . . &quot;Wat. How. They're still there.&quot;

Bone Rat Swarm:<font color="#003200">Oh, wait. That one that ate the scorching ray? Caught fire. It doesn't seem to mind though... Nor does it seem to be effecting the others.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Well, that's not bloody normal.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;...That smells really really bad.&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Done?

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Oy, magislinger, do us all a doosy and don't make any more flamer rats!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">done

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Augh, flaming skeletal rats! As if normal skeletal rats weren't bad enough, now one of them is on fire!

Kiera:<font color="#003399">That's like flaming zombies!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also owl.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Would you -shut up-?

Roland:<font color="#006666">well, if its on fire atleast its a light source now :P

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">You have a big ass sword.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">-Hit them with it.-

Kiera:<font color="#003399">It's not my turn yet.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Given that my teamkill count is almost one, you must have seen some very nonbelligerent teams

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( Not for lack of trying. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">(Gnogglebolt almost bought it during clusterfuck, but still, almost only)

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( I do count the drow. ))

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( So you know. ))

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">*Everburning torch tucked into the jerkin. It looks like his beard is on fire. Heatless flames!*

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#0000FF">&quot;Was that poetry?&quot;

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( did you really just set your beard on fire? ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heatless flames, dummy

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">No. Just what he's doing to still have light when he's using both hands for the bow.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Everburning Torches have &quot;Continual Flame&quot; on them.


 * Imad stomps forwards, brushing past Kiera... and smacks Sandor on the back of the head as he passes. &quot;What the hell were you thinking? Did being granted magic remove your brain?! It's a damn swarm. Single target effects do NOTHING to it. I swear. Imperials.&quot; He then brandishes his holy symbol &#171; &#160;1d20+3+2 = 6 + 3 + 2 = 11&#160;  &#187; and a flare of power emits from it... &#171;  &#160;2d3+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160;  &#187; turning check.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( heatless or not, he set his beard on fire. ))

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">faiiiiiil?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">No, it doesn't actually spread.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It's just a magical &quot;illusion of fire&quot; that gives real light.

Bone Rat Swarm:<font color="#003200">They recoil very breifly, then go right back to what they were doing. Which is apparently arguing over who gets to eat the fire throwing idiot.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( focus people, combat takes long enough as-is without all these side distractions XP ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Er... arrows work on these things, right?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I assume so.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I assume not

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;... I must have annoyed Bran lately.&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Single target thing, remember?

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck you too, bonehead.&quot;

Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( They do half damage. Then DR/5 bludgeoning gets applied. ))

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fire is fire.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Which is why you use Mountain Hammer. :B

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;... And this is why we like to insist on making sorcers actually learn how thier abilitys WORK.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Extra damage, and it overcomes all forms of DR.

VAE:<font color="#000000">at least the dr got bypassed by magicz

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( all damage gets halfed? Thought it was just slashing and piercing. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...bloody hell. Time for the quarterstaff.

Aurixsauriv has received initiative.Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm happy enough that it works.&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">No, the magic quite literaly did nothing to the swarm.

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha

Imad:<font color="#003200">Oh my. Angry skeleton.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Hemad.

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( Meany poke. Your turn. ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">Umad?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Imad, u mad, bro?

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( I nudged him on Steam, but he might be afk. ))

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">umad, bro?


 * Imad is letting out an impressive string of words...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Can swarms be flanked?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Imad swears mad but Behter does it better.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Gah, no.

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( No. ))

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Okay.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">So.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">My reading of light of lunia leads me to believe I cannot cast and actually use it in one turn.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">SO.

VAE:<font color="#000000">you cannot

VAE:<font color="#000000">I use it with Miron a lot as a vessel for Fell Drain, see

VAE:<font color="#000000">two bolts for price of one

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Deh crap. I basically have no options to do feasible damage to this thing. I would be better served summoning horses and telling them to attack.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahah

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( then buy a melee weapon of some sort next time we are in town :P ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I do!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Sicle

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh. For the scorching ray, the effect was probably like &quot;You decisively immolated a rat. Unfortunately, there's 483 more of those to go&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It's just that one of them is a spear, which will do half damage and be DRed into nothing, and the other is a quarterstaff.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Quarterstaffs are not all that.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">The third is a sabre. Which will also do half damage.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">COMBAT! XD

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau makes two points in the air, which light up with blue energy. A circle of blue energy forms as they rotate, which is then filled up with a diagram, all about the size of his hands put together.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Which then spasms, and launches two blue bolts of energy at Swarm 0.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Is dat sum magic missile?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d4+1 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; &gt;:U

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Yep.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">notbad.jpg

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Single target?

