Session 17

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''Ganti has connected. ''

''Hyuuint has connected. ''

Hyuuint:hi

Hyuuint:anyone tired of the rogue yet? :P

Ganti:Nope.

Hyuuint:still can

Hyuuint:....can

Hyuuint:......CAN'T believe what I did with his skills, bleh.

Ganti:Mm.

''Sharpshot4321 has connected. ''

''Meany has connected. ''

Mardak:Imad, I require ya to be at least 50 ft away at all times, savvy?

Imad:I'm the healer. Your the Healee. You don't get to set terms.

Aurixsauriv:Unfortunately, he's correct. It's in the contract you signed.

Aurixsauriv:He outranks all of us if our health is in danger. It also has an, in my opinion, liberal definition of 'in danger'.

Aurixsauriv:He is obligated to punch us in the throat for smoking execessively, for instance.

Imad:<font color="#003200">No, if you were doing that, I'd just wait for you to die, then animate you and ask if you learned your lesson.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">That must be one of the benefits I'm not senior enough to warrant, then.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Oh well.

Imad:<font color="#003200">I fear I'm not senior enough to offer them, yet either.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">So, what rights do I get?

Imad:<font color="#003200">I wasn't aware any of us had rights...

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">well we have lefts, right? So reason stands that we have rights too.

Roland:<font color="#006666">who said we have lefts?

''<font color="#0000ff">Sulucamas has connected. ''

Sulucamas:<font color="#006666">Howdy all

Roland:<font color="#006666">yo

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yo.

Sulucamas:<font color="#006666">Yo.

Sulucamas:<font color="#006666">8P

Roland:<font color="#006666">ho ho and a bottle of rum

Sulucamas:<font color="#006666">A pirates life for us!

Sulucamas:<font color="#006666">:D

Sulucamas:<font color="#006666">What is is again? Forceful Expeditions?

Sulucamas:<font color="#006666">Exploration in Force?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Exploration in Force.

Roland:<font color="#006666">We are pirates. We even have the irritating animal! (points to the fox)

Sulucamas:<font color="#006666">xP

Sulucamas:<font color="#006666">Way worse than a parrot or a monkey


 * VAE mrow

Sulucamas:<font color="#006666">This one gets ancy about it's soul and shit

Sulucamas:<font color="#006666">and it won't shut up in our minds

Roland:<font color="#006666">and never mention brothel around it again

''<font color="#0000ff">Saphroneth has connected. ''

Sulucamas:<font color="#006666">fack!

Sulucamas:<font color="#006666">RAM was really workin' that one :P

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yo Saph.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yo.

Sulucamas:<font color="#006666">Yo.

Roland:<font color="#006666">just arc and dam missing now yes?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, I have found a useful feat that mitigates my annoyance with undead etc.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Just Arc and Ram missing, yes.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Which book?

Sulucamas:<font color="#006666">Ganti, this is the right time, right?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Complete Hunter, I think...

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Not one that is open.

Roland:<font color="#006666">yes, this is the right time. unless today is suppose to start later then ususal

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I haven't even thought of my next level's feat...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">The one that allows for Scouts to use Scout and Ranger levels for both their progressions of Favoured Enemy, and Skirmish, and... oh, okay.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I am still unsused to Rogue, what would be a good one?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yes, this is the right time.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hombres

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ram will be missing

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, Complete Scoundrel.

VAE:<font color="#000000">he's got that stupid training exercise

Roland:<font color="#006666">i found this to be a good list http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75882/19871590/X_stat_to_Y_bonus

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">http://dndtools.eu/feats/complete-scoundrel--60/swift-hunter--2868/

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Scoundrel is open.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Neat. Right, next feat I'm taking a Ranger level (to unlock it) and that.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">The result is someone who is so PISSED with undead that he learned specifically what counts as vulnerable on them...

Roland:<font color="#006666">I hear a proper burial goes a long way

Imad:<font color="#003200">Why would it? It doesn't stop us from getting bored and deciding to take a walk...

Roland:<font color="#006666">and by proper i mean dump them in a vat of quick drying cement.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And when that's an option in combat, I'll be a Wizard.

''<font color="#0000ff">Arcalane has connected. ''

Roland:<font color="#006666">kitty lady!

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">right, I need a drink. brb.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay! So that's everyone.

Roland:<font color="#006666">no DAM tonight?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">No RAM.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">No, we are not breaking open a large wall that holds back water.

Roland:<font color="#006666">speak for yourself

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Or if we are, we're not taking credit for it.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Sorry. &quot;Blame&quot;.

Roland:<font color="#006666">I dunno, I hear infamy is all the rage these days

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">RAM got shanghai'd for some training exercise that takes up most of today and tomorrow :x

Imad:<font color="#003200">Only if you're still around to enjoy it... Fleshsacks.

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh Bast

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( And yes, RAM's in the military. ))

Roland:<font color="#006666">good luck with that dry bones. hope you don't bloat

VAE:<font color="#000000">There was the 14th video. There was a queen running really really slowly. As a zerg player I almost choked laughign

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">so, uh, recommened 3rd level rogue feat? XD

Sandor:<font color="#000000">'Fleshsacks' how you call them are the ones who get to enjoy things. Boneheaps just get to stare and kibitz.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Sec... I'll check Complete Warrior, see if there's anything interesting.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">*Adventurer, sorry.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Death Blow Improved Initiative, Coup de grace as a standard action base attack bonus +2

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So you need Imp Init and BAB +2, but you can Coup De Grace as standard action.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Death Blow Improved Initiative

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It's the requirement, actually.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Sorry, tables don't paste well.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It's called &quot;Death Blow&quot;.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">There's a feat which requires Combat Expertise, Spot 10 and Int 13, but allows you to ignore armour/nat armour.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">no improved init

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(if you have sneak attack - very much a Rogue or Assassain feat)

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">would it be worth it?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">If you have the prereqs - very yes.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Hmm

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Put it this way. That feat would disallow plate armour!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I can only build for one or other

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">True.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">And we seem to be in undead world

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">being able to ignore a target's armour equipment bonus and natural armour bonus? oof.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Bonus it is.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Combat expertise needs what?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">that's a basic feat IIRC

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yes. It's for a kind of Rogue or Assassain specialist, and it does have requisite feats... I think Combat Expertise needs an int threshold.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">http://www.d20srd.org/srd/feats.htm#combatExpertise

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Combat Expertise is Int 13.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">&quot;When you use the attack action or the full attack action in melee, you can take a penalty of as much as &#8211;5 on your attack roll and add the same number (+5 or less) as a dodge bonus to your Armor Class. This number may not exceed your base attack bonus. The changes to attack rolls and Armor Class last until your next action.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Basically fighting in &quot;parry mode&quot;.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I dunno, he only has int 16

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">not sure he can handle it :P

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">What do you think a threshold means? ;)

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">wait.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I already missed the level 3 thing.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">we are level 4 afterall, and the next won't happen till level 6

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Well, it's a way to set up character build... if you have unspent feats, might be a place to put it.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">spent already

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">kay.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Combat reflexes (+5 dex afterall), and Weapon Finesse (same reason)

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Deft Opportunist Dex 15, Combat Reflexes +4 bonus on attack rolls on attacks of opportunity

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And there's Expert Tactician - if you hit with an AoO, everyone gets bonuses to that target.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">ooh

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">hmm

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Nah

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Best to work on that anti-armor

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Do it at 6, then 9 for that anti-armor, make life slightly easier on higher level areas :D

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, so. Last time, on Skylands: You argued over what site to go to, and decided to go to the Monestary of the Earthen Order. Once there you learned that the built the entire thing more or less undergound, and, upon entering, were attacked by a large swarm of skeltal rats. You're now in what looks to have once been a grand entrance hall, loosely based on the discolored spots on the walls and floor. Probably had been statues of some sort, maybe murials.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;'ey, look, this one has a name on it. &quot;Muriel&quot;.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(That's &quot;murals&quot;.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I think.)

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;This one says Eustace....and...is this a doggie skeleton?&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( ...snrrrrrk ))

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( so I'm not the only one who thought that |D ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">There are two ways you can go that you can see: North and South. Now, I think the little rogue wanted to search the area for traps and secret passages?

Sulucamas:<font color="#006666">&quot;Have Courage, fellows.&quot; :|

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I'm not scared. Just pissed off. It's normal.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">)

Ganti:<font color="#003200">And yeah, I've got crap spelling.


 * Kiera thinks we should check out the room with the tables first!

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*Indeed. So long as he has NO reason to be rushed, cue a 20 search, meaning he has a 30 in finding stuff. Verdict?*

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*scrounges, searches, crevices, spies, selects, pries, so forth*

VAE:<font color="#000000">ookay

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( Ayup. You found two hidden doors... One to the... West, I think, and one to the north. Do you attempt to search them for traps? ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">I seen all the 24 episodes of that starcraft thing

VAE:<font color="#000000">blame Saph

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">He's talking about &quot;StarCrafts&quot;.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Oy, blokes, I spy a door here.&quot; And trap searching is GO! 20 again, so 30...pokeyy pokey pokey on the doorsey, making sure it is NICE AND SAFE

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( that's east, if we're assuming 'north' to be the top edge of the map |D ))

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;How long are you bloody going to take? We've been here, what, must be half an hour!&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(each 5 foot square technically takes a round, and Take 20 multiplies that by... 20)

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, and taking 20 is dangerous on something that can be failed - the fail happens first)

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Oh ho! Alarms! This ought to be fun!&quot; And with that, he sets to disarming them, and the mechanisms. Do I roll or 20?

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ehh, this place is all dead anyways.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So, probably not a good idea.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;It just so happens that the deadness refuses to lie down and rot like it's supposed to.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I know it's all dead, four-eyes. But that didn't stop these bloody rats, did it? Or Imad.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">(rolling it is)

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;What kind of alarms?&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Well, it's your choice if you take twenty of roll...

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;An excellent question.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;With luck, it'll be some kind of silent alarm to someone who's been dead for decades. Unless he's a Lich or something.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;And then?&quot;

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( am I suppose to get the name pop up on tokens I can't see but mouse over by accident? ))


 * Mardak unrolls his very finely crafted thieving tools, some of them hand made. Or...rathe...jurry rigged, as spur of the moment needed items. Hell, there are even a few bobby pins in there! Nonetheless, he picks up a bit of a needle, a pair of pliers, and 3 tweezers, before setting to work on them alarms and mechanisms.... &#171; &#160;1d20+10+2 = 10 + 10 + 2 = 22&#160;  &#187;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Sharp: I can't stop that from happening...

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;If that's how it's laid out, nothing happens. If it's something else, odds are that if the shorty gets a bout of fumble-fingers then we'll be swarmed by whatever else is around.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lich. . lich .. from what I heard about those, if there's any we're fucked harder than a whore in a port-side town when the navy's got R&amp;R time.&quot;

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( k ))

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+mod = 19 + 11 + 0 = 30&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Knowledge Arcana check!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Liches.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Depends, there's one I heard of who turned themselves into a levitating hand, and dedicated her life to just writing stuff down. Talk about boring...&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Don't Lick The Lich.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 8 + 10 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Arcana

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Also liches

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Talk about hand jobs.&quot;


 * Flaal winces

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;She IS a gem studded hand. Kind of painful... but, you know, I heard civilization means decadence.&quot;


 * Kiera rolls her eyes. :T

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot; Thank them goddesses I brought my lucky pin... Oy, no more alarm and it was one of them MAGICAL alarms too. Odd thing, new new stuff. Hell...I think I helped sell that bolt last week.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;A she, even? &quot; *grins*

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Though I guess, with a dried-up hand it's a bit hard to tell.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Uh oh. That's not right, if this place has been abandoned for decades or centuries... must have been some other entrance.&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Um. What's her name doesn't exist on the material plane. So you wouldn't have heard of her.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Well, old myths, whatever. It's just idle talk. Might not even be true this setting.


 * Kiera eyes Mardak. &quot;Wait, what? You sure about that?&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Damned sure. Been trained to deal with them magical locks, and I know them new things like the back of my hand at times.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Heh.I wonder if there's any that's kept to just. . .you know.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;I meant the bolt.&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">No. No he's not.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Oh, that, yeah, sure about that too.&quot;

Arpad:''<font color="#000000">Humans. .. ''

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">Survival (track) &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 12 + 10 = 22&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; to see if the door's got tracks around it

Sandor:<font color="#000000">What, you bugger claim you used to be one <font color="#000000">&gt;

Arpad:''<font color="#000000">Precisely. ''

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Wait, no, different scratches. Nevermind. It's old too, just not...old enough, you savvy?&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( why would you ever believe anything a snake says? :v ))

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;Salvaged, then?&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">I don't. I'm just messing with him.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Maybe, but the rest of the door, same ole old.&quot;


 * Kiera just nods.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Though, I suppose he can be clever at times.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*searches again, that it for the traps? 30 again*

Arpad:<font color="#000000">So can he, but it happens considerably less often than would be desired.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Bloody hell, do you always take this long? If this were a battlefield, there'd be ten thousand haberdiers waiting for you when you turned around.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Expertise takes time. So does incompetence.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I mean, come on. You're looking by tapping every bloody inch of the door. If there WAS a trap, it'd go off!&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well. I'm kinda happy that if it will, it'll go off into his face, and not mine.&quot;

Ganti whispers: Lich? You think Samara the Eternal called himself that... along with 'last of the Archmagi'... and it's generally accepted that if you pick a fight with him, the gods will laugh at you when you finally get to your final reward.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;True!&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Unless it's some kind of trigger for a really nasty trap. Like the floor going up.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;One needn't be dead to be patient.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well. . . it still leaves us closer to the exit than him.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I wonder if I could summon enough horses fast enough to hold the roof up...&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, it's easier being patient in a tavern with a nice lady than in a cave with rats that refuse to stay dead.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Do either of you ever stop whining?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;And then there's the just horrible ones. Like where the whole site floods.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Whilst they wait, K idly practices a little footwork and swordwork, to keep herself alert. Except this swordwork is with a bastard sword that she's making move almost like a rapier. That's kind of alarming, actually. &quot;I dunno, they seem to have stayed dead this time.&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">are all the traps Dealt with, Gavin?

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;With her, it seems you'll need a LOT of patience.&quot; ;)

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;And this is the voice of experience. Lots of experience. Hell, a wall nearly collapsed on me once.&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">: 49 lagcheck, as people seem to be missing my statements.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">:49

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">:49

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ehh, if we stayed for an hour longer, she'd have totally gone with me. Things take time and skill.&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, I'm not lagging...

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( last thing I saw from you was &quot;No, no he's not&quot; ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay...

