Session 6

Arcalane has connected.

Meany has connected.

Railock has connected.

Ganti has connected.

Ghostwish has connected.

Meany:Yo.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yo, still settling in.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Question. Is the god of the dead Bran, Bron, Bram, or Brom? ^^;

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Br&#229;n.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">It's got a funny accent mark over the A.

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">evil. evil accents!

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, everyone except sharp's here.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Not quite, sacred canine duty

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Sul's expressed intrest in joining up, but he can't make it this week, and he hasn't talked to me about his carecter yet.

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">does that mean we cget to sacrifice him to the dark gods?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Didn't sharp give you Sul's contact info?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">No, it just means I can't spell.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">And no, he didn't.

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">so we waiting on death doom and destruction?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">But I'm already here...

<font color="#0000ff">sharpshot4321 has connected.

</i>Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">real doom death adn destruction, not that mass produced shit you put out

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*peeks in, still getting ready* I'm over my Hughesnet cap, so I may lag... ^^;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">THERE IS SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR QUANTITY.

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">Am downloading at same time, so lag here as well ftm

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">shouldn't be too much longer


 * Kasnok Strautraugvuras inject enlarge person, rages, and lays waste to the undead. just cause he's bored

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, last time, on skylands: ... Shit happened. You lot managed NOT to get yourselves killed by massively superior force by having a brain and talking to them. Alth pissed of Blair some more. Alth found out that pissing off a pilot of a mech is NOT exactly conductive to long life.


 * Kasnok Strautraugvuras has yet to see any massivly superior force

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">what? I missed Alth getting his ass kicked? Damn it.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">No.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">You missed him getting chokeslammed.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:3

Ganti:<font color="#003200">You determined that there were survivors of the wreck you're investigating, sorta. They were being preyed on by what roland identifed as a gibbering mouther.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">You're chatting with three of the... 'survivors'. They're wights and quite used to working together so any attempt at attacking them just because you're bored will end BADLY.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Take it away.

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">((While I am thinking about it. Does it matter for the logs if I use t: in my rolls?))

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It just cuts out the original roll, and modifiyer from view.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Makes it slightly harder for people to auto you.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">But otherwise, no.


 * Ganti doesn't know what t: does. But probably not.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">8

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay. Finally here.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:33 lagcheck?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It cuts out what would normally be seen in a roll. &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187;

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">It's like my macros, right?

Roland:<font color="#006666">((t: compresses the roll to just the result, but lets you mouse over the number to see the full roll.))

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">except I just have it state the whole thing

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Both the same result, but different views.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">:33 at :33 liatai.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Also it prevents us seeing what d you're rolling.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:33

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:33 at :33 at :33. Groovy.

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">does it?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">But, again, nothing terrible.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Try it with e: instead.

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">I can mouse over and get the roll

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">That forces it to expand, even if the GM has t: the default mode.

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">I was compressing it to make it look cleaner

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">I didn't realize it stopped everyone from seeing the full roll

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">IT LOOKS WINDOWS 98, FOO.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">*bricked*

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">18

Ganti whispers: Oh yes. Given the oddness of undead in this setting, you can pick rebuking undead instead of turning them. Just an FYI. Probably won't change anything, though.

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">nobody can mouse over that and see the roll?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I did not know the mouseover function existed.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Neat. :v

You whisper to Ganti: That may be a good choice for Sera. Thanks for the heads-up. Anything else she would know about undead in this setting that might be unusual? I can roll a Knowledge (religion) check if you like.

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">can't really do that with mine since I do all the main rolls in a hidden chunk. ANYHOW. game on.

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">Whew, ok. So my rolls are still visable then. Just not for the logs. Should I expand them for the logs or no? Also sorry for derailing your game Ganti :/

You whisper to Ganti: She may offer the wights pamphlets-slash-advice on dealing with their newfound unlife, that's why I ask. :B

Ganti whispers: Hm. As I said, their alingments are not restricted, and I'm playing fast and loose with the standard methods of creation and undead metabolisim.