Bone Rat Swarm:<font color="#003200">Congratulations. You've knoced two rats into their componet parts. Too bad they just put themselves back together again.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">*Knocked

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Doesn't anyone have Burning Hands?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">I'm a low level support caster, with no noteworthy buffs yet.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">BITE ME, RATS.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Not even force damage works? :.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">:C

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It's a single target effect.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Espada:<font color="#990000">Oh yeah.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Dummy sorc here has burning hands

VAE:<font color="#000000">and will use next turn :3

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">in other words, 2 more rats :P

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Oh for crying out loud... I would have thought the wizard woud have known better! It's a SWARM.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Can someone else hurry up and start contributing to the fight, please?

Behter has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">Behter does it better.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I have no other options at the moment.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sounds like an advertisement jingle

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Uh, I dunno if any of you have noticed, but none of your attacks are doing anything.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Bloody beast!&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I did not plan for a swarm, neither do any of my support spells help against it.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Look at him smarty mac bonepants.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">Summon Horse (Light Horse, via Mount)

Imad:<font color="#003200">Hey, not my fault that I rolled crappy on my turn attempt.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Doesn't do shit, but oh is he the wise.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Any horse tokens?

Kiera: <font color="#003399">&quot;Wish Murdock was still around, I bet he'd have a good gadget for this.&quot; XP

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Pot, kettle, black.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Seriously, I'm considering abandoning this set up.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Support casting for a party that is -constantly- changing?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Ha ha no.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( too bad, i really like sau as a character. ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">That was talking to you, Sandor.

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( Somewher in there theres a horse token... ))

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">meany will play a horse.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Makes sense

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">I am keeping the char, but not the stated objective of 'support' caster.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">:T

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Maybe.

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh Bast

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">If this party lasts more than one dungeon.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Maybe.

VAE:<font color="#000000">he's going with the horsing

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">Points. &quot;Bloody well attack it!&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31800000/ha-ha-no-4-the-love-of-you-31802073-250-116.gif

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 11&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20 = 15&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; hooves, for &#171;  &#160;1d4+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; each on the charge.

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh Bast my sides

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d3+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">11 or 15 hit?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Fifteen hits. Barely.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Should have rolled them in order... 5 damage, then.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">That's bludgeoning, right?

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

VAE:<font color="#000000">bludgeoning, what else

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah, it's unarmed melee so yes.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And that's turn.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">squished rats?

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Bloody hell, this is the best option I've got...&quot;

Bone Rat Swarm 1: <font color="#3200">(( Okay, granted you ownership of the horse. You can now fiddle with it on your own. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Thanks.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Roland turn now.

Kiera: <font color="#003399">&quot;This plan involves far too much horsing around.&quot;

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( its a standard action to change weapons ya? ))

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's see if it sticks&quot;

Bone Rat Swarm 1:<font color="#003200">The swarm is disrupted a little by the charge but refomrs quickly. On the other hand, thats about 300 rats that AREN'T paying attention to you.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Move, I think.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( run forward and use your acid line thingy or something DX ))

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">no, but they ARE focused on the horse...I have a bad feeling for that horse

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">It's a construct.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">It doesn't even really exist.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">And don't any of you tell him different.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">He'll get PETA in here.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Okay, I can drop them at will now.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">how is it my guy has so much HP compared to half the party?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And it is Roland's turn.

Roland has received initiative.Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...what the hell is your Con?

Kiera:<font color="#003399">I have LA1, everyone else is squishyclasses except Espada.

Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( I think 18ish. Gnomes get +2 con anyway. ))

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( ...Wait. ))

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">+3

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That explains it.

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( Couldn't you have bought off your LA by now? ))

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( It happens at lvl 4 for +1s... ))

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( yes, and I'm still technically level 3. or something. the buyoff mechanics give me a headache. XP ))

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( I don't see any way of hitting both of them in a line. Anyone see a way or shall I just proceed? ))

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( I know that feel bro. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Go for it.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">You can't enfilade, you can't enfilade.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Just go for it.

Roland:<font color="#006666">pulls his cloak wide open as a great burst of noxious smelling liquid spews forth in a line, burning and melting everything it touches.

<font color="#006666">26

Acid damage to all entities in the line, Reflex DC 15 to half.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">... Sharp? Linetool is your friend.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( is not familier with such... ))

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">GAH

VAE:<font color="#000000">. ..

VAE:<font color="#000000">uff

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Sorry, got the erase button wrong.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, top bar should have a bunch of tools. Third from left is 'template tools'. The one that looks like a childs representation of a staircase is the line tool.

