Session 18

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Ganti has connected.

Hyuuint has connected.

Hyuuint:hi all

Ganti:Yo.

Saphroneth has connected.

Hyuuint:I see a jannissary

Ganti:Yeah. Had Idea's for one, so I decided to put down a token in the hopes that would make them go away.

Saphroneth:For Bey's a jolly good fellow...

Saphroneth:(I appear to have upped the obscurity of my bad puns. Sorry, I'll turn it down a bit.)

Hyuuint:lol


 * VAE rofl'd

Saphroneth:Just read a bit about a hilarious incident in the very beginning of the Renaissance, when the Emir of Mali turned up in a North African bazaar with tons of gold (since there's gold mines down there), and promptly got fleeced for every penny.

Saphroneth:Then, the merchants of Italy got superb amounts of the (highly deflated) gold currency from the merchants of North Africa, and that wealth went to Italy and may have helped kick start the Renaissance.

Sulucamas has connected.

Sulucamas:Howdy all

Saphroneth:(Oh, and for the Americans - Renaissance faires as seen in the US are medieval at best, sorry, England was rather out of date during that time and is not a good representative of the period.) And hey.

Ganti:Yo Sul.

Sulucamas:<font color="#006666">Lookin' forward to today's game :D

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">ditto

Sulucamas:<font color="#006666">What's in the DESK?? :O

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">if just because I like D&amp;D

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay! I do believe that's everyone except Sharpshot.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Oh, Wait. Arcalane.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">We not getting a RAM today?


 * Ganti headdesks.

Sulucamas:<font color="#006666">D: ?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Math is hard?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, my brain is apparently hiding from me today.

Sulucamas:<font color="#006666">Ganti's very good at math :3

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...why do people say &quot;math&quot;?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It's short for &quot;Mathematics&quot; not &quot;mathematic&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">I'm only average, really.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I'm just plain odd

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...I would ask, but I've no idea how to interpret US mathematics grading since UK schools operate on years and letter grades.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...and because I was five years ahead during secondary school. That too.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(Only in maths, not everything...)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Math is fun, as soon as it doesn't reach vector calculus

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That IS about when I decided to become a geologist.


 * VAE was in belgian national math olympics finals in his last year of HS x3

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I miss my logitech mouse

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Maths olympiads are fun.

VAE:<font color="#000000">they were.


 * Hyuuint is gonna have to buy a new one tomorrow at lunch

VAE:<font color="#000000">A mouse for lunch? I prefer rabbit

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">As are science ones - didn't quite make the team for the UK, then they turned out to be going to Mexico at the start of the Swine Flu thing and I felt kinda relieved...

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha


 * VAE never made it to international competitions. And. . . don't think I have seen a scientific olympiad back then.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It was &quot;physics&quot;..

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Fun stuff, too. It was basically &quot;do ten back of the envelope calculations in three hours. Go.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So, say, clothes drying on the line in freezing weather - what amount of water will evaporate off and what will freeze?

<font color="#0000ff">Sharpshot4321 has connected.

VAE:<font color="#000000">neato, bloody hell, i'd have trouble with that one.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">What speed must a bullet be going if it melts when it strikes a steel slab?

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">hello

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's easier.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">please ignore this

Roland:<font color="#006666">pulls a Heavy Crossbow from under his robes, and fires at test with

<font color="#006666">21

<font color="#006666">. Threat. Rolling

<font color="#006666">17to hit.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">woo, it works

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Poor test.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It was only a hard physics one...

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">what is a critical, the same die time the crit?

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">or multiple dies?

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">dice*

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">A critical confirmation is a second roll.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">I mean if the theat hits

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">need to hit the crit range, then hit above the AC to score the crit

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Of the same dice, usually, though some specific abilities change it.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">otherwise it's just a guaranteed hit

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(What I mean is, it's &quot;same again&quot; for a confirmation roll)

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">a critical hit, do I multiply whatever I roll or roll multiple dice?

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">for the damage

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh. Er... not sure, can go either way.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">I generally just multiply.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">k

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Your discretion, decided before rolling.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">I know others who roll multiple times.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">still think its silly ' can't be used in macos

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Maybe it's the escape character or something - reserved for system use?

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">dunno

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">but using it's in a string causes errors

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Use ` instead? Or ' if that was `?

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">` might work

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">one sec

Roland:<font color="#006666">pulls a Heavy Crossbow from under his robes, and fires at test with

<font color="#006666">15

<font color="#006666">. If Hit, deals

<font color="#006666">3Piercing damage and a bolt sticking out of it`s chest.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">that works

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...there's no apostrophe there anyway.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">there isn't? My grammar is horrible then

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Or, not THERE, at least. Is it its', or its? Not sure, but it's is &quot;it is&quot;.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Basically, apostrophes mid-word mean &quot;removed letter/s here&quot;.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So, for example, Should Not - &quot;Shouldn't&quot;

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">I was using it possessively. such as jane's rib or bob's toy.

<font color="#0000ff">RAM has connected.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Giggidy.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Looks like, just no apostrophe in its'.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, just an FYI that I don't think will matter to anyone here and most of you can ignore, I got my hands on some decent firearms rules. It takes 2 full round actions and a skillcheck to reload a firearm.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Nifty.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Reducible with feats?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yus.

RAM:<font color="#990000">And PrCs.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">This can be cut by certain class features and feats, but those require highish ranks in &quot;Craft: Gunsmith&quot; so I'm going to handwave that.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And, hmmm. That puts them in the area of the Brown Bess, which is about right - very long lived firearm.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">So we are just missing Arc then?

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's kinda how we did it in DnDMFA

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hell

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yup, just missing Arc.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">ditto

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ganti the rules are still there, on the DnDMFA wiki

RAM:<font color="#990000">He's napping.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">He is a fun per...oh you mean our ranks!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Brown Bess was awesome, it was the standard firearm of the English army for over a century.

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://dndmfa.wikia.com/wiki/Guns

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I really don't like my touchpad now XD

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Got so used to that mouse

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">In the days of lace-ruffles, perukes and brocade Brown Bess was a partner whom none could despise-- An out-spoken, flinty-lipped, brazen-faced jade, With a habit of looking men straight in the eyes-- At Blenheim and Ramillies fops would confess They were pierced to the heart by the charms of Brown Bess.

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha I use tochpad all the time

VAE:<font color="#000000">I played Baldur's Gate with it x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">and. .. I love it in GIMP

RAM:<font color="#990000">Bleh, touchpad.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I have a spare mouse ready to go... just in case, and all that.

Espada:<font color="#990000">I can't remember, did I get any healz last session?

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">You got negative heals.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">:V

Espada:<font color="#990000">Those don't count!

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Duh.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yeah, you got some heals.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * is helping the foxy person*

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">i remember Imad healing you in the battle

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">but dunno about afterwords.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">hmmm....who controls Kiera?

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">Arc

Ganti:<font color="#003200">That would be arc.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">figures :P

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">cause I think my char would ask for that potion back, seeing as it wasn't used.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">He needs to make a gadgeteer character in a modern setting. Simply for the pun of &quot;Arc, welding&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">ow

Flaal:<font color="#006666">We dug Espada out, didn't we?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yes you did.

<font color="#0000ff">Arcalane has connected.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Yay!

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Arc!

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * I did!*

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Hey, Kiera, any chance I could get that potion back?&quot;

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">still absolutely exhausted, but let's give this a shot XP

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">brb, need to grab a drink

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay! Last time, on skylands... You had a run in with an Entomber, which proved to be quite nasty. You've managed to burn through all of your refreshable resources, so you were arguing about bedding down for the night and where to do it. Imad pointed out that as a skeleton he doesn't need to sleep he could just keep watch after you close the door. Some people objected to that, while others thought it would be a good idea.

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Ugh, now my fur is all dirty!&quot; D:

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * brushes absentmindedly*

Espada:<font color="#990000">Groom groom.

<font color="#0000ff">Sharpshot4321 is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">Sharpshot4321 has connected.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">welcome back

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I could put a horse in front of the door... no, they disappear after an hour or so. So much for that. Actually, I better get off now before I fall on my arse.&quot;

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( should be good barring any more blue screens ))

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Or people could stop whining and complaining and let the Cleric of Bran guard us.&quot; &gt;:|

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Bedding down in a skeleton hovel, with a skeleton among us to boot. I don't think I have heard of a worse idea. . .though, it beats being taken by the inquisition any day.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Groom groom.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Him. guard us&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Yes. That was the idea.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;At least there's no arguments over who takes watch... hell, after this long I might wake up anyway if something comes in. I'm not going to pass up the chance for sleep. Take it when you get it, 'cause you can't catch up on sleep running from an army.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Yes. If you can't trust the person HEALING you in battle, I don't think you are going to do well here.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;I trust him more than I do you, snake lover.&quot; &gt;:|

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau walks to the corner, sits down, and goes entirely inside his robe like a turtle.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Night, everyone.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Night, I s'ppose.&quot;


 * Roland fallows Sau's example


 * Kiera hands the potion back, as requested. &quot;If you're really that worried, I suppose we could take watch in pairs. Or shifts. Or something.&quot; Shrug. She's leaning against the wall here. :T


 * Imad walks over to the door and closes it.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;That'd make sense.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">
 * unstrings bow, and puts the string back in the case next to the relaxed bow-stave. Sabre is ready to draw*

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * Time to check out the desk! Searching! &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 8 + 10 = 18&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( yay traps :P ))

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Arpad, you'll watch.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * carefully of course. He knows better*

Arpad:<font color="#000000">Make me

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( &quot;I prepared explosive runes this morning&quot; |D ))

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( hooray for magical traps ))

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;If it makes you feel any better, I only need to trance for four hours, so I can help watch as well.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">There's some trick of using BINOCULARS to set off Explosive Runes when you need them.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Oy, lookie. A dusty old book&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, and is that a coincidence or an elven attribute of an elven deity?

Espada:<font color="#990000">The latter.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Neat.

<font color="#0000ff">Ganti is disconnected.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Oh dear.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * Book gained! Do de dooo!*

Espada:<font color="#990000">Still grooming ugh there's dirt everywhere! D:

<font color="#0000ff">Ganti has connected.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( you probably also have some of mister dead thing's flesh on you, as he had to hit you to put you down. ))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * Hmm.....Checking harder! ANYTHING else valuable in, on, around, or under the desk? Hell even a hidden panel? A carving? ANYTHING? &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 5 + 10 = 15&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;* (I know I shall have to wait, that is ok)

Espada:<font color="#990000">Eeewwwww!

Espada:<font color="#990000">So much grooming!

Sandor:<font color="#000000">''Let's see. . . I could transmute you into a rat ''

Arpad:<font color="#000000">''Bullshit. ''

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">''Not much point going to get those lost arrows that hit the bloody monster... I saw one of them snap, that thing's skin is nearly as hard as the arrowheads. I want adamantium arrowheads. And silver ones. Hmmm, might look into that, could be interesting to do.''

Ganti:<font color="#003200">So, what did I miss?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Very little.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Mostly chat.

Roland:<font color="#006666">lots of grooming

Sandor:<font color="#000000">''How the hell did you know? Nobody knows what spells I can cast. ''

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">No actual game stuff done.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * Darnit, if he has a ton of time, he takes a 10, or a LOT of time on his hands, 20!*

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay.

Espada:<font color="#990000">You're not taking the adamantium from my sword. &gt;:|

Arpad:<font color="#000000">''I didn't. Now I know. &gt;-C: ''

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( technically, as we are sleeping. you can take all the time you want as your giving up sleep for it. ))

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Fuck you, Arpad 

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * and a flask! Holds it up, and sets it on the desk!*


 * Flaal is centered... in the room ;)

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;And a flask! Book and flask. Yippee.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...adamantine, derp. Adamantium is what Wolverine's skeleton is made of, and is what you say when you're in a sci fi setting..

Espada:<font color="#990000">Bah, I just use whatever one I remember at the time.

Espada:<font color="#990000">There's so damn many.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Anyone want a dusty old book? And can any of you there magic users check out this flask?&quot;

Jannissary:<font color="#003200">Tell me about it. Mithril, Mithral, ETC. Utter pain.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I tend to call it mithril, anyways

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's just differences in pronouncing it x3

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Flask? Lemme see.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;What's that book about?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">metal that begins with mith, you need nothing more.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;If it's funny, I want it. If not, wake me later.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">So.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Espada trances for 4 hours, and spends the rest of that time on watch with Imad.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * Sandor gains a flask, courtesty of a swift hand*

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;That was quick. You must get a lot of fun with the ladies that way, you bugger.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anyways.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Detect Magic, and &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 18 + 10 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spellcraft on the potion.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I have the image of a fox inexplicably in the lotus position.

Espada:<font color="#990000">And she curls up against Kiera while trancing. So waaaaarm. x3

Espada:<font color="#990000">Naw, she curls up into a really tight ball.

<font color="#0000ff">Ganti is disconnected.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Like she's sleeping, but trancing instead.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * snrks, and goes to find a good spot to snooze. Under...the...desk actually. Bedroll out, SNOOZE. Totally silent*

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . curling up in a ball

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Wow, not a good day for Ganti.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's Tails, right?

VAE:<font color="#000000">x3

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Heh. Spindash!

Espada:<font color="#990000">x3

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Dis cat be leanin' against the wall, arms folded. How does she sleep like that? Cats, that's how.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Does Espada have Tailed Aerial Flight manoeuvre?

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Sheesh, cats.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">They're creepy like that

Espada:<font color="#990000">x3

Roland:<font color="#006666">One of my cats spends half the day sleeping upright. its kinda freaky cause she snores as well

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">No one sleeps near the nerd except corpses.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">I has a sad.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">There was a horse sleepin near you... but itz spell expired.

Espada:<font color="#990000">No, she has the Bash Your Brains In maneuver.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( we have a whole room to sleep in, everyone sleeps in corners. ))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Or under desks

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( Not me! &gt;:D ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Speak for yourself. Behter sleeps in the most defensible position - behind a barricade.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( the monk also sleeps upright somehow. cause monk. ))

Flaal:<font color="#006666">^

Espada:<font color="#990000">Espada sleeps in the warmest spot.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( I don't like being trapped if something goes south ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">Which just happens to be next to the kitty.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Warm kitteh...

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Get off my feet you oversized carpetshark. XP

Flaal:<font color="#006666">x3

Espada:<font color="#990000">No you're warm.

<font color="#0000ff">Ganti has connected.

Roland:<font color="#006666">don't forget freshly groomed, so slobber all over your shoes :D

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Oh, there he is.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I'll do the whisper.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Don't, you'll probably knock him offline again.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">XP

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Well, I got the whisper.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">No clue if anyone can see this, though.

Roland:<font color="#006666">we see it

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">We can.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Yeah, we're seeing you.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">I SEE IT ALL

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( :32 ))

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Though I question the wisdom of trying to continue if your connection is going to keep behaving like this.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">:32

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">32

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">trying tonight, or at all?

Ganti whispers: Okay, did you get my whisper about the potion?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">tonight. I find it implausible that it'll continue misbehaving for several weeks. but hughes, so who knows. :v

You whisper to Ganti: not at all

Ganti whispers: It's... old. Really, really, old. You think it used to be an enhancement for mental acuity (Foxes Cunning), but... It's old. So old, that it's now fairly toxic.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fun, fun.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Eh. Wake me when we're ready to move, or your screams will do it if we get attacked.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * knows the worth of a good sleep, and is done asleep and hidden*

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;The stuff in the bottle used to be a boost for your headmeats, maybe half a century ago. I suspect that if you drank it now, it'd come out in half an hour with your guts in tow.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">
 * pockets the potion*

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anyways, night, I guess. Let's not make it our last.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Corners blocked off, the sorcerer lies down near the furthest wall, his bag under his head, and covers himself up with his overcoat.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Guys.

VAE:<font color="#000000">The first serious encounter almost got us, and we found a book and a gone-off potion. And the animal in our party is more powerful than the people

VAE:<font color="#000000">We're playing Nethack

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So, who's the tourist?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Flaal.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yup

VAE:<font color="#000000">he needs to get that damn camera out stat

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">But... don't monks have a vow of poverty...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, clever.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Tourist?? I more local than most of you blokes

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That explains the credit card.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">No one is more local than e

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">me

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">He is permanently in debt - hence, he can buy things, his net worth is still negative.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Baliffs do not have levels in Monk.

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh Bast

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * silent snoozing...is it morning yet?*

<font color="#0000ff">Ganti is disconnected.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Book of exalted deeds, introducing rules for wov of poverty, and even nonviolence

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Aaand there he goes again.

VAE:<font color="#000000">AKA &quot;let's troll our party members&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And that's three. Anyone want to make a &quot;five strikes&quot; rule?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seriously, that supplement's awful

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I suppose

VAE:<font color="#000000">and yeah, Saph

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Or seven, or whatever.

<font color="#0000ff">Ganti has connected.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, that one was short.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Like most of the party.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">True.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Just means I can hit knees better.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">like Bree

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Behter's 5'9&quot;, as it happens. About right for the Mongolian ethnic group, if he was perhaps a bit tall for it.

Roland:<font color="#006666">lets make a non-violent impoverished fighter.

VAE:<font color="#000000">pfft.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">He does nonlethal damage with a self-forged fullblade.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">non-violent? Wouldn't they just... sit around?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(Hey, that many feats, he can soak the -4 penalty, and seeing someone hitting enemies over the head with the flat of a sword bigger than most people is hilarious.)