 * Roland is back to being a quiet cloaked guy


 * Kiera sees dead people.

Ganti whispers: I'm going to flip through the Libris Mortis and see what else there is.

Roland:<font color="#006666">((... Fine, make the quiet guy start everything.))

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Is that an airship?&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( I was consultin' my logs ))

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Let's ask the engineers who built it.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Is that an airship?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099" size="2">&quot;This is gonna be a loooooong day...&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Should I ask if it's an airship ext, comrades?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">((You have no idea. *Brings out the time stretching machine.*))

Ganti whispers: Oh right! Undead are semi-often open members of societiy. There is no major stigma attached to being an undead. Vampires attend galas, liches would attend opera's, but most of the people who become them most often (Wizards) are gone, Mummys make nice officers of the law in more dangerous districts at night, ETC.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">I just love the fact his character sheet is still named 'Brandy Aias'.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Is that an airship?&quot;


 * Serafina Cloudrunner facepalms.

Gomez:<font color="#003200">&quot;Oh yes. We've been working on making one. ... Didn't I already tell you this?&quot;

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( also, last/most recent lines from the end of last session; Fester: &quot;Yes, there were three more of us... They... Are still within Bran's embrace. Two of them were eaten by the Beast. The Captain... We don't know what's happened to him.&quot; Fester: &quot;If you refer to those who survived the crash but died of infection... They're on the ship.&quot; ))

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I honestly can not recall.&quot;


 * Kasnok Strautraugvuras nudges sera and mutters to the side &quot;I think it's your turn next, da?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;It is fine work, given you lacked a drydock.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... well. I suppose I should get to work. May I see the deceased? I don't have full regalia here or anything, but I can give them last rites, at least.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">((The horror, LapCat is preventing me from reaching donuts. T.T))

Fester:<font color="#003200">&quot;It really didn't need to be too outstanding, actually. We just needed to go to the nearest inhabited island. It should have sufficed. Well, if it wasn't for the skyrift. And our engineer getting eaten. &quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;And she'll gie ye a premium price too!&quot; The elf comments about Sera's rites.


 * Serafina Cloudrunner glares at the elf.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Alth gets smacked upside the head by Kei's tail. *FWOP* &quot;Quiet, you.&quot;

Wednesday:<font color="#003200">&quot;Oh, certainly.&quot; She leads Sera onto the ship and into the hold. If attempting to determine cause of death, give me a heal check.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Och! Whot!?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Do not make jokes at the dead.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">She just gives him a Look. &gt;:T

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;They tend to have claws.&quot;


 * Kasnok Strautraugvuras follows sera. as bodyguard

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;That's whit guns ur fur ye scaly git!&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 9 + 10 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Heal, and &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 14 + 6 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Knowledge (religion) check for last rites.

Wednesday whispers: ... Huh! One of them is still alive. Not doing at all well, but still breathing.

Wednesday whispers: As for last rights... Eh. Not something I came up with. Sorry about that.

Wednesday whispers: suffice it to say you carry them out with apomb and dignity.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">:50 lagcheck?

Roland:<font color="#006666">:51

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, I'm not lagging.

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( we're just quiet ))


 * Roland ((Is always quiet))


 * Kasnok Strautraugvuras watches over sera as she does last rights. gotta make sure they didn't want to just get the cleric alone before taking care of her

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">brb for water

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;I didn't figure Kasnok for the type to leave two known archanists all alone.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">((arcanists? Bah spelling.))


 * Kiera shrugs. &quot;Maybe he's actually willing to trust you.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">Sera begins the Blessing of the Last Journey, taking two silver coins and laying them over the eyes of the... deceased... &quot;--!!&quot; Kasnok sees Sera suddenly break off and begin searching her pack for her medical kit. &quot;Hold on -- this one doesn't need last rites just yet!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 13 + 10 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Heal check, and she taps them with a wand as well from her supplies -- enjoy Lesser Vigor, person, as your wounds are balmed for 11 damage over the next minute.