Bone Rat Swarm 1:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 15 + 4 = 19&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Reflex!

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Well, they managed to avoid the worst of it, but that's still a nice line of them melted.

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;That work for you cleric?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;My normal approach is useless here!&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Cor, what a stench...&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;It does indeed!&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">end turn

Kiera has received initiative.Meany:<font color="#0000FF">The party, on Swarms: http://i356.photobucket.com/albums/oo9/kiramonster22/DN%20general/NOT_AS_PLANNED.png

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Neato. . . .Oil of vitriol.. but there's other stuff in there, innit?&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;I find it best not to ask.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then don't, bonebag.&quot;

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( are you asking me what was in that attack? ))

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Something tells me a gun isn't going to do a whole lot... neither will my swords, for that matter.&quot; Displeased kitty. :T She moves forward next to Imad and readies up for whatever madness happens next.

VAE:<font color="#000000">(yep)

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Will you stop bickering with the Cleric already?!&quot; &gt;:|

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Making a point not to stand on the acidburnt tiles in front of Roland, for that matter. :v

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Give me a couple thousand gold and I'll tell you.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Flaal, you're up.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hah, good try.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Why.


 * Imad grits his teeth and goes back to ignoring the imperial.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Is there a vbl point.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">By Sau?

Flaal has received initiative.Meany:<font color="#0000FF">SUL.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">:U

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">WE SUMMON YOU FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">MEANY!

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">STOP TAUNTING CTHULHU.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Do I/we have to worry about that line of acid?

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( There shouldn't be one... ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">No, it's instant.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">There is.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">GM?

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( no, it has no lasting effects. they are just RPing ))

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( ^ ))

Imad:<font color="#003200">Okay, Sul? Your turn.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">yes yes

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( And ther isn't a VBL point there. ))

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( And no, it has no lasting effects. ))

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Can I just take up a defensive position?

VAE:<font color="#000000">you can

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( No, there is no VBL point there. I have NO idea why it is acting like that. ))

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( Ayup. Fighting defensively? +AC. Can't remember how much. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">So, U Mad?

Imad:<font color="#003200">Yes?

Flaal:<font color="#006666">HOw do I relinquish initiative?

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( Done? ))

Mardak has received initiative.Roland: <font color="#6666">(( GM does that ))

Flaal:<font color="#006666">thanks :P

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( You tell me you're done. ))

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( And thank you ALL for your patience! ))

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( ^ ))


 * Mardak scurries up a bit, pondering just what the 'eck he is gonna do to help.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mind going a few feet to the left, foxy? The horse doesn't matter, comes from thin air, but wouldn't want you grilled.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*done for now, no ranged or such on me*

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Kentucky-fried Foxgoddess would probably taste terrible. :x

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Even with special spices?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">especially with

Sandor:<font color="#000000">It's a godly taste

Kiera:<font color="#003399">e_e

Sandor:<font color="#000000">divine, even

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">the gods do not approve of being spiced without their express permissions.

Bone Rat Swarm:<font color="#003200">Kentucky fried foxgoddes? I don't mind if I do!

Roland:<font color="#006666">I hear that sword melted down makes the most expensive kind of flavor

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">ohnofox!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">No, that's Great Wyrm Gold Dragon gall bladder.

Bone Rat Swarm:<font color="#003200">Chomp chomp chomp. Oh god, they're climbing all over you and ripping out chuncks of your flesh. Take &#171; &#160;1d6 = 6&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; damage.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">You need to pay for an army to get it, and another one to protect you...

Bone Rat Swarm:<font color="#003200">No save. Ignores armor.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">according to my vision there is -something- blocking vision at that point.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( it's just you, Meany ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">That's cause you're in lowlight mode when the light has moved off to the sides.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">So that point there? It's where the light doesn't reach.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Gah, my instance didn't like THAT.

Bone Rat Swarm 1:<font color="#003200">Chomp chomp chomp. That's some tasty horseflesh. &#171; &#160;1d6 = 5&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Ow ow ow, I can't even parry this!&quot;

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">If it's spewing errors, you're probably running the wrong java version. :x

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">.87?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">JAVA. Not Maptool.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, right.