Roland:<font color="#006666">Sword the size of a house. Deal non-leathal.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, everyone settled in for the night?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Unless someone says no, yes.

Roland:<font color="#006666">ZZZzzzZZZzzz

Espada:<font color="#990000">Yus!

Flaal:<font color="#006666">yes

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay! &#171; &#160;1d20 = 8&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;&#171;  &#160;1d20 = 20&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;&#171;  &#160;1d20 = 1&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;&#171;  &#160;1d20 = 17&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Er...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">No matter what, one of those is bad.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( it's gone get ugleh! ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Hm....

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">a 20 then a 1

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">wow

Espada:<font color="#990000">Yeah, at least one of those is bad.

VAE:<font color="#000000">xD

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I distrust the darkness!

Imad:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 12 + 6 = 18&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">cast magic missile at it. that'll show it.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(no magic missile...)

VAE:<font color="#000000">you know

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, you lot make it through the night without Imad waking you up or the door opening. Congratulations!

VAE:<font color="#000000">At the Foundation, distrusting the darkness might well be the smart thing to do if one of the early list keters breaching

VAE:<font color="#000000">can't tell you off-hand the number

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( focus, people XP ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">..alright.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Sneaky Sneaky Sneaky....&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 13 + 12 = 25&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Espada:<font color="#990000">:.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * sneaks up on miss Foxy:* &quot;Morning!:

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Time for spells.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">Listen &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 15 + 10 = 25&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">
 * snrk* &quot;Huh? You better not be...&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;...carry on.E

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Gear in order? Gear in order. Ready to rumble here.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Done.

Imad:<font color="#003200">So. New day. And Imad does not look happy. At all. Not that a skeleton can LOOK happy, but... His body language, such as it is, is radiating anger.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Listen &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 17 + 8 = 25&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Espada:<font color="#990000">I was already awake, you know.

Espada:<font color="#990000">I only need 4 hours.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau is reading his book.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">What is it with the 25s?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;What's up, Imad?&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">no clue

VAE:<font color="#000000">U mad, imad?

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( he maaaaad ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">Oh, oh!

Espada:<font color="#990000">Ganti!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Imad, he a mad nomad.

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( Aye? ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">No, I nomad.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Was I awake for whatever happened that pissed off Imad? :.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">He may have just been stewing overnight.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Or did we only rest for 4 hours total?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Imad's a nomad, but behter's behter.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">was just aiming for IC stuff XD

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( Ayup. Nothing visable happened, he just suddenly started as if something had grabbed his spine and yanked. You're not sure what happened after that, but he's been angry ever since that happened. ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">I assume he didn't respond to questioning?

VAE:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 13 + 10 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * Whispers to Espada* &quot;What crawled up his desicated tailend?&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">The sorcerer stirs awake, and begins dusting himself off. &quot;Morning, everyone!&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Why does the bone man look like he just got word someone said he had to give his stuff away to his heirs?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau waves.

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;I think the Brain-In-A-Jar tried to take him over.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;...huh. Hey, Imad man. Are you sure it won't work?&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;See? That's why I didn't want him guarding. We could have been dead.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Yes.&quot;

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( That was to Espada's statement. ))

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;I was guarding too, and we're fine. Stop bitching.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;For all that time? What about the first four hours?&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can 'bitch' as you call it *because* we're fine.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Even sleep doesn't quiet your bitching. Great.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;I had a better chance of resisting it then the rest of you... except perhaps Aurix. I have been trained to combat intrusions into my mind. You haven't.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000"> &quot;What does a pile of bones need money for, anyways.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Seriously, this guy is a Cleric of Bran. If anyone can fight of such influences, it's him.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Yeah, and if I were a skeleton I'd be worried about that. As it is, I don't need to worry about that, because most mind control that works on people involves coming into arrow range.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Are we going to stand around here arguing all day again, or can we actually move out and do what we're getting paid for, hm?&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, you are a skeleton. Just one with the useful bits attache.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * sighs* &quot;How about we move on just in case? Got more place to explore, more things to take out, might even find some bloody useful loot than the bit of dust and spent potion we found&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Don't we normally argue? I mean, the enemy usually just get in the middle and then die.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Good idea, let's go!&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Anyway, suppose you're right.&quot; *strings bow again. The magic of the string will stop it from degrading too much*

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm for. The sooner we mop them up, the sooner we'll get out of here.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * opens le door*

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;H-UP! There we go.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Blade at the ready, and off we go.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I'll go in the front part, I;m the trained scout.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Up in front~

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;I'm in favor of moving out. The sooner we destroy that thing, the better.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;So we goin south or east through the unseen door before?&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( slow down, people. we have a couple lagging behind ))

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Close it up, come on! I don't want my arse hanging in the wind!&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( unless you -want- the party to be disorganized again :| ))

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( down the chute! whee :D ))

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Listen &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 6 + 8 = 14&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Them little ears hear plenty, I tell you. &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 8 + 11 = 19&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 16 + 10 = 26&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; everyone's doing it.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Something's up.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F"> &quot;Hold up. Flesh being sundered up yonder&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Heard something bad - combat, or something.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Are those...maggots?!&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, where two fight, the third man wins. So .. .we should just back off quietly and forget about it all.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Eeeeeeewwwwww!&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Everyone, weapons ready. If they spot us, we better be able to hurt them first.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;I thought foxes ate that sort of things. Bugs and stuff.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * sickle is always in hand's reach*

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;No, we hunt things like rabbits and such!&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">
 * puts action to words, and slips on thumbring, before drawing bow* &quot;They're eating that wolf thing from before.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I think we should stop them before they do whatever it is they want to.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;There's no way I would eat bugs anyway! That's just grooooss!&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Eat the corpse whole? 's good for sanitation.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Yeah, and it keeps them fed.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;I think we should just wait for them to go away.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;They're bugs, not undead.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;You realize there's a trail of corpses leading to us, right?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;As in, energetic, able to fight. And would you rather fight them now or have them ambush us later?&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or away from us. &quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;If anything, they'll come closer.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Allright. allright. But don't bitch at the smell.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Did anyone take my suggestion?&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;At least I can hurt bugs better&quot; Smirks

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Say it again, Aurix?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And select one of these wolves for taking back to the church?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Since it's a prototype undead, and all...&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Well, I see four there. So no.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tell me when.&quot; The sorcerer closes his eyes and begins to focus.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">Right. On three?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Something tells me the Captain isn't going to be keen on hauling a rotting carcass all the way back to the church on our flight.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;We've got our hands full with research already. Don't know what it is, just that Samara's up to it in his eyebrows.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;... Such as they are.&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( sharpie needs the boot again ))

<font color="#0000ff">Sharpshot4321 is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">Sharpshot4321 is disconnected.

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Heh, eyebrows.&quot;

<font color="#0000ff">Sharpshot4321 has connected.

Dire Maggot:<font color="#003200">They don't seem to notice you, they're busy tearing into the corpse.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Don't know about you, but I call that tactical surprise.

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;So, shall we?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Everyone who fights melee, form a battle line in front! We don't want this to be a balls-up again.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nope.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Well then stop calling it tactical surprise and actually surprise them!

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's keep them in the corridor.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Exactly. Close it up, people!&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll drop something on them, and they'll come after us.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">
 * right after us

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;On my mark. Three...&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;This seems like something a horse or two could stamp out, doesn't it?&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who knows&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Oh fine. I was going to blindside them when they charged, but whatever. XP

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;...they're horses, not giant horses.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;The things are bigger than the scaly.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Anyway. Three...&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(initiative?

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 17 + 3 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Init

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Go ahead an roll.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">INITIATIVE! &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#003399">&#187;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 13 + 7 = 20&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187;

Espada:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 20 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Initiative!

Espada:<font color="#990000">\o/

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">And here goes the rogue, ready to scrap! &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 2 + 5 = 7&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Initiative &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">IS Tails. Clearly.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Super speed!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">oh for eff

Roland:<font color="#006666">Initiative is

<font color="#006666">21

Imad:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 7 + 4 = 11&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Initative!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+3+mod = 13 + 3 + 0 = 16&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Dex check!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Don't forget to set init, VAE.

VAE:<font color="#000000">blah!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oog, talk about bad timing..

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">...

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">I'm not on Init.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Your fault for not being in the formation *brick*

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, Behter, Sandor? Respetive Dex, please.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I have a +7 bonus.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So I think that means I have priority.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(5 from dex, 2 from feat)

VAE:<font color="#000000">yah

Ganti:<font color="#003200">It does indeed.

VAE:<font color="#000000">sandor has +3

Espada has received initiative.Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Ready action, perhaps?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(not meaning to be too controlling, just a thought re: strategy.)

Espada:<font color="#990000">I suppose.

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . Goddess

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why did we allign in a column

VAE:<font color="#000000">people spread out around the entranc

Flaal:<font color="#006666">xD

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Because it means we can all see down the corridor and block them in it.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Espada sets herself, dropping into an aggressive stance and holding Ragilronyo at the ready!

VAE:<font color="#000000">we can get four people hitting at them, and them not getting out.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Do we have four melee people?

Espada:<font color="#990000">Ready action to Mountain Hammer the first fucker that comes in range!

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . it's only meaningful with ranged attackers

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( we can also shoot properly down there, hard to aim around corners. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">we don't have that many

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * is getting ancy*

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Espada, Kiera, Imad.

Roland has received initiative.Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Me kinda

VAE:<font color="#000000">Behter, Sandor and Kiera can shoot something

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Imad uses a Reach weapon.

Imad:<font color="#003200">Longspear.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">good ac, huge To Hit

Roland:<font color="#006666">shall I take the shot or are we waiting for someone to do something specific?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">You can fight UNDER people. And Sneak Atk. counts in ranged too. Besides, we can always spread out a bit later.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And no, we're not. It's basically &quot;open fire&quot;, I think.

Roland:<font color="#006666">pulls a Heavy Crossbow from under his robes, and fires at Dire Maggot 3 with

<font color="#006666">4

<font color="#006666">. If Hit, deals

<font color="#006666">3Piercing damage and a bolt sticking out of it`s chest.

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( Go ahead and take the shot. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...well, that was useful.

VAE:<font color="#000000">AHAHAH

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">What did you ROLL?

VAE:<font color="#000000">and a bolt sticking out of it`s chest.

Roland:<font color="#006666">mouse over the number

VAE:<font color="#000000">He. . .he's stoned, isn't he?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">1d20+1, apparently

VAE:<font color="#000000">mousing over kinda fucks up for me

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahh

Roland:<font color="#006666">thats it for me

Roland:<font color="#006666">end

Dire Maggot:<font color="#003200">Well. The good news is that it was so bad it sailed right over the maggots when they bent down to take a bite in unison and hit the far wall. They still don't know you're there.

Behter has received initiative.Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 1 + 8 = 9&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; to hit. &quot;Blood and Iron!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d8+4 damage on hit = 3 + 4 = 7&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">...

Dire Maggot: <font color="#3200">(( Lapkat. ))

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">failhordesman.

Dire Maggot: <font color="#3200">(( Reflex? ))

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Where did you people learn to shoot?

Roland:<font color="#006666">all the ranged attack fail

Roland:<font color="#006666">I didn't

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 7 + 8 = 15&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; reflex

Roland:<font color="#006666">thats half the issue

Dire Maggot:<font color="#003200">Okay, you do not shoot the front row.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Could my spot in the init lineup be fixed?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">^^;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">This! Is! Failure!

Sandor has received initiative.Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And done.

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay, I propose

VAE:<font color="#000000">you swap the chest in the macro for arse. Most living things have one, see

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Talk later. Turn now.

Dire Maggot:<font color="#003200">These don't.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">just use a switch and have ot randomly generate a body part

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Face?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">spleen!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That's a crit.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F"> &quot;Blimey that was terrible, eh?&quot; He is about to nudge the person next to him...and notes it is Imad. Elbow is retracted, and keeps to himself.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Sandor, as usual ,takes aim with his finger. Pew! Pew! &#171; &#160;1d4+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, both at the numberless dire maggort.

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Well, that was a little better.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, bet ya maggots have an arse x3

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">For a moment I thought you'd missed... then I realized that was a d4 and a magic missile.

Dire Maggot:<font color="#003200">Welp. That seared into it's hide. It spins around and... you think it's looking in your direction.

Dire Maggot:<font color="#003200">At least the mouth is facing you.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Your mother was a diseased... maggot... er, line?&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">He blows off the 'smoke' from his finger. &quot;Nobody's got better aim than Buffalo Sandor, huh?&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">End turn

Aurixsauriv has received initiative.Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...what insults work on a diseased dire maggot? Seriously?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Even &quot;you smell&quot; is at most accurate.

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh. Wild West paperbacks would probably sell as science fiction around here.

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( No clue. ))

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau pokes two points in air, where blue lights appear, forming the core of a geometric pattern. The entire assembly hums, and fires two bolts at the numberless maggot before fading away. &#171; &#160;1d4+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; :V

VAE:<font color="#000000">guns that can fire six times before a reload, trains. ..

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Do they have magic fiction, I wonder? Like, Spell Trek (about a spelljammer)

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( Well, they've got guns that can fire three times before reload, and they also have trains. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh. Kebre had ,remember?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Right, that turn for Sau?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, I love Sau's magic missile effect

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah.

Imad:<font color="#003200">Yeah, that's probably Sau's turn.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">agreed

Kiera has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">I think I'll nom him for it. GM keep track x3

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Ready action to smack the first one to enter either of the spaces in front of me. :T

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Nnnnnnext.

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( Sorry, had to go give medicine to people. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">no prob

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's like, the one excuse that works

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( No worries on my end. ))


 * Imad hefts his spear and gets ready to strike any that enter his range!

Flaal has received initiative.Flaal:<font color="#006666">I don't know if it works from this position, but I'll ready a blow for anything maggoty that comes in range.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Done

Mardak has received initiative.Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...not sure, but I think arms bend.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">;)

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( Purrylapkat. ))

Roland:<font color="#006666">technically diagonals count for threat range... so... maybe?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">If your arms do not bend, or bend too far, seek medical attention immediately.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Alternately you may be made of LEGO.

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( Yeah, I think they just have light concealment if they're around a corner. 16% miss chance or something? ))

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( okidoki


 * Mardak does a quick, hidden (hopefully) [1d20+12} (move silent) [1d20+12] (hide) step to around the corner from the hallway, using the fluffiness of the foxy gal ahead of him to his advantage. Makes himself into a position to sneaky-stab any big ole maggot that comes into range....(ready sneak attack)

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Bracket problems

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">(damnit)

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 7 + 12 = 19&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187; move silent &#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 6 + 12 = 18&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187; hide

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">better. Ish

Ganti:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 7 + 2 = 9&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;&#171;  &#160;1d20+2 = 6 + 2 = 8&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;&#171;  &#160;1d20+2 = 12 + 2 = 14&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;&#171;  &#160;1d20+2 = 10 + 2 = 12&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Behter would do behter.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Apparently not.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * TOTAL NOTHING TO THEM!*

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">After all, I lost, not won.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( if you can tumble through traffic, you can tumble through a ball. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">But I did one.

Mardak has received initiative.Espada has received initiative.Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">yay two....awwww

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...one downside of a surprise round, this.

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;I hate this waiting around.&quot; &gt;:|

Espada:<font color="#990000">Same readied action.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">-surprise round +defensive formation

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Done?

Espada:<font color="#990000">Yus.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That's the one. It's very effective (among the best tricks in the book, militarily - but Behter may have been too used to archers when he set it up.

Roland has received initiative.Roland:<font color="#006666">lets try this again

Roland:<font color="#006666">pulls a Heavy Crossbow from under his robes, and fires at Dire Maggot 3 with

<font color="#006666">17

<font color="#006666">. If Hit, deals

<font color="#006666">7Piercing damage and a bolt sticking out of its body.

Roland:<font color="#006666">wait

Roland:<font color="#006666">no

Roland:<font color="#006666">scratch that

Roland:<font color="#006666">I just reload

Roland:<font color="#006666">end

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Too late. It hit.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Oh, right.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Cop out. But I like that he puts it under the robes to reload... (autoloader in there?)

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">He fired last turn, he can't fire this turn. XP

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Heavy crossbow.

Behter has received initiative.Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">The cop out is &quot;body&quot;.

Roland:<font color="#006666">If there is an auto reloader please gimme a book and page number!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Under the robe

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'm curious what does he reload it with

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Hmm, no chance for bonus damage yet...

VAE:<font color="#000000">The answer of course is bolts, you filthy minded people

Ganti:<font color="#003200">There's a repeating crossbow, I beleive.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Well they don't call it a cocking handle for nothing. :V

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 1 + 8 = 9&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; to hit. &#171; &#160;1d8+4 damage on hit = 8 + 4 = 12&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; &quot;Nobody saw that!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">... wat

VAE:<font color="#000000">another 1

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...what the actual f*ck

Roland:<font color="#006666">wow

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 18 + 8 = 26&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; reflex. Again.

Roland:<font color="#006666">how am I doing better then the archer for ranged attacks

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Behter is currently residing in germany. Why do I say that? Well, his rolls are the Wurst. :T

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Did I pick up the duff arrows this morning? Hang on, I'll restring the bow, that might be it.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Aren't sausage rolls more of an UK thing?