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;hmmm...&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Maybe he's losing his edge?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Gasp. :v&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">((Thats not accented!!!))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Sucess! You stablilize them and identify their major affliction! Their wounds are badly infected, but your magic is taking care of the worst of it.

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whats wrong with them then, comrade?&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;We actually huv a REAL survivor? Weel blimey.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;No, you may not search through his things.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just how long ago was this attack? Tsk -- just like our alive-again friends said, he's (she's? DM help!) got some nasty infection working on their wounds. What did you try to clean this with?&quot; Fuss fuss fuss bandage salve heal &gt;:|

Ganti whispers: They look like they've been chewed on by a pack of feral Ghouls. If said Ghouls had even worse hygene then the standard feral ghouls... And yes, he.

Wednesday:<font color="#003200">&quot;Clean the wounds? Some boiled water. We couldn't get all of them, and they collapsed shortly after we rescued them from the Beast...&quot;

Wednesday:<font color="#003200">&quot;... The last attack? Hm... I'd say... Three weeks ago?&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wouldn't boiling water boild them, comrade?&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Doesn't look gangrenous yet, at least... sheesh, I've seen cleaner wounds left by a pack of feral ghouls.&quot; Fuss fuss fuss &gt;| &quot;The rest of you! Wights! Speak up right away if you've got anything growing on you! Undeath means you won't feel the pain of infection, but unless you want to go through your new life with worm-eaten limbs and half a foot --&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">boil*

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Boiling water, good. Good. Probably thanks to you he's lived this long. We should get him back to our ship. At least we have a proper medbay.&quot; Cleanse cleanse wash stabilize.

Gomez:<font color="#003200">&quot;... I'm pretty sure I don't have anything growing on me. I had a few maggots trying to make a nest in one of my wounds, but I got rid of those fairly quickly.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Bloody hells. Is she pure offering tae treat th' undead?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;Being undead doesn't mean you get to ignore personal hygiene, evidently.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good. Keep up that personal hygeine. When we have time I can stitch some of those shut for you unless you like the aesthetic.&quot; Work work work.

Roland:<font color="#006666">@alth &quot;Its not like shes offering you as a snack... yet&quot;

Gomez: <font color="#3200">(( ... Yup. So? Outside of the Elveish communities, Undead are pretty common. And basically harmless. In fact, one time you were thrown into jail for public drunkenness and indecency by a Mummy watchman. ))

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Need me to carry him comrade?&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;What? Ye'r saying she will!?&quot; The elf snaps, looking wide eyed at Roland.


 * Serafina Cloudrunner looks at the party like they've all grown an extra head. &quot;Hello? Yasalian. We practically work right aside Bran's folk.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;She'll certainly offer if you do something stupid.&quot;

Gomez:<font color="#003200">&quot;You'd do that for.. of course you'd do that for us. You're part of Yasalia's clergy.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;And they can kill you just b touching you, Alth.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Whoa. Must've missed some campaign notes about friendly undead. XP

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;So don't go pickpocketing.&quot;


 * Roland would facepalm, but has no face in all this cloaky darkness.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">The elf is now watching the halfling's every move. &gt;:|

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's kind of a given, Ganti's the DM and he's a huge necromancy fan -- *brick'd* XP

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( a 'things you should know about the setting' cheatsheet/list would be handy at some point :v ))

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">Sau cracks open his book, turns to the page about Wights, and points to the 'death by prolonged physical contact part'. &quot;See?&quot;

Gomez: <font color="#3200">(( ... I thought I had told everyone that I was going with the 'non-evil undead' varient when I was first setting this thing up. ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">1. Undead are often friendly.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">2. Catfolk are delicious.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I'm not even sure they have the capacity to turn it off.&quot;


 * Ghostwish runs.