 * Arcalane moves this talk to IRC preemptively.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">No, I closed in case it was memory.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">and I was going to move talk there so we didn't clog things up here

Bone Rat Swarm 1: <font color="#3200">(( JAVA. If maptool was the wrong version it would throw up 'this map is a b.8whatever exlusive. You're using b.8mccrappy. Please upgrade. ))

Espada has received initiative.Arcalane: <font color="#3399">(( get back on IRC and I'll explain it there so we can focus on combat here ))

Bone Rat Swarm 1:<font color="#003200">Oh right. Espada? Make a Fort save.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">hoodear

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Right, I'll disconnect to update. I'll be back when it's done... and I mean I closed the IRC and my web browser for extra RAM availability.

Roland:<font color="#006666">wait

Arcalane: <font color="#3399">(( NO STOP LISTEN GO IRC NOW ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 3&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; for the horse's fort. Add whatever number needed.

Arcalane: <font color="#3399">(( SO I CAN -EXPLAIN- ))

Arcalane: <font color="#3399">(( before you do anything ridiculous ))

Arcalane: <font color="#3399">(( please :| ))

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( ^ ))

Bone Rat Swarm: <font color="#3200">(( Don't do that. Go to IRC. ))

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( ^ sooo much ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">my guess is Saph is using Java 7 not Java 6Java 7 + maptool = the lighting code flips the fuck out

VAE:<font color="#000000">rhat was Arc

VAE:<font color="#000000">on IRC

Arcalane: <font color="#3399">(( RAM just pinged out on IRC, I think his net died ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Okay, restarting the firefox...

VAE:<font color="#000000">should I kick him?

<font color="#0000ff">RAM is disconnected.

Espada:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 11 + 6 = 17&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">espada has fort 6 it seems

Espada:<font color="#003200">Espada's fine.

<font color="#0000ff">RAM has connected.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Oh, there you are.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

VAE:<font color="#000000">Espada failed fort save, and is now superdead

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Your turn. Espada just barely passed a fortsave.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">.... Was it an automatic rejoin?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Fort save?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">poison flaming undead rats

Ganti:<font color="#003200">You're in the middle of a Bone Rat Swarm. You hade to make one.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Ah.

<font color="#0000ff">Saphroneth is disconnected.

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Keep spread so the rats can't overwhelm us all at once.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;... I should probably try that again.

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Ram... Your turn. What's espada doing?

Espada:<font color="#990000">Oh, my turn again?

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, she's fine where she is, at the moment, unless you want to move her.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Ow ow ow. Fine. You wanna play like that? Gnaw on THIS!&quot;


 * VAE suggests behind swarm, to.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Espada shifts slightly, before turning and attacking once more!

Espada:<font color="#990000">Espada swings Ragilronyo, and the keen of eye can see her fur stiffen and harden. &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 17 + 15 = 32&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;2d8+9 = 11 + 9 = 20&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage! If it hits, Espada gains DR 5/Adamantine for one round!

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Does that movement trigger an attack of opportunity?

Espada:<font color="#990000">No, 5 foot step.,

Flaal:<font color="#006666">ah

Bone Rat Swarm:<font color="#003200">No, swarm. They don't have attacks... EXCEPT EATING THEIR FOES ALIVE!

Espada:<font color="#990000">Try eating me now, bitch!

<font color="#0000ff">Saphroneth has connected.

Bone Rat Swarm:<font color="#003200">Which requires them to be in the same square as an openent.

Bone Rat Swarm: <font color="#3200">(( Done? ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Nope.

<font color="#0000ff">Saphroneth is disconnected.

Bone Rat Swarm: <font color="#3200">(( ... Ram, you done? ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">Oh yeah, done.

Sandor has received initiative.Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, watch this, wiseass.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">The sorcerer crosses his palms, and pushes forwards, a gust of flame erupting towards the rats.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Burning hands &#171; &#160;4d4 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, and if there's a spell save DC it's gotta be 14

Bone Rat Swarm:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 1 + 4 = 5&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 8 + 4 = 12&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">yay dead rats

Bone Rat Swarm:<font color="#003200">They burn nicely now that you're targeting areas instead of individuals.

VAE:<font color="#000000">They did before, too. One of them XD

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">All one XP

Bone Rat Swarm 1:<font color="#003200">These fellows don't do so quite as much.

VAE:<font color="#000000">End turn

Bone Rat Swarm 1: <font color="#3200">(( ... Hang on, I need to double check DR. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Dr/bludgeoning means it goes to magic

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">If it's fire, that counts as energy/magic, mm.

Bone Rat Swarm 1:<font color="#003200">Yeah. That's what I wasn't sure of.


 * Imad brandishes his holy symbol again! &#171; &#160;1d20+3+2 = 2 + 3 + 2 = 7&#160;  &#187; Turning check! &#171;  &#160;2d6+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160;  &#187; turning damage.