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( that pun was horrible ))


 * VAE loves them

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Bratwurst is German.

Sandor has received initiative.Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">We may have them here, but they're not CALLED that.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Good lord, my rolls... I think I must have got the string damp or something.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Or possibly I'm using the arrows backwards (not awake yet)

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Saph, you're supposed to fire arrows at them, not the bow.

Espada:<font color="#990000">FOOD!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That might work better by now.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( your holding the bow backwards! ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">You don't know where it's been.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;See, you gotta do it like this.&quot; The sorcerer places his handgun across his other wrist. &quot;Pew! Pew!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d4+1 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Numberless maggot

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Hmm. Monowire bow. Can be used as a melee weapon. Can not be used as a ranged weapon, because it cuts the arrows in half.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well

Aurixsauriv has received initiative.Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau considers.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And your thumb off.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's actually what they used against the Manybeast

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">then what is the point of the bow....

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It looks nice...

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Appearances can be deceptive.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(The bow part is a holder so you can handle the monowire?)

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;Assault bows&quot; - wire stretched in a frame. See, the manybeast, if you cut the membrane, they dehydrated

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

VAE:<font color="#000000">remember? That czech book I was reading, about what looked like zerg creep infesting half the world

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau traces a circle in the air. An almost floral geometric diagram appears in and around the circle, emiting yellow light.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and precisely that,though it wsn't monowire, just wire pressed flat

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">A similar circle appears on the floor in the hallway, about halfway up.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Basically it was cheap enough to equip people with quickly

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Casting Summon Monster 2. Done.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Casting in progress, right.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Back!

Espada:<font color="#990000">Wif noms!

Dire Maggot 2:<font color="#003200">They're remarkably quick for bugs that size...

Kiera has received initiative.Espada:<font color="#990000">Oh, -just- out of range!

Kiera:<font color="#003399">They're quick, and they're about to be dead. :T

Espada:<font color="#990000">Shoot it!

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I'm trying, there's something wrong with the pissing bow-&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">I don't fancy my odds at shooting given Saph's luck thusfar.


 * Kiera steps forward, instead, aaaaand overhead swing--

Espada:<font color="#990000">Just don't advance, or they-dammit!

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&#171; StrDamBonus = floor(StrMod*1.5) = StrDamBonus = floor(3 * 1.5) = 4

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; hitroll=1d20 = hitroll = 6 = 6

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; critroll=1d20 = critroll = 1 = 1

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; damroll=1d10 = damroll = 4 = 4

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; critdam=1d10 = critdam = 3 = 3

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; OtherBonus1 = OB1 = OtherBonus1 = 0 = 0

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; OtherBonus2 = OB2 = OtherBonus2 = 0 = 0

<font color="#003399">&#187;-->Two-hand swinging BFS at Dire Maggot #2. Hit Roll: 6+4+3+0+1 = 14. 4+4+0+1 = 9 slashing damage if it hits!

Espada:<font color="#990000">Now my readied action is prolly gonna be wasted! D:

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha wat

Kiera:<font color="#003399">They're maggots.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Nah, not if more than one of them wants involved.

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . I got it

VAE:<font color="#000000">people are so disgusted they miss on purpose

VAE:<font color="#000000">not to have to touch them, even with their blades

Kiera:<font color="#003399">They have the intellectual capacity of an inebriated duck.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I have over 1700 arrows, I can waste a few. But these ones were bent... or had feathers missing.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Did we lose Ganti again? &gt;&gt;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Prolly.

Roland:<font color="#006666">or broke because you have 1700 arrows in one quiver.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">he's all a-quiver.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">They're not all in one quiver! I have two, one with a scabbard hidden in it.

Dire Maggot 2: <font color="#3200">(( No, just looking up the new pistol stats. ))

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">&#172;_&#172;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...and each one only has 40 or so in it.

Dire Maggot 2: <font color="#3200">(( 2d6 out to thirty feet. ))

Dire Maggot 2: <font color="#3200">(( You rolled a 14 to hit? ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Sounds about right, actually... especially because of how fast those balls go off-shot line because of windage and short barrel and no rifling.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And that was a melee attack.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Apparently.

VAE:<font color="#000000">
 * nod*

Dire Maggot 2:<font color="#003200">Anyway, with a 14 to hit rolled... Well, you barely hit it, but it's so slimy that your blade just slides right off.

Dire Maggot 2: <font color="#3200">(( :53 lagcheck? ))

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Ew.

Arcalane: <font color="#3399">(( :53 ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">:53

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">We really are the Keystone Kops today, aren't we...

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">If that new pistol damage is final, I'll update my macro.

Dire Maggot 2: <font color="#3200">(( :53 at :54. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Not too bad.

Dire Maggot 2: <font color="#3200">(( Done, I take it? ))

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Mhm.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Move, and attack. Yes.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">5ft step actually, but yes.

Dire Maggot 2: <font color="#3200">(( Yup. That's final damage. 19-20, x3 is it's threat, by the way. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That makes sense too - those bullets will HURT if they hit you in a vulnerable spot.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">OH, this is the one we pissed off.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( pistol shot macro updated ))

Dire Maggot:<font color="#003200">Well. This thing is a little closer then that was to start with...

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">ACTION ACTIVATE!

Kiera:<font color="#003399">'spada? You're up.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">who goes first?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">AoO time first, I think.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Oh, right.

Dire Maggot:<font color="#003200">And now it's in range. Make those AoO's and readied actions!

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&#171; StrDamBonus = floor(StrMod*1.5) = StrDamBonus = floor(3 * 1.5) = 4

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; hitroll=1d20 = hitroll = 13 = 13

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; critroll=1d20 = critroll = 13 = 13

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; damroll=1d10 = damroll = 5 = 5

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; critdam=1d10 = critdam = 3 = 3

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; OtherBonus1 = OB1 = OtherBonus1 = 0 = 0

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; OtherBonus2 = OB2 = OtherBonus2 = 0 = 0

<font color="#003399">&#187;-->Two-hand swinging BFS at Dire Maggot. Hit Roll: 13+4+3+0+1 = 21. 5+4+0+1 = 10 slashing damage if it hits!

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Finally!&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Taste my blade!&quot;

Dire Maggot:<font color="#003200">AoO's first, then by init.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">That was my attack of opportunity. |D

Dire Maggot:<font color="#003200">Kiera's hit nearly cleaves it in half!


 * Mardak sneak attacks from around the corner! &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 8 + 8 = 16&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d100 = 26&#160;  &#187;, hopefully dealing &#171;  &#160;1d4+2d6+3 = 3 + 12 + 3 = 18&#160;  &#187;!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">holy

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">FULL SNEAK

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Killstealin' :E

VAE:<font color="#000000">wow

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...if that killed it, there will be a disappointed fox.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">XD

Ganti:<font color="#003200">In order of Initative, Hyuu. That means Espada first, then Imad, then you.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Especially after everything I just typed out. &gt;:|!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...

Espada:<font color="#990000">:D

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">aw

Espada:<font color="#990000">As soon as the maggot comes withing range, Espada swings Ragilronyo around! The blade seems to sing as it sails over Mardak's head and carves a large fissure out of the corner of the wall before before digging into the maggot! &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 15 + 15 = 30&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;2d8+2d6+1d6+9 = 11 + 12 + 3 + 9 = 35&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Can that attack of the Rog be saved incase another comes in range?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And wow, pain.

Espada:<font color="#990000">All of which overcomes DR and hardness, I might add.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Splurt.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Ayup. That spreads it's green, gooey insides all over the corridor.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">agreed, hold that particular attack please? XD

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...I think the fox now has maggot all over her, given momentum and stuff... poor Espada. The adventurer's life is not one of clean fur.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yeah, you can hold that action.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">yay!

Espada:<font color="#990000">She doesn't even seem to notice it right now.

Imad:<font color="#003200">On Number Two!

Imad:<font color="#003200">Imad stabs the foe with his longspear &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 12 + 6 = 18&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; dealing &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 4 + 4 = 8&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; damage

Espada:<font color="#990000">She's focused her whole being on the battle, almost seeming to fall into a sort of trance.

Imad:<font color="#003200">That's a good, solid hit. It punches through the maggot, causing more of that green goo to leak out.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...you know how sneak attacks are &quot;hitting the weak point&quot;? I think that set of rolls indicates you found the secret stock of explosives...

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">nifty

Dire Maggot 3:<font color="#003200">Squirmy squirmy squirmy it goes.

Dire Maggot 4:<font color="#003200">And Another one comes from around the corner!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF"> &quot;Va se fa no, va se fa no...&quot;

Flaal has received initiative.Roland: <font color="#6666">(( heh. Non-violent Barbarian. I'm so angry I'm going to hug you! ))

Flaal:<font color="#006666">oh ghee

Flaal:<font color="#006666">we'l take it slow :P


 * Flaal attacks Dire Maggot 2

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;1d20+5+2 = 11 + 5 + 2 = 18&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8 = 2&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187; damage

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( unless I messed up my math? ))

Dire Maggot 2:<font color="#003200">Well, you hit it. But that doesn't seem to actually DO much... other then goo your hand.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">No Str bonus?

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( stop forgetting to add your strength bonus to your damage rolls XP ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That affects damage too...

Dire Maggot 2: <font color="#3200">(( Right, Str bonus. ))

Dire Maggot 2: <font color="#3200">(( I'm pretty sure you have one... ))


 * Flaal scrambles to find out

Dire Maggot 2: <font color="#3200">(( +2. ))

Dire Maggot 2: <font color="#3200">(( It's in your token stats, more or less. ))

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( its -3, you have trouble lifting very small children ))

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( xD ))

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( do I get +2 to both the attack and the damage, then? :B ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Both, yes.

Dire Maggot 2: <font color="#3200">(( Aye. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That is how melee works.

Dire Maggot 2:<font color="#003200">So, are you spring attacking that, or are we going to find out what this fellow does on attack?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Ranged, they need a Mighty or Thrown weapon to get a Str bonus.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">No, I'll spring attack :P

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Done

Mardak has received initiative.Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">C'mon.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">still holding that particular attack

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">I got a nice effect all set up.

Espada has received initiative.Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">he is a sneak, not a rowdyman

Espada:<font color="#990000">Noe me, on the other hand...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Maggot AoO.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Noe?

Espada:<font color="#990000">Go on, take it!

Espada:<font color="#990000">I dare ya!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">bad idea

Roland:<font color="#006666">:/ well that puts them all in melee doesn't it?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">maggots made for eating versus a thing that can be ate.

Dire Maggot 2:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Bite!

Espada:<font color="#990000">Pfft, no.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I has Point Blank and Precise shot, so I don't mind.

Espada:<font color="#990000">And I'm made for getting in faces.

Espada:<font color="#990000">And then subsequently tearing them off.

Espada:<font color="#990000">So, number two.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Espada swings Ragilronyo, and the keen of eye can see her fur stiffen and harden. &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 15 + 15 = 30&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;2d8+9 = 5 + 9 = 14&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage! If it hits, Espada gains DR 5/Adamantine for one round!

<font color="#0000ff">Arcalane is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">Arcalane has connected.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">ByeHi.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( goddamn connection spike ))

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( ohh no, the maggot goup is hardening. Thats the real threat!!! ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha

VAE:<font color="#000000">Maggot used Harden

VAE:<font color="#000000">Maggot's defense has increased

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It's not very effective...

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( magot used Die. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, fun that Espada stuffed herself right where the burniing hands would have gone x3

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(well, not against someone with that kind of damage output and a vulpix to boot.)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Be glad Maggot didn't use Explosion

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, yuck

Espada:<font color="#990000">When I can literally blow straight through defenses?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">MAGGOTS!

Espada:<font color="#990000">It's not very effective at all.

Dire Maggot 2:<font color="#003200">That was a decent hit, but not enough to finish it off.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Maggot used BLORP.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">ooooor they could be having a bad day

Espada:<font color="#990000">That's okay, I have DR 5!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Maggot used Splash

VAE:<font color="#000000">But nothing happened

Espada:<font color="#990000">Ugh, I forgot my 1d6.

Roland has received initiative.Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Ew...&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Again. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh Bast

VAE:<font color="#000000">Brundle

Roland:<font color="#006666">welp, guess I can waste some bolts

Roland:<font color="#006666">also do I recieve a higher penalty for it being in melee with 2 allies?

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-726

VAE:<font color="#000000">one of my favourite articles there

Espada:<font color="#990000">Prolly woulds killed the damn thing, too.

Dire Maggot 2: <font color="#3200">(( Nope! ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">No, but the enemy gains +4 AC, and if you miss by 1-4 points you may hit the enemy blocking, if you're firing through an ally square.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(ally in direct melee, that is)

Dire Maggot 2: <font color="#3200">(( That's at RAM, by the way. ))

Roland:<font color="#006666">Maggot 2 then &#171; &#160;1d20-3 = 9 - 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187; to hit

Roland:<font color="#006666">So did I hit an ally?

Espada:<font color="#990000">It's fine.

Dire Maggot 2:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d2 = 1&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

Espada:<font color="#990000">I have DR.

Dire Maggot 2:<font color="#003200">Yep. You hit Espada.

Roland:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;1d10 = 10&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Roland:<font color="#006666">wow

Espada:<font color="#990000">Didn't overcome my AC, though.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">figures XD

Espada:<font color="#990000">So, would it still 'hit'?

Dire Maggot 2: <font color="#3200">(( It missed the maggot you were in melee with by more then four, so I do believe that means it hit you. ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">Because that's dumb as all hell.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">No.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It's only if it misses by ONE TO FOUR.

Roland:<font color="#006666">if its AC is 10 then i hit someone

Kiera:<font color="#003399">So in other words it has to be a near miss.

Behter has received initiative.Kiera:<font color="#003399">Which it couldn't have been on a 9, 'cause I scraped one on a 14.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 11 + 9 = 20&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; to hit, at maggot two, for &#171;  &#160;1d8+1d6+5 = 5 + 1 + 5 = 11&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; damage.

Espada:<font color="#990000">You miss the enemy, but you could manage to penetrate the plate armor of your ally instead?

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;There we go!&quot;

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( Are Repeating Heavy Xbows allowed? Might end up shopping soon if so ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">Wat.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( third time lucky :V ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I'm not sure, second.

VAE:<font color="#000000">don't tell me a 20 missed

Espada:<font color="#990000">Oh, no.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Can someone check the 3.5 player's guide? This may have changed.

VAE:<font color="#000000">what?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(The shooting through ally square rule)

VAE:<font color="#000000">ah

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Precice shot ignores the increased AC, right?

VAE:<font color="#000000">but. .yeah, if the penalty is -4

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">it'd make bloody sense to be 4

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Precise Shot means I shoot well.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And the issue is if it means you penetrate... could be that you then make a second attack roll against potential person hit.

Espada:<font color="#990000">I'm just pointing out the stupidity of being able to miss an enemy but piercing your ally's armor instead, even if it's, like, +5 Plate Armor of Infinite AC.

VAE:<font color="#000000">^

VAE:<font color="#000000">that

VAE:<font color="#000000">hell, you could shoot at your ally ,then

VAE:<font color="#000000">miss, and autohit enemy

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Hence why I think it may be a second attack roll.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( AH, thats why I did not see it. Repeating is an exotic weapon. ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">Which would make sense.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yep

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">The moral of this story: don't invoke these rules, they're silly and make people argue.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( Forget it then. Already have enough issues. ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">So, that killed the magot. Done?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Aha. &quot;Might&quot; hit enemy. An yes,.

VAE:<font color="#000000">are two maggots dead?

VAE:<font color="#000000">or one

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Two.

Roland:<font color="#006666">2

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">&quot;Yes.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">goot

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Espada 'spoded one, and I shot the second one in the eye.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">One and two are dead. That means two are dead. |D

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Or somewhere...

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wasn't sure two was, see

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Three and four are still alive, which means two are still alive.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Maybe we should give them names.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wasn't sure two was dead, see

VAE:<font color="#000000">I propose Brundle, and his brother, Brundle

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Bertram, Wilhelm, Marcus and glup.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and their sister, Brundle

VAE:<font color="#000000">And little Brundle to boot

Sandor has received initiative.Arcalane:<font color="#003399">There's four of them. The obvious choice would be the Pac-Man ghosts.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...that just raises further prolems!

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde. Or whatever.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">XD

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( Can we move along? ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yes.

Espada:<font color="#990000">I vote for Sandor Jr.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Can we just get on with the shooting and the poking and the absdkfn;lkcxjnvarfnka*cosby noises*

Arcalane: <font color="#3399">(( why are you charging into meleeeeeee :| ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;In such a case, if the cover is cover is struck AND THE AC OF THE COVERING CREATURE IS EXCEEDED&quot;... right, there we are.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That's sorted, then.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( CAUSE THATS WHAT SORCS DO! ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because they get a d20-3 to attack?

VAE:<font color="#000000">or did I misread horribly

Espada:<font color="#990000">No, they get a bonus.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">You're blocking one of the two best melee combatants from doing her job, doofus.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">d20 + 3, not -.

Espada:<font color="#990000">-3 was Roland trying to fire past me.

Roland:<font color="#006666">big fluffy tails. Blocks view

Espada:<font color="#990000">And instead pli-&gt;:O

Espada:<font color="#990000">You did that on purpose!