Gomez: <font color="#3200">(( Yeah, I'll work on getting a cheatsheat up. ))

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Do you?&quot; At the wights.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Too busy watching that halfling, sorry.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">:T

Gomez:<font color="#003200">&quot;Eh? Oh! You mean our negative energy channeling? Yeah, that's easy to control.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Excellent.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Feel free to try you luck then, Alth.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;While we're in a chatty mood.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;I think we all know his answer. Loot!&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Could I interest any of you young corpses in a career in wizardry?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099" size="2">&quot;...here we go again.&quot;

Gomez:<font color="#003200">&quot;Ah, I'm afraid I don't have the tallent for that...&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">They have, by default, d12 hd.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">They would make the best wizards.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Something tells me it doesn't work that way.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">SUDDEN CHARACTER SHIFT. PLEASE WAIT FOR ALIGNMENT TO CAMPAIGN.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good, you're already familiar with some of the basics of your new states. I left my pamphlets back at the temple.&quot; Was that a joke? To Kasnok - &quot;It'll require a delicate touch, but yes, as soon as I'm done giving last rites to this other poor soul, we can take him there, and introduce these three to the captain if they like.&quot;

Fester: <font color="#3200">(( Liches are better. They actually have similar LA and get boost to all casting stats. ))

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I ain't pickpocketing na zombie. Me best mukker's zombie.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;And what about their captain?&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just tell me what to do comrade. this is your area of expertise, da.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Don't suppose we can get some closure for him?&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we can track him down, we can ask him.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;I doubt their Captain will rest till the beast is dead. He seemed determined to his duty.&quot;

Fester:<font color="#003200">&quot;Ah, while I had a tallent for electrical manipulation when I was still alive, I'm afraid death has dulled my mind enough that it doens't come to me anymore...&quot; @ Aurix in responce to wizardry question.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then we kill the beast. After these folks are cared for properly.&quot; Wash wash. &quot;Now keep your conversations to a dull roar, will you? I'm starting the last rites proper.&quot;


 * Wednesday is in the ship with Sera and Kasnok. She didn't hear the question.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Har, re: Fester. :P

Wednesday: <font color="#3200">(( Ayup. That's where I got it from. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You know, it's not that hard to roll custom stats for monsters if you want these guys to be non-standard wights. :3 Do you know how?

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Just roll 3d6 for each, or higher if I want an exceptional monster.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&gt;&gt;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep. I use 4d6d1. To get racial modifiers, assume that every stat in the standard monster's statblock was a 10 or 11 before racial mods.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Righto!


 * Ganti might do that for a monster you might be meeting this session. It will involve reworking her macros, though.


 * Serafina Cloudrunner finishes the Blessing of the Last Journey for the poor soul who didn't make it... &quot;... Right. Someone grab a few blankets, or one of those cots from the room back there. We're making a stretcher.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">((Eek! Ganti is releasing the most horrible monster of all. The Soccer Mom.))

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( XP ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">And reduce their STR/increase Dex as per size, right? Detirmine what they'd be like as a medium sized beastie first, then apply racial, then size.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nope.

Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( ... Not likely. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That's accounted for in the original monster's statblock.

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( a giant wight... braaaaain. great wight shark. argh. ))


 * Kasnok Strautraugvuras follows her instructions, grabbing the required blankets for the stretcher

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Just file size under racial and assume it'll all work out then.

Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( AFK breifly. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep. For example, a wight's stat modifiers would be Str +2, Dex +2, Wis +2, Cha +4. No Con score, no modifications to Int.


 * Arcalane scoots AFK for a drink.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, back.


 * Ganti is probably going to have to find a sailor token, but whatever.

Roland:<font color="#006666">((Quick, make a token that just has the word &quot;sailor&quot; written in it.))

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;All right. Everybody ready? Let's head back to the ship and get these folks situated.&quot; Sera attempts to lift one end of the stretcher... hmm. This height difference could cause problems.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Gimme an age group and/or race.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I probably have something. *brandishes token library* *w*


 * Ganti found one.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Aw.