Ganti whispers: Lich? You think Samara the Eternal called himself that... along with 'last of the Archmagi'... and it's generally accepted that if you pick a fight with him, the gods will laugh at you when you finally get to your final reward.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Besides, girls like that love guys with sideburns. I read it in a paper.&quot;

You whisper to Ganti: I got that

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&gt;&gt;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Sideburns! You know what they used to call those?&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Bugger's grips. I give no further comment.&quot;

Ganti whispers: Well, people said they didn't see anything from me for a while. So best to send it again.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Alright, alright, enough with them wisecracks, door seems safe.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . .&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">blasted afkness....

Sandor:''<font color="#000000">Arpad, you fuck! ''

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;So, we going through this door?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau looks up from his book.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;We moving?&quot;

Arpad:''<font color="#000000">Don't believe everything you read, I suppose. ''

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Last time I gave you access to touch spells 

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Seems like.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Yes, but I doubt they needed that alarm trap with all the chatter.&quot;

Wolf Zombie:<font color="#003200">Quite Right.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">Listen &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 20 + 10 = 30&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;F*ck. Draw steel!&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Init?

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Good thing I was just practicing maneuvers? :v

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Doesn't sound like there's many of them, but you know the deal. Strike first, strike hard!&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">*readies bow*

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, whatever they are, they'll be sauteed soon. Or chargrilled.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Ooh, wow, missed this. Knowledge (Religion) can give synergy on Turn or Rebuke checks.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">So. Yes, init.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">INITIATIVE! &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 20 + 3 = 23&#160; <font color="#003399">&#187;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Good gravy.

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 6 + 7 = 13&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">And yes, I've been applying that to Imad.

Wolf Zombie 2:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+3+mod = 20 + 3 + 0 = 23&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Dex check!

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Which stat do you use for initiative again?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Everyone is super quick reacting today! And it's Dex.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Dex.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">And here goes the rogue, ready to scrap! &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 19 + 4 = 23&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">thanks :)

Ganti:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 17 + 1 = 18&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 9 + 1 = 10&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 6 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 15 + 1 = 16&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">For reference, in case of tie, modifier is used. In case of matched modifier AND result, dice off.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;[1d20+3] = Invalid expression: [1d20+3].&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">1d20 + your dex modifier (or minus, if it's negative), plus any other modifiers like the +4 from Improved Initiative and so on.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 18 + 3 = 21&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">if it has yet to be 10 minutes IC time, then that potion is still active.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 19 + 3 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Init

Roland:<font color="#006666">Initiative is

<font color="#006666">6

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...how am I among the slowest?

Kiera:<font color="#003399">You spent ages painstakingly checking traps, pretty sure it's been more than 10. :p

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Heh.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah, doing the whole room like that would be, what, hours. Even if you only did the walls, still a LONG time.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">hey, I was told long ago that if there is no rush, always check 20...or rather, gw told me rather forcefully XD

Espada:<font color="#003200">Okay! &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 4 + 2 = 6&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Initiative!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That's for things that take a short time. Not things that are 2 minutes per square...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And especially not for things with a failure penalty - in such case, you DO get the failure penalty if you take 20.

Kiera has received initiative.Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay! Thats that.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">If it matters for order purposes out of her, Aurix, and Mardak, K has 17 dex. So one of those two probably goes first.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Pretty sure the others have lower then that...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Mardak will likely be first, I suspect.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">In any case, she moves up to block off the corridor. Swift action; Dodge Bonus. +1 AC from attacks from #3. Ready action to smack one of them as soon as they enter any of the squares I threaten. End. :v

Wolf Zombie 3:<font color="#003200">And that is a group of four animated wolf corpses, that is. Their noses are to the ground and they're... sniffing? One of them looks up and growls... alerting the others.

Aurixsauriv has received initiative.Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">20 dex

Wolf Zombie 3: <font color="#3200">(( Oh. Oops. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Doesn't matter this round.

Mardak has received initiative.Kiera:<font color="#003399">If it was 20 then your init mod should be +5.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">You rolled +4. :x

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">crap, damned author

VAE:<font color="#000000">you should sort the init list

VAE:<font color="#000000">Kiera is somehow higher than Mardak

Mardak has received initiative.Ganti:<font color="#003200">I did.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">that's why I brought it up :P

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Repeatedly.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Up until just now, he was lower then her, if barely.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Anyway. Fighty.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Also, that horse is unrolled. Along with the other horse still ankle-deep in bone rats.


 * Mardak sighs. More....undead things. He judges against a potion, but while he had plenty, might as well save them. Might be more rats afterall. In that vein, he sneaks into a position right around the corner from the kitty lady &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 12 + 12 = 24&#160;  &#187; as not to give away that someone be moving. Surprises afterall.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I'm assuming they act on my count, because they're my summons.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*can't ready an action, done*

Kiera has received initiative.Aurixsauriv has received initiative.Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( go go gadget kobold! ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">... Meany's AFK, isn't he?

VAE:<font color="#000000">dunno

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( one moment plz ))

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">I am here.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">I am waiting for my turn.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Now stfu/.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">It -is- your turn, goofball.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau casts Light of Lunia from a scroll. Next turn, you will taste LIGHT.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Done.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">For when it is my turn, can I make a jump check to mount a conveniently placed horse as a swift action?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Or would it be Ride?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Ride.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Ah, there we are. It's a DC 20.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">And you really, really need to quit tossing out 'small' horses. They're Large, even the light ones.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Light of Lunia is Light Light. Light of Venia is Light Family Pack

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Okay, that looks about right to take up a 2x1 block... also, Aurix ended his turn.

Sandor has received initiative.Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Pew pew&quot; The sorcerer extends his hand in the rough shape of a gun, and surely, two bullets composed of sheer force fly forth, striking Wolf Zombie 2 for &#171; &#160;1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; points.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Magic Missile, ofc

Sandor:<font color="#000000">He blows the 'smoke' off his finger. End turn.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Now it is Flaal's turn.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">They hit solidly.

Flaal has received initiative.* Flaal waits for Initiative

Ganti:<font color="#003200">:15 lagcheck.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Of course they do. It's magic!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">:15

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, I'm not lagging, you're just impatiant.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Basically.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It depends if I see the &quot;typing&quot; icon.


 * Ganti was updating the token. I need to keep it's HP up to date. That takes some time. Learn patiance.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Fair enough.


 * Flaal gets ready to clobber any wolves that get into range &#171; &#160;1d20 + 5 +2 = 12 + 5 + 2 = 19&#160;  &#187;, Damage &#171;  &#160;2d6 = 7&#160;  &#187;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">I could never figure out the rules of that one.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Ready action.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">You don't roll the attack or damage until they DO come in range, Sul.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, okay. Huh, thought those were only rolled when triggered...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, they are.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">ah :B

Flaal:<font color="#006666">thanks

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Done?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I thought you could not ready action if you moved more than 5 ft

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Do I get to use Combat Reflexes here?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Only if you get AoO's... Which aren't likely.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">ok

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Done

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Readying is a standard action.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">The 5 foot bit is if the READIED action includes movement.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;You can take a 5-foot step as part of your readied action, but only if you don&#8217;t otherwise move any distance during the round. For instance, if you move up to an open door and then ready an action to swing your sword at whatever comes near, you can&#8217;t take a 5-foot step along with the readied action (since you&#8217;ve already moved in this round). &quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">But you can clearly move up to an open door and then ready an action to swing sword.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Just, no 5 foot step.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So it's fine.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Everything's fine.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">okidoki

Wolf Zombie 1:<font color="#003200">The wolf zombie lopes forwards, moving far too smoothly for the standard zombie... Far, far to smoothly indeed, as it just took a bite at your face, Kiera! &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 5 + 4 = 9&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; dealing &#171;  &#160;1d6+2 = 3 + 2 = 5&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">#1 you are now in one of my threatened spaces as I specified earlier!

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&#171; StrDamBonus = floor(StrMod*1.5) = StrDamBonus = floor(3 * 1.5) = 4

&#187;&#171; hitroll=1d20 = hitroll = 6 = 6

&#187;&#171; critroll=1d20 = critroll = 18 = 18

&#187;&#171; damroll=1d10 = damroll = 8 = 8

&#187;&#171; critdam=1d10 = critdam = 9 = 9

&#187;&#171; OtherBonus1 = OB1 = OtherBonus1 = 0 = 0

&#187;&#171; OtherBonus2 = OB2 = OtherBonus2 = 0 = 0

&#187;-->Two-hand swinging BFS at Wolf Zombie 1. Hit Roll: 6+3+3+0+1 = 13. 8+4+0+1 = 13 slashing damage if it hits!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;My Kung Fu Is Stronger Than Yours!

Kiera:<font color="#003399">That's probably a miss.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Maybe.

Wolf Zombie 1:<font color="#003200">My word.. That's a Durable Wold. The two handed sword just bounces right off...

Wolf Zombie 1: <font color="#3200">(( Ayup. That's a miss. ))

Wolf Zombie 1:<font color="#003200">*Wolf

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;A bit tough, eh? Must be the old meat.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Oi! You're running through my threatened space! Isn't that an AoO? :E

VAE:<font color="#000000">Oi, he is

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">oi yes

Wolf Zombie 1:<font color="#003200">And yes, that's an AoO.

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, what's the kobold doing that close to the front line

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&#171; StrDamBonus = floor(StrMod*1.5) = StrDamBonus = floor(3 * 1.5) = 4

&#187;&#171; hitroll=1d20 = hitroll = 8 = 8

&#187;&#171; critroll=1d20 = critroll = 10 = 10

&#187;&#171; damroll=1d10 = damroll = 6 = 6

&#187;&#171; critdam=1d10 = critdam = 9 = 9

&#187;&#171; OtherBonus1 = OB1 = OtherBonus1 = 0 = 0

&#187;&#171; OtherBonus2 = OB2 = OtherBonus2 = 0 = 0

&#187;-->Two-hand swinging BFS at Wolf Zombie 0. Hit Roll: 8+3+3+0+1 = 15. 6+4+0+1 = 11 slashing damage if it hits!

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( does entering the threatened area count as AoO or just moving inside of it? ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">By the looks of it, he is becoming pedigree chum.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And it is LEAVING a threatened space.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">moving inside it last I recall

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( At least it's not Rail and his constant -twinking- to avoid setting off Reaper's Combat Reflexes and hammer. ))

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( same question as Roland ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So entering a space, no. Leaving one space to enter another, yes.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So Flaal also gets an AoO.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(Because the wolf left his top-left threatened space.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

VAE:<font color="#000000">If it was entering a space

Flaal:<font color="#006666">I threaten diagonally?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yep.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Everyone does.

VAE:<font color="#000000">then you'd get AoO'd when you move in to attack someone

Wolf Zombie 1: <font color="#3200">(( Ayup. ))

Flaal:<font color="#006666">sweet!

VAE:<font color="#000000">which is kinda dumb

VAE:<font color="#000000">so it's leaving

VAE:<font color="#000000">still works on reach

Wolf Zombie 1: <font color="#3200">(( Make that roll, and the readyed action roll. ))

Flaal:<font color="#006666">roger

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It's because of how they do distance in D&amp;D. Diagonals count as one, two, one, two...

Flaal:<font color="#006666">AoO &#171; &#160;1d20+5+2 = 7 + 5 + 2 = 14&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;, Damage &#171;  &#160;2d6 = 10&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Wolf Zombie 1:<font color="#003200">Nope.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Sorry

Flaal:<font color="#006666">what'd I miss?

Kiera:<font color="#003399">The target.

Wolf Zombie 1:<font color="#003200">Me.


 * Kiera is guessing her AoO missed too, then.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">ah :P

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Readied Action &#171; &#160;1d20+5+2 = 16 + 5 + 2 = 23&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;, Damage &#171;  &#160;2d6 = 10&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Wolf Zombie 1: <font color="#3200">(( No, your's hit. ))

Wolf Zombie 1: <font color="#3200">(( And that hits! ))

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;You lot are rubbish at small unit tactics. Form a front line, have the casters BEHIND it! That's proper behaviour. And you call yourselves civilized? That's the difference between civilization and barbarism!&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( oh, good ))

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;I thought the difference is that in civillization, we fuck on beds, while barbarians do it on the ground.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">=_=

Wolf Zombie 1:<font color="#003200">Anyways, lizardboy, you've got teeth coming for your face. &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 11 + 4 = 15&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; dealing &#171;  &#160;1d6+2 = 4 + 2 = 6&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Maintenance of an orderly front line. It's the basics. Barbarians do it on beds... because they steal them from moronic cities without the sense to have properly trained front line troops.&quot;

Wolf Zombie 1:<font color="#003200">Ayup. That's a hit.

Wolf Zombie 1:<font color="#003200">And to make matters worse... Small bolts of black lightning are crawling over the wolfs wounds... stitching them up.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey, I'm not a trooper. I just got common sense.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know, not rushing towards the thing with the sharp teeth and empty eye holes.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Don't let them bite the wizard's face off, that's common sense! And, f*ck, regenerating undead!&quot;

Wolf Zombie 1: <font color="#3200">(( ... And I forgot all about Imad... ))

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">lol

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Then don't just stand there gabbing, do something!&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Have him start work on his next init count.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Regenerating? Emperor's bowels.. .&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">If his rolled init is lower than 16, he goes then... otherwise, he goes next turn.

Imad:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 7 + 4 = 11&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Initative!

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 5 + 10 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Arcana. Can we somehow bloody stop them from healing up?

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Not with that kind of roll, I suppose, no.

Roland:<font color="#006666">here is a hint, try positive energy.

Imad whispers: you can't think of anything, no.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Here's a hint. I'm a sorcerer, not a godbothering freak

Behter has received initiative.Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I swear, I have to do everything myself. Oi, horsey, you better be ready to get to work!&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 17 + 9 = 26&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; to hit, &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 2 + 5 = 7&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; at Wolf Zombie. No penalties, due to the Precise Shot feat!

VAE:<font color="#000000">neato

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, fail roll, but 1d8+5 is nice

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah. Magic, Mighty Composite, with Point Blank Shot.

Wolf Zombie:<font color="#003200">Ayup. That hits.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And turn.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Going to mount up next time, and break out the quarterstaff... Bull Rush with a horse and a stick to close up the front line.


 * Flaal growls &quot;Block them off...!&quot;


 * Imad walks forwards, rasing his holy symbol... again. He seems determined to try one last time...

Imad:<font color="#003200">Imad brandishes his holy symbol &#171; &#160;1d20+3+2 = 14 + 3 + 2 = 19&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( And now I need to find the rebuke/turn undead rules... ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">SRD

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">http://www.d20srd.org/srd/combat/specialAttacks.htm#turnOrRebukeUndead

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(was already on it, same page as Bull Rush...)