Espada:<font color="#990000">Why is everyone breaking VBL?! &gt;:O

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yeah. And you can either do ranged touch or MM. Both of which have much better to hits then Roland's crossbow.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fine ,fine. Wanted to pull burning hands with out burning Espada's backside

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Use the familiar as a spell deliverer?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Try and save some of your spells, hm? This dungeon is far from over. :P

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, true.

VAE:<font color="#000000">True true

VAE:<font color="#000000">Point.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Used two MM's so far

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Carry a sling! It's free.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Honestly, we have these guys pretty well handled.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Eh. End round doing nothing.

Aurixsauriv has received initiative.Espada:<font color="#990000">Just...Iunno, chuck a rock at them or something.

Roland:<font color="#006666">trying!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau idly spins the array around.

Arcalane: <font color="#3399">(( weird. my init tracker has flipped out and thinks only Behter has init. whatever. guess I'll just have to pay attention to init prompts. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Same.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I guess I kinda forgot about spell conservation since we're level 11 in Akellon. Meaning that there's almost always the space for an inflict.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">mine is fine

Roland:<font color="#006666">so these things are &quot;living&quot; correct?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Pretty sure.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">The larger one in the hall matches the pattern, and turns orange. The components of the diagream break apart, and form into the skeleton of a large four legged creature. Anyone wanna roll knowledge nature on that skeleton while the meat forms?

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( 20 gold we fight zombie them on our way out ))


 * VAE ridiculously out of practice. And . . eh. Miron at least has a melee weapon, and uses it

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">No bet.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Though I must admit, not sure how to zombie a maggot. Is there enough to control?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Apparently, no.

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">Hi.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Sorry, don't think any of us have Knowledge: Nature.

Espada:<font color="#990000">I have Knowledge (Planes), that's it. :B

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">Imma kill joo.

Espada:<font color="#990000">:O

Espada:<font color="#990000">It's a Celestial!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Large Bison, the larger cousin of Medium Bison.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">AKA... M. Bison. Of course.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">ruh roh

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">The great bison forms, flecks of yellow and orange still coating its fur.

Espada:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 19 + 9 = 28&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Knowledge (Planes)!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Burmy:&quot;Making a zombie out of a maggot isn't hard, the problem is that once they dry up there's just not much left.&quot;

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">It looks idly at the two maggots, then at Sau.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">are we gonna need to get out the way? D:

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">And puts its head down to charge, giving a bellow as it surges forward.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Music: Ride of the Rohirrim

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Since when could you summon Celestial creatures!&quot; :O

VAE:<font color="#000000">for killing maggots

Roland:<font color="#006666">This reminds me of the time I played a minotaur.

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait. . . did the summoning finally happen?

VAE:<font color="#000000">x3

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yep.

Espada:<font color="#990000">OH!

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Why do I hear a cow?&quot; Peeks around the corner. &quot;That is one fuzzy cow&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Can I tell which realm it's from with a 28 Planes roll?

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Don't let it buffalo you, it's just a bison.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">...Heh.

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">Gore: &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 10 + 10 = 20&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+9 = 1 + 9 = 10&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; piercing damage on Maggot 4, as it turns its horn into the attack, trying to toss the maggot into the air.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;HA&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">It's from the Plane of Plains. :B

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yes, but I doubt meany's decided on one.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;It is just superconducting electromagnetism. I'm sure you've heard of it.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;I don't care of it's guy-going abilities, so long as it squishes those bugs, I am happy.&quot; And back around the corner he goes.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;But for me... it was... tuesday.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">so its gonna moooosh them?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">This will be a moosh pit.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Ganti:<font color="#003200">That hit, and did damage. Not sure what you mean by 'toss the maggot into the air', though.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau pokes his copy of the diagram, which is still yellow. &quot;For a while now.&quot;

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( Fluff. ))

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( :P ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, good thing I didn't bother with the spell

VAE:<font color="#000000">forgot about the summoning at all

Espada:<font color="#990000">Meany, what realm is it from?

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( I can't find the planes. Gimme a minute, and move on. :V ))

Kiera:<font color="#003399">The realm of STOP DICKING AROUND COMBAT TAKES LONG ENOUGH AS-IS.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">:V

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It IS your turn, I think.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahaha

Kiera has received initiative.Ganti:<font color="#003200">Is now.

VAE:<font color="#000000">why is my init fucked up?

Kiera:<font color="#003399">I see no response to the bison's buffalo'ing. Anyway.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Still shows Behter

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">&quot; Ganti: That hit, and did damage.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Great, now I've got maggot on my boot.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And yeah, init glitched for some.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( i think its decided. No more cows. Cause too many puns ))

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&#171; StrDamBonus = floor(StrMod*1.5) = StrDamBonus = floor(3 * 1.5) = 4

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; hitroll=1d20 = hitroll = 6 = 6

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; critroll=1d20 = critroll = 11 = 11

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; damroll=1d10 = damroll = 2 = 2

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; critdam=1d10 = critdam = 2 = 2

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; OtherBonus1 = OB1 = OtherBonus1 = 0 = 0

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; OtherBonus2 = OB2 = OtherBonus2 = 0 = 0

<font color="#003399">&#187;-->Two-hand swinging BFS at Dire Maggot #4. Hit Roll: 6+4+3+0+1 = 14. 2+4+0+1 = 7 slashing damage if it hits!

VAE:<font color="#000000">There is no cow level ?

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Ugh. Another 6. :T

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Done.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Flanking!

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Oh right.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">16 total if the bison adds flanking.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Your coordination with the celestial bison is unusually good.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Arcadia.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">That barely hits.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Yaay. Done.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">But it hits. And you've adjusted for the slime this time.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Did you account for Flanking?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">:V

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Did now.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I said.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And it hit.

Roland:<font color="#006666">that bison pic. it stares into your soul

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Imad time.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Also, suave bison?

Imad:<font color="#003200">Imad stabs the foe with his longspear &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 20 + 6 = 26&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; dealing &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 2 + 4 = 6&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; damage

Imad:<font color="#003200">Imad stabs the foe with his longspear &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 17 + 6 = 23&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; dealing &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 3 + 4 = 7&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; damage

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Ding!

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">Look at your horse.

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">Back to me.

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">Back to your horse.

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">Now back to me.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I dispelled it, sorry...

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">Sadly, it isn't me.

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">But if it stopped being a gods damned pussy and manned up, it could pretend that it's me.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Well. That's a very unhappy maggot.

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">Look down, back up.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Meany stop quoting Old Spice this is combat time.

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">Where are you? You're in a hall, facing down four metric tones of angry animal.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Not his combat time.

Dire Maggot 3:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Bite!

Dire Maggot 3:<font color="#003200">Nada.

Dire Maggot 4:<font color="#003200">Kiera? This is going for you!

Dire Maggot 4:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Bite

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">What's in your hand? I've got it. It's your dignity as you go sailing through the air to hit the far wall.

Dire Maggot 4:<font color="#003200">Still no.

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Ah, Arcadia. I that place.&quot;

Flaal has received initiative.Espada:<font color="#990000">
 * I miss.

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">Look again, the dignity is now tasty grass that I munch.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Eh, I could take it.

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;... We should barter for a bug extermination fee after this.&quot;

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">Anything is possible when you man up and murder the hell ou of people.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">why is the cow better spoken than most of the group?

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">I'm on an elephant.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Ready to dodge a bison

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Done

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahah

Mardak has received initiative.Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Because of the charisma bonus for being suave. also, Old Spice is apparently Eagle's Splendour potion.

VAE:<font color="#000000">x3

Dire Maggot 4: <font color="#3200">(( Hyuu? Your turn. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, my init display is totally fucked up

VAE:<font color="#000000">still shows it's Behter's turn

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Everyone's is.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I think.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Or, most.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">not mine

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( mine is ))

Dire Maggot 4:<font color="#003200">Yes it is. Flaal just finished.


 * Mardak keeps back here. He is not much help at the moment...

Dire Maggot 4:<font color="#003200">Your turn.

Espada has received initiative.Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I was meaning the messed up display

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">Maptool does that.

Espada:<font color="#990000">You're lucky, Maggot 4.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...spirit animals see things normal people do not.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Like the fourth wall.

Espada:<font color="#990000">You only get a regular attack.

<font color="#0000ff">Glitch has connected.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Espada swings her massive blade once again, &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 5 + 15 = 20&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;2d8+1d6+9 = 10 + 2 + 9 = 21&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Dire Maggot 4: <font color="#3200">(( Heyo Glitch! ))

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Here and away again. (afkz)

Espada:<font color="#990000">Also?

Dire Maggot 4:<font color="#003200">Splut.

Espada:<font color="#990000">All maneuvers reset!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Hello. Currently on screen: the end phases of an ambush that went terribly in early phases, mainly because of the archer rolling two critfails in a row.

Espada:<font color="#990000">And that will be all.

Roland has received initiative.Espada:<font color="#990000">Also, DR gone.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I read that as Roondar for a second

Roland:<font color="#006666">my cloak will move a little, and the audiable click of a latch catching is heard.

Roland:<font color="#006666">end turn

Behter has received initiative.Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Right. Let's see...&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 18 + 9 = 27&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; to hit, for &#171;  &#160;1d8+1d6+5 = 7 + 3 + 5 = 15&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; damage.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">No threat, BTW.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">It hits, though.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Yes, there we do. Must have been the string.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Turn.

Sandor has received initiative.Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">ok now it is messed up for me :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nothing to do, still

Aurixsauriv has received initiative.Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Oh, how are we getting past the giant animal?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Just asking.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;It does not look like it can turn around.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Or reverse, actually...&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bison against maggots. . .I don't think even Joszef would bet on odds that clear.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Well, it's been summoned. So we really just have to wait for it to go back.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;We could ask it to moooooove maybe?&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Heh, moooo.&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">XD

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Any more puns and we're leaving both of you on this island.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;She can hear you.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Or it could, you know, walk backwards.&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I feel so...dirty letting my char say that

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Oh, so it can? Right. Wasn't sure, since most animals don't like going backwards. Have to train horses well for it.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;She's a Celestial. That means she's got more brains they you do.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Does that look anything like a horse?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;No, but it doesn't look like a bloody palisade wall either. I'm comparing.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Hey, how is it in Arcadia? It's been over four thousand years since my last visit!&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;It comes of knowing how to evaluate and compare things.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;You need to study more.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Uhm...maggot...there...needing a good squish under the old boot?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">So is this Bison doing anything, Meany?

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Well, I'm certainly studying the undead from now on... as in, vulnerable points.&quot;

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">The thing's voice is gruff, but obviously female. &quot;Now is not the time, m'lady.&quot;

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">She's rearing for another sweep of horns.

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">But I don't know whose turn it is.

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">Init thing is borked.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Yours.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;She can talk?&quot;

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">Oh.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yours.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">That's why I asked.

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Of course she can.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">You have to look for the last init note, sadly.

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;She's a Celestial.&quot;

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 8 + 8 = 16&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+9 = 5 + 9 = 14&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Horn sweep on Maggot 3.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">And..lesee..

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+6+mod = 1 + 6 + -4 = 3&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Pew! Crossbow bolt coming at you for &#171; &#160;1d6 = 3&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; damage!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+4+mod = 16 + 4 + 0 = 20&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Reflex save!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Welcome to my world.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Done.

Kiera has received initiative.Kiera:<font color="#003399">&#171; StrDamBonus = floor(StrMod*1.5) = StrDamBonus = floor(3 * 1.5) = 4

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; hitroll=1d20 = hitroll = 8 = 8

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; critroll=1d20 = critroll = 9 = 9

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; damroll=1d10 = damroll = 2 = 2

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; critdam=1d10 = critdam = 7 = 7

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; OtherBonus1 = OB1 = OtherBonus1 = 0 = 0

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; OtherBonus2 = OB2 = OtherBonus2 = 0 = 0

<font color="#003399">&#187;-->Two-hand swinging BFS at Dire Maggot #whatever. Hit Roll: 8+4+3+0+1 = 16. 2+4+0+1 = 7 slashing damage if it hits!

Ganti:<font color="#003200">That did it. All the maggots are now green goop coating the walls.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">16s everywhere!

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * peeks again* &quot;We done?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;I think that was the last of them.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Yes, that is all of them.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;...well. That started poorly, but it wasn't too bad in the end. Anyone hurt?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;At all?&quot;


 * Espada takes a breath, lets it out slowly.

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;...EEEEWWWWW THERE'S MAGGOT GOO ALL OVER MY FUR!&quot; D:

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Because if not, I claim superior tactics skill despite apparently having strung my bow upside down today.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And there we go.

Espada:<font color="#990000">GROOM GROOM GROOM EWW EWW EWW!

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * brushes away goop as he can*

Celestial Bison:<font color="#0000FF">The bison grunts, and starts to fade away.

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;So tell me, what DOES maggot taste like?&quot;


 * Flaal peeks to check on the Celestial

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;We're certainly not going to be winning any awards for execution.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, it executed the maggots allright.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * goop brush.* &quot;Blech this is sticky&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Like someone left meat out to rot for about a week! Eeeeeeewwwwww!&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;...look, I'm used to a company or so of horse archers, alright? Not... well.&quot;


 * Kiera cleans off her sword and boots. Blech. :T

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * does what he can, then...* &quot;So, we goin south or east? Not sure that was answered&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;And it's a good thing I have such a good arrow surplus. Not retrieving those...&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;I don't think it was.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I would suggest checking south. If the eastern door is the heart of the temple, we don't want to be caught in a pincer.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;I hate pincers. Agreed to that idea&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">does this place count as a dungeon for dungeoneering?

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Clear out the unhidden areas first. Then we can see what surprises were left behind.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Clean groom clean and that's good enough until we find somewhere to bathe.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Right. Hmmm.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;There, that's better. Now, let us continue!&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">
 * rides over the goop on a summoned horse, then dismisses it. Clean boots.*

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;See, this is why I didn't want to... &quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wait&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Blech, this mangy doggy is less hairy than last we left it.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">Thankfully, I have very little sense of smell.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;...how do you smell at all?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Actually, how do you see?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I don't see any eyes there.&quot;

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">~Magic~

Espada:<font color="#990000">I don't think he actually said that.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, sorry.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Gotta look for the quotes, man.

Imad:<font color="#003200">First, I didn't actually say that. Second, my very existance is powerd by magic.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Regroup you loons. :v

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * TRAP CHECK! &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 14 + 10 = 24&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">The sorcerer folds his hands for a moment tthen begins shoveling the muck away with sweeping hand motions. Prestidigitation

VAE:<font color="#000000">And I was lagging fiercely

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">All characters who appear female actually are.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * any little surprises in this hallway?*

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(trap check success)

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau draws a diagram in the air as he walks. Two cresent moons back to back, centered in an vine-structured array...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">;)

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Light of Lunia cast, 40 minutes.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Nohing. Seems ok.&quot;


 * Kiera bricks Saph through the fourth wall. :T

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Two orbs of light orbit the lizard.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * slowly makes his way down*

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * Holds and LISTENS*

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Them little ears hear plenty, I tell you. &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 4 + 11 = 15&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Quick as he is, his eyes better be quicker. What's that??? &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 6 + 9 = 15&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Looks empty.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Tables?&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;With another hallway.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">Track check with Survival &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 9 + 10 = 19&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; Did the maggotscome through here?

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;eeeeevil tables with our luck. But tables.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Just don't let them turn.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Turn Undead Table?

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's all dead wood

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * gets away quickly from Kiera*

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Watch out for tabled motions.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Hello hallway! Trap Check...&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 9 + 10 = 19&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Regroup. :v

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">eeeww


 * Flaal listens &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 9 + 8 = 17&#160;  &#187;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">Listen? &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 7 + 10 = 17&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Not...seeing...anything....&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Oi, you at the back, hurry up!&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;If this is anything like my monastary, we should be getting closer to their vault.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;There's water ahead, by the sound. Somewhere, anyway.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Oh. Look. More hallways.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Is this a temple or a maze?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Both.&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( Ganti, might want to move Meany and VAE up yourself ))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * searches each hallway now. &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 18 + 10 = 28&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187; up &#171;  &#160;1d20+10 = 10 + 10 = 20&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187; left

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Shocker as it is. Most monestaries consist of more then 5 rooms.&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">yay for good rolls :X

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Monestarie sounds like a Byzantine Roman system for keeping money.

VAE:<font color="#000000">blah

VAE:<font color="#000000">someone move me

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Both are clean. Want to head north or west?&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;I feel MUCH better about the north&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'm .. lagging something fierce in terms of map actions

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;Mardak, west should be the vault.&quot;

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">I blame VBL. :x

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Hmm, nothing up here.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Is all blocked?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Stack up! Flash and clear! |D

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">We have Light spells.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">They're not &quot;flash&quot; so much as &quot;glow&quot;.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And not &quot;bang&quot;, either.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Though, Flare...

<font color="#0000ff">Ganti is disconnected.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">:T

<font color="#0000ff">Ganti has connected.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">yay!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Last you saw?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Sul's whisper.


 * Ganti must admit that's not any aid what so ever...

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I see no hallway actually

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...that doesn't help anyone but Sul.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">There's a closed door on the Left.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Where everyone is doing the can-can.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * checks the door? &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 6 + 10 = 16&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;*

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Hmmm

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, you've... Okay.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( 8/ ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Gasp! Another door!