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;... I must have REALLY offended Bran somehow.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">Done.

Aurixsauriv has received initiative.Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;You're probably holding it upside down or something.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Maybe he just hates someone in our group?&quot;

<font color="#0000ff">Saphroneth has connected.

Bone Rat Swarm 1:<font color="#003200">Oh, right. I forgot this fellow. Chomp Chomp Chomp. &#171; &#160;1d6 = 5&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; damage.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Let's see.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Gah, more errors...

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">You're using Java 6, right?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Don't know if the reboot took, I missed closing an instance.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">One more try.

<font color="#0000ff">Saphroneth is disconnected.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">I...got no AOEs.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">So.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Skip?

Behter has received initiative.Ganti:<font color="#003200">All behter can do is the horse... which is currently doing it's level best to indicate that while it may be summoned, it's very, very, realistic... as is it's blood and vomit.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( Saph is still wrangling with javavavava ))

<font color="#0000ff">Saphroneth has connected.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Saphroneth: Oh, if my turn comes up, here's my instructions: Move S 10 feet Summon Horse (Light Horse, via Mount) &quot;And you as well!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20-2 = 5 - 2 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20-2 = 7 - 2 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; hooves, for &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; each. (if the old one's still operable) &#171; &#160;1d20 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; hooves, for &#171;  &#160;1d4+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; each on the charge.

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's from skyp

Ganti:<font color="#003200">None of those hit, and even if they did they' wouldn't do damage.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah, that is correct. Looks like I might need to reboot to get it propery working... I'll do that later.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Anyway. It's my best option, and at least it's funny.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Besides, that horse is currently suffering from 'distraction'... which is why it's throwing up. That's some REALLY realistic horse vomit.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">They don't do that.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">horses can't vomit


 * Ganti knows nothing about horses... and does not care to learn.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Kinda like rats can't.

VAE:<font color="#000000">correct.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">...


 * Ganti does not care.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Done?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yes.

Roland has received initiative.Roland:<font color="#006666">congrats. the disease is so horrible it causes the impossible. the horse is vomiting.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Your turn sharp.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">like the baked bads

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Heh.

Roland:<font color="#006666">i never got a straight answer, is it a standard action to change weapons?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">No. It's a move action.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">free action while moving if you have +1 BAB or more

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Ooh, nifty.

Roland:<font color="#006666">that true GM?

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( it's a move action to sheath a weapon as well, though ))

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( so if you're swapping.. ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">You don't have +1 BAB.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">So you need to burn a move action.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Anyway. Ganti, I formally ask that until my Java stops throwing bitchfits we have no more of the lighting rules. We have enough sources of light it should be fine.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">level four, no BAB?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">how is that possible? Even most magic classes have BAB

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah.

Roland:<font color="#006666">I'm not level 4

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Everyone has BAB +1 by level 2, actually.

VAE:<font color="#000000">. ..

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yeah

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Teehee.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, how

VAE:<font color="#000000">unless he has fucktons of LA

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( Issa sekrit. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">What class ARE you?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">He does.

VAE:<font color="#000000">he should have +2 or so

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">explains low HP

Ganti:<font color="#003200">He's got MASSIVE amounts of La.+3.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Is he going to be using the buyoff?

VAE:<font color="#000000">.. . then he's level 1

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Sharp? :V

Ganti:<font color="#003200">He'd better be.

Roland:<font color="#006666">then I move up, and sheath my current weapon

Roland:<font color="#006666">end turn

Kiera has received initiative.Kiera:<font color="#003399">ohi

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">ECL 4, you're at +2 la. 6, you're at +1.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">I'm just going to stay here because swords and mobs of bonerats just don't mix, kthx.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">I don't have +3's level for reduction.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Let me check.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( and yes, I am using the buy off the second im the right level to do so ))

Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( He needs to be level NINE! ))

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( +3 can buy off at 9, 15, and 18 ))

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( ouchie ))

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">:C

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( its a long road ahead for me. But its one I will tread ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Arc? I missed if you were done.

VAE:<font color="#000000">what's Roland again?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">....buyoffs....

VAE:<font color="#000000">Some sort of undead?

Kiera:<font color="#003399">I direct you to my previous IC line.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Flaal, you're up.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Whee

Roland:<font color="#006666">nobody knows

Flaal:<font color="#006666">!

Flaal has received initiative.Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">why does Flaal look like a random guy from the net?

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( cause I'm BORING ;) ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Becuase that's where his token came from.