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://www.d20srd.org/srd/combat/specialAttacks.htm#turnOrRebukeUndead

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

Imad:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;2d6+3+3 = 8 + 3 + 3 = 14&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">U mad?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Er, point of order - he's one square too close.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(if Rebuking)

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Coming within 10 feet of a Rebuked undead breaks the effect)

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh Bast

VAE:<font color="#000000">I remembered Trofim

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, hang on, never mind.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So long as he doesn't approach further, it holds.

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;Beridze, you tell him&quot; *rolls a 3 on a rebuke check on the boss skeleton

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;Beridze, louder!&quot; rolls a 19

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Beridze: &quot;Sorry, I thought I owed him money... turns out he owes me money.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh

VAE:<font color="#000000">One day I should totally implement Trofim in another campaign.

VAE:<font color="#000000">A cleric powered by his own madness, being persuaded he's a wizard of true magic

''<font color="#0000ff">Ganti is disconnected. ''

VAE:<font color="#000000">of peasant origins. His first name is a homage to Lysenko of course.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">ach

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I should make Bazhell, actually... half-Orc paladin of Heironymious, whose attitude is basically &quot;alright, if you really want me, Heironymious, you can have me!&quot; *awesome*+

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">Reminds me of what Ink pulled

VAE:<font color="#000000">Kobold Favoured Soul of Kord

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah.

''<font color="#0000ff">Ganti has connected. ''

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">that should be a fun char.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Bazhell finally accepted it after running away from the God for half a continent.... okay, Ganti, last thing you saw?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">&quot;Oh, wait. You just can't approach any closer&quot;.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">last thing we saw from you was the initial roll

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That's everything from the Turn/Rebuke attempt on whispered.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...did he make the Turning check?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">The 1d20+ modifiers one.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yes he did. Level +3 max HD affected.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, yeah, missed it.


 * Imad 's holy symbol flares with light, and the wolves recoil! &quot;Hah. Well, I can't advance any further, but they should be easy prey now.&quot;

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Maybe you are some use, priest. Not bad.&quot;


 * Mardak just gives Imad a quick look before refocusing on the wolves

Wolf Zombie 3:<font color="#003200">And he's telling the truth! The wolves ar eto busy cowering from Imad to advance.

Roland has received initiative.Roland:<font color="#006666">so before i make some massive mistake. Do I take any penalty for shooting through a square my allies are on?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Please do not antagonize the person authorized to perform surgeries upon you.&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">I'm fairly sure that's only if you're shooting into melee.

Roland:<font color="#006666">k

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yes, I think that's how it works - my Precise Shot negates melee-shooting penalties explicitly.

Roland:<font color="#006666">pulls a crossbow from under his robes, and fires at Wolf Zombie 3 with

<font color="#006666">5

. [if((Roll - Attack) == 1), code: { His shot goes wide, missing his target completely. }; { [if((Roll - Attack)==19||(Roll-Attack)==20), code: { Threat. Rolling [t:1d20+Attack] to hit. }; { If Hit, deals [t:1d10] Piercing damage and a bolt sticking out of it's chest. }] }]

Roland:<font color="#006666">and I spent so long fixing that

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">....uhhh

Roland:<font color="#006666">why is it broken again

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...let's go analogue for now.

Roland:<font color="#006666">attacking Wolf 3 with Heavy Xbow &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 18 + 1 = 19&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Wolf Zombie 3:<font color="#003200">That's a hit!

Roland:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;1d10 = 5&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187; piercing damage

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Done?

Roland:<font color="#006666">yep

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( Xbow 360! ))

Espada has received initiative.Roland: <font color="#6666">(( now to fiddle with this stupid macro again ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">No, that's a Ballista.

Espada:<font color="#003200">The fox runs up to the wolf and Swings her oversized sword...

Espada:<font color="#003200">Description, &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 18 + 13 = 31&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;2d8+2d6+6 = 7 + 5 + 6 = 18&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; damage!

VAE:<font color="#000000">hhaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">Description,

VAE:<font color="#000000">

VAE:<font color="#000000">0

VAE:<font color="#000000">(citation needed)

Wolf Zombie:<font color="#003200">Which does the wolf in. It's now spread out over the hall.

Roland:<font color="#006666">fuck, can't tell at a glance. I remember it was something stupid that was causing this. Must have had my token rolled back.

VAE:<font color="#000000">bugger. None of the replacement for sqquare bracketsworked either

Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I don't trust those things. Sure, they're powerful, but their rate of fire is pathetic. Ony time I ever really feared crossbows was the time we ran into some half-orc auxiliaries ten years back. All arbalests, but they could span them with goats-feet and manage a rate of fire near that of our archers... sorry, were you trying to kill something?&quot;

Wolf Zombie 2:<font color="#003200">Well, they're too busy cowering to do anything... but that fast healing is working.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually. Are there pistols, how much they cost and what's the stats?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because Sandor will need a sidearm at some point.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And I figure, that or a crossbow is best, as he's got OK dex

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Yes. Not much. Terrible.

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, Terrible is enough, probably.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">At this tech level, I'd expect... range increment of 10-20 feet, and exotic weapon.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">There are pistols, currently using the D&amp;D rennisanse ones, but going to swap those out for the Iron Kingdoms ones if Glitch ever gets me those books.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And ages to reload.

Arpad has received initiative.Animal_Horse_Pull_White 1 has received initiative.Mardak has received initiative.Arcalane:<font color="#003399">They're simple/martial. 1d10, 20/x3, range 50ft for the time being.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...er, wow?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That's amazingly good.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Does that spread out wolf have lightning on it?

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's. . yeah

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's great

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Nope. The Splatted wolf isn't doing anything.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">But we can talk that tomorrow on IRC or something.

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's heavy crossbow stats


 * VAE also grins, misreading martial as marital. That'd be a rolling pin

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">e_e

Roland:<font color="#006666">whats the reload time?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">For a heavy crossbow? I suspect 1 ruond.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*Notes them wolves are all sorts of cowering, so he decides to lend a hand to whole &quot;killing&quot; them thing. He swings around the corner, around Flaal's flailings, scoots by the kittygirl's legs, and swiftly slashes with his personally crafted sickle &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 3 + 8 = 11&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;, hopefully doing about &#171;  &#160;1d4+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187; damage to the once wolfy thing.*

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(full round)

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( for the pistols.. ))

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">bah. Bad roll, bad roll. Go to your roll hole.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">SHOULD be about 2 rounds or more each, since they were effectively one-shots per combat. You just carried four or so.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

Wolf Zombie 1:<font color="#003200">Nope. Doesn't hit.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">can't do much else, so done for now

Kiera has received initiative.Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">They were for &quot;melee&quot;, not long range standoff... anyways, later.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Right, you.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">ac of 20 at least

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Do do de do.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's how it was done in the captain bathory books, too. They're well researched

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( +2 to hit because they're cowering, right? ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Everyone with pistols carried at least a pair

Ganti:<font color="#003200">No, they don't have 20 AC. You just got a crap roll.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Right.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">They're about AC 15.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and even with prepackaged cartridges, reloading them was a bitch

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I was meaning my own, sorry

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Right then. Accounting for that...

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">meaning my guy has slightly less chance of being bitten

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, I see.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Right, back to it!

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&#171; StrDamBonus = floor(StrMod*1.5) = StrDamBonus = floor(3 * 1.5) = 4

&#187;&#171; hitroll=1d20 = hitroll = 3 = 3

&#187;&#171; critroll=1d20 = critroll = 5 = 5

&#187;&#171; damroll=1d10 = damroll = 2 = 2

&#187;&#171; critdam=1d10 = critdam = 6 = 6

&#187;&#171; OtherBonus1 = OB1 = OtherBonus1 = 2 = 2

&#187;&#171; OtherBonus2 = OB2 = OtherBonus2 = 0 = 0

&#187;-->Two-hand swinging BFS at Wolf Zombie 1. Hit Roll: 3+3+3+2+1 = 12. 2+4+0+1 = 7 slashing damage if it hits!

VAE:<font color="#000000">owch

Kiera:<font color="#003399">You're kidding me. :T

VAE:<font color="#000000">The Night of the Terrible Rolls

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Anope. That doesn't do it, I'm afraid.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Nothing else to do here.

Aurixsauriv has received initiative.Ganti:<font color="#003200">Did meany get grabbed by relatives again?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">...

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Dude.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">I was here just two minutes ago.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">:T

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau ranged touch attacks 2 and 3 respectively. Eat light.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Wait. no.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Out of range.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Both on 1.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 8 + 7 = 15&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6 = 11&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 15 + 7 = 22&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6 = 5&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Pew pew.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Both hit, and sear flesh.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Done?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Yep.

Sandor has received initiative.Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;The bugger didn't have enough? Pew pew!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d4+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; as the sorcerer finger-shoots Wolf Zombie 1.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Done?

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( WOO, think I found it. Fucking stupid that ' can't be using anywhere in a macro. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Kinda

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also ,magic bypasses zombie DR, just to be certain

''<font color="#0000ff">RAM has connected. ''

VAE:<font color="#000000">heya RAM!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Ohey!

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( do you really say pew pew? ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yep he does

VAE:<font color="#000000">He's doing the full fingergun gesture thing

RAM:<font color="#990000">Ugh.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Pretend-shooting magic missiles and grinning like mad

RAM:<font color="#990000">They started the twelve hour shifts today.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">I don't think it was DR so much as Ganti does the same thing I do -- if you pass touch, you 'hit, but if you didn't pass normal AC, then you didn't actually do any damage, your blow just scratches/scrapes/slides off.

RAM:<font color="#990000">What'd I miss?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Mardak taking hours with traps, and now we're being attacked by zombie wolves.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Why the hell am I all the way back here?!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">See the enemy to your top left?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That died.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Because you got a bad init roll. :P

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Because you have crap Init.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I don't think it was DR so much as Ganti does the same thing I do -- if you pass touch, you 'hit, but if you didn't pass normal AC, then you didn't actually do any damage, your blow just scratches/scrapes/slides off.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's. . . kinda odd

Espada:<font color="#990000">I should have been in the front row to start!

Ganti:<font color="#003200">And yeah, that's what I do. Armor doesn't make people MISS, it makes the blows not do damage.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It explains why armour improves AC. And we got flank-ambushed.

Roland:<font color="#006666">the frount row moved up. wait your turn.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Screws casters over heavily.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">What's odd about it? Touch AC is what it takes to just 'touch' the target. Normal AC is what it takes to inflict an actual hit.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Unless it's. . ohh

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">fluff, not rules.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">But spells work off Touch AC.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I misunderstood

Espada:<font color="#990000">Ah, fair enough.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So if they hit, they damage...

VAE:<font color="#000000">I thought you mean it for spells, like what Sau did

VAE:<font color="#000000">because spells do work as ranged or regular touch attacks

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">If your attack specifically goes vs Touch then no change. XP

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Anyway.

VAE:<font color="#000000">OK then

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yeah, basically.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I misunderstood it horribly

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because that is how armour is implemented in 3.5.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Also if you're done let's keep things moving.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'm done long ago

VAE:<font color="#000000">I said so een

VAE:<font color="#000000">Next is flaal


 * Flaal stands by

VAE:<font color="#000000">but GM should actually flip init

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( Brb. Getting foodz, laundry, and a drink. ))

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( Dis cool? ))


 * Flaal waits for Initiaive :P

Flaal has received initiative.Flaal:<font color="#006666">:D

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Do the goomba stomp on the rogue!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">&gt;:\

Espada:<font color="#990000">Dammit guys stop taking up all the good melee spots!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Well, it only does one HP damage.


 * Flaal attacks &#171; &#160;1d20+5+2 = 14 + 5 + 2 = 21&#160;  &#187;, Damage &#171;  &#160;2d6 = 8&#160;  &#187;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Let your heavy hitter get in there! &gt;:O

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">It's a small corridor, shush. XP

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Done.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">oh wait

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Can I Spring attack without triggering AoO?

Flaal:<font color="#006666">:B

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">you already attacked once. also isn't that sort of the point of spring attack.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Spring Attack - move both before and after attack.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...Moving in this way does not provoke an attack of opportunity from the defender you attack,

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So yes.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">sweet!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Your move cannot exceed your speed, thogh.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(in total)

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Can I move out, Ganti?

Flaal:<font color="#006666">or will you hold me to saying Done?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Sure.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">:P

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Thanks


 * Flaal springs back

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Done.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Backflip over Mardak. :v

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Thanks!

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Any luck with that attack?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Goomba-stomped the kobold.

Wolf Zombie 1:<font color="#003200">Well, having a cleric on the team helps a LOT. Still cowering. That black lightning's stitching up wounds none the less.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Am I standing on Sau?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">And yes, you hit and did damage.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Yes, you are.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">crap

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yes. You are.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Which I don't think you can do. :B

Flaal:<font color="#006666">sorry 'bout that!

Behter has received initiative.Behter :<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 14 + 11 = 25&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; Ride, to mount up as free action

Behter has received initiative.RAM:<font color="#990000">...Why a mini-horse? :.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( use ride to get ontop of a enemy, then have enlarge person cast on you. twice. ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">Seriously, I'm bigger than that thing!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It's the token picture, okay?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Miniature Giant Space Horse.

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 13 + 9 = 22&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; to hit, &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; at Wolf Zombie 1. No penalties, due to the Precise Shot feat!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Got to love PB and Precise Shot.

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">And that's turn.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">And as soon as the arrow strikes, the wolf goes limp and collapses, the lightning flickering out.

Behter has received initiative.Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Two blighters down&quot;


 * Imad pokes Aurix. &#171; &#160;1d8+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160;  &#187; heals.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( and the bad rolls continue! ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I did alright.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Back.

Wolf Zombie 3:<font color="#003200">This wolf's still cowering, but it's lightning has stitched up all it's wounds.

Roland has received initiative.Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Gah, there's no way to show my character's real shape (1 by 2 block, so I only fill half the corridor if needed)


 * Roland pulls back the heavy slid with little effort, and places a new bolt in.

Roland:<font color="#006666">end

Espada has received initiative.Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Abominations! Your end is near!&quot; &gt;:O

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;You been holdin back miss foxy&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Espada blows past Flaal and Kiera, charging full-tilt down the corridor, the blade of Ragilronyo carving a deep fissure through the stone wall!