Roland:<font color="#006666">doorception

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">No, those are postern gates.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * any locks....attempts to open...*

Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( The other 'door' wasn't really a door, just me tossing up VBL's to keep you from seeing things that you shouldn't after I turned off lighting. ))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">ohhhhok

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * slowgoing down the hallway*

Espada:<font you="#DEFAULT" color="#990000" anything="#DEFAULT" see="#DEFAULT" face="Segoe Print>">font&gt;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Hmm, fancy door.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Who keeps breaking the VBL?!

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * checking for locks &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 16 + 10 = 26&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;*

Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( Me, making them too narrow, apparently. ))

Roland:<font color="#006666">we need 10 wide halls to not break them. apparently.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * ooooh*

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Trapped lock this one.&quot; Gets out his trusty tools....&quot;Stand back, all of ya.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">Listen again, on BBC iPlayer &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 20 + 10 = 30&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...well, that's a good advert.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * pick pick pick* &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 16 + 12 = 28&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Huh. That water I mentioned? Mainly to the south. Some kind of stream...&quot;

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( don't you need to roll disable device to disarm the trap first? Or am I completely off on that? ))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">(that was disable, forgot to mention, sorry)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ganti; idle audience question; have you already begun to incorporate new firearm rules into the game, or has it not come up yet/needs more groundwork first? Just curious.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">does not help that they have the same +, bleh

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Miss catlady has a pistol.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Already incorperating new firearms rules.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">How's that been working out?

Espada:<font color="#990000">DNA.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Not used so far.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( I'm the only person who actually -has- a gun, and it's not a primary. ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, it was some REALLY tense going, and you thought you slipped up once or twice, but you managed to disable it right before it hit you. That's a REALLY sharp blade, it is.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( so not at all ))

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( I really dislike that man. ))

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( 8x ))

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( But I got some petty revenge. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And I be a ranged focus character with a bow, not a gun. Newfangled rubbish...

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( He complained about how many pills he needs to take one too many times, so I suggested putting them in water. Honestly, because there were no alternatives to him taking them one at a time. ))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * sweatdrops at the blade just inches from his nose. * &quot;Blimey that was close. Now for that lock.&quot; He gets OUT of the angle of the blade, and attempts to pick the lock &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 18 + 12 = 30&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187; (if masterwork tools apply here, make that a +14)

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( Now he's got an awful taste in his mouth, and I would be lying if I said it didn't feel nice to have him complain about something else. ))

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Looks like you nearly had a third nostril there, lad.&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yep, that did it. Doors Unlocked.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * carefully pulls/pushes it open*

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( open sesame \o/ ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">Loot? :o

Espada:<font color="#990000">Loot! :D

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Blimey&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;That's some good shiney.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">:|

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * listens and spots first...*

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Them little ears hear plenty, I tell you. &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 15 + 11 = 26&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Quick as he is, his eyes better be quicker. What's that??? &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 18 + 9 = 27&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Well, you don't see that every day, unless you're a treasurer or a dragon.&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">A number of chests lie here...

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Hmm...I hear a stream to the southward area too...&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Loot looks too insecure.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">brb

Kiera:<font color="#003399"> &quot;What is it with monasteries and having improbable quantities of material wealth for supposed religious folks who have little need for material possessions?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;They get good deals, and never spend any money.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Well they must have had some kind of budget&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau opens his book.

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;They need to pay for their food?&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Not like they had any gardens around here.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Good deals meaning &quot;I would like to have this food for free. I am a registered monk, and can prove it by punching your kidneys through your nostrils.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * checks the loot first. &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 17 + 10 = 27&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187; trapcheck*

Espada:<font color="#990000">Loot inspection!

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;This order would have acquired their wealth by their hands... so to speak.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Wellthis is a tummer of a disappointment. No traps. No defenses...just a slicey door.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">back

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Throne, that's a fuckton. . . &quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Monasteries were, in less developed times, places of fortification. In short, they often changed hands between places of worship, and fortresses under military rule. Also, several monk orders are allowed to collect alms to help with their lives, and perhaps gather alms from many monks to pay for repairs or additions to the monastery. Either probabilty is valid for how this wealth came to be here.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;So, punch people until they can't argue.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't look at the gift horse's teeth, dummy.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">And le close book. Nerd glasses. Deal with it.

Imad:<font color="#003200">Okay! Linespam incoming.


 * Flaal nods to Behter

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;I live for disabling traps, what can I say? Gold is good, challenge is better.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Why not? If you give me a horse with crap teeth, I'll shoot you for trying to kill me.&quot;


 * Arcalane preps the loot spreadsheet. :V

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Horse with bad teeth can't eat so well, so it can't run so far, so it might leave me trying to explain things to three hundred enemy mounted infantry.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">and now the coin golem is born


 * Espada roots through the loots. :.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, most folks with a horse don't tend to know how to count to 300, much less show in places with so many enemies.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Peasants, and all that.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau turns slowly to look at Sandor...

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( aw shit. I gotta be AFK for like, 20 minutes. Don't let me stop ya. :P ))

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Theen sharply cracks the man in the knee with his staff.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Owch, what the fuck?!&quot;


 * Roland chuckels

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Not taking kindly to the peasant cracks, me thinks&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;How many times must it be said to not antagonize the mercenary fully capable of killing you, who is standing to your immediate right?!&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Are you suicidal or something?!&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . . what?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Hey, it's just fun banter. You'd know if he'd offended me.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I see.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I'd be shaving him. Bodkins have a close cut.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Or that.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck you, both of you.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Sorry, I don't do freebies.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Let me know when that happens. I'd like to bet on how close of a shave you manage.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Name a starting price, and we can haggle.&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">did we loe ganti?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Nope. :40

Roland:<font color="#006666">he said line spam

Imad:<font color="#003200">Nope. Just typing up really massive list.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">I think he's still prepping the lootspam.

Imad:<font color="#003200">:40 at :40.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And :40.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">might wanna write it up in notepad incase you get d/c'd and it eats the line or something

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Depends. Bodkins are more piercing, though the sharper ones for less armoured targets have slicing edges more.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">''Arpad, whatever might be between us, there's still people far worse company than you. ''

Arpad:<font color="#000000">I wish I could say the same 

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Fuck you

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">how can a wizard not like his familiar?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Him a sorc.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Self loathing.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Or just enjoying arguing.

Roland:<font color="#006666">or insane. insane people like to do that stuff

VAE:<font color="#000000">Him a sorc. And. . heh. They don' t really hate each other, just have fun screwing the other one up and over.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Heh. Someone with a split personalisy solves it by putting one of them into the familiar.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">lol

Roland:<font color="#006666">that sounds like a fun character :P

Roland:<font color="#006666">must be quite the line spam

VAE:<font color="#000000">xD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Bast

VAE:<font color="#000000">Trofim was a little like that

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">this ought to be interesting.

VAE:<font color="#000000">He talked with Beridze all the time, his implement. The skull directed him, too. It was like the more sensible side of his personality, but outside

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Also, gotta wonder

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">what is the boss we are gonna have to fight in that untaken doorway?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Boss Nass. Roll to penetrate flab and CGI!

Espada:<font color="#990000">That's what Mountain Hammer is for.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Jar Jar causes critfail.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Not Foehammer?

VAE:<font color="#000000">that one breaks DR

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">what do those electroball things do then?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(he critfails a sense motive, along with everyone else in the Senate, in episode 3.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay! Linespam ready!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">yay!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Foe Hammer? Shouldn't that one break either Orcs or entire enemy units?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">hit us with it!

Ganti:<font color="#003200">170 pp, 4600 gp, 172000 sp, 39000 cp, 2 amythists (210GP total), 4 auquamarines (1800 GP total), a black pearl (600 GP), a Bloodstone (30 GP), a Brown-Green Garnet (70 GP), a Chrysoprase (40 GP), a Citrien (30 GP), 2 Deep Blue Spinals (700 GP total), a golden Yellow Topaz (400 GP), a Hemite (12 GP), a Jaspar (50 GP), a Malachite (12 GP), a Moonstone (20GP), an Obsidian (10 GP), a Peridot (20 GP), a Red-Brown Spinel (90 GP), a Rhodochrosite (13GP), a Rose Quartz (50 GP), two smokey Quartz (110 GP total), Star ruby (800 GP), 2 Violet Garnets (900 GP total), A zircon (30 GP), 10 black opals (530 GP each), an amethyst mask (500 GP), a masterful brass chest (1200 GP), a Rhodochrosite Vase (900 GP), A spylglass, 3 arcane scrolls, 3 magic oils, 2 potions, and two wands.


 * Arcalane braces

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(Either Glamdring, or the aircraft from Halo 1)

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">oh boy

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * SPITTAKE*


 * Arcalane splits that up, starts entering into spreadsheet :V

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * cough cough cough cough*

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Well, this was profitable.

Roland:<font color="#006666">so, how many days will THAT take to gem cut?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">this take is more than the US debt!

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">what's the rate on pp-&gt;gp, sp-&gt;gp, and cp-&gt;gp?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">10.

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Oooh, this is a good shiney!&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Basically:

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Months. Many, Many months.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">pp&gt;gp&gt;sp&gt;cp

Ganti:<font color="#003200">10 each.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And each transition between levels is 10x

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau looks at the arcane scrolls. Read Magic, go!

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F"> &quot;Homina homina homina homina&quot;

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">that doesn't really answer my question in a helpful manner

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So 100cp = 10sp = 1gp

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">right

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;... nice.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And 1 pp = 10gp.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Nice and decimal.


 * Espada emerges from the lootpile with the star ruby in mouth.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Hey...can you magic guys see what those wands do?&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;They just kinda lie there.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Hey, there's a ship in there!

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Joking. Lemme have a look&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;And a spyglass!&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(The black pearl!)

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;This is quite the profitable venture.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Joking aside, spyglass is pretty valuable in itself.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Like, 1000gp.

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Indeed.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * Could use a spyglass....*

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">This is the age of glass being HARD to make, still.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">
 * Detect Magic* and &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 8 + 10 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spellcraft at wands. Should work, right

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">methinks we be keepin' the spyglass for airship business. still. loot entry underway~

Roland:<font color="#006666">If you could see my eyes, they would have cash signs in them

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+14+mod = 11 + 14 + 0 = 25&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Spellcraft check!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">What ARE D&amp;D cash signs?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Just, gold pieces?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">How about we say Sandor assists me? ;3

Roland:<font color="#006666">gp, i think

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Fair x3

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">On le wands.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * is just a bunch of gold and such to him. Good for loot, but hardly any tools he can use. Hrm.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * not &quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Well, let me know what you know when you know it. Anything useful to endeavors would be nice. I know my way around a wand or two.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau hands a wand to Sandor. &quot;Eagle's splendor. Mostly used, but still good. The other is mostly full of magic missile.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau tosses the magic missile one to Roland.


 * Roland catches it, under the cloak it goes!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">This is a geology student moment. Garnet, Spinel, Peridotite, Obsidian, Zircon and Quartz are all interesting and important minerals geologically, above and beyond gemstone-ness.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(I did my project on peridot, AKA olivine)

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can't do a damn with these, anyways. Wasn't trained.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hmm. Help me with these potions.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+14+mod = 18 + 14 + 0 = 32&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Spellcraft check!

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 17 + 10 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spellcraft assist

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">More Nethack!

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Think I could use that splendor wand then?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">preliminary estimate puts us at 32,907gp or so

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">I AM NERD.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">HERE ME SNORT.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">hear*

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">You saw nothing.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Nerd with an F in english.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">
 * Modify Memory*

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That's a Bard spell.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( I'm sure you snort here too ))

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Wand~

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sure, if you want it&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Darkness. Magic weapon. Magic stone.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau puts tiny labels on each.

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Nothing useful to me, but I can use the munnies for better equipment.&quot; :.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * if no one argues, one stick gained for THIS thi....ersn of gaining gold in a reputable manner no matter hat crtain vendors say.*

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Why don't more wizards do this?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Labeling is not hard.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And it makes not poisoning yourself so much easier.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;I dunno. Back in the factory we had shit labelled.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">From a convenient micro-printing press (5gp 9sp 9cp at the Neverwinter market)

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Laziness,&quot; she muses, looking over the pile of loot. &quot;Should we move it back to the ship now, or wait until we're done here?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Paper+wax+pen.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(Order today, wizards are ready to take your Sending)

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Hmm...ma'am,my suggestion?&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;We should finish out mission first, methinks&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;The loot isn't going anywhere.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;In the line...of...work I do, always best to secure the route before transporting the...cargo.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Uh oh.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Looks like a lot of weight, there.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Potions not labeled typically because one of them is a potion they shouldn't have.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau puts big red labels on two of them.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;These two are Poison.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Anything good?&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( I thought that said 'big red lasers'. I need to sleep soon. XP ))

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( so are we just going to keep summoning horses til we can carry all the loot ))

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Might get some mileage out of poisoned arrowheads. Runnels in the head to hold more liquid?&quot; And I think so, yes.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Basically, carrying capacity no object.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Well, actually, the carrying capacity is LOTS of objects, but it's a saying.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;The one from yesterday's prob'ly poison, too.&quot;

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( what is the weight of all this anyway? ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">You forget you have a 4 legged 22 Str PC with you.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( &quot;lots&quot; ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">50gp = 1 lb, I think?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Might not be.

Espada:<font color="#990000">I could probably carry all this out in one trip, maybe two.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">&quot; The standard coin weighs about a third of an ounce (fifty to the pound). &quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( if it was all gold pieces, that would be... 658.14 pounds. ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">The weight? &quot;Lots&quot; covers it.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( not counting wands/etc. ))

Roland:<font color="#006666">... I could lift that

Ganti:<font color="#003200">The good news is that gems are LIGHT.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">4300 lb.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(of coins)

Roland:<font color="#006666">not that

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">ALL coins weigh same amount.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">7 or 8 trips for the fox.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Awp, sorry, quadruped. Only about 6.

Roland:<font color="#006666">could do it in 3 if I dragged

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It'd admittedly take, like, 20 horses at max carry limit, but it could be done.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(in one trip)

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">...

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">wait.

Espada:<font color="#990000">I could drag it in one. :P

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Back

Espada:<font color="#990000">Maybe two.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Are we still gonna, you know, secure the route so we aren't caught mid-loot?

Espada:<font color="#990000">I dunno what quadruped does to your carry capacity exactly.

Imad:<font color="#003200">Well, I'm in favor of that.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">
 * 1.5

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">For medium.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Should I try to catch up, or has nothing happened?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Mainly discussion of lootz.

Roland:<font color="#006666">mostly drooling over the loot

Roland:<font color="#006666">litterally in the fox's case

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">About... 2 tons of it.

Imad:<font color="#003200">Nothing's happened other then Lootz chat. Lots of Loot was produced.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">xD

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;So, anyway, let's go finish clearing the place before we start carrying the loot out, yeah?&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">loot = EXP ? :3

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( jk ))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Now. Loot route security. Only one place not hit yet.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">No, loot doesn't equal exp.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Right. Let's get it over with, I guess.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">((If only we could sell gold for training.))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * skitters through*

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Right, secure route for convoy. This I know.&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( there's a door south out of the room I'm in now, sillies ))

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( nevermind the hidden one ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">Is there? :.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( down here ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">So there is!

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * HALL SEARCH* &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 3 + 10 = 13&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( GREAT JOB SECURING THE ROUTE GUYS :V ))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">durrrrr

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I can't help it if the door doesn't appear.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;We have what we came for, don't we?&quot; :/

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;No.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;...you're a monk. Didn't you come here to secure enlightenment by hitting things?&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;We came to secure the temple.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;That was just random good loot I suspect&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;The loot is just a bonus.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Wazzat?

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh fuck. Just when it was looking good ...&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( temple water source, I bet ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Well, it's obviously the source of the Monestary's water.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( :E ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">:D

Flaal:<font color="#006666"> =_= &quot;This is foolish.&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">A river runs through the back and spills out into a nice pool here.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Is it clean?

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;There's the water sound source&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Guess that just leaves whatever's behind the hidden door.&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">It wouldn't be a very good water source if it wasn't clean.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...oh, that's right, I have a Swim skill.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Lap lap lap.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Tempted to check in there, but Behter'd be soaked.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( it's an underground river ))

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( THIS PLAN IS UNWISE ))

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Mmm, nice and crisp.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...wasn't a near botched swim check in the sample gaming session in the PHB?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Ayup. Undergound river=/=good to swim in.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">That's the DMG, not PHB.


 * Espada dunks her head in to clean.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Ah, right.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">hey DM

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Let's get going.&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Aye?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">if you can, maybe a group teleport to the door?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I agree.

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Ah, much better. Clean.&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">thank you good sir

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( you put Flaal on top of me :T ))

Roland:<font color="#006666">the dead thing is moving! KILL IT AGAIN!

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * checks the door...did them alarms get reset?* &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 1 + 10 = 11&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">d'oh

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Not until you did that.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Aw crap.&quot; And goes back to UNDOING the alarm. &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 8 + 12 = 20&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187; disable.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Phew. No alarm, so no alarm.&quot;

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( you breathed too hard. ALARM! ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Halaaarm (Hot Shots Part Deux)

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">or ALLLAAAAARM from Indy Jones

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, opening the door?

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * slooooow opening*

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;'Assa long hallway.&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Knowledge Dungeoneering! Or Knowledge Architectecture.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( bit over four hours since we started~ ))

Roland:<font color="#006666">12

<font color="#006666">Knowledge(Dungeoneering) check!