 * Ganti shrugs.

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( back~ ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Middle aged human.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">If you really want to produce one. Probably going to be better then the one I grabbed.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I've got two right here if you need -- can probably find more.

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( if you have the resources I think you have, you should have no problem finding a decent token for a random sailor. or even some notable faces out of our ship's crew. ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, Gengai is taking forever to.. Ah, there he goes.

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( eyepatch'd dude's coat is way too fancy for a common crewman :v ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Keep Fargus on the map.


 * Kasnok Strautraugvuras looks at the stretcher

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;I could probably just put him over my shoulder no problem, comrade&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;And cause more damage. No thank you.&quot;

Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( ... I'm still playing with tying undeads HP to CHA. ))


 * Ganti has no idea if that's a good idea or not.

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( ...sounds pretty silly, to me. why would they get bonus HP from being charismatic? strength would be a more logical link ))


 * Kasnok Strautraugvuras shrugs and picks up the other end of the stretcher. hope it's the head so he's at least not slanted with head down

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Charisma represents force of personality, which is what keeps undead going, a lot of the time.

Ganti: <font color="#3200">(( I vaguely remember that Path's tied HP to CHA for some reason. ))

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">for lia's reason

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">undead live on mainly due to force of personality.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Ah. Yes, that does make sense.

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( hrm. maybe. ))

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;.....&quot; She stares up at Kas from the ill sailor's feet. &quot;Hold on. Could one of you sailors take this end?&quot; :I

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot; Freaking tall-legs. &quot; /Gnogglebolt *BRICK'D*

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Gnogglebricked :V


 * Kasnok Strautraugvuras is 7 feet tall. pretty much evenn the medium sized people will still have a slant


 * Kiera will step in then, jeez. She's pretty tall herself. :T

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">I'm 2'11&quot;. It won't be -as- severe of a slant with anyone else. =w=;

Wednesday:<font color="#003200">&quot;... I could, but... Fester!&quot; She shouts after stepping outside the hatch. &quot;Doc's not dead! Just Ill. Lend us a hand with the streacher, will you?&quot;

Fester: <font color="#3200">(( ... And Fester's also pretty short, I'd say. Been way too long since I saw the TV series or movies. Ah well. ))

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">Taller than 2'11&quot;. =w=

Roland:<font color="#006666">((Long as Thing isn't the one doing it :P))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh jeez. XD

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( &quot;That's not what I meant when I asked for a hand, Fester.&quot; ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">X3


 * Fester hurries into the airship. &quot;He's not dead? Really? He didn't seem to be breathing when I checked on him...&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">ack, brb

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, he was, barely. And still is.&quot;

Fester:<font color="#003200">&quot;That's good. That's very good.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">back!

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is, now let's get him out of this dank cave. Onward, to the --&quot; CRUD someone help me out here. XD I know it's not the Refuge in Audacity, that's a Greedverse thing. Nor the Reasonable Excuse.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Icarus?

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">greedverse names have infected us!

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">Icarus, thank you. XD &quot;Onward, to the Icarus, chop chop, let's go!&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">le march

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Back to da ship \o/


 * Kasnok Strautraugvuras carries the stretcher

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7Xs9WVNBU


 * Serafina Cloudrunner trots alongside, fussing away.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">dafuq meany. XP

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It's the default travel music in me and Gan's LR game.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:3

Roland:<font color="#006666">afk a moment

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Oh, and Sharp too.

Blair's &quot;Armor&quot;:<font color="#003200">&quot;Yoo're back earlier 'en Ah expected.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Wait.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Why aren't we flying the miniairship.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">To the main airship.

Wednesday:<font color="#003200">Ohgodgiant armor!