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Well, that's impressive...&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399"> &quot;Good thing we're not being paid to keep the place intact.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200"> &quot;Ally of the faith, they say. Next time I'm telling them to jump off the island...&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">When she reaches the nearest zombie wolf, she tears her massive blade from the wall, pulling with it a shower of debris as she slashes at wolf 3, the strike carrying with it the crushing force of the mountain! Mountain Hammer, &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 9 + 15 = 24&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;2d8+2d6+9 = 14 + 10 + 9 = 33&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Flaal:<font color="#006666">o_O @Imad

Espada:<font color="#990000">All damage ignores all DR and hardness, as well.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;You go miss foxy!&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Wonder what that would do to a pike phalanx... very impressive.&quot;

Wolf Zombie 3:<font color="#003200">The wolf's still standing!

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( holy smokes, that a lot of damage ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">Rolled just 4 under max damage there. :B

Mardak: <font color="#a25e0f">(( afk bio ))

Flaal:<font color="#006666">)

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Done?

Espada:<font color="#990000">Yus!

Wolf Zombie 2:<font color="#003200">Cowering wolf is cowering and healing.

Mardak has received initiative.Espada:<font color="#990000">That was also only a level 2 maneouver. :B

Espada:<font color="#990000">Next level I get Stone Bones, +4d6 damage. :B

Espada:<font color="#990000">Er, Bonecrusher.

Espada:<font color="#990000">...WAIT!

Espada:<font color="#990000">I forgot!

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( gotta read up on that 8u ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Too late.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Punishing Stance!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Mardak's player is still bio.

Espada:<font color="#990000">That adds 1d6 damage!

Kiera has received initiative.Espada:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d6 = 5&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;!

Espada:<font color="#990000">Take another 5 damage, wolfy!

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Nope. Too late.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">All these stances and stuff must mean you're fighting the enemy with the power... of DANCE.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Aww, come ooooon!

Espada:<font color="#990000">Gimme a break!

Espada:<font color="#990000">I just worked a 12 hour shift!

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Movin' on up.

Roland:<font color="#006666">ok! Which leg you want broken?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Badum tish.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">#3, how nice to see you!

Kiera:<font color="#003399">FINISHING MOVE.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Stingy DM. &gt;:|

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&#171; StrDamBonus = floor(StrMod*1.5) = StrDamBonus = floor(3 * 1.5) = 4

&#187;&#171; hitroll=1d20 = hitroll = 20 = 20

&#187;&#171; critroll=1d20 = critroll = 9 = 9

&#187;&#171; damroll=1d10 = damroll = 1 = 1

&#187;&#171; critdam=1d10 = critdam = 10 = 10

&#187;&#171; OtherBonus1 = OB1 = OtherBonus1 = 2 = 2

&#187;&#171; OtherBonus2 = OB2 = OtherBonus2 = 0 = 0

&#187;-->Two-hand swinging BFS at Zombie Wolf #3. Hit Roll: 20+3+3+2+1 = 29. CRIT THREAT! 1+4+0+1 = 6 slashing damage if it hits! (Crit Confirm? : 9+3+3+2+1 = 18) / (Crit Damage: 10+4+0+1 = 15) (Total Damage: 6 + 15 = <font size="4" color="red">21! <font color="#003399"> slashing damage!

Kiera:<font color="#003399">CRUNCH.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t6mv4Y_9_Y

Ganti:<font color="#003200">You've managed to bypass something quite nasty by having the rogue take twenty on the search. You've had enough breaks.

RAM:<font color="#990000">That's the Rogue doing as Rogues do. :P

Aurixsauriv has received initiative.Kiera:<font color="#003399"> &quot;You missed a spot.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Hmm.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000"> &quot;I wore him down for you.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Enough posturing.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">DISRUPT UNDEAD, WITCH.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Eat &#171; &#160;1d6 = 4&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; of damage.

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( Is it an attack roll spell? Lemme double check. ))

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Yep.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 1 + 7 = 8&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; &gt;:U

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Nope.

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Oi!&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I'm not undead, scaly. Get your eyes checked.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Better you then me. That could have stung. You're just immune.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Makes me wonder how does one hit so bad ,that they shoot asswards.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Ah, shove it up your... er... pelvis?&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;That one needs work.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;I mean, that takes skill.&quot;

Sandor has received initiative.Mardak: <font color="#a25e0f">(( dagblasted dog.... ))

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, I got a feeling there's more where this bunch came from, and there's just one left.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">*sweeps hand in a gesture* &quot;Suit yourself*

Sandor:<font color="#000000">End turn, doing nothing.

Flaal has received initiative.Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">and dog made me miss my turn too dangit


 * Flaal unleashes a flurry of blows

Wolf Zombie 2:<font color="#003200">Lucky you... It's cowering too much to attack.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;1d20+5+2+1 = 13 + 5 + 2 + 1 = 21&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;, Damage &#171;  &#160;2d6+2 = 8 + 2 = 10&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;1d20+5+2+1 = 20 + 5 + 2 + 1 = 28&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;, Damage &#171;  &#160;2d6+2 = 5 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Done

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">CRIT

Wolf Zombie 2:<font color="#003200">Undead.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">oh wait undead, sorry, ignore

Behter has received initiative.Wolf Zombie 2:<font color="#003200">Both hit solidly.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( yay! ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(right hand side of tunnel)

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 11 + 9 = 20&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; to hit, &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 7 + 5 = 12&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; at Wolf Zombie 2. No penalties, due to the Precise Shot feat!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And that's done.

Imad:<font color="#003200">Imad only advances a little. He's staying well out of range of breaking his rebuke.

Roland has received initiative.Roland:<font color="#006666">done

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Hey, guys, how useful would an item that can cast Cure Light Wounds at will be? (1800 gp, wondrous item)

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I'm thinking &quot;very&quot;.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">verily as well

Imad:<font color="#003200">Oh yes. Quite handy.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Very handy

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Foxy lady turn!

Espada has received initiative.Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Your turn, wolfy!&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Espada swings once more, &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 5 + 15 = 20&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;2d8+9 = 10 + 9 = 19&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...wait.

Espada:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d6 = 5&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Plus 5.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">You can only miss on a 1?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And only because of critfail.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Nice.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, done.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Combat Over.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Whew. :T

Espada:<font color="#990000">...Well, it doesn't matter now, but that attack reset all her maneouvers. :B

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And that, everyone, is why clerics are a high tier class.


 * Roland lowers his Xbow, hiding it under the cloak once more.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Turn/Rebuke Undead can trivialize an encounter...


 * Kiera keeps her sword at the ready. We're not done here yet.


 * Mardak gives a glower to the undead guy, but at least looks relieved to have an end to the fighting. &quot;Good shot, miss foxy.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;So...flimsy.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Bran's creations would not have fallen so easily.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Right, now we've dealt with the entertainment, I find myself curious about that door we looked at.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;What did I say?&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">You ain't the undead guy.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau cracks open his book

Imad:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 2 + 8 = 10&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Knowledge Religion

VAE:<font color="#000000">nah

VAE:<font color="#000000">but he mentioned that the rest should be able to mop them up

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;... Those were NOT your normal zombies.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Ah.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*heads back over to that door, and looks for a handle*

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">And slams a hand into an array featuring a circle with two smaller ones attached, and of course magical sigils.

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;What were they, then? Clockwork?&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;They were normal as far as the 'I want to eat your brains waagh' goes.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Two bulbs of light bloom into the air around him, creating a light source of thirty feet.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Dammit!

Espada:<font color="#990000">Who broke the VBL?!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Horsey.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Saph. :v

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">...think it MAY have been this token.

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">It's Large, and I may not have it centred right.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Food here, BRB!

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;I guess it's like what they say about the elves. They are decent folks, it's just the 90% who give the rest a bad name.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;I don't know. They were OBVIOUSLY undead of some sort... but those were not basic zombies.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Were they acidic?&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;... Do they LOOK like they've melted the corridor?&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;They certainly died when they were shot, which is an improvement over the poxy rats.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;They repaired themselves with that lightning that looked all black.&quot; *any handles? Doorknobs? Opening mechanisms?*

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( Yes there are, but everyone else is heading the other way. ))

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Don't mind me I'm just looking around. :v

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">what is the point of a hidden door if you don't check it out....

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+mod = 20 + 11 + 0 = 31&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Knowledge Arcana check!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau flips a page in his book.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;It was a joke you bonehead.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;...I don't get it.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bases. Like. . . chalk. Things that neutralize acids.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or gypsum.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or sepia bone.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*remembers an old addage: curiosity killed the lone rogue that knows not what the curiosity could bring. Keeps with the group, leaving the tantalizing once-hidden door alone*

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;...oh, so those are called bases? And they neutralize chalk?&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nah, they neutralize acids. They fizz when mixed together.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;If I knew that, I would have laughed.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">brb

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Anyway. Are we actually looking at that door? After half a bloody hour trying to find it, we better get something out of it besides a wolf pack ambush.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Well, either way, they're gone now, and the world is better for it.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Chalk does. Try dripping acidum salis over it, and you'll see it fizz. And, the liquid stops being corrosive.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Has anyone tried throwing chalk at a black dragon, to see what happens?&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Let us continue on. There are surely more affronts to Bran in this place waiting to be cleansed..&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm. . &quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Heh. Quicklime shells, fired at black dragon = exploson

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;They tend to eat it, and thank you for the stomach help&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;The process releases gases.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">sIon, sorry.

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Have either of you learned nothing from that? Shut up or I will feed you to whatever finds us next.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...sion.

Espada:<font color="#990000">I have no idea who Roland's talking to.

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Which way are we going? North or East?&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;If they eat it. .. you'll likely end up with a really gassy dragon. Better wear a scarf.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(I think it would actually explode! If it ate enough)

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;So. Are we continuing down this path, or attempting... Thank you, Behter. My vote, for what it's worth, is North.&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( ugh, brb. need a drink and something to eat. ))

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Anyone else got an opinion?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;They don't hide doors for nothing. East.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Doors may be found and entered later. Good treasure finders leave surprises later after things are dealt with. North for me.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Does it matter? We will be searching this entire place, anyway.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Fascinating.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You may want to collect one of these wolves.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And send it back to the church.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Oh?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;It's a prototype undead.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Combining the ease of creation of standard zombies with the specialization of more advanced ones.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;These units take from the Hunter type. Fast, hard to kill.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Interesting!&quot; :.

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;We didn't have much trouble.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Because we expected undead, an there were only four.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F"> &quot;Just what we need, easier to make...things.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;A full pack of upwards of ten?&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Hunter?&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 1 + 8 = 9&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Knowledge Religion

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">They are hundreds of worms in blue armour.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">With a plasma cannon.

Imad:<font color="#003200">Nope. Knows nothing. Apparently, He'll have to go back to school.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau flips a page in his book.

Espada:<font color="#990000">I don't suppose Knowledge Planes will help here?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+mod = 18 + 11 + 0 = 29&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Knowledge Arcana check!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">On the Hunter type undead.

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( Nope. Knowledge Plains won't help. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Planes is &quot;planes of reality&quot;.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That is, if it is extraplanar it might work.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Well of course Knowledge (Plains) wouldn't help. I'm not asking about a flat, grassy stretch of land. :B

Kiera:<font color="#003399">:T

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Ladies.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Ladies.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I know geography!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(plains...)

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">My Knowledge Geography mod is +11.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">You?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">9.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">He actually lives there.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Practical knowledge &gt; books XD

Roland:<font color="#006666">D&amp;D says otherwise.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I misspoke earlier.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;This is not just combining the hunter type.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;But multiple types.&quot;

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( Ram, I'm sorry I misspelled that. Your knowledge skill still doesn't help. ))

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;What the hell is a hunter type.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">I know, I'm just messing with ya. :P

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hunter for scent tracking, speed from the Fast Zombie, standard zombie price, and the unkillable, which is where it got its healing abilities.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Huh, seemed killable enough to me.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399"> &quot;Who died and made him an expert on zombies?&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">This sounds like he's getting the information from the Left 4 Dead manual...

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000"><small be="be" kiera.="#DEFAULT" nice="#DEFAULT">small&gt;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Erp!


 * Mardak hrmphs.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000"> &quot;Be nice, Kiera.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;No fucking idea. Besides, where the hell did he even learn this sort of stuff. Isn't it forbidden?&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">... Unkillable? &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 18 + 8 = 26&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Religon

Kiera:<font color="#003399">I like how people are hearing whispering from an entire room away.

Espada:<font color="#990000">I'm a fox, I have big ears. :B

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">it is the ears of partydom

Sandor:<font color="#000000">I'm not a fox, yet have big ears

Espada:<font color="#990000">And I'm not that far away.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">I didn't mean 'spada. :p

Espada:<font color="#990000">Oh. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">(cue in player being occupied with game mechanics and derping super hard. As in not recognising small font_)

Flaal:<font color="#006666">back :(

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And I have listen +10 on account of being a scout.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">+11

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Come on guys, are we gonna just stand here or are we gonna cleanse this place?&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Why would it be forbidden? I could see the Hordes throwing a fit, but the Empire needs to keep our church happy, otherwise it quickly looses the 'holy' part. It's main draw is that EVERY religon is represented there, is it not? And Unkillable... It's a bit of a misnomer. Especially for one of your power, Espada. But against a standard frontline trooper? Oh yes. It would be effectively unstopable.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Huh, fair enough.&quot; :B

Kiera:<font color="#003399">More empty rooms. :T

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;The first necromancer to create it was feeling... dramatic.&quot;

''<font color="#0000ff">Glitch has connected. ''

Roland:<font color="#006666">this room wasn't empty. it had wolves.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's more like how making gunpowder is something I know, but most folks don't get to. Knowledge can be dangerous in the wrong hands.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Whatchoo think miss foxy, trapped hallway or no?&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;I think that's your area of expertise.&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( brb again :x ))

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( This is obviously the training room. The monks who lived here gathered for their spars and combat instruction. You can still see some of the training dummies and weapon racks on the walls... ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">Anything good? :O


 * Flaal eyeballs one of the dummies

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ganti; I am attempting to transfer data now, btw. Will likely take awhile.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Hmm...not sure if monks would keep traps in a trainin' room, but sometimes them monks are bloomin loopy.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sometimes. Like on days ending in y&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Or whoever moved in afterwards.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Sight check for distinctive damage &#171; &#160;d20+4 = 17 + 4 = 21&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( Brb. ))

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">Me too! &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 8 + 10 = 18&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Right then, checkin. Always a good idea.&quot; A quick sweep this time, &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 1 + 10 = 11&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187; for any nasties in the hallway.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;It seems safe!&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">He finds a suspicious pebble.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">this is all sorts of sad.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I get people complaining about a 20 check, now I get a 1 on my first real trap roll XD

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Murphy's Law.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;How's it look?&quot;

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( And the weapons... Not intact. Age has taken it's toll. ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">Aww.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Looks ok, but always remember, looks be decieving.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Hmm. I'll take point anyway, just to be safe.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;If this was the training hall, then the monks would have assembled nearby.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Want I should send a horse down there as a meatshield?&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;No offense, but I'm probably the hardiest among us.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">'Take miss foxy. She looks cute and cuddly, but she can slice people up worse than chefs with onions. Still cuddly though.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;The farther we go here, the closer we'll get to something of value.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;I try very hard to be cuddly.&quot; :B

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;I can dodge traps better I bet&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Most likely.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't think chefs slice people with onions. Unless they are chefs on one of those islands where cannibals live.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">I don't suppose I could Wall of Blades traps like swinging blade traps, can I? :.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;Onward?&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Yeah, better, but... ah well.. If yo don't want a meat shield, don't go crying to me when you lose your eyes.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*Just sloooooowly turns and gives Sandor a W. T. F. face.*

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;No, he's saying chefs slice onions with people.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Eh, losing your eyes isn't so bad. They grow back.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;No, wait.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Not that I've experienced. That's nails.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like the hair Arpad's arse they do.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Notice he hasn't got any.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;That's right, mortals.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;...why aren't you going first all the time?&quot;

Arpad:''<font color="#000000">Mammalism. How classy. ''

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Shut up 


 * Mardak rolls his eyes, and slowly makes his way down the hallway.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Onward!