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;... This is not part of the original monestary.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">Spot check down the hall! &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 19 + 10 = 29&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Quick as he is, his eyes better be quicker. What's that??? &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 10 + 9 = 19&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Them little ears hear plenty, I tell you. &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 9 + 11 = 20&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Not, is it. That's... interesting.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">:.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then .. what the hell is it a part of ?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Bad news.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Some kind of statue down there. At least, I assume it is... it's certainly not moving that I can see.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Well, we'll never know if we just stand around here.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Let's go.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Indeed. Weapons drawn, everyone.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;I'm sure it wouldn't have anything at all to do with Imad's target...&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * hallway check &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 6 + 10 = 16&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;*

Roland:<font color="#006666">too late, rolling boulder

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">laaaaaag

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( slow down you two e_e ))


 * Flaal Listens &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 4 + 8 = 12&#160;  &#187;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Can't move.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">:T

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Telling a celestial hyperactive fox to slow down?

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( gm locked us again ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">:B

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">uh oh

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( which means, YOU ACTIVATED HIS TRAP CARD! ))

<font color="#0000ff">Ganti is disconnected.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Not my fault you're all so sloooooooow.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Trap backfires!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">noooo

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">he locked us AND disconnected!

Flaal:<font color="#006666">sneaky!

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">player movement doesn't seem to be locked under the Tool menu :T

<font color="#0000ff">Ganti has connected.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Yay!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Wilkommen Bak.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay! Anyway, as I was trying to say before maptool decided it hated me... I was trying to be nice and let you avoid some actual traps, but given that you ran over the first two before even rolling... Sucks to be you.


 * Arcalane slowclap

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">wha.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">figures :P

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I have trapfinding, and uncanny dodge... besides, don't we get a roll?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">If you stop to search.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">But SOMEBODY was barging ahead.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Mardak -did- search.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">If you stop and search. You just bolted down the corridor.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Not soon enough.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">he did one search when you were already tearing ahead.

Espada:<font color="#990000">&gt;:|

Roland:<font color="#006666">alright, taking all bets! How many tails will the fox lose?

VAE:<font color="#000000">are we tokenlocked?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">It's a three hundred foot hallway built by something that takes &quot;Paranoid insanity&quot; to new hights! Of course it's trapped. And yes, you are.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It was?

VAE:<font color="#000000">also ,why is everything so laggy, when I'm fracking running the server

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">VBL derpery, I suspect

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ganti should use only rectangular ones, mostly

Ganti:<font color="#003200">I only use rectangualar ones.


 * Ganti has a few circular ones, but they're not on this map.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Clear them to the west of the door, perhaps?

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( whatsa VBL? ))

Roland:<font color="#006666">Vision Break Line

Roland:<font color="#006666">stops us from seeing past the rooms

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Visual Blocking Layer.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( ah ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Then you might have used an unholy fuckton

VAE:<font color="#000000">or excess light sources

VAE:<font color="#000000">tried setting off light?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Light's turned off.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">that was the first thing turned off, back when Saph was having issues

RAM:<font color="#990000">Or your computer just sucks.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I'm running Maptools with a full gig of memory and I have no lag.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'm running the friggin' server x3

Roland:<font color="#006666">silence! let the traps sping!

RAM:<font color="#990000">That doesn't help if your computer is shite.

VAE:<font color="#000000">it has about 2GB of RAM

RAM:<font color="#990000">Your computer is shite.

VAE:<font color="#000000">My computer has served me well for 4 years now

RAM:<font color="#990000">Your computer is shite.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">ladies, behave

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">RAM, stop repeating yourself like an ass

VAE:<font color="#000000">He's random access memory. He can go and wipe x3

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay! When you pass ten feet down the corridor, a tile sinks into the floor and a lound ringiing noise fills the entire monestary. This is acompanied by a grinding noise as yet another secret door swings open. Those still in the entrance hall are soon wishing they weren't as...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...crap.

Roland:<font color="#006666">oh hey

Roland:<font color="#006666">nice heads

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">uhm...run.

Hydra Zombie:<font color="#003200">This fellow is revealed, the restraints coming off and it stepping forwards.

Espada:<font color="#990000">...A Hydra?

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;What was that noise&quot;?

Roland:<font color="#006666">who does your make-up?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Aw diddle-die-damn.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hydra!&quot;

Hydra Zombie:<font color="#003200">It's taking a little bit of time to get the restaints fully off... You have one move action.

Roland:<font color="#006666">so, agreement to run is in order?

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;And did you just not bloody look at the floor? We spent an hour last time to check the room back there, and you don't take ten seconds to-&quot; he's ranting constantly as he nocks an arrow.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( Talking's still a free action? ))

Arcalane: <font color="#3399">(( always XP ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Run, which way are you planning?

Hydra Zombie:<font color="#003200">At the moment.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Off to the S and W? Hey.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Into the corridors!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It's too wide!

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Emperor's bowels. . . . what are we doing here, and why are we here. Why are we still here. Let's get the fuck out!&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">The lizard is way ahead of you, Sandor.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Didn't they mention it?

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;You want to run the other way, be my guest! I get your share!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Or am I being a fail again?

Arcalane: <font color="#3399">(( mention -what-? ))

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;In here, quick!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hydra

VAE:<font color="#000000">I might need more tea

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lots more tea

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">You can friggin' SEE it.

Hydra Zombie:<font color="#003200">Yes, they mentioned me. And you can see me.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It's a giant monster roaring as it comes through an opening secret door, and it's fifteen feet away.

VAE:<font color="#000000">. ..

Hydra Zombie:<font color="#003200">Hi~

VAE:<font color="#000000">I missed the token completely

Flaal:<font color="#006666">xD


 * Arcalane slowclap.


 * VAE scutters away in shame

Roland:<font color="#006666">anyone else remembering it has a range of 15 feet? atleast?

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Right. Do we try and fight that thing, using the corridor mouth as a bottleneck, or just get going away from it?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">We can assume Sandor was scared enough he froze, then almost ran the wrong way.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * Ugh if SHE was here, she'd be slapping him silly right now.* &quot;Oy, foxy, gimme half a click, need to check every square I can. If whoever made this is THIS paranoid, no tellin how many more traps we could spring. IF we go forward that is&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * facepalm*

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . . . &quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;It.. it's still here, is it?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;No, they just like to scare you then run off, YES ITS STILL HERE

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Right. I can hold it off, for a little bit at least.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Yep, behind you and smelling of nothing appetizing.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Well, I suppose this is going to complicate things.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;So, stand and fight, snipe with ranged from out of its' range, or run?&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Should we INIT?

Hydra Zombie:<font color="#003200">It's only got five heads... but that's five too many. There's some obvious gaping wounds in it's sides... That thing is dead.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">also, hey, bonus exp :D

Roland:<font color="#006666">well

Espada:<font color="#990000">Hyrdas get an attack for each head, don't they?

Roland:<font color="#006666">good thing the archer has 1700 arrows

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Roland:<font color="#006666">whittle it to death

VAE:<font color="#000000">full attack

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaa, ye

VAE:<font color="#000000">Butcher strategy

Espada:<font color="#990000">&gt;:|

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;Imad, would a dead hydra still be considered a hydra?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">I think its a zombie with all of the hydra's abilities.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">That's my guess too :(

Sandor:<font color="#000000">all of them ? argh halp

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Hydra + Zombie Template. :V

Roland:<font color="#006666">just a question, how many rations do we have? We might be stuck here for a while

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahah

VAE:<font color="#000000">Week later, Behter still flinging arrows and horses

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . we can eat horses

VAE:<font color="#000000">and burning hands can char-grill

Roland:<font color="#006666">and water?

Roland:<font color="#006666">we gonna drink blood to survive?

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">Cleric.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Create Water

VAE:<font color="#000000">cleric

Roland:<font color="#006666">that works

VAE:<font color="#000000">(create lemonade would be handy *brick'd*

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">or you could just burninghands the hydra. I'm sure even you could manage to hit its low touch AC. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">x3

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;To a certain extent... Zombie's don't normally keep most of the traits they had when they're alive, so we should be... somewhat better off then if it was just a hydra... unless it's one of those prototype things the... wolves... were...&quot; He pauses, trailing off. &quot;When I get my hands on whoever let those things out I'm going to keel haul them! The Wolves were the experement! That's the real deal.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Burning hands is an area spell you butt

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And a short range one at that.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hhe. I recall the zombie minotaur in Akellon

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">My point stands.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron dispatched it with a cure crit. From 1 HP x3

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Huh?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also lol

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">If you miss that with burning hands... |P

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;Well-then...&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * decides to check the floor nearest him &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 8 + 10 = 18&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 18 + 8 = 26&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

Roland:<font color="#006666">So, any of the melee guys feeling gutzy? Other then flaal who can get in and out.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Well...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Can he? It's got long necks.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( good question ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">If the damn thing didn't have five freaking attacks I could just Wall of Blades it et infinitum.

Roland:<font color="#006666">he has a move of 40, he can get in and out of 15 feet threat

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( I don't think it triggers AoOs ))

Roland:<font color="#006666">if it is 15 feet. gods help us if its more

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;....&quot; Well. That's a telling silence. &quot;You... didn't happen... to say there was a statue of some sort in that room we're heading towards, did you?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I did.&quot;

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( Reach is 10. ))

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Why?&quot; :.

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;... Lovely. Trapped in between a super zombie hydra and a brain-in-a-jar.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like we give a fuck about a statue with *that* in front of us&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;x/&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;....figures.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Well, it's too big to fit in the corridor. We can just assault the brain, can't we?&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;Let's not alert the statue to our predicament...&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;The brains are just controllers, right? So even if we kill it THAT is going to still be here.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;The statue is the Brain?&quot; :.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Or just shoot the hydra until it dies, and then be done, if there's no time pressure.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Just so you know, I'm having Bran throw you off his ship when we end up there.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Who? The fox or the tiny thing?&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Why me?!&quot; D:

Roland:<font color="#006666">you get a stare for that

Roland:<font color="#006666">a long long stare

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't think there'll be enough of us left for him to throw, unless he's got a shovel.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Less talking, more addressing the situation.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;We could try hitting it with everything we've got, then rest up. Or press on and hope killing this... brain will deal with it somehow.&quot; :T

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;I imagine the brain may be easier to deal with than the Hydra.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;uhh.. if we kill the brain, it might just go rabid&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;We are trying to decide HOW to address the situation, you short skink in a skirt!&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm not so sure. &quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Unless there is a hidden exit past the brai.... Wouldn't someone this paranoid HAVE a hidden exit?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Tell you what. You distract the hydra, we'll go and take on the brain.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;There's the brain, and the hydra and the brain is clearly the boss of the situation.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;More than likely&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;The Zombie... Will mostly be time consuming, but if we stay here we'll be fine. The Brain... Is nasty. But if we can locate the compartment it's hiding in, it should go down relatively quickly.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Therefore, I doubt killing it will be a cakewalk&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;If killing the brain doesn't do anything, it's not got anything worse.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;We may as well see if the brain solves this problem, because it sure as taxes won't be the other way around.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;That. . .doesn't sound that bad&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;If it's in the statue, I can find it...rather quickly.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Just demolish the statue.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nose? ... ah&quot;

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( is it possible for a creature to tear through walls to make a larger hole for itself? ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">it is, but hard

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Yes.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">If it can do enough damage to break stone, yes. But walls have a LOT of HP.

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Do you particually want to die abruptly when it destroys your mind in a single attack? No? Me either.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">((My bet? It will just COLLAPSE the walls. And cut us off from the loot))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I love that this entire discussion is taking place with the snapping jaws of the hydra a few feet from the westernmost party member.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;You will find my mental defenses more then adequate.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">Indeed, for a bit I thought Sau was in range and ganti was typing up his death message

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;If not, there'll be one less person for the horses and water.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Right, if you lot are going to keep arguing I'll go ahead. Hey, shorty, I know a thing or two about finding traps, I'll check your work.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(I have trapfinding, but no trained Search. It's &quot;a thing or two&quot;, but not much more - Aid Another.)

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;It'll be just our luck if this hallway gets wider somehow&quot; :/

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * gives a nod, and starts making sure each inch is safe.* (if possible, taking 20s. If not, then...well....let me know to roll)

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or if the hydra gets smaller.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399"> &quot;Shame Blair probably can't her armour down here...&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I can pass a DC 10 check on taking ten, so I'll do that for all aid anothers.

Imad:<font color="#003200">Not possible to take twenties. You've kinda got a hydra on one end, and a brain in a jar at the other.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">and if 20s allowed, with the aid other, that'd be 32

Imad:<font color="#003200">That's... pretty pressuring, I'd say.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">ok

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . but we have all the time we want

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( in theory, yes ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">You have to have NO CHANCE OF FAILURE with a Take 20.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( in practice, no ))

Roland:<font color="#006666">in reality sooner or later the hydra WILL do something to get at us

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Well, no PENALTY ON and no pressure.

VAE:<font color="#000000">True. . but that's dependant on nature of the task

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Finding traps.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">IF fail, goes off.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Then. ..

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That's enough.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wouldn't allow a 20, ever

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 1 + 10 = 11&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">not just not now

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">AK LK:DVNKsjbdv;azlksbsipdaebrva; bavhl fa b

Espada:<font color="#990000">Fuck.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Nice start.

Roland:<font color="#006666">so

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Roland:<font color="#006666">next trap? 2nd hydra

VAE:<font color="#000000">How many 1s this session?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">7

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Release... the BEARS.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Actually,I could just use horses.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">not the bears!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Send them ahead.

Roland:<font color="#006666">Zombie Bisons

Roland:<font color="#006666">10 of em

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So... operation &quot;Horse trap soak&quot;?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">lol

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh Bast

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yes/no?

VAE:<font color="#000000">yes x3

Imad:<font color="#003200">Well, the good news is that it was another allarm.

Imad:<font color="#003200">The bad news is that you set it off.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">badnews?

Espada:<font color="#990000">Bad news?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">oh frig

Flaal:<font color="#006666">:3

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Right, summonin'. Horses go ahead. Alarms don't matter, we already triggered one.

Roland:<font color="#006666">now mister Brain knows we are here as well! yay!

VAE:<font color="#000000">. ..

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Friggin' LAG.

VAE:<font color="#000000">if there's an explosive trap

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Horse steak.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Medium rare.

VAE:<font color="#000000">tunnel = = fallendown we = = fucked

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Not necessarily.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And not the whole tunnel.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">They don't do that.

VAE:<font color="#000000">section of it

Ganti:<font color="#003200">So... sending the horse on ahead?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Point is, it'd leave us with hydra

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And so? Would you build a trap that permanently sealed you in?

Roland:<font color="#006666">not true VAE! I'm sure if we throw Sandor at it the rest of us will have enough time to get away

VAE:<font color="#000000">If I was a lich?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why not

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sealed me in a rather large place

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">In that case, we see just how many horses we need to kill before one of you mages learns fireball from the XP.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fair XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Go ahead

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Right-o.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">:05 lagcheck?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So, yes, horse ahead I think.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">:05.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, I'm not lagging, and you've stopped lagging.

Roland:<font color="#006666">... could we really get XP from killing our own horses? :P

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Dunno, but it was a good quip.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Besides, the Cleric can memorize Stone Shape or something of that nature.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Or, if no choice, we could actually fight the thing.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">So horse goes on ahead, triping on a few sinking in traps... which don't appear to do anything. Now what's it's will save value?

Roland:<font color="#006666">Cause I can totally see us taking turns to shove horses off the ship for XP during the entire trip

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahaah

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">+2

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahaha

Animal_Horse_Pull_White 1:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 8 + 2 = 10&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">THis will be like in Neverending Story. The sphinxes grilling the horse

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Horse has strong will! (Better than some low level characters!)

Ganti:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;2d10 = 12&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Akellon had, for the longest time, Venezuela the mule dealing more damage than party members

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 15 + 10 = 25&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; Spot. Can I see what's going on?

VAE:<font color="#000000">due to superlucky rolls and good breeding

Ganti:<font color="#003200">That horse is in a LOT of pain.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">brb

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Meh, I have more. Right, looks safe.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Famous last words.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomming this.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Should we send more horses?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seriously, I love Behter's attitude to horses as cheap consumer goods

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">hahahahaa

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;When one has a hammer. Every issue becomes a nail.&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">you know, if we do that horse toss thing, we might just go Evil collectively

VAE:<font color="#000000">When one owns a horse. ..

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I mean, it just started bleeding from every orifice... but, you know. Cheap horse.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Well, if it seems clear, then there's no point in sending more.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Second one in case it resets, or should we just go?&quot;


 * Mardak grumbles and seems to be fighting himself.

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Just be careful of the Brain down at the end.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">glad everyone with good alignment seems perfectly fine using horses as bleeding tools

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;And should I send a few to distract the Hydra - uh-oh.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;More horses, I guess&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F"> &quot;Imad do you muummble&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Technically, they're magical constructs.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It's the Mount spell.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just. . .don't horse around too much.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">But, you know. Very good magical constructs.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;What did I say about puns?&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;That I shall do them with impunity.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Either that, or there's some vast herd in the Beastlands which is having a bad year.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(Gradually withering away... sorry.)