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Presumably because it's small and ramshackle and can't support all of us.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Y'know, being meant for like, three dead guys, three undead guys... not that lot plus a whole geared-up adventuring party. :v

Wednesday:<font color="#003200">Oh, wait. That's Bran's symbol. Nevermind. Quit panicking.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;A situation came up. Meet almost all the survivors of the airship crash. One of them's sick as a dog, he's coming to the medbay to get treated.&quot;

Wednesday: <font color="#3200">(( And dinner. ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Gonna start makin' dinner maself.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Ghost.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Put down the gun.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">That cow has done nothing to you.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Go eat that horse.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">He kicked your granny.

Wednesday:<font color="#003200">Back!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Wb.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, Ghost's off eating dinner... we missing anyone else?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm here... mostly.

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">bob the trick doing dolphin

Roland:<font color="#006666">I might be sleeping

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tea-deprived. ^^; Need to find a new place to plug in my kettle...


 * Roland can sleep and nobody will notice!

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( 'm here ))

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yo.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">in and out, makin' dinner

Blair's &quot;Armor&quot;: <font color="#3200">(( And the cuddlepocolypse resumes it's course. ))

Blair's &quot;Armor&quot;:<font color="#003200">&quot;Only fower survivors? We'd best lit th' keptin ken.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Should we take the injured back to the ship then, comrade?&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;That was the plan. Let's go already!&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Also.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Don't let people go down there alone.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;There's apparently a monster that, while trapped behind a cave-in, is still there.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Best not to tempt it with a fresh meal.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Drives people insane, eats alot, general bad news down there.&quot;

Blair's &quot;Armor&quot;:<font color="#003200">&quot;Oh?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;We have not encountered the beast, but we talked to a victim.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">brb

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Their captain. He's become a wraith.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">back

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">mmmmm, spam

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#cc0066">(( SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM, WONDERFUL SPAM, GLORIOUS SPAM. ))

Blair's &quot;Armor&quot;:<font color="#003200">&quot; Aye, bad bark. Bide, ye talked tae a body ay its victims?&quot; She pauses. &quot; 'At's... Nae guid. Nae Guid ae awl...&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Well its not like we are planning to settle down and start a community here.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Sszeyl immediately buys the property and plans to do just that.


 * Ghostwish runs.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl bribes the monster into being civil.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">By feeding it Coralline's relatives.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;IT'S LIKE EATING TENDERIZED BEEF.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;If that captain's still anchored to this place because of that monster, then I'm duty-bound to get rid of it. But, we'll see what the captain thinks.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Och! Kin we stoap talking tae th' giant blockhead 'n' git this brassic wanker tae th' ship!?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Are you drunk again?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;For once, the elf has a point.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Ah wish!&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">The truth of the matter? He just doesn't like the suit pilot. :P

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;If were going to fight such a beast, perhaps we should ask for comrade bombhands and the other automaton comrades to join us. I don't think metal can be driven insane, da?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Well, Murdock probably is too insane for them to have much insane left to be.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Plus metal can still be torn to bits.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Enough talking. Let's get this man to the sick bay, get his alive-again comrades in ship-shape, and then go see the captain.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Oie! Murdock isnae insane! Ah lik' that wanker.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;To die in battle, is an honorable end to a warrior. Though living is prefered. And comrade Bombhands, is a warrior&quot;


 * Roland shifts restlessly

Blair's &quot;Armor&quot;:<font color="#003200">&quot; If yoo're gonnae try an' free th' keptin, i've got tae try an' aid ye. &quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;And how do you plan on doing that? You'd have to leave the suit behind, surely.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">((XD Best kitchen ever.))

Blair's &quot;Armor&quot;: <font color="#3200">(( So yeah, everyone can transfer over to the airship at their leasure. ))

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Aye, weel, yer muckle giant metal butt is tae pie-eater tae fit thro' th' corridor, sae juist whit urr ye planning tae do!?&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">oooo, we're having dragon tonight? :3

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">is that going to be our GameWideGenericShopTM?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hughesnet's being a butt, so I may lag.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Skyland, skyworld. It fits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq2ANOkfsIA


 * Serafina Cloudrunner immediately ushers the stretcher-bearers to the medbay and gets the ill sailor settled in.