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*Makes it through ok apparently!*

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Looks clear.&quot; :.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Is clear!&quot; Calls down at a volume level just enough for the others to hear down the hallway

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Horse doesn't seem to have triggered anything, either... if there's a pit trap, I'll just step off.&quot;

Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( Flaal was indeed correct. This is the meeting hall... There's another corridor off to the south. ))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Do you just not like them ponies, Behter?&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Like I said before. Fifteen bloody years having to coddle the damned things so they didn't die.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Dammit, stop breaking the VBL!

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;He likes them ponies Behter, but them horses behst.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Listen &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 17 + 8 = 25&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;....that was painful, Sandor.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Hmm, another hallway.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*Another quick check! &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 13 + 10 = 23&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187; Any nasty little things?*

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;You haven't experienced misery until you've had to rub down a horse in the middle of freezing rain, and then had to give it your poncho, because otherwise it would die and you would be up crap creek without a paddle in the middle of enemy territory, and every time it coughs you have to curse its' ancestors for being so bloody FRAGILE!&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Broken pews. Curious. o:

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;Hold up. Company ahead.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Pew... pew... pew...&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">or, maybe....pew pew pew..

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">aw

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Pew pew here and a pew pew there and a bullet storm everywhere, huh?&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Someone wake the kobold.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Heh, you call that misery?&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;YES!&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Don't even get me started.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, this is just poverty. Misery is sitting on the floor.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;And you can't talk, you're a spiritual being! Can you even get a chill?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;At last record, Espada's average internal temperature was in the low one-hundreds.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Seems good here too, but again, caution rewards the crafty person&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;What scale?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">Kobaldian

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Farhenblight.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Misery is waking up after almost dying four thousand years to find your spark gone, your Mother gone, and your people either gone or serving a God that's turned them into one of the most hated races in the world.&quot; &gt;:|

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;And what does it mean in real terms?&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">*four thousand years prior.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Meh.In four thousand years there won't be a fleck left or most of us.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;It means she is functioning at an internal temperature that would leave you weak and in all probability, of unsound mind.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;...yeah, that's impressive, but it somehow still doesn't compare to a night spent wondering if you'll live to the next morning.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;The head office ought to be nearby if it's anything like the Flowing Winds.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;So you just woke up mortal and in a world that hates something somewhat related to you. boo hoo.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Behter said it behter.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;That is a fact that is constantly at work. You could die in your sleep, your shelter could prove unsafe, you could over-react to a percieved threat and injure yourself fatally.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;You spent four thousand years in limbo? Boo f/cking hoo. In that length of time, the number of ancestors of mine that died is about ten times the entire current population of the Steel Horde.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;We...movin?&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;We have company behind that door. Should we knock?&quot; :P

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( Okay! Decide on who goes in first. No traps, but SOMETHING's in there... ))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Them little ears hear plenty, I tell you. &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 5 + 11 = 16&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;It seems that you humans seem to forget these things. Think that they can't happen if you are in a set location, or among certain environmental modifyers.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*listens at the door*

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hell. I came close to kicking the bucket what, about half a dozen times while making a life-prolonging move away from the good old empire.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Mortals. You wouldn't understand what it's like for the people you've watched over for countless millenia to be on the verge of extinction.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;And that was what, a few months ago.You spent.. ten thousand times as long just napping, and bitch about it.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Let's just keep going.&quot; &gt;:|

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And you can't understand things from a mortal perspective.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;By arguing one perspective to be better, or more right than the other, you are both in the wrong.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;To be a human is to live fifty years if you're good and lucky, and spend most of that time either close to death or doing the same thing over and over and over without ceasing. If you asked anyone, they'd prefer to have your lifespan.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Because to be in the right, one has t obe a short lizard.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Both views are valid, both views portray a level of misery equitable to the other.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Honestly? I've been trying not think about that... I could... exist... that long.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*sneaks along with the foxy lady, rolling if he feels he must. Unnessesary rolling go!*

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">clear init?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">I can't move in that direction.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Something fuddles with my movement.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Immortality is not all it's cracked up to be.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Same here.

RAM:<font color="#990000">:.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Odd.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's just agree that our lives all suck, and leave it at that. I mean, otherwise ,we wouldn't be pirates digging up some ancient nutcase monk haven. .&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( 's just youse guys ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">I am aware. I locked movement. Battle lines?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">And now I can't move in that direction at all.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Ah.

Roland: <font color="#6666">(( i can't move my token now ))

RAM:<font color="#990000">Ah, that explains it.

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Ever been mortal? Ever wanted to live less time? Then you have the option. If I wanted to experience a touch of your immortality, what recourse do I have?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;That is exactly what I said.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You just used a low brow equivalent.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whatevs.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( can't move mine either :P ))

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;I swear, you reptiles sound all alike. Like I was hearing Arpad.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Can...we...leave the discussion of bad backstories till AFTER we finish the job, eh?&quot;


 * Kiera just sighs. :T

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">We are locked because battle is about to begin.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I assume.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It's to keep us in one place.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;No, I do not have that option. I have a responsibility to my people and to Mother.&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">What part of 'Movent Locked' do you not understand? Now... Batle Lines? Who's in front, who's in back, ETC. Or are you going to keep Faffing about IC?

Espada:<font color="#990000">I'm in front!

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( I WANNA be up front &gt;:D ))

Espada:<font color="#990000">It would prolly be easier to unlock movement and let us arrange ourselves.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, right. Thought it meant we were locking where we were for battle. I have some interest in us being strung out as-are, actually... but if others want to move...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I'll close up to behind the current block of people in front.

Roland:<font color="#006666">back

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, all the people I have is Arpad, and little Sandor down in my trousers. So excuse me while I don't give a damn.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Second line, please.

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Life is wasted on the living.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Third line could help, so where I am is fine

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, clearly nobody wasted death on you, bonesack.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">though IC he was nearby his new friend, the foxy person

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Aren't there revival magics?&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( in before fireball :v ))

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Use one?&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">Okay, so Door now being opened?

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Think it'd work after so much time?&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Maybe them positive energies could cause bad things for the boney guy&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah, think so.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">(AM ready)

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Responsibility. So, you have a responsibility, and you want to fulfil it, and that's why you stick around. But if I have a responsibility, do I get the chance to live forever to fulfil it? No, I don't. The mortal coil is a few short decades of pain and war, so I fill it with as much fun as I can because that's all the chance I get.&quot;

Entomber:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 11&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Initative!

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Besides, there's not many better things than fun, anyways.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 14 + 7 = 21&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; for init. If needed, &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 20 + 10 = 30&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; listen.

Espada:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 2 + 2 = 4&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Initiative!

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">And here goes the rogue, ready to scrap! &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 18 + 5 = 23&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Roland:<font color="#006666">Initiative is

<font color="#006666">15

Kiera:<font color="#003399">INITIATIVE! &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 16 + 3 = 19&#160; <font color="#003399">&#187;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Fuck.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Fuck is one of them

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, hey, another critical listen.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Jeez, I'm usin' all my good rolls on init today.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">What are they talking about?

Kiera:<font color="#003399">INANE GIBBERISH TO DO WITH MORTALITY OR SOMETHING. NOW SHUT UP AND FIGHT.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187; Initiative

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Same here, kitty sister

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&gt;:|

Entomber:<font color="#003200">Well... You sorta knew he had to be there... but you weren't exactly being stealthy... Which let him prepare for you. &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 16 + 10 = 26&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Slam on foxy lady! &#171; &#160;1d6+9 = 6 + 9 = 15&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; damage. Reflex save if it hits.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+3+mod = 3 + 3 + 0 = 6&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Dex check!

Espada:<font color="#990000">Wall of Blades! &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 20 + 13 = 33&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; counter!

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( also we can't actually see into the room or anything ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

VAE:<font color="#000000">same

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( or see this guy ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">no sight at alll

Espada:<font color="#990000">Espada whips her blade up, easily knocking the attack aside!

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( For a minute. ))

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( I thought vae was saying night all. ))

Entomber:<font color="#003200">Now everyone else who hasn't rolled Init? Do so.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">or set it maybe

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( And we were leaving off on pre-combat init. :V ))

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( Aren't I silly. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha not looking for a night yet

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Ha, you will have to try herder than that!&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">*harder

Entomber:<font color="#003200">It... doesn't respond. At all.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Critical counter!

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( VAE. INITIATIVE. &gt;:| ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(put it on the token

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 10 + 3 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Mardak has received initiative.Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;It should just be this one...&quot; &gt;:/

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;What's that supposed to mean?&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Hmmm. There room for me to blow past down the middle? (Remember, despite token size, I'm &quot;only&quot; on a horse.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;It means I didn't hear anything else waiting for us in here.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Dude.

Entomber: <font color="#3200">(( You can pass the others. You just can't end sharing a space. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Good.

Espada:<font color="#990000">You can move through any ally square.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Just...what Ganti said. :B

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Well, this is me on a horse, so I'm checking.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Sounds like a particularly bad undead brute, and the lack of a reaction to foxy lady? Also a good sign of no intelligence. He plucks out 2 vials of that potion he oh so adores, hands one to the kitty lady, and drinks his own. GM, you know full well what them hide undead potions do. If that this IS intelligent, will 11. Same for Imad. (if I can do anything else, like move 20 ft, tell me)

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*thing not this

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">**hide from undead

Kiera:<font color="#003399">I has a potion?

VAE:<font color="#000000">No

VAE:<font color="#000000">u haz a cheezburger

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*you do. Hide from Undead. You be completely undetectable by stupid undeads for 10 mins unless you hit or touch them*

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">once you drink it anyways

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Why would I touch them? I'm not a necrophile

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">touch spells, or they run into you.

Imad:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 11 + 4 = 15&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; will!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">can he still move his 20 ft?

Entomber: <font color="#3200">(( So, are you moving after taking that potion or what? ))

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">yep

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*Slinks past the undead....any reactions from it?*

Entomber:<font color="#003200">It's head turns to follow you as you enter... the reason it didn't respond to Espada's taunts become's clear enough... Someone's stitched it's lips shut!

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Aw criminy, it's intelligent. And...sewn up!&quot; *done*

Behter-mounted has received initiative.Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(Is this an undead, actually - specifically, is it immune to precision damage?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Describe it.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That will affect my roll.

Entomber: <font color="#3200">(( Yes, it's undead. ))

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Give me a good enough description, I can give you tactical data.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">In a modern setting, Sau would be the nerd on the radio, looking things up for you.

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 18 + 9 = 27&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; to hit, &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 4 + 5 = 9&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; at Emtomber.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">He's still the nerd, just scalier and radio-less.

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Right, you... whatever..., eat this with your sewn up mouth!&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Big, ugly, stinky, and sewn up lips. Eyeballs bulging out of it's ugly head.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Think Lupus Erysthematosus style scalier X3

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And that be turn.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;A more objective description, please.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Well, that explains why it didn't respond to me.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Height, level of decay, obvious natural weapons.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;It's got a sewn up mouth, it can see the little bastard and it still has eyes! Do you want me to ask it?&quot;

Entomber: <font color="#3200">(( It's a shrunken and disfigured humanoid... It's lips are sewn shut, and it's rags are coated with dirt. It's eyes are filled with madness, and it's only obvious weapons are it's hands... ))

Kiera has received initiative.Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, I think I know what it'll say.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmmpmhphm!&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Has it displayed any abnormal abilities for undead?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;A specialization?&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;We saw it five seconds ago, what do you think?&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;It seems specialized in being built like a brick shithouse.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Whups. Okay. Hm.

Entomber:<font color="#003200">If foxy lady hadn't wall of blade's me you'd KNOW what my specilization is.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Cor, you can get a good look in a second, this thing is all sorts of dooly crazy, savvy??&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So, clearly miss Amaterasu-lookalike has a shield as secondary weapon.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">That accent of his just got heavier

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ammy wasn't blue

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Might as well get some vague use out of this thing, so draw and fire... not that I expect to hit given it's in melee. XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">Though, counts as the cutest videogame protagonist ever I saw

Espada:<font color="#990000">No, I just have an ability that lets me parry attacks.

VAE:<font color="#000000">until they make one with lynx

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&#171; hitroll=1d20 = hitroll = 15 = 15

&#187;&#171; damroll=1d10 = damroll = 8 = 8

&#187;&#171; critroll=1d20 = critroll = 14 = 14

&#187;&#171; critdam=1d10 = critdam = 8 = 8

&#187;&#171; critdam2=1d10 = critdam2 = 5 = 5

&#187;&#171; OtherBonus1 = AccBonus = OtherBonus1 = -4 = -4

&#187;&#171; OtherBonus2 = DamBonus = OtherBonus2 = 0 = 0

&#187;-->'''Shooting Entomber with Flintlock Pistol. BANG! Hit Roll: 15'''+3+3+-4 = 17. 8+0 = 8 piercing damage if it hits!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah, but this is a quadrupedal sealed canine deity with a f-off big sword. Colour is relatvely minor.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And Ammy with a shield in the second slot can do an instant parry, so...

Entomber:<font color="#003200">Your attack just bounces right off it's supernaturally tough flesh.

Espada:<font color="#990000">I've never played Ookami, so I can't say I know anything about Ammy except what she looks like.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Eh, done then.