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;That you'll get left behind if you keep that up.&quot; :T

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh Bast

VAE:<font color="#000000">He must go through so many

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Withers

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;I think we chuck him at the hydra. I'm willing to bet he gives it indigestion. Somehow.&quot;


 * Mardak grits his teeth, before spitting out. &quot;Imad. How far does that brain attack reach?&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">He killed five of them riding to the town you met him in. Well, broke them.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;So .. if I'll be an ass I'll get left behind&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;All for chucking to the hydra?&quot; Raises hand

Imad:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 2 + 8 = 10&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">back

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...bugger

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;... Can't be that far. We're obviously out of it's range.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That moment when the NPC rolls a two.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;I still have those fire spells. I guess I'd give the hydra heartburn&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Must resist urge to mechanically metagame...

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;You sure about that?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Serious, a second, anyone? ... please?&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Is it getting to you from here?&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Chucking what to the hydra?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;More horses.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;You should know the answer by now.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Pretty sure. I mean they didn't really cover BiaJ's much other then &quot;Avoid&quot;.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">horses

Roland:<font color="#006666">horses everywhar

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah, thought I'd skip ahead a bit, and enact the horse based operations queued.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Well we don't have much of a choice in the matter. Go deal with this brain thing. I'll keep an eye on this bastard. GO!&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Huh. I think we know where that little jar is. It's in the statue's head - there's a hole, and some glass.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Hm. Then...suppose we just stay out of it's range, and take it from there. If stuck in a statue, then it can't move. Provided it is just a statue and not some horrible magical-technological monstrosity that a brain inhabits&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;At any rate, we're getting nowhere standing here. Let me take point, I should be able to throw off anything it can throw at me.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Hell, I think it's in range!&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;THEN SHUT UP AND GET MOVING!&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Mine, not its'.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 17 + 4 = 21&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">??

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( And that hits! ))

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">(That's with range penalties)

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">...wow.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Ooor Behter can just arrow it and we're done.

Imad:<font color="#003200">Roll damage.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d8+4 = 6 + 4 = 10&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">xD

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;If it's just me, I do have to worry about my ammunition. So you can't necessarily sit back and let me do all the work...&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">congrats! you just destroyed the giant gem we were going to get for killing the brain

Roland:<font color="#006666">nice job

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Sorry, I didn't know gems were so fragile a single arrow at 2 range increments could destroy them.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Ayup. That's a nice, solid hit. Quite a bit of fluid of some sort leaks out... and now you can hear a frenzied ranting INSIDE YOUR HEAD. Apparently, it's not taking your attack too well. And Imad wasn't joking about those things being psionic...

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * clutches his head, ow*

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Haha! It seems we have annoyed it!&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;My turn.&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( Quick! Before it starts reciting Hamlet! ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">You want roll init, or can I just go on ahead?

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oww, fuck. it's worse than when Arpad got stepped on&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Just go on ahead.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Sure, sure. Should keep it distracted. Feel free to knock a horse over if it's in the way.&quot;


 * Espada ignores the mental screaming and charges!

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Die!&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Espada? Make a will save.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">FYI, I was asked to roll a spot check, and, well... best time for a 20 ever. That's how I spotted the brain.

Espada:<font color="#990000">The orange diamond over Espada's Third Eye Chakra glows, and for a single moment her mental focus approaches perfection. Moment of Perfect Clarity &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 16 + 13 = 29&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Concentration Check, replacing will save!

Roland:<font color="#006666">If a fox becomes mind controlled in a crypt, does it still groom?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">There are limits to mind control.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Slaughter loved ones, fine. Not take care of fur?

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Nice try, brain.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">We are loved ones?

Roland:<font color="#006666">Lawful Good. Anyone not evil is a loved one.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">No,

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Unless you're a paladin.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">that's freindly stupid.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Where it's everyone not lawful good needs to die.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And no.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Sauriv - no, they're not cleansers. They punish evil, not the innocent.

VAE:<font color="#000000">x3

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I know it's Meany, but I look at the name tag...

VAE:<font color="#000000">Unless they're paladins of freedom. Theny they just make a mess of things

Espada:<font color="#990000">Espada swings Ragilronyo in an upward slash, the blade cutting through the stone of the statue like warm butter and demolishing it! &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 4 + 15 = 19&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;2d8+2d6+1d6+9 = 5 + 10 + 4 + 9 = 28&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage, ignoring all hardness and DR!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Well, good thing statues have -5 to AC from 0 dex.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Without that, I'd be slightly worried...

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Well, you've taken out one of it's legs. Good for you.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...heh.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">lol

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Go for the other one!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Then it'll fall down and you can hit the torso!

Espada:<font color="#990000">Question, AP in this game grants another standard action, right?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Nope. +1d6 to any d20 roll.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Or am I thinking something else entirely?

Espada:<font color="#990000">Ah, right.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">It may be down a leg, but it's definitely not 'armless.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Hey. While she is doing that, should the magic slingers start burning the Hyrda thing?&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Will not negate crit failure.

Roland:<font color="#006666">I think you mean Haste

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Action Points in some games do that, not this one.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">That's a Path thing, mm.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">More archery?

VAE:<font color="#000000">here they are more of Inaction Points

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Sure, go for it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">because nobody ever spends any

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">Now inside slightly shorter range, so &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 13 + 6 = 19&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 6 + 4 = 10&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187;

Roland:<font color="#006666">Wee cleric did

Ganti:<font color="#003200">And that's... also a hit, if barely. The voice in your head SCREAMS in agony, then goes silent. The hydra's still doing it's best to get at you, though.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;It...went silent&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Aww, I was hoping to break more things.

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Could be good. Or bad.&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( smash the head just to be on the safe side XP ))

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Well, that shut it up by the sounds of it. Hey, go ahead and smash it to bits, can't be too careful.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Fair enough.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( forget the head. Smash everything. ))

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Hydra's still standing!&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;And, well, hydra's still going - but it was worth a try. Now we can concentrate on that.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Don't forget to recover the corpse, if you can.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Espada continues to Mountain Hammer the statue until it's reduced to rubble.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;We need to prove it was a brain in a jar to get the bounty.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Further.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Good lord, imagine what that was like from the brain's POV!

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Will the sorcerer just use scorching ray on the hydra already?!

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Or something?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau offhandly points at the hydra, if we're not doing init.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">(HAHAHAHA)

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...is that a horse? Did a horse wander into the - OW!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tell him to? X3

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Are these horses in melee with the hydra? XP

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">No, they're in the hydra.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">As in, food.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6 = 5&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6 = 3&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It was a distraction.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Two lights of lunia blasting the hydra.

VAE:<font color="#000000">The sorcerer was hard at work concentrating on making puns to avoid thinking of the hydra

Hydra Zombie:<font color="#003200">The horses are busy being torn apart by the hydra.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Hey. I hope that that thing isn't Mother Brain.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahah

Espada:<font color="#990000">Statue demolished?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">After the hydra's dead it will be.

Kiera:<font color="#003399"> &quot;S'pose I could shoot it, doubt that'd achieve much..&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Right. Now, come fight the forces of H.Y.D.R.A.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau then polevaults over Kiera with his staff, and snaps his fingers in the air, assuming no one else moves to help.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's. . . not a bad idea.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Does....anyone have a tinier crossbow or somethin I could borrow? Wasn't the best shot, but could let me do SOMETHING&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">-Very- briefly, a fire-themed diagram of red and orange appears in the air, before vanishing, and a blast of fire erupting from where it was.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">
 * turns around* &quot;Hey, buy a shortbow or something. I have the ammo.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Horse collateral.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;4d6 = 16&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Fire damage.

Hydra Zombie:<font color="#003200">Both beams of flight sear into the hydra... not doing anywhere near their full potential. Said hydra is regenerating like those wolves were.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Crispy!

Sandor:<font color="#000000">The sorcerer closes his eyes for a moment, hands crossed on his chest, then spreads them forth. &quot;BURN!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 10 + 6 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; on Hydra

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Might need to...As said, wasn't the best shot....&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Oh right.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Touch attack.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Ranged touch

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">:C

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Sau, move over for a second.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Hey, Espada! This thing's regenerating! Want to hit it?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Like, in the faces?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Preferably the necks?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . why did I read, Like, in the feces.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Because I only have so many arrows.&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( because you're terrible ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">and thought, &quot;that's where we kinda are&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">pulls his cloak wide open as a great burst of noxious smelling liquid spews forth in a line, burning and melting everything it touches.

<font color="#006666">33

<font color="#006666">Acid damage to all entities in the line, Reflex DC 15 to half.

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;I'm wary of getting into biting range.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That poor horse.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Also, what the hell is under your cloak, and what did you DO.

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;I wouldn't be able to parry that many attacks all at once.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Well, chop off a neck or two, you're the one with the big sword.&quot;

Hydra Zombie:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 15 + 3 = 18&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Reflex

Roland:<font color="#006666">damn

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Why parry when you can dodge?&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, what was Sandor's damage?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">The sorcerer closes his eyes for a moment, hands crossed on his chest, then spreads them forth. &quot;BURN!&quot; &#171;&#160;1d20+6 = 10 + 6 = 16&#160;&#187; for &#171;&#160;4d6 = 12&#160;&#187; on Hydra

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(quoted)


 * Flaal spring attacks &#171; &#160;1d20 + 5 + 2 = 9 + 5 + 2 = 16&#160;  &#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8 + 2 = 7 + 2 = 9&#160;  &#187; Damage

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">DODGE!

Hydra Zombie:<font color="#003200">It's obviously not doing too well... More then half it's healt is down.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">(/Piccolo)

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print"> &quot;This will probably hurt...&quot;


 * Espada bounds forward!

Imad:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 1 + 6 = 7&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; doing &#171;  &#160;2d8 = 9&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; damage.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">BACKFLIPS! Tumble check! &#171; &#160;1d20+4+4+2 = 7 + 4 + 4 + 2 = 17&#160; <font color="#003399">&#187; vs 15

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Ranged Touch attack. &#171; &#160;1d6 = 4&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; damage!

Kiera:<font color="#003399">No attack of opportunity for you, big guy.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Hydra confused and saddened by enemy. They not playing by rules.


 * Mardak sticks to the back...feeling useless in battle. Though...He grabs that potion of undead hiding, and drinks!

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">will 11 for at least Imad

Hydra Zombie:<font color="#003200">???

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Very bare bones diagram, featuring a skull composed out of geometric shapes, a circle, and several runes.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( hey, we don't even seem to be tracking init properly so :V ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ceiling Hydra is watching you handwave

Imad:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 9 + 6 = 15&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&#171; StrDamBonus = floor(StrMod*1.5) = StrDamBonus = floor(3 * 1.5) = 4

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; hitroll=1d20 = hitroll = 20 = 20

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; critroll=1d20 = critroll = 13 = 13

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; damroll=1d10 = damroll = 10 = 10

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; critdam=1d10 = critdam = 3 = 3

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; OtherBonus1 = OB1 = OtherBonus1 = 0 = 0

<font color="#003399">&#187;&#171; OtherBonus2 = OB2 = OtherBonus2 = 0 = 0

<font color="#003399">&#187;-->Two-hand swinging BFS at Z. Hydra. Hit Roll: 20+4+3+0+1 = 28. CRIT THREAT! 10+4+0+1 = 15 slashing damage if it hits! (Crit Confirm? : 13+4+3+0+1 = 21) / (Crit Damage: 3+4+0+1 = 8) (Total Damage: 15 + 8 = <font color="red" size="4">23! <font color="#003399"> slashing damage!

Espada:<font color="#990000">Ragilronyo takes a chunk out of the wall as it carves through, then carves through the Hydra!, &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 5 + 15 = 20&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;2d8+2d6+1d6+9 = 8 + 6 + 2 + 9 = 25&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage, all ignoring DR and Hardness!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Most of us are out of it's posssible damage range, basically.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">orrrr....he...just...wastes it. Blast.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">And Kiera's blow topples it!

Espada:<font color="#990000">Well then. :B


 * Mardak nearly spits out potion. Damn.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">yay! :D

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Well, that was fun. Now, let's go pick up the loot and the bits of smashed brainjar and go have a wash.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * potion out the nose, that could be painful*

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Baths are one of the things civilization got entirely right.&quot;


 * Mardak goes to get the brain.


 * Kiera casually sheathes her bastard sword, finishing the same motion she used to finish the beast. &quot;Now that is how it's done.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Right, someone grab the brain. The rest of us start packing the horses with the valuables.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Replacements on the way.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Brain is where?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Waaaay off to the right.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Well, as Espada abandoned smashing the statue to fight the hydra, brain's still out of reach.

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;That was pretty impressive, Kiera.&quot; :B

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Horses 'n' loot, horses 'n' loot~

Espada:<font color="#990000">Fine, then.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Back to smashing!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Should be enough.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Two minutes' worth.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Could...oh hi, miss foxy. Was about to ask about you.&quot;

Sandor: <font color="#0">(( *does alienguy impresssion* CATS ))

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Flaal?&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Don't worry, I'll make quick work of this.&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( I gots mad skills. Problem? ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">And Espada proceeds to completely demolish the statue.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Could you head back to the ship, give a preliminary report, and request help getting all this stuff back on board?&quot;

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( no you don't silly. Your no cleric. ))


 * Flaal nods

Sandor:<font color="#000000">She demolishes the statue. With some mayonnaise and a salad

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * goes to get the brain. And stares at it.* &quot;Damned thing.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">I assume it doesn't take long for her to reduce it to rubble. :B

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Since moving the horse tokens would be a nightmare, can we just assume it is done?

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * packs it up, somehow.*

VAE:<font color="#000000">hehh

VAE:<font color="#000000">bugger

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( that would be the most prudent course of action, yes ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">After wehich, she goes to help with the loot.

VAE:<font color="#000000">sandor could have prestidigitatd or magehanded thre brain

Espada:<font color="#990000">She can carry more than the horses, after all.


 * Kiera heads up with Flaal to update the Captain and make sure the ship is ready to receive phat lewt.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">They have numbers on their side.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">No, it doesn't take her long to reduce it to ruble.

Espada:<font color="#990000">He could have, yeah.

VAE:<font color="#000000">but. . .ugh, Lagging gain and to o trired tobe arsed anyways

Espada:<font color="#990000">But this way is so much more satisfying.


 * Flaal steps outside and raises a hand in greeting

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">arcalane=espada yes?

Kiera:<font color="#003399">nnnno

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That be Ram.

???: <font color="#3200">(( RAM's Espada. ))

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">damnit

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;Salutations.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Silly.

Roland:<font color="#006666">so, can we assume we all make back to the ship?

Flaal:<font color="#006666">xD

Flaal:<font color="#006666">No :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">what's with the horsde

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Come on you silly animals. No, it's not too heavy, it would take at least ten more pounds to make your spine collapse.&quot;

???:<font color="#003200">&quot;Greetings.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">They are carrying the treasure. Or, some of it at lwast.

VAE:<font color="#000000">who and wheere is that

Flaal:<font color="#006666">DM, are these guys as armed as their tokens??

???: <font color="#3200">(( ... Okay, what the hell. Wrong person being impersonated. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Entrance hall.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(VAE)

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Whozzat?&quot; :.

????:<font color="#003200">&quot;Greetings.&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( and then everyone wanders over like a pack of lost puppies XP ))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Ohhh...joy. More undead folk.&quot; Muttered under his breath.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF"> &quot;Danger, Danger Will Robinson!&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+mod = 4 + 11 + 0 = 15&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Knowledge Arcana check!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Midn moving tokens ?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">On dees people.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F"> &quot;Who?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Right, come on, come on. Look, you're supposed to be trained, can't you carry a simple pack?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because i'm laging mapwise

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">(harranguing the horses)

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;We have completed the Sultanate-mandated safety inspection of these premises&quot;

????:<font color="#003200">&quot;...&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;Everything looks to be in order here.&quot;


 * Espada trots up from behind the group.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF"> &quot;It's something the humans would say when one of their people was approaching something that could kill them.&quot;


 * Roland is helping with the loot, even if that means dealing with the mass horses

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah. Hmmm, should we just assume the horsde is there? It might cause maplag.

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Uh, hello?&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&gt;&gt;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Horsde swapped into local memory.

Espada:<font color="#990000">...

Espada:<font color="#990000">:o

Espada:<font color="#990000">:O

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;Did you have any concerns you'd like for me to report?&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">oh this should be interesting

Espada:<font color="#990000"> :D

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Good god.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">wat

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(badum-tish)

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print"> &quot;SAMARA!&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;8/&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399"> &quot;...ohhhhhh. Personal inspection, huh.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">... thats smara? ... ew.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">God of undead, remember

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Hm.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">The other is disregarded for now as Espada bounds up to Espada, all five tails wagging, and TACKLES HIM! :D

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">espada bounds up to espada?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau stiffens...

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">And slowly backs away.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Samara.

Espada:<font color="#990000">

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( hey look, when you're hundreds or thousands of years old, you probably won't look so good either. ))

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Right, what's going on?&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">samara bounds up to espada? Now I'm just plain worried

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( true, but this is the person I see Espada licking constantly... ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">Oh hush you know what I meant.


 * Samara the Eternal is apparently tackled by an old friend...

Espada:<font color="#990000">And here come the lickinz!

????:<font color="#003200">At which point you now have this fellows scythe to your throat.

????:<font color="#003200">&quot;Back away.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">The other one merely gets a glare. &gt;:|

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">oooh...even if it is Dangerous, I should act IC, right?