Blair's &quot;Armor&quot;: <font color="#3200">(( ??? ))

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Alth does what any elf would do.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">He looks for booze. For the love of the gods someone stop him.


 * Kasnok Strautraugvuras stays with sera in the medbay. must protect doctor from patients. in case.


 * Roland sees the elf do his booze search

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;I'm shocked you havn't attempted to combine our food and water barrels into some kind of still.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Does he even know how to brew?&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I did.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Doubt that would stop him.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;We don't have any hops on board.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Don't worry, we set the monkey to guard the booze. There's no way Alth could outwit a monkey.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;So it'd be poor brew.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">Protect patients from Sera, more like. She's bustling around and cleaning wounds, stitching them shut, offering questions toward the 'health' of the undead, checking on the livig one -- the sheer amounts of needles and thread about would make Alth faint.

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;I see you found some survivors.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Pfft. Ye short lugs dinnae even ken th' foremaist thing aboot booze!&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Aye. 'N' some tales o' nasty monsters.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I know it's flammable.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">alth and his needle fear. such a pansy.

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">oh yeah! Int check to make Knowledge(Brew Master)!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">I say profession cooking would be the check.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">Or profession brewing.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">Perhaps alchemy.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Profession (Boozesmith)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Craft (brewing)

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">it'd probably be more profession brewery

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Bitches.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">It's craft(poisons)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XP

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">only for bad brewing

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">SEZ YOU.

Elisavet Michelakos: <font color="#3200">(( :33 lagcheck? ))

Roland:<font color="#006666">:33

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:33 at :33

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Wait.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Wait one god damned minute.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">If tomatoes are fruits.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Can you make wine from them?

Roland:<font color="#006666">Give some to Alth and lets find out

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You can, actually.

Elisavet Michelakos: <font color="#3200">(( :33 at :35. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">My grandfather has a recipe.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:35

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:O

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">HOT DAMN MAKING ME SOME TOMATER BOOZE

Elisavet Michelakos: <font color="#3200">(( :35 at :35 ))

Alth: <font color="#9933ff">(( please don't make that the title of this session's log.. tomater booze... ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">DAMMIT FUSE BLEW AGAIN &gt;:E

Elisavet Michelakos: <font color="#3200">(( Also, kat on keyboard. ))

Alth: <font color="#9933ff">(( Fuse problems??? ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Our house's wiring is... well. We call this house &quot;the house that Dr. Seuss built.&quot; Nothing is square, everything is odd.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Apparently the plug I usually use for my teakettle now shares a circuit with the space heater.

Alth: <font color="#9933ff">(( oh boy. XP You remember my house's issues? We had to replace the fuse box. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Heavens forbid we move the space heater to the plug with the power strip. So every time I go to try to make a cup of tea, the fuse blows.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I am not a happy Lia. Have not had tea all day. &gt;:O

Roland:<font color="#006666">least its not my home. &quot;Power, Telephone, cable, AND internet lines? Just put them all together without covering of any sort.&quot;


 * Elisavet Michelakos blinks. &quot;What's this about a monster now?

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... I wonder if we have any extension cords... BRB searching.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">GM?

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">Applicable knowledge on the powers it has?

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Oh thir's this elf doon thare in armor. Annoying wanker. Tairible monster. Och, hauld yer horses, ye meant th' ither monster?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;The cave has a Gibbering Mouth in residence.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Ayup.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;We spoke to... well, I suppose what was 'left' of their Captain. Poor guy basically sacrificed himself to save the others. Trapped it behind a cave-in or somesuch.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Though truthfully, if such a beast does drive people insane with it's babble...how is it any different than alth, comrades?&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Aye we're gaun tae murdurr that yin. Some gibbering.... Whit th' wheesht yin said.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;We are still sane, just very irritated.&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos: <font color="#3200">(( meany? ))

Elisavet Michelakos: <font color="#3200">(( :42 lagcheck? ))

Roland:<font color="#006666">:42

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">I live.