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;It just bounced a bullet... that's not normal.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Excellent.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Hey, scaly? You listening to this?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Of course I am.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">pity. I played Okamiden which has Ammy's offspring, and it's awesome

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Even your obvious attempts to be unhelpful are actually narrowing things down.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Thank you for that.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;If I was trying to be unhelpful, I'd speculate on its' parentage.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">It was enough to overcome my cuteness DR, and that's /cats

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;That reminds me, can you tell the race of the undead?&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;We shall see how well its flesh withstands my blade.&quot; &gt;:3

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+mod = 20 + 11 + 0 = 31&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Knowledge Arcana check!

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;A tribesman from the Ungo Bungo tribe, clearly.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">NERD POWERS.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">good grief.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">ACTIVATE.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">nom for the night: Hyper Intelligent Aurix GO!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I'll just cross reference what I know and some guesses, and get the right answer!&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&quot;Imad, andy sense in hearing what this soul has to say?&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Does it have anything to say? It's got a sewn up mouth!&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Not if it's been exposed to what I think it has!&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;A sewing needle!.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do I win anything for guessing?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;An irritated ally&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;And what would that be, Imad?&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;You win me using negative energy to attempt to heal you.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">^:P

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;... You weren't listening to the mission breifing, were you?&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I skimmed it...&quot;

Imad: <font color="#3200">(( Quick reminder, OOC wise... Brain In a Jar. ))

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;I was too!&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nobocd

Imad:<font color="#003200">Arc, Done?

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nobody can make a brain golem. Plain out can't be done.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Oh yeah, the brain thing!&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;It's very polite for it to wait until the cat lady moves.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200"> &quot;... I will ask for a raise if I get out of this. I really will.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*them eyes narrow ever so slightly*

Roland:<font color="#006666">@

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Raise Dead?&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Arcalane? Done? Yes? No? Lobster?

Kiera:<font color="#003399">I was done ages ago!

Roland has received initiative.Kiera:<font color="#003399">Right after my attack bounced, even.

Roland:<font color="#006666">@Imad &quot;Do you think you and me can chunk him over the others onto that thing?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">I got nothing, end

Sandor has received initiative.Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Alright.&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200"> &quot;Can't hurt to try...&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;It's an entomber, it will bury you, literally, if it lands a melee hit.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hup, bafroom!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Even dodging its burying ability, it is a melee undead.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;How come he didn't bury the fox?&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;The block thing, I think.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . . &quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bury the fox. Sounds like an euphemism for something, doesn't it?&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">A Wizard is never late, nor is he early... unless he's looking over his options (which he has a lot of).

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Regardless, the sorcerer steps forwards. &quot;Out of the way, mentlegen, there'll be fireworks.&quot; Once again he closes his eyes and crosses his palms on his chest, then stretches them forth in a fiery release. &quot;BURN!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 3 + 5 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Ranged Touch attack for &#171;  &#160;4d6 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; of roasted undead.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Or not

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Ayup. Misses entierly. And barely misses the desk of the Abbot.

Entomber:<font color="#003200">Foxy, this is for you...

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Feathered flying fucks!&quot;

Entomber:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 7 + 10 = 17&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; The... thing... attempts to hit you with it's fist! &#171; &#160;1d6+9 = 2 + 9 = 11&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;. If it hits, make a reflex save.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">And as she's in punishing stance, I do believe that hits!

Espada:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 17 + 3 = 20&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Reflex

Entomber:<font color="#003200">Lucky fox is lucky. Managed to dodge the ground surging up to engulf it.

Flaal has received initiative.Flaal:<font color="#006666">Did it just Spring away?

Entomber:<font color="#003200">Five Foot Step.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">ah

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Advisory: Engage at a range of at least five feet.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">:B

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Melee is to be avoided where possible.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F"> &quot;Fat lotta good that does me, innit?&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">I should know this, but can I Spring Attack AND do a Flurry of Blows?

Flaal:<font color="#006666">:B

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Don't think so.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Flurry is a full attack.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So you get at most a 5 foot step.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">alrighty

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Thanks!


 * Flaal moves for a spring attack

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;1d20+5+2 = 4 + 5 + 2 = 11&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;, damage &#171;  &#160;2d6 = 9&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">:/


 * Flaal springs away

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Done

Entomber:<font color="#003200">Well. You've confirmed the reports of supernaturally tough flesh. That's going to leave a BRUISE.

Aurixsauriv has received initiative.Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hmm. I don't believe Espada -has- ranged ability.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Back!

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;No, I do not.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Do not worry about me, though.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Espada, hold still, I shall provide a buff to mitigate the danger.&quot;

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Welcome back

Roland:<font color="#006666">((Did you forget to add Imad to the Init again?))

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;I can take whatever this thing can dish out.&quot; &gt;:|

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Sau flips a page, and points the open book at Espada.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">The diagram lghts up, spins on the page, and flashes.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Leaving Espada...blurry at the edges.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Do the 20% miss chance!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">You are subject to Blur, and gain a 20% miss chance on all attacks aimed at you.

Imad:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 8 + 4 = 12&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

Aurixsauriv has received initiative.Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Well, he just did his thing...

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Thank you, Sau.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">Arpad, you are a silly snake, you don't inits :D

Espada has received initiative.Imad:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 6 + 8 = 14&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Religion!

Arpad:<font color="#000000">I'm the best snake there is.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Your flesh is strong.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Your meat is good. (Russian translation)

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Let us see if it is strong enough to withstand Ragilronyo.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Your meat is thick would be one.

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;... Entombers? ... I don't know much about them beyond what's been said. I don't think I can rebuke them...&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I will defeat you with tongue twisters (confused russian translation)

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">What do you mean your hovercraft is full of eels?

Espada:<font color="#990000">Espada steps around the corner, her blade already blurring through the air! &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 2 + 15 = 17&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;2d8+2d6+1d6+9 = 2 + 12 + 6 + 9 = 29&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Flaal:<font color="#006666">@Imad &quot;Why's that?&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Fucking why are all my rolls shit tonight?!

Entomber:<font color="#003200">The answer is YES. It's flesh IS that strong.

Roland:<font color="#006666">was about to say that

VAE:<font color="#000000">Do you want to come to my place bouncy bouncy

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Hey, you did some devastating ones at the last fight.


 * Mardak gives a grin....he is plotting....

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Hmm, it would seem I must step up my game.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">I forget, what can we use AP for?

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Look, theres a certain metaphysical weight given to undead and clerics. When we attempt to rebuke them, we're pitting our weight up agianst theirs. And the weight of entombers... is rather potent. More then twice mine.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Wuh-oh. Many HD.

Imad:<font color="#003200">You can add 1d6 to any d20 roll, before the hit/miss has been called.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Ah.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Well then, turn over I guess.

Mardak has received initiative.Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Well, you rolled a 2 and still did fairly well.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Fucking twos.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Use of AP would most of time be waste.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Bast. Hungarian Phrasebook is like, my favourite MP sketch

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">so I do not break rules....would it be a 15 tumble or a 25 tumble to go from where Mardak is to BEHIND the beastie?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">15 Tumble at one-half speed as part of normal movement, provoking no attacks of opportunity while doing so. Failure means you provoke attacks of opportunity normally. Check separately for each opponent you move past, in the order in which you pass them (player&#8217;s choice of order in case of a tie). Each additional enemy after the first adds +2 to the Tumble DC.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">with a 20 ft speed I mean

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">25 Tumble at one-half speed through an area occupied by an enemy (over, under, or around the opponent) as part of normal movement, provoking no attacks of opportunity while doing so. Failure means you stop before entering the enemy-occupied area and provoke an attack of opportunity from that enemy. Check separately for each opponent. Each additional enemy after the first adds +2 to the Tumble DC.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, duh. It's a muscly zombie and you're a heap of bones.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Depends on if you want to risk going through the sqare.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">or is it even possible where he is?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">He can, by going R R R U.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Tumble DC is 15.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">ok.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Doing that then.

Imad:<font color="#003200">Takes a full speed action to get behind him, I'm afraid. And I have NO idea what you just said.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, yeah, that's true.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Sorry, missed that. You CAN get behind, but no other action that turn.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And the weight of entombers... is rather potent. More then twice mine.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">reaction to this

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(That is, both move and standard spent as moves)

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">rolling tumble now for....huh? Oh, that is ok.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">R R R U means right-right-right-up.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Flanking and making him in an AoO zone is more important

VAE:<font color="#000000">Remember, Sandor's still not taking Imad particularly seriously

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Should be R R R R U, true, but that still is only 20 I think...

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">He becomes a little ball of gnome, as he rolls on by his enemies! &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 3 + 12 = 15&#160; <font color="#A25E0F">&#187;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">(juuuust barely :D)

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Ya da da dah-dah-daa daa daa daa...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHwHiymSojk


 * Mardak sees his moment, and sprints towards the massive hunk of undead...before roling JUST under his arms, and getting to the backside of the thing! &quot;Oy, where you think you're goin? Foxy ain't done with you none.&quot; And grins. Tactics!

Entomber: <font color="#3200">(( No, wait! You'd have to go THROUGH the entomber to do that. ))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">oh.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">gah

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">No.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">He can do it.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">well, diagonal corner for now then.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Right, right, right, right-and-up.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Each of those is only one square.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yeah, you're good.

Entomber:<font color="#003200">He's SMALL. 20 speed.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Even with the diagonal it's still 20 feet.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Still.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">The first diagonal square in a turn is 5 feet.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Move and standard for movement, he covers 20 feet.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, true. I missed that.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So he goes right 15 then right-up five.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">:D

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">so he still gets to show tactics! Yay!


 * Entomber glances at the Gnome, then goes back to glaring at the fox.

Behter-mounted has received initiative.Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">if he does more than a 5 ft step, AoO :D

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 1 + 9 = 10&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; to hit, &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 4 + 5 = 9&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; damage. &quot;If it can ouch, it can die.&quot;


 * Espada glares right back. &gt;:|

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;...but not if I miss that badly. Sorry for nearly shaving your tail.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">Turn.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*ducks down!* &quot;Oi blimey watch them shots!&amp;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Watch your aim!&quot; &gt;:O

Kiera has received initiative.Espada:<font color="#990000">Ugh, so many shit rolls.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( oh dear. isn't that a reflex save? :v ))

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">shot so bad, the arrow split in two :D

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yes. Yes it is.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">?

Espada:<font color="#990000">I hope we don't lose someone tonight! D:

Roland:<font color="#006666">it is impessive he almost managed to hit 2 targets 10 feet apart with 1 arrow

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( if you get a 1 on attack, 's a critfail ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah... what does that mean, is what I'm saying?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Do I have to roll reflex, then?

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( roll a reflex save to see whether you dropped your bow or not ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">You Crit Failed that Attack Roll. Save or I filp A coin.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Roll reflex to avoid royally fucking up.

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 7 + 8 = 15&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Pass. Barely.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( catwrangling, hold on ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Phew. Good thing I have high Dex.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">What would have happened had I failed?

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( okay, cat wrangled ))

Entomber: <font color="#3200">(( Very good. One under, and you would have... &#171; &#160;1d2 = 1&#160; <font color="#3200">&#187; ))

Entomber: <font color="#3200">(( Hit espada. ))

Kiera:<font color="#003399">This is probably going to fail horribly. :v

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Also, swift for dodge bonus. ANyway.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Looks like what I said was right, then. And me with precise shot...

Entomber: <font color="#3200">(( Did you move through Espada's space? ))

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&#171; StrDamBonus = floor(StrMod*1.5) = StrDamBonus = floor(3 * 1.5) = 4

&#187;&#171; hitroll=1d20 = hitroll = 7 = 7

&#187;&#171; critroll=1d20 = critroll = 11 = 11

&#187;&#171; damroll=1d10 = damroll = 4 = 4

&#187;&#171; critdam=1d10 = critdam = 1 = 1

&#187;&#171; OtherBonus1 = OB1 = OtherBonus1 = 0 = 0

&#187;&#171; OtherBonus2 = OB2 = OtherBonus2 = 0 = 0

&#187;-->Two-hand swinging BFS at Entomber. Hit Roll: 7+3+3+0+1 = 14. 4+4+0+1 = 9 slashing damage if it hits!

Kiera:<font color="#003399">lolnope

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I think she had the move to take an outside path.

Entomber:<font color="#003200">God, this thing's skin's like Steel.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">3 AoO potentially!

Roland:<font color="#006666">it is flanked if that matters

Kiera:<font color="#003399">That path, yes. So no AoO.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Anyway done.

Roland has received initiative.Roland:<font color="#006666">still nuttin, end

Espada:<font color="#990000">I could have used that seven. &gt;:|

Espada:<font color="#990000">And we could use some help down here, two guys sitting around doing nothing. &gt;:O

Sandor has received initiative.Roland:<font color="#006666">i can flail at it if you want.

Espada:<font color="#990000">I though you had magic and shit!

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">I think he is down to just shit

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">What kind of wiz doesn't have the wiz power of Haste?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">One who can't cast third level spells yet.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">And didn't have enough time to use new money on scrolls.

Entomber:<font color="#003200">Given the fact that this thing deals 1/4 your health a hit? you do INDEED need the help. Given it hits 75% of the time? Yeah, you're in bad shape unless you roll much, much, better.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Let's try again, I guess.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's try again, I guess.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">For the third time, with a slight feeling of futility, Sandor closes his eyes and crosses his palms on his chest, then stretches them forth in a fiery release. &quot;BURN!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 3 + 5 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Ranged Touch attack for &#171;  &#160;4d6 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; of roasted undead.

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha wat

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Hee.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">oh good sweet stupid bot

VAE:<font color="#000000">exactly the same attack roll

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Fire bad&quot;.

Entomber:<font color="#003200">This thing almost looks sorry for you!

Espada:<font color="#990000">Damn RNG!

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Holy throne, what the actual fuck happens with that thing.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Stop giving us such shit rolls!

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;It fucking repels magic or something.&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">This is providing SUCH justification for those Ranger levels...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;I want to study how to fight Undead, so this will NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">Espada? Take &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Heals.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Why thank you!

Entomber:<font color="#003200">You need them. &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 3 + 10 = 13&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; dealing &#171;  &#160;1d6+9 = 3 + 9 = 12&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Damage. It hits? Reflex.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">oh this should be fun. :D

Espada:<font color="#990000">Ha!

Entomber:<font color="#003200">Well, lucky you.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">When was the last roll that hit?

Roland:<font color="#006666">fight of the low rolls. let the flailing begin!

Espada:<font color="#990000">Thank you, armor!