Roland:<font color="#006666">probably because the picture is from a random guy on the net :D

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( I'll be honest. I don't know how to format the roll for a flurry of blows. ))

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Well.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">And there's NO WAY you're boring. You're an adventuer. You become interesting right fast.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">I know.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">But I signed a non-disclosure agreement.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">And Ro's lawyers will straight up kill me if I break it.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">... help. :C

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">I can take care of lawyers :D


 * Flaal attacks the swarm with a flurry of blows

Roland:<font color="#006666">It would be a soul binding contract, but I need a few more levels before I can get a demon to write one up for me

Flaal:<font color="#006666">1d20 + 5

Flaal:<font color="#006666">1d20+5

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">need brackets

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Square brackets.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Yus.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 10 + 5 = 15&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Bless you all xB

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, both hit.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Which is 1d8+2

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">yay1

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Each.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">bludgeoning?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Square brackets again!

Flaal:<font color="#006666">:O\

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;1d8+2 = 7 + 2 = 9&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;1d8+2 = 2 + 2 = 4&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;


 * Flaal springs away

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Done

Ganti:<font color="#003200">You hit the thing like a hurricane and disconnected bones go flying everywhere!

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( Goddammit. Thanks all ))

Flaal:<font color="#006666">:u

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">You are already bones.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Good riddance to bad rats.&quot; Sighs &quot;Pity I usually like rats. Pet ones can be cute.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay! Combat over.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Whew. :x

Flaal has received initiative.Flaal has received initiative.Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;See? That wasn't so bad.&quot;

Mardak has received initiative.Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Hey, Saph and Sul.


 * Meany throws popcorn at.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah?

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;I'm more of a Pengolin man myself.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Yes?


 * Mardak immediately sets to minor scouting and checking for traps. 20s all around as he checks every square inch.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bloody rats...&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Listing your hp as a fraction x/y is helpful for the healers. Not necessary but helpful.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">provided he has the time, in which case, ignore line if not so

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Something to consider.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I'm on full.

Roland:<font color="#006666">pangolin*

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Roger!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And point taken.

VAE:<font color="#000000">write it as 32/32 hen

Imad:<font color="#003200">No, he doesn't have time. But I can make some generic rolls for it!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Already done.


 * Imad stalks over to espada. &quot;You've been hurt. Let me take a look at that.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Bloody hell... okay, what's left of those horses... sod over somewhere and rest a bit. You're coming with us as cannon fodder.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Them tieving skills come in handy as he looks for anything valuable in the area, indicated or general. &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 16 + 10 = 26&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Rat fodder, no?&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;There are no cannons here I hope &quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;General term.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Lookin' north, lookin' south...

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">Survival (track) &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 12 + 10 = 22&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Them thieving skills come in handy as he looks for anything valuable in the area, indicated or general. &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 1 + 10 = 11&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Can has pizza!

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">ooooh that sucks

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">No they don't.


 * Imad mutters under his breath and a soft white glows envelops his hands, which he touches to espada! You'e cured for &#171; &#160;1d8+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160;  &#187; damage.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Um.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( noice! ))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;HEY I found a...rock! A weird looking rock. Eh, just a rock.&quot; Tosses it behind, and hits a rat skull

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">I think there is a problem with vision?


 * Imad shakes his hands, a thin film of smoke coming off them.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;I'm okay, but thanks!&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Because I can see a bit of an enemy token.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Waaay to the south. :x

VAE:<font color="#000000">ye

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Ganti:<font color="#003200">... Did I disconnect again?

VAE:<font color="#000000">dire maggot

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">No, you are connected.

Roland:<font color="#006666">does this place count as a dungeon?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">:46

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">:46

<font color="#0000ff">Ganti is disconnected.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">gahhh

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Closing on six hours. :v

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">well, considering glitches and all (not the player), think this will be called for night?

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( More newbie questions: Was there a way to see HP for those rats? ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Nope.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">not for us

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nope

VAE:<font color="#000000">and. .yeah, we shuld call it a night, I say

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Heal check MIGHT give us an idea during the fight, but the DC for that is staggering, usually.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yeah, sounds good. I has friend over!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">General idea is sometimes brought upon by injuries.

Roland:<font color="#006666">so we wait for ganti then noms?

VAE:<font color="#000000">And usually

VAE:<font color="#000000">you don't care that much :3

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Unless the enemy is stubborn, super badass, or mechanical

<font color="#0000ff">Ganti has connected.

VAE:<font color="#000000">poundi t until it dies

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Hi.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">VAE: That's what you and Glitch say.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">;U

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hahhahaha

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( thanks all ))

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPDQgDs7Mww

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">VAE and Glitch's feelings.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wouldn't have expected Glitch to, though.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Right, shall we go for that as a break point? End of encounter?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, I did not see any replys to Imad's lines.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I whisphered you everything after Imad healed.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Imad had lines?