Elisavet Michelakos: <font color="#3200">(( I never saw you ask anything about knowledge on the monster. Dungeoneering.&quot; ))

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#cc0066">(( :42 ))

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#cc0066">(( I was asking for the first time. Had to get your attention first. :43 ))

Elisavet Michelakos: <font color="#3200">(( :42 at :43 ))

Elisavet Michelakos: <font color="#3200">(( :43 at :44 ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">GAH. How hard can it be to get a freaking cup of tea?! &gt;:E

Elisavet Michelakos: <font color="#3200">(( It's still dungeoneering, by the way. ))

Roland:<font color="#006666">you might have to settle for Ice Tea Lia

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">This would be why I have instant tea.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">^^l

Liatai:<font color="#000000">WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT DX

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">^^;*


 * Liatai realizes this is an addiction, perhaps.


 * Meany pats.


 * Liatai doesn't care. SHE WANTS HER TEA DAMMIT &gt;:E *brick'd*

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It's an alright addiction.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Boil water on stovetop+teabags inside?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Saucepans work best.

Roland:<font color="#006666">its alright long as you eat enough

Roland:<font color="#006666">Tea be really bad if 90% of your daily diet is tea

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I've got the kettle plugged into another socket, atop a bunch of books and a plate. College-style interior decorating, woo. *brick'd*

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yay. \o/

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Water boiled! Tea brewing! CRISIS AVERTED. \o/

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Now just to get this trainwreck of a session back on the rails...


 * Ghostwish spills all the tea makins'. &gt;:3

Roland:<font color="#006666">Praise the sun! \o/

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;... So... there's a monster. That killed a good amount of the survivors. And it babbles worse then the unpleasent elf. I still haven't heard anything concrete about it. I need more information.

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Shifts forms often. Has alot of mouths that bite, but not terribly strong. Mostly its the insanity, acidic spit, and the fact it eats people whole that is the real threat.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's trapped. what more informations do you need than that comrade?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Also blinds people as a hobby.&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;... So... It's a gibbering mouther? That about right?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Yes, that is what it is.&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;... Hm. One one hand, it is trapped. On the other hand...&quot;


 * Kiera leans against the wall, looking thoughtful. &quot;Y'know... Blair gave us a bunch of... devices we could use. Maybe we could use 'em to blow it up. Or just flat out crush it?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;Easier than trying to fight it.&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">She trails off.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ach, ow ow, tea's still too hot to drink =w=;

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#cc0066">(( Use Frostbite. ))

Roland:<font color="#006666">XD just not your night is it Lia

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Have our friends told the Captain about the other find, yet?&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot; Theoretically possible.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is there a point to killing it when it's trapped? Isn't it a bit pointless comrades, to endanger ourselves to slay a beast who cannot harm us as is? There is nothing for us to come back to once we have left here, da?&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;... What other find?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;I am in the 'Not Running headfirst into a aboliths den' group&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Aye. It micht murdurr someone else some day. Ah say we axe it now.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;As long as it's there, the captain is bound there suffering. Unless you can think of a better plan...&quot;


 * Blair Mac Cionaodha is glaring at Kasnok.

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is there no other way to release the captain? Do not priests know such methods, comrade?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Apparently not. They have a cobbled-together airship.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;... well. If we could find him again, and the crew wouldn't object to it, we could try asking one of them to talk him down.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;At the very least it should be weakened enough for us to finish it off more easily.&quot; Shrug. &quot;Not much in favour of meddling with it myself, just a thought.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tell him it wasn't his fault, and he didn't fail them. That might work. It might not.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or, we could ask if he'd be willing to accompany us on the ship, if the captain's okay with having undead about in greater quantities. Bind him to his crew, not to the site of his death.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;See, this is a