Entomber:<font color="#003200">What, on this thing? 24Ish, I think.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...not what was being asked, but bloody hell.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">seriously? Wow.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">So, if anyone can TAKE AoO's on this, go ahead and do so.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Remember, it is now flanked.

Espada:<font color="#990000">I can hit that on a half-decent roll.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Do I get an AoO?

Espada:<font color="#990000">Plz?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Hell, with the flanking you can hit that on a seven.

Espada:<font color="#990000">I don't think so, but worth asking.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">natural attacks generally don't provoke AoOs last I checked

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Hang on, looking up AoO's...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I'm wondering if we should grapple it and my character gets out his folding saw...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Anyone know True Strike?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, it says unarmed attacks do indeed provoke, but that was a Slam attack, which I think is a natural weapon, not unarmed.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It is.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That said, I have an idea...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I might try and knock it down with a charge.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Durn.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That makes it prone.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Coulda recharged my maneouvers with an AoO.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(I have a quarterstaff - to use like a lance?)

Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( That would take a penalty on attack roll for improvising, but... Sure! Go for it. ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Actually, my to-hit is 8 with charge with that weapon...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(+8, that is)

Espada:<font color="#990000">Not bad.

Espada:<font color="#990000">It's no 15, but still not bad. :B

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">With this thing's AC, assuming it's what we threw up on IRC, that's a 13 to hit without the improv mod.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">&gt;.&gt;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">natural to hit is 8 with sickle

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah, I am describing me in a charge.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Lemme guess, you googled it for metagame?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">I think the moral lesson of today's sesion is don't throw things at the party that have DR, high AC, and a considerable amount of HP. Because this fight is going to take HOURS.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Not me.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">It has no DR.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">yay!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, good. this will only take three hours.

Espada:<font color="#990000">And I need to go to bed in 45 minutes. :B

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Oh, wait. Yes it does. I'm willing to ignore that in favor of expideancy and not giving it more time for it's nasty, nasty, attacks.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">I wouldn't normally look this stuff up, but I call bullshit, not just because of the RNG being a complete bitch today. :|

RAM:<font color="#990000">I'm working over the weekend. &gt;:|

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ehh

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Overrun time... when it is my turn.

VAE:<font color="#000000">the battle is OK

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Bullshit has been called.

Flaal has received initiative.Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Arcalane, expound upon your call of bullshit.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and ;ast week's game took an hour longer

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">The good thing - that would make it prone, and volnerable to coup de grace, and also standing up causes AOOs.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">The bad thing - it's a bloody tricky special action.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Me, I don't mind this battle.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'm calling meh on whiny party. Combat should be difficult, otherwise it gets boring.

RAM:<font color="#990000">The last few have gon really quick.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">True, but... this is a pig to hit.

RAM:<font color="#990000">The only problem is the RNG being a bitch.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Undead... I think it's immune to Coupe de grace.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Ganti, can I go the long way around Kiera to avoid an AoO?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Fair enough. It'll still lose 4 from its' AC.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">press space to set a 'waypoint' when moving.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">If I can even do this.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And if I can knock it prone, then Espada WILL hit on a 2.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yes you can.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Cool

VAE:<font color="#000000">By mechanics of CdG i'd almost be tempted to houserule that if it's prone you can, if I was GM

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I just want to successfully hit something, the bigger the better, AND I get to show off Char tactics! If he didn't move this thing could have gotten to a corner so NO flanking XD

Flaal:<font color="#006666">it takes 25 feet, yes?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">If. But your charge line is probably going to be blocked by Flaal now.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Like, it's more-less &quot;expedient destruction of an enemy that can't do anything about it&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">because you can just walk there and cut its fucking head off XD

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It actually is part of a move, so I can circle around.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">it is


 * Flaal spring attacks

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Twenty feet.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">If you use diagonals well.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Which I'll assume you do.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I have a mount with move of 50, I'm fine.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;1d20+5+2+2 = 14 + 5 + 2 + 2 = 23&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;, damage &#171;  &#160;2d6 = 8&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Ooh, that may be a hit.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">That hits!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">At last!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">FINALLY! :D


 * Flaal springs back to where he came (20+20)

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">only takes 1 damage :P *brickd*

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wod-MudLNPA

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Done

Aurixsauriv has received initiative.Flaal:<font color="#006666">Is my quarterstaff still in one piece? :B

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yeah.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">yay!

Ganti:<font color="#003200">As that was an 'armed' unarmed strike.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It takes a Sunder to damage weapons, I think - you're assumed to pull the blow enough to not break the weapon.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">I think.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Draken, DR 5. It takes 4

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Pretty sure quarterstaves don't do 2d6.

VAE:<font color="#000000">er 3

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">was said for humor

Roland:<font color="#006666">unless you attack something acidic, then shit goes south fast for melee weapons

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . Maybe it's a half staff

Ganti:<font color="#003200">I'm entierly willing to ignore that and say it was a poorly made entomber.

VAE:<font color="#000000">eh, encounter isn't bad

VAE:<font color="#000000">our luck is

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">He couldn't get the material.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Mkay.

RAM:<font color="#990000">What VAE said.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, suppose I didn't miss horribly twice, the fuck would be 24 HP lighter - about half of its life

RAM:<font color="#990000">It's a good encounter.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">baaaaaaad luck XD

RAM:<font color="#990000">We're just having shit luck.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Drawing crossbow as part of a move action.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Shunt!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+6+mod = 16 + 6 + 0 = 22&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Pew! Crossbow bolt coming at you for &#171; &#160;1d6 = 2&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; damage!

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">is a cross bowman

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Durn.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Well, that IS a hit, I think.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">I think all that did was piss it off.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">except DR

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">But it doesn't overcome dr.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I think GM said we were ignoring the DR.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">except he keeps saying he's waived that or something :v

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">I thought he just said he was ignoring DR

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yeah, I was thinking that you lot were chewing up those other encounters way to fast, so I tried to toss something a bit more... potent, at you.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And then we blew all our spells on attack rolls of three.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And that's admirable

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">And fry, you had that brain thing.

VAE:<font color="#000000">just. .. my luck sucks, and so does everyone else's

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Well, up until people said that the DR wasn't too bad. Vote. DR or no DR?

VAE:<font color="#000000">DR.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Abstain.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Let's do it the proper way

Roland:<font color="#006666">abstain

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">reminder for those who missed it in IRC- &quot;Entomber, 8d12 HD (avg 52hp), AC 21 (+11 nat), touch 10, FF 21. DR5/silver, darkvision, undead traits.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Think of the damage output Espada has.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Why did I not pack alchemical silver? I have bloody signal torches in here...

VAE:<font color="#000000">it is an appropriate encounter

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">yes, now think of the damage output the rest of us have

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">might as well properize it

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">what's the point if it's nullifying half of our output and barely denting hers?

Sandor:<font color="#000000">Hell,why didn't I? I'm a friggin' chem factory worker!

Roland:<font color="#006666">I don't think we can use its weakness as none of us knows about it IC anyway

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Half, hell. Currently, Meany's character can do 1 damage to it on a 6.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Well, that's what I'm made for.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Overwhelming damage.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Magic bypasses it entierly. Not MY fault the mage people have been rolling crap.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">the tomi of the group

VAE:<font color="#000000">But. . . that's a problem of in-party balance, not of the encounter. Regardless it'll go better with time

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">True.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Now

VAE:<font color="#000000">let's stop arguing

VAE:<font color="#000000">and fucking kill it

VAE:<font color="#000000">because we're wasting *more* time

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Espada has work to do

RAM:<font color="#990000">30 minutes until bed time for me.

Espada has received initiative.Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Right. Espada's turn. Now, you'll hit this on a... 4, thanks to the flanking.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Make that attack.

VAE:<font color="#000000">see her roll a 3

Espada:<font color="#990000">Well.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">I'd say don't jinx it but the RNG's being a bitch as-is. XP

Espada:<font color="#990000">Espada swings Ragilronyo, and the keen of eye can see her fur stiffen and harden. &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 9 + 15 = 24&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;2d8+1d6+9 = 8 + 2 + 9 = 19&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage! If it hits, Espada gains DR 5/Adamantine for one round!

Espada:<font color="#990000">+2 for flanking?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And the good thing about that is, she'll ignore other DR/material.

VAE:<font color="#000000">does it mean she also breaches DR below ada?

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yes. But that's a hit anyway.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It's AC 21.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay! That's a solid hit.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Is there &quot;Total Bastard Stance&quot;?

Espada:<font color="#990000">And that's the last of my offensive maneouvers.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">And most of the damage was done. So it's now displaying visible damage. Done?

Espada:<font color="#990000">Yep, done!

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">That's used by Killer GMs, Saph. :p

Espada:<font color="#990000">If you can knock it over, that would be swesome.

Mardak has received initiative.Espada:<font color="#990000">I can recharge my maneouvers on an AoO.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Total Bastard Stance - all stats go to very high, saves are very high, and AC is attack-roll+1

VAE:<font color="#000000">hah


 * Mardak shifts a little in his so-called stance, before slashing out at the thing with his sickle &#171; &#160;1d20+8+2 = 16 + 8 + 2 = 26&#160;  &#187;, aiming right for the back of the knees! &#171;  &#160;1d4+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160;  &#187;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">...so sad.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">yyyyyeah.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It's a hit, but... &quot;negative, it didn't go in...&quot;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Welp. You hit it. But that things skin IS steel.

Behter-mounted has received initiative.Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">even at the fleshier bits of the knees?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Chaaarge

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Funny thing.

Roland:<font color="#006666">RNG is entering its 2nd phase, Troll mode.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Wizard: STAY AWAY FROM IT!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Rest of party: PINATA!

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">So, strength check, I think it is supposed to be..?

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">(for an overrun)

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Try not to trip over your own horse.

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">And can I get a bonus from the horse?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">&quot;Since you begin the overrun by moving into the defender&#8217;s space, you provoke an attack of opportunity from the defender.&quot;

Entomber:<font color="#003200">As this is an Overrunn... You get &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 3 + 10 = 13&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Slam &#171;  &#160;1d6+9 = 2 + 9 = 11&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;. Make a Reflex.

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">Miss!

Entomber:<font color="#003200">Nope. RNG has decided to be merficul.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">&quot;If you attempt an overrun while mounted, your mount makes the Strength check to determine the success or failure of the overrun attack (and applies its size modifier, rather than yours).&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">Does it get a stab mod for being quadrupedal?

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 8 + 6 = 14&#160; <font color="#CC6600">&#187; if not.

VAE:<font color="#000000">owch

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">Right, now the Entomber has to make an opposed Str check.

Entomber:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 9 + 6 = 15&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">SO close.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Looks like it stays on it's feet.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Oh for sweet frigging....

VAE:<font color="#000000">applies its size modifier. Does it mean it has a str of 14?

VAE:<font color="#000000">(horse)

Roland:<font color="#006666">MAXIMUM TROLL

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yep.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">And, does the horse get a stability bonus for being four legged?


 * VAE sigh. Would have guessed more

VAE:<font color="#000000">Bast, the RNG hates us tonight

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I mean, it weighs a good few hundred pounds...

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">&quot;The defender gets a +4 bonus on his check if he has more than two legs or is otherwise more stable than a normal humanoid (such as a dwarf). If you win, you knock the defender prone. If you lose, the defender may immediately react and make a Strength check opposed by your Dexterity or Strength check (including the size modifiers noted above, but no other modifiers) to try to knock you prone.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . Bast. Defender gets a +4 bonus?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">IF two or more legs.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Read more than just the first five words.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ohh


 * VAE fail

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Right, so does that mean a second opposed check?


 * VAE almost wanted to plead Bast to send a regiment of assault cats help us

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">(If this horse gets knocked over, I'm trying that again next turn.... with a new horse... after rolling a dismount.)

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Nope. You just have to back up.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">Disposable horses

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yep.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's so friggin hillarious

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Okay, that didn't work... do I still have a standard action?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">No. Overrun IS a standard.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Right.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Turn, then.

Kiera has received initiative.Kiera:<font color="#003399">XP

Espada:<font color="#990000">Huh, you coulda used an AP there, couldn't you've?

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&#171; StrDamBonus = floor(StrMod*1.5) = StrDamBonus = floor(3 * 1.5) = 4

&#187;&#171; hitroll=1d20 = hitroll = 20 = 20

&#187;&#171; critroll=1d20 = critroll = 20 = 20

&#187;&#171; damroll=1d10 = damroll = 9 = 9

&#187;&#171; critdam=1d10 = critdam = 9 = 9

&#187;&#171; OtherBonus1 = OB1 = OtherBonus1 = 2 = 2

&#187;&#171; OtherBonus2 = OB2 = OtherBonus2 = 0 = 0

&#187;-->Two-hand swinging BFS at Entomber. Hit Roll: 20+3+3+2+1 = 29. CRIT THREAT! 9+4+0+1 = 14 slashing damage if it hits! (Crit Confirm? : 20+3+3+2+1 = 29) / (Crit Damage: 9+4+0+1 = 14) (Total Damage: 14 + 14 = <font size="4" color="red">28! <font color="#003399"> slashing damage!

Kiera:<font color="#003399">fuck me it worked

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">...wow.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Alright.

VAE:<font color="#000000">wow

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">But you're so moody. :V

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">figures

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">it's crit immune

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">-*- Arcalane is not a superstitious person, but what the hell. Fingers crossed... XP

Roland:<font color="#006666">MAXIMUM. TROLL.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">and there is 2 20s rolled in a row

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually

VAE:<font color="#000000">normally

VAE:<font color="#000000">that'd prompt a third roll

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">SO wish it was biological...

VAE:<font color="#000000">for instant death

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah, Instant Death.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Ah well.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Except the piece of shit is dead already

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Well, it is UNdead.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Would that REdead it?

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaa

VAE:<font color="#000000">like refried beans

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Anyway. Roland, I think? If that's turn.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">So, Crit Immune... means it takes the 14... -5... Nine.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Kinda sad, really.

Roland has received initiative.Roland:<font color="#006666">next

Sandor has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">reminds me of the time two guys rolled 20s on initiative, after each other in akellon

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Come the bloody hell over here, cape-guy! You can make yourself useful and poke it with a stick or something!&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">might go fast if you just take me out of the init rotation

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Damn you undead traits.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;I suppose we're back to the basics. Pew pew!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d4+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; with finger-shot magic missile again.

Espada:<font color="#990000">...

Roland:<font color="#006666">i do believe magic ignores DR

VAE:<font color="#000000">No DR remember

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

VAE:<font color="#000000">or rather

VAE:<font color="#000000">it ignores DR below DR/magic and including

VAE:<font color="#000000">silver is that

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Yeah, DR only applies vs physical and natural attacks. Energy and magic bypass it, regardless of type.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Enhancement bonuses do not.