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahahaha

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yo.

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let us make sweet hatred together, just you and me&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">... Okay, I saw a single one word line from meany. Sound off people.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Mm?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Here.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">:53

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yar!

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Last thing we saw from Imad was him shaking his hands off.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">:53

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Didn't the whisper work?

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">He's lagging.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Epicallly.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Ah, right.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, yeah. Night. You all get 500 EXP.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Flaal: Last Minute Whirl! Espada: BALLLLL; Crush YOU!; apy Happy Bouncy Behter: Waxing Lyrical; CURSE YOU!; My tools, they are useless!; Arrow overload Roland: I am...not level 4 Sandor: The things I go through; FIRE didn't work??? Imad: Taking names in stride; I know the feel, Sandor; I pissed off my god Kiera: Deadpan deadpanned; Money works Aurix: MAGIC....failed me; MAGIC...talking; What weird people I am with.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anyways

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Nasty suckers, weren't they?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">And Saph, thanks.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomming Behter for epic curses, and horsefighting

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">swarms: never again, please. :v

VAE:<font color="#000000">nomming Roland for &quot;Sekkrit recipe&quot;


 * Ganti thinks he's lagging again, but whatever.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">At least not when my wiz has no burning hands.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">The entire rant about what works and doesn't... and also BALL!

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">seconding Behter's insult tirades, and Espada/Sandor for BALL!

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">|D

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomming Sau for bitchy wizard.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Espada for Ball.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Sandor and Espada for Ball fight.

VAE:<font color="#000000">nomming Imad for &quot;I think Bran turned away from me&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Also, Flaal for &quot;You have not used enough punch&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I have used enough punch&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">That

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Beh for YOU CALL THIS QUALITY MATERIAL?!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">*puppydog eyes for char?* XP

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Beh for &quot;I need a wife&quot; grade crafting.


 * Ganti must admit to being annoyed by his copy of maptools WIERD disconnects... that might be hughsnet. :53 at :55.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">I...can't remember him doing anything. ^^;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">I'm sorry.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Acid line?

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, he did dunk an invisibility to undead potion

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">&#171; &#160;7720+500 = 7720 + 500 = 8220&#160; <font color="#003399">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">maybe Meany is undead

Ganti:<font color="#003200">I keep sending lines, but I don't get any...

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Oh right.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">char development at least? XD

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, yeah, that's right. Oh, the whole &quot;accent&quot; thing was funny... as well as the occasional 1.

VAE:<font color="#000000">acid line was Roland

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Mandark for Roguish Developments.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">And yes.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">I am calling him Mandark.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">haha

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Bwa haha. Bwa haha haha.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Anything for my only tactical option? &quot;Horse, attack!&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Hahaha hahaha hahahaha-hahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">I nommed it Saph

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Ah, yeah, missed that.

VAE:<font color="#000000">VAE: Nomming Behter for epic curses, and horsefighting Arcalane: swarms: never again, please. :v

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">saph=who IC?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Behter

VAE:<font color="#000000">Who gets better

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">You're the only other one with the orange text...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Surely you can tell.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Espada for a heroic charge, Roland for being a flasher with a stream of acid, Behter for Horsefighting, Sandor for all that fire

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah, the charge was pretty cool.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">What can I say. Fire is hot.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(What did the final damage to the first one?)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sandor's burning hands

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Nice.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Yeah, 'spada smashed it twice, then the firewave melted the rest.

VAE:<font color="#000000">he went &quot;Look at how it's done, bonebag&quot; and then melted them

VAE:<font color="#000000">one of the rare cases when such a boast works :3

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And everyone who was involved in &quot;search, search, track, open lock, can't open lock... it's unlocked.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">poor Imad. hemad.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">4ever mad

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">&quot;You're probably holding it upside down or something. :T&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">ganti, I get the feeling the name choice was a semi-bad one :P


 * Arcalane roughly paraphrases self

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">I don't think he's even there. or seeing ANY of this. poor guy.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Well, he'll get the log.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Mad nomad imad?

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Umad's a slick name is you don't say it you-mad :P

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">I'd probably nominate him if he actually started cursing at the symbol and trying percussive maintenance on it or something XP

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">&quot;WORK YOU STUPID HOLY SYMBOL &gt;(&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahah

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay!

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Anything else?

VAE:<font color="#000000">How does the symbol of Bran looks anyways?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Like oats?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">are you finally getting lines, Ganti?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">:01 lagcheck for Ganti

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;If I'm as evil as you say I am, then let God strike me down where I stand.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">*SMITE*

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">What did Aurix do?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">BIG BOOK OF EVERYTHING

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">he was himself.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, good point! That perfectly timed 20.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Was he the one who ranted about single target spells and then used Magic Missile?

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">No.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yeah, I seem to be trapped behind something like five miniutes of lag.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">._.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Practice what you preach&quot;?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">good lord

VAE:<font color="#000000">he used .. what was it

VAE:<font color="#000000">Light of Lunia

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">He never said anything about single target spells.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">And you know the sad thing? The Swarms were the LOWEST CR in the dungeon.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">no that was magic missile, I asked as much

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">I used magic missile.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">And again.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So sue me, I have no access to the logs.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Never said anything on single target spells. :P

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Well, this one.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">XP


 * VAE sues

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">VAE, you're a socialist, I'm a capitalist.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Maybe it will work if *I* do it!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Oh right

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Who can afford the greatest number of high quality lawyers?

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Hmm?


 * VAE calls in the people's militia


 * Meany calls in Israel.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Who cares about sueing. Just shoot him without trial.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">Then telemarketers

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">I very much doubt you can kill all the Israel.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Admittedly, the others don't have as much bulshit &quot;I ignore EVERYTHING!&quot; going for them, but...

Ganti:<font color="#003200">:01 at :04.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I suspect that might be it for noms?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">:04.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">:04

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually

VAE:<font color="#000000">RIAA before telemarketers

Flaal:<font color="#006666">:04

Ganti:<font color="#003200">So with my cap of three noms per person... everyone hit three noms. This sessions Noms: Sau: 3 Roland: 1 Kiera: 2 &#16;Espada: 3 Sandor: 2 Flaal: 1 Mardak: 2 Bether: 3 Blair: Imad: 3 GM noms: Mardak, for coming up with a decent way for me to tie together some more backstory.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">If everyone hit three noms.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Why did Ro only get one.

RAM:<font color="#990000">27!

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">and Ki two.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Nifty

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Imad was the one who ranted about single target spells... then had his god turn his back on him.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">I'm not a person, silly. Im a monster. Rawr.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">4 AP, cool

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, actually, did someone mention the &quot;you will die last&quot;, or was that OOC?

Flaal:<font color="#006666">ooc

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">that was OOC

VAE:<font color="#000000">and espada

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Okay.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">So. Good game all. I'm going to save the file then shut down here.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Verrah good!

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">don't think he got your question meany

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">I'm with Meany. how did everyone get three, considering not everyone got three going by that? :v

VAE:<font color="#000000">. .. wat


 * VAE doesn't understand

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">he said everyone hit three. but not everyone is listed as getting 3.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">Ganti said everyone got 3, but me and arc did not get 3

VAE:<font color="#000000">everyone hit three what

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">PErhaps ask in IRC at a later time?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">three noms

VAE:<font color="#000000">This sessions Noms: Sau: 3 Roland: 1 Kiera: 2 &#16;Espada: 3 Sandor: 2 Flaal: 1 Mardak: 2 Bether: 3 Blair: Imad: 3 GM noms: Mardak, for coming up with a decent way for me to tie together some more backstory.

VAE:<font color="#000000">nope

VAE:<font color="#000000">this is the relevant bit

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">So with my cap of three noms per person... everyone hit three noms. This sessions Noms: Sau: 3 Roland: 1 Kiera: 2 &#16;Espada: 3 Sandor: 2 Flaal: 1 Mardak: 2 Bether: 3 Blair: Imad: 3 GM noms: Mardak, for coming up with a decent way for me to tie together some more backstory.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Clearly, go with the numbers

VAE:<font color="#000000">I think Ganti was just ... being tonguetied there

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">trying to say something and fucking up

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yeah, I probably screwed up the nomcount. So most people got 3 noms.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">3 noms for everyone!

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . wait

VAE:<font color="#000000">so two or three ?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">But whatever. Campaign file saved. Swarms nasty for you, amusing for me. :04 at :09.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">0 for all! Wait....

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay, fuck you all, I'm bringing this baby DOWN

Flaal:<font color="#006666">A good time for all. ;)


 * Ganti looks forwards to you encountering the ZOMBIES. They don't play by standard zombe rules...

<font color="#0000ff">Ganti is disconnected.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">XP

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">joy

<font color="#0000ff">Sharpshot4321 is disconnected.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Why do none of the enemies suffer critical hits or precision damage?

You have disconnected.