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;You back away!&quot; &gt;:O

VAE:<font color="#000000">you should


 * Kiera just... sighs. Oh dear.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;The hell. Why is the foxy lady being threatened by someone with an enormous scythe?&quot;


 * VAE should probably take a nap or something.

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;I have not seen Samara for over four thousand years! If I wanna glomp the shit outta him, then I damn well shall!&quot; &gt;:|

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 1 + 2 = 3&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; to know a damned thing about theology.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Oy!&quot; Sickle blade under the sythe handle &quot;Keep them pointies away from the foxy lady. She ain't hurtin no one.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;So, these are, what? Groupies?&quot;


 * Samara the Eternal blinks. Or at least his eye flickers. &quot;....&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">you know who else had such religion skill Saph? Candlestand

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF"> &quot;Archmage in there.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That was untrained int...

????:<font color="#003200">&quot;That is what you believe.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">ohh

VAE:<font color="#000000">thought it's +2 x3

Espada:<font color="#990000">Candlestand? And relation to Candleja-

Roland:<font color="#006666"> &quot;Really?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">yes, RAM

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">wait where'd ram go?

Espada:<font color="#990000">x3

Samara the Eternal:<font color="#003200">&quot;....&quot; He mutters something under his breath. &quot;......&quot;

Samara the Eternal:<font color="#003200">&quot;.... Let her pass. She won't hurt me.&quot;

????:<font color="#003200">&quot;My lord!&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Okay... I didn't know you still had fans after four thousand years or whatever it was. They must be dedicated.&quot;


 * Espada sticks her tongue out at the unnamed one. :P

Samara the Eternal:<font color="#003200">&quot;Oh, I know her. She's... Exactly who she say she is.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * once the scythe is away, the sickle goes away*

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Is that why they became undead? So they could keep up with the newsletter?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF"> &quot;Really really.&quot;

Samara the Eternal:<font color="#003200">&quot;If... Dramatically weakened.&quot;


 * Kiera quite insistently stops anyone else from getting themselves involved in this mess, using one arm. No closer, hordeboy. :T

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Don't remind me.&quot; &gt;:

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;What is it? Isn't it just some fans?&quot;

????:<font color="#003200">&quot;... Very well.&quot; Scythe is lifted.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">fun fact.

Espada:<font color="#990000">GLOMP ATTACK TAKE TWO!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">The sickle was the original tool of Mr. Death.


 * ???? isn't undead, by the way.

VAE:<font color="#000000">he's a goth!

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;And that's kind of a cool scythe.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666"> &quot;Should we start looking for that hidden exit then?&quot;


 * VAE points finger and laughs

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I mean, war scythes are a bit different, but...&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Your costume needs work-&quot; is probably sat on by Kiera to prevent too many faux-pas

Kiera:<font color="#003399"> &quot;Just shut up before you make even more of an ass out of yourself,&quot; she hisses.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">
 * sickle is indeed gone under that cloak of his, but he remains wary of the green armored thing. Undead gets a bodyguard, nice foxy should get one too.*

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;*Samara it's so good to see you it's been way too long how are you what's happened the last four thousand years you don't look like you've aged a day-&quot; etc.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF"> &quot;Not yet. Chase instinct might activate.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(Hey, he critfailed his religion roll untrained. As far as he was concerned, they were fans.)

Espada:<font color="#990000">All the while Samara gets a lickinz attack.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF"> &quot;Let's see if he savages Espada first.&quot;


 * Samara the Eternal is burried under affectionite fox goddess thing.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Affectionite: mineral that likes you.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahah

Roland:<font color="#006666">so, get a thousand affectionite, then tell em your youtube videos?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">You could say it's highly attractive. A magnetic personality, almost.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(it's &quot;affectionate&quot;.)

Samara the Eternal:<font color="#003200">&quot;Okay, okay! Good too see you too, old friend. Who's the overly agressive gnome with no sense of self preservation?&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">if it matters, how much does that brain weigh?

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Oh, that's Mardak. I think he's a fan.&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">overly aggressive? He's not the one to stick sythes at throats, just pushing them away :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">Inquisitor Steelsprocket *brick'd*

Samara the Eternal: <font color="#3200">(( 25 pounds for glass, preservatives and brain... so much less then that. ))

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">hmmm...that could be a good disguise name *shot*

Samara the Eternal:<font color="#003200">&quot;A.. Fan?&quot; :.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I'd guess a few pounds, if it's humanlike.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( &quot;It means he blows.&quot; :V ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Mardak would need to grow a beard

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">or make one :D

Samara the Eternal: <font color="#3200">(( It's a humanoid brain. ))

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;He likes to sneak up on me a lot. But he's pretty cool.&quot; :B

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">so 3 lbs?

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( just google how much the average human brain weighs ))

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;That's what you are, right? I mean, she's happy to see you, and she's been very affectionate... and you certainly recognize her...&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">3 lbs! holy cow how did I call that

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">(it is clear he knows about as much about the deity in question as he does about the biology of chilli)


 * Kiera claps one hand over Behter's big stupid mouth. Probably a good time to mention she doesn't wear gloves. Keep your mouth shut unless you want fuzz on your tongue.

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Oh, right!&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">wait wait wait. Pale, Gothy looking. Handinging brains? ITS IGOR!

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Guys, this is Samara the Eternal. Chosen of Bran, and one of my best and oldest friends.&quot;


 * Samara the Eternal points at Behter. &quot;And... who exactly is THAT?&quot; He sounds more amused then offended, actually.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">uhm if she is catlike, would she not have more padded palms and hairless?

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;That's Behter, of the Iron Horde.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;He's a Horder.&quot; :B

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Mrfle murfle murf. Amr mrrf SMRFLE mrrf.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">It's pronounced Eye-Gor

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;He's also apparently a raving idiot right now.&quot; &gt;:T

Samara the Eternal:<font color="#003200">&quot;I see.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Translation. &quot;My name's Behter. And it's the STEEL Horde.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . ..

VAE:<font color="#000000">I love your impersonation of foreign language


 * Kiera moves her hand away again. :|

VAE:<font color="#000000">mriffle snrff

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;We also have Flaal, he's a Monk, the guy in the cloak is Roland, Sau the Kobold, and the kitty lady is Kiera.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">He was speaking with a hand over his mouth.

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Sandor is further back there, and so is Imad.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;He mad, yo.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">:B

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Positively livid, earlier.&quot;


 * Flaal bows

Samara the Eternal:<font color="#003200">&quot;Well. It is something of a pleasure to meet you all...&quot;


 * Mardak just keeps silent.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Can I speak now?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Only if you promise to stop chewing on your shoes.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;&gt;&gt;&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Suppose Sandor is around the horses or something ,because, ugh.


 * VAE reaching the tired point where he can't think at all

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Sandor doesn't like undead, not even those in service of Bran.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;Weird, I know.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;...well, I thought they were fans... anyway, hi, and I'll go stand in a corner for a bit.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&gt;.&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh.

<font color="#0000ff">Ganti is disconnected.

Espada:<font color="#990000">D:

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why do I feel there's some history with Sandor and undead that he plain didn't tell anyone.

Roland:<font color="#006666">heh plains


 * VAE spawns plots

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">hm. A good question.

<font color="#0000ff">Ganti has connected.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, last I saw was Behter: &quot;Can I talk now?!&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Whisper on the wayt.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( brb ))

Samara the Eternal:<font color="#003200">&quot;Well. Everyone makes mistakes. This is Evren, He's part of a project that we're working on that will hopefully allow us to give a certain demon lord a good kicking. They certainly deserve it!&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;He also owes me an apology.&quot; &gt;:|


 * Flaal listens intently

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F"> &quot;Yeah no kidding. And back to silence he goes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay, guys. given i got nothimg to do anyways ,due to trouble getting there, and then it being dumb, and due to epic nod-off-at-desk tired, I'm gonna sleep, I thinnk. I'll leave server uip and running

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( aaaand back ))

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">what was dumb?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Huh. Dawn chorus outside. I'm not surprised that VAE is sleepy.

VAE:<font color="#000000">coming in out of nothing

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Not sure why I'm not, really...

VAE:<font color="#000000">and. . .. ugh, normally I last longer

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">That's what she said~

VAE:<font color="#000000">No, that's what *he* said

VAE:<font color="#000000">She just laughed

Evren.:<font color="#003200">&quot;I suppose I do owe you an appology... if only because you turned out to be who you claim to be. There are many who would wish Lord Samara harm. Now I'm sorry I threated a freind of his.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000" face="Segoe Print">&quot;It's okay.&quot; :3

Kiera:<font color="#003399">See guys, that's why you need a high Con score.

Espada:<font color="#990000">You get some lickinz, too!

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Anyway, as it's way late over there I believe I should wrap things up here.

Evren:<font color="#003200">Gack!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">kay

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">vote time?

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh, good

VAE:<font color="#000000">nomming Behter for consumable horses

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yep. noms time.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomming Sau for cool incantation

VAE:<font color="#000000">Magic Missile

VAE:<font color="#000000">nomming Sau for awesome bison

RAM:<font color="#990000">Nomming Kiera, Slayer of Zombie Hydra.

VAE:<font color="#000000">more awesome than your horse.

Roland:<font color="#006666">Sau's every interesting array of spells

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">ever*

VAE:<font color="#000000">nah but I liked the effect he wrote for it

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">This Year's Least Effective Bison Summon Of The Year Award goes to Sau.

VAE:<font color="#000000">least effective, but most awesome

RAM:<font color="#990000">Mardak, Foxguard!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Espada for glomping corpses

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Sau for the Bison

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Espada for charging the Brain

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">espada for willingly eating maggot goup

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Behter for slaying the brain

VAE:<font color="#000000">Kiera for None shall pun eer Puns shall pass, er

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Seconding Espada Brains.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Espada for le glomp if I damn well please.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Sandor for 'lol peasants.'

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Kiera for a classy hydra-kill

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . Lolpeasant

Espada:<font color="#990000">When I regain my divinity, you get to join me in my realm upon your eventual death.

VAE:<font color="#000000">imagine it, like lolcats

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Espada: LICKIN!; Eeew, bug guts; Statue Demolisher Roland: Wand get; I should invest in a repeater Imad: Guard Duty, and Angry! Flaal: (Unless I missed something, cannot remember) Aurix: The Nerd Continues; Tacticts would be nice Sandor: Familiar Feud Behter: Chronic Foot in Mouth; HORSE HATER Kiera: Buncha clowns; Hand to face to Behter's mouth.

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . Imad

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Hmmm... Sandor: &quot;Wait, what, what is it - HYDRA!&quot; Aurix for the spell descriptions. Roland for &quot;heavy crossbow&quot;. Espada for &quot;battle rage end - OH ME, MY FUR!&quot; Kiera for the Hydra. Flaal for ninja-ing around and never actually being inside strike range of any enemy, and Mardak for &quot;You'll have to get through me&quot;. Also, group one for the calm discussion inside a ten foot corridor with a fifteen foot hydra utterly unable to get in.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Imaddest.

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll make Brankick you out of his ship when we get there&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">calm discussion. . . we're OotS aren't we

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Mardak's not nearly enough of a sociopath to be our Belkar-expy.

VAE:<font color="#000000">probably Linear Guild if anything

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">almost the opposite apparently

VAE:<font color="#000000">ww'ere pirates

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">where &quot;pirate&quot; = &quot;mercenary&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">A nicer name for the same thing

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">not &quot;plundering innocent traders&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Have to say, I had great fun with just chucking horses at the problem when normal methods failed.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">(yet)

VAE:<font color="#000000">kinda like hired muscle being called adventurer

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">I think we are people paid to keep from being bored on their borders.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">okay, anything else?

Espada:<font color="#990000">I agree with Sharp.

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, ugh Belkar.

Espada:<font color="#990000">They hire us so we don't get bored and cause trouble.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Does that make us a bored-er patrol?

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahah

Flaal:<font color="#006666">zing

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It makes us what the steppe hordes and the Barbary states were historically - paid off.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Here, have money, now bother someone else&quot;. Same thing the Vikings did.

VAE:<font color="#000000">No, it makes us airborne err borin'

Ganti:<font color="#003200">This sessions Noms: Sau: 3 Roland: 2 Kiera: 3 &#16;Espada: 3 Sandor: 2 Flaal: 2 Mardak: 2 Bether: 2 Blair: Imad: 2

Ganti:<font color="#003200">AP: Sau: 43 Roland:21 Kiera: 25 Espada: 33 Sandor: 14 Flaal: 8 Behter:12 Mardak : 10 Imad: 7 Blair: 4 Gomez?: 1 Gonzolez?!: 1 Inkeep?!: 1 Dr. Seamus:6 Kasnok:22 Althilmil:27 Sera: 29

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">The US is notable for having flattened the Barbary states, historically. &quot;To the shores of Tripoli&quot;.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">yay at 10!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">this is all sorts of cool

Ganti:<font color="#003200">You lot get another 500ish EXP.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Level up.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Yay!

VAE:<font color="#000000">which is where the song by Enya comes from huh?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">ooh!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">What of our EXP?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It's part of the USMC hymn.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sail away sail away. It does mentionshores of tripolis

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">was it at least 800?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">See above, Hyuu.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">hang on, I don't think they level up quite yet

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">500 isn't enough to level QQ

Ganti:<font color="#003200">It's not?

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">300 short

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">I'm now at 6700, and I burnt 3k to buy off LA

VAE:<font color="#000000">nope

RAM:<font color="#990000">We need 800 for level.


 * Ganti could have sworn it was...

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">so they're at 9700

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">ok, 500. Notes

VAE:<font color="#000000">9700

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...any chance the maggots were a few hundred? ;)

VAE:<font color="#000000">pfft

VAE:<font color="#000000">UBERMAGGOTS

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay... I could have sworn it took 10K to hit level 5... not 11K.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It does.

VAE:<font color="#000000">with blonde hair and blue eyes x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">it does

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">but we are not at 10k

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">We're at 9700/10000

VAE:<font color="#000000">everyone is at .. yeah

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">quick, lets go kill another entomber. that will do it

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">9700 is post-this-session.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">they were at 9200 before.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">^

RAM:<font color="#990000">You're way off, Ganti. :B


 * Ganti seems to have botched something somehow... Whatever. Scripted leveling event. You're level 5.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Bing!

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahaha

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">XP

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">lol

VAE:<font color="#000000">. ..

RAM:<font color="#990000">:D

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Right, take Ranger level now or next?

VAE:<font color="#000000">means even the LA ones are

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Even me? :E

RAM:<font color="#990000">You know what this means?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Kiera, level 5

RAM:<font color="#990000">NEW MANEUVERS!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">yay1

RAM:<font color="#990000">Level 3 maneuvers!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Eh, scout now. Ranger next.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I 'unno what it means becasuse I'm too tired to understnd meanings

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Right. That us done for the night?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">&#171; &#160;1d6+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">YES

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yep. You're done for the night.

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;1d4 = 3&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Fun stuff all :)

<font color="#0000ff">Ganti is disconnected.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Woo! Yeah, that was fun. Comedy backwards arrows aside.

Arpad:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d4+2 = 3 + 2 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">&#171; &#160;1d10+2 = 1 + 2 = 3&#160; <font color="#003399">&#187;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Ace arrows to the fore! :D

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">well that's a bad hp roll if I ever saw one. :v

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

VAE:<font color="#000000">especially on a d10

RAM:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d12+2 = 4 + 2 = 6&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Bleh.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Bast

VAE:<font color="#000000">reminds me

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">I thought we reroll HP if its lower the the half mark

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">or was that just during creation

<font color="#0000ff">Saphroneth is disconnected.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">pretty sure he allows rerolling if you get really low, but he ran off so I can't verify that

RAM:<font color="#990000">It's lower than 1/4, I think.

VAE:<font color="#000000">. .. then why'd anyone take half die

RAM:<font color="#990000">Don't quote me, though.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Though.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Also, befroom!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">hmmm

VAE:<font color="#000000">the higher HD size you have, the more sensible taking half is

VAE:<font color="#000000">the 0.5 diference becomes small

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">I think you're stuck with the reroll, even if it's fairly low

VAE:<font color="#000000">anyways night

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I have 1 point left to use, and the only one of my non-full skills is gather info. Where should I put it...

VAE:<font color="#000000">Up yer arse ;3

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">...

VAE:<font color="#000000">default answer

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">Nice thing about 1d4, I can't get worse then half XD

Flaal:<font color="#006666">g'night VAE

VAE:<font color="#000000">Cossacks, not a word!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Even better, Sharp. The 0.5 expected value difference is so much bigger

VAE:<font color="#000000">1/8 of the hit die

VAE:<font color="#000000">for 1d8 it's 1/16 and so on

VAE:<font color="#000000">limit is the hypothetical failclass with 1d2 HD. There, you only do better when you roll

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d4 = 2&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">:V

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">might as well sleight of hand

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">closin here

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">I would like to once again

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">hm?

Sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">thank whoever pointed out improved toughness

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">heh

<font color="#0000ff">Hyuuint is disconnected.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">&#171; &#160;1d10+2 = 7 + 2 = 9&#160; <font color="#003399">&#187; hp take 2

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">that'll do

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Righto, thanks for playin'. Have a nice weekend!

<font color="#0000ff">Sulucamas is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">Sharpshot4321 is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">Arcalane is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">Glitch is disconnected.