VAE:<font color="#000000">not regardless. There's say, DR/- which isn't even by magic

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Cor this thing is ticking me off!&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Hmph. Now, let's see if I can do this PROPERLY.&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+6+ = 14 + 6 = 20&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Ranged Melee touch atack Cure Moderate Wounds Dealing &#171;  &#160;2d8+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; Damage.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">&quot;When a damage reduction entry has a dash (&#8211;) after the slash, no weapon negates the damage reduction (Ex). &quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">or DR/good, which also isn't done away with magic, IIRC

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Damage Reduction A creature with this special quality ignores damage from most weapons and natural attacks. Wounds heal immediately, or the weapon bounces off harmlessly (in either case, the opponent knows the attack was ineffective). The creature takes normal damage from energy attacks (even nonmagical ones), spells, spell-like abilities, and supernatural abilities. A certain kind of weapon can sometimes damage the creature normally, as noted below.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm

VAE:<font color="#000000">interesting. I thought there's types of DR that outdo even magic

VAE:<font color="#000000">as in, spellcast.

Imad:<font color="#003200">Well, Imad fried it... decently.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">But DR /silver will reduce even a hit from an adamantine+1 sword.

VAE:<font color="#000000">2d8+3 coming out as 6. ouch

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . Arc, don't think so

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Some monsters are vulnerable to certain materials, such as alchemical silver, adamantine, or cold iron. Attacks from weapons that are not made of the correct material have their damage reduced, even if the weapon has an enhancement bonus.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm.. .

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">It WAS different in 3.0.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Now that's even more different from what I knew it to work like

Espada:<font color="#990000">Can we please just continue along?

Entomber:<font color="#003200">Espada? &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 8 + 10 = 18&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; dealing &#171;  &#160;1d6+9 = 4 + 9 = 13&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; damage. It hit? Reflex save.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">That's the cause for confusion, I think. Now, keep going!

Espada:<font color="#990000">I have 15 minutes before bed.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Yes. Let's move DR talk to IRC. :v

Entomber:<font color="#003200">Espada... Reflex reflex reflex.

Espada:<font color="#990000">DR 5 reduces the damage.

Entomber:<font color="#003200">REFLEX.

Espada:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Reflex!

Roland:<font color="#006666">ouch

Espada:<font color="#990000">Gah.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">...............

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Uh-oh...

Espada:<font color="#990000">Fucking RNG.

Roland:<font color="#006666">sooo

Espada:<font color="#990000">WAIT!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Anyone know how to dig?

Espada:<font color="#990000">20% miss chance!

Espada:<font color="#990000">I'm blurred!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Aha!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">oh right

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Here's hoping...

Entomber:<font color="#003200">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 24&#160; <font color="#003200">&#187; You want me to roll High.

Entomber:<font color="#003200">Nope.

Espada:<font color="#990000">With how the RNG is, I doubted it would work anyway.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Tails sticking out of the ground.

Roland:<font color="#006666">so, we whittle at the thing now.

Entomber:<font color="#003200">The earth SURGES around espada, and drags her under, leaving a visable crevace.

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Oh, balls. Anyone know how to dig?&quot;

Flaal has received initiative.Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;FUCK!&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">What's it to get out?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Str check, I assume.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Pfft.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Make a Fortsave. Can't beleive I forgot that... That's not to get out, that's to prevent suffocation.

Espada:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 15 + 6 = 21&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Fort save.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">It's treated as a grapple check of 20. You need to break a pin, then a grapple.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">You're fine.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">Then you're free to stand from prone.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I still think there are some tails sticking out of the ground... and some muffled curses.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Now, Sul, the dirt's loose, you could spend a round clearing it away, or you could go after the entomber.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Bah, of course it's some ridiculously long, complex thing.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not me. . . she's a fox though, should be the expert, no?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">would it help is multiple people did the digging?

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Is the digging based on strength?

Espada:<font color="#990000">What is it to break a pin? Str, or attack?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Opposed grapple.

Entomber:<font color="#003200">No, it's just a flat full round.

Espada:<font color="#990000">That doesn't help.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">http://www.d20srd.org/srd/combat/specialAttacks.htm

Entomber:<font color="#003200">That's for the digging.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">http://www.d20srd.org/srd/combat/specialAttacks.htm#grapple

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Good luck, you have invoked the Grapple rules.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">They will find us in here in a month's time, still reading.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Well, this effectively screws me over.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I have ten minutes.


 * Flaal moves to unleash a flurry of blows

Entomber: <font color="#3200">(( I'm afraid you can only attack once... ))

Entomber:<font color="#003200">But roll that attack.

Espada:<font color="#990000">Or you could help dig me out.

Roland:<font color="#006666">I'll dig you out

Flaal:<font color="#006666">wait, why not?

Roland:<font color="#006666">I can't help in the fight anyway

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">10 ft step

Espada:<font color="#990000">Since I'm the real damage dealer here.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Could I change my mind and make it a spring attack instead?

Flaal:<font color="#006666">or no dice?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Aurix should dig Espada out.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;1d20+5+2 = 18 + 5 + 2 = 25&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;, damage &#171;  &#160;2d6 = 6&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Entomber:<font color="#003200">Flurry of blows takes a full round action, which means you can't do more then a five foot step. You're... rather beyond that.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">He goes before her, and he has no real options.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">AH

Flaal:<font color="#006666">can I make it a spring attack instead?

Entomber:<font color="#003200">And that did it! The entomber crumbles to dust when your strike lands...

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Wait, what?

Flaal:<font color="#006666">xu

Espada:<font color="#990000">Aww, I wanted to kill it.

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Wait...what??&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Dafuq.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;What? What happened?!&quot;

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I didn't realize we did anything LIKe that much damage.


 * Flaal exhales

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Where did the init list go?

Flaal:<font color="#006666">(( :P ))

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Especially if he's not got Ki strike yet.


 * Mardak hops over, and starts digging out the foxy lady!

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahah

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">I mean, if so, that was 1 damage...

VAE:<font color="#000000">1 HP

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yes he does... I think he does, anyway.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">I do

VAE:<font color="#000000">Reminds me of Miron's minor CMoA

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*dig dig dig dig*

Flaal:<font color="#006666">dig dig dig!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">Dig dig dig!

Espada:<font color="#990000">Espada takes a big breath as she breaks the surface.

Kiera: <font color="#3399">(( monk, 4th, ki strike (magic). mhm. ))

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Hi there.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Bloody hell, I hate undead now.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Ah, thank you. Freaking Entomber.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;That was... unpleasant.&quot; :T

VAE:<font color="#000000">He ran through a zombie minotaur's threatened space, critted him with a Cure Serious Wounds and it crumbled to dust

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;We're only that bad when you fight us.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . it was on 1 HP

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">&quot;Welcome miss foxy. Hate them meself.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;And you didn't do much, bloody horse. You must weigh more than it did, and you couldn't even knock it over?2

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;What the fuck. . . that thing is made of mithral, or what? First time that sort of fire didn't hit.&quot;

Mardak:<font color="#A25E0F">*Brushes rubble off the fur*

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Most undead are rather decent.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Especially those that follow Bran&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah, right.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Groom groom groom ugh my fur is such a mess! D:

Ganti:<font color="#003200">So, as it's late, I'm goign to have to ask for Noms so we can let Rammy go to bed.

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">&quot;Seriously, I've driven arrows through plate armour with less force. This is just unfair.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&quot;Probably best if we rest up before continuing on...&quot; she muses. What a mess that was. :x

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Aux: Super Brain!; Hey, what'

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;What'll you tell next, that most dire rats just want to bring friends for dinner?&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">Hmmm... &quot;must find everything&quot; Mardak searching for about an hour in one room...

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">Repeated 20s on Knowledge from the Kobold.

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Oh enough of your damn prejudice. What the hell do you know about undead?&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Rest. . . . in this place?&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sounds like a fancy name for a suicide pact.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">The massive number of 20s for init...

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">Sandor: &quot;pew pew&quot;

Imad:<font color="#003200">&quot;Or we could close the door and let me guard you.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;That's not a bad idea.&quot;

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;What do I know about undead? A lot more than I'd like to, clearly. . . . &quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">...

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Him. Guard.&quot;

Espada:<font color="#990000">Do I have to sleep? :.

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like I'm taking that chance.&quot;

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">Imad, for the Rebuke that won the first fight.

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;You can fight sleep deprived then.&quot;

Espada:<font face="Segoe Print" color="#990000">&quot;Yet clearly not nearly enough.&quot;

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">Aux: Super Brain!; Hey, what's it look like? Espada: Angst in a sorta good way Sandor: Magical Fop Flop; Punmaster Behter: Horse Hater; I got better angst Kiera: Potion get; What a party Imad: We are decent sometimes; I want a Raise Roland: What the bloody hell can I do??? Flaal: Magic Fist!

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">Everyone for getting jammed up in the corridor.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Honourable nom for Kiera

VAE:<font color="#000000">Almost instant kill if it had a blood system

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Again, Noms. Focus, people.

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">Espada and the &quot;carving the wall&quot;... very evocative.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nom on Behter - disposable horses

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Then sleep outside, go back to the ship, or continue onward.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nom on Imad - I want a raise, seconded

RAM:<font color="#990000">Sorry, too tired to think straight.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;The group is looking to rest, and I have no stance on the topic either way.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Umm...

Sandor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fine. Arpad, you're on guard.&quot;

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( Combat is not nom-able. ))

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( I think. ))

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( Hmm. ))

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">thank goodness there are no anti-noms.

Arpad:''<font color="#000000">Sure, take it out on the snake again. ''

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( kiera for alone among a sea of vapids. ))

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">So many for the 20s on checks :P

Imad:<font color="#003200">I know Someone who's getting smited when Samara shows up~

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">also, what exp did we gain in these fights?

Espada:<font color="#990000">I'll help!

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">(I forget if we got something from the rats)

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#ff">(( Sandor for Dumbing Down. ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Rolls aren't nomable.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and seconding Behter and Espada for angst

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">We got something from the rats already, yes.

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">Half tempted to nom the RNG for trolling us...

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Mardak for flanking, Espada for Tanking, Imad for repelling, Behter for charging

Behter-mounted:<font color="#CC6600">And the 1 damage that killed the thing.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Still, an amusing session

VAE:<font color="#000000">This game *is* getting a lot better with time

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">I got nothin' that ain't been said already. Again. XP

RAM:<font color="#990000">^ What he said.

RAM:<font color="#990000">So, that all?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Because I need to bed.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Sorry if I failed to react to things, I was looking over the session.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">all I can remember....

VAE:<font color="#000000">&#1045;&#1090;&#1086; &#1074;&#1089;&#1077;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, you lot get ... Oh, 700 XP for nasty, nasty, fight.


 * RAM demands Expz and nums!

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">It would be 700.

VAE:<font color="#000000">&#1045;&#1090;&#1086; &#1074;&#1089;&#1105;


 * VAE had to fix his grammar

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">When I'm at 5,220/6,000 :P

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Pity rolls aren't nommable. I would consider them usable for silly timing. (e.g. the way everyone reacted super-fast)

Ganti:<font color="#003200">This sessions Noms: Sau:1 Roland: 1 Kiera: 1 &#16;Espada: 3 Sandor: 2 Flaal: 2 Mardak: 1 Bether: 3 Blair: Imad: 2

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Sleep Well, RAM

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Yeah, night.

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">(rest of you are at 8,220. well, 8,920 now.)

Roland:<font color="#006666">just curious. how much XP were the wolves worth?

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">what of the....yeah that

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait how. Isn't Sandor at 7200?

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">LA buyoff.

VAE:<font color="#000000">He joined as level 4 after all

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Everyone goes up in XP at the same time.

VAE:<font color="#000000">so. . level 4 exp plus whatever was .. ah. So not Akellon way

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So you started with extra XP like everyone else did.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">So we're all 80 from ding.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hee

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Aye. Everyone starts with the same EXP as the party. Makes it easyer for the bookkeeping.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Isn't next level feats again, or is that 6th

Arcalane:<font color="#003399">6th.

RAM:<font color="#990000">1080 from ding.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">80?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">That's sixth.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ah well. A little more wait then

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">isn't next level 10k, not 9k?

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Well, this fight gave me a terriffic reason to cross-class into Ranger... specifically, the &quot;Favoured Enemy - Undead&quot;.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Still wouldn't help squat with unead

RAM:<font color="#990000">10000 for level 5, yes.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Oh, derp.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Anyway.


 * Arcalane was hoping to level off that but oh well :v

RAM:<font color="#990000">Bed!

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Bai.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">night.

Roland:<font color="#006666">night everyone

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Yeah, I'm goigng to say ...280 for the wolves.


 * RAM collapses into bed. Sooo tired.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Night.

Saphroneth:<font color="#CC6600">Ooh, that means someone levels?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Night then.

RAM:<font color="#990000">9200.

Roland:<font color="#006666">ontop of the 700 or they were 280 of the 700?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">On top of the 700.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">700 was pure entomber being nasty.

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">POWAH UP

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Before I forget, then.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">&#171; &#160;1d10+2 = 8 + 2 = 10&#160; <font color="#003399">&#187; HP!

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Not bad.jph.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">*jpg.

VAE:<font color="#000000">kitty gained a level!

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Ta.

''<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected. ''

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">closin here too

Roland:<font color="#006666">night

Flaal:<font color="#006666">goodnigth

Flaal:<font color="#006666">all

''<font color="#0000ff">Sharpshot4321 is disconnected. ''

Hyuuint:<font color="#A25E0F">was fun, is getting cooler by the game

Kiera:<font color="#003399">updatin' saves and whatnot.

''<font color="#0000ff">Hyuuint is disconnected. ''

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Glad to be doing something right.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">ability point intoooooo... um.

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Seconded on praise :)

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ganti is evolving into a GM-Ganti

Kiera:<font color="#003399">str, dex, and cha are all odd-numbers. 17/17/19 respectively. hm.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">I'd go with Str of Dex for swashbuckler, but that's just me.

Kiera:<font color="#003399">Dex.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, campaign saved, attempts at showing tech more obviously put off until later... see you in IRC.

''<font color="#0000ff">Ganti is disconnected. ''

Flaal:<font color="#006666">Peace all

Flaal:<font color="#006666">good playing :)

''<font color="#0000ff">Sulucamas is disconnected. ''

''<font color="#0000ff">Arcalane is disconnected. ''

VAE:<font color="#000000">Taking this DOWN

'' You have disconnected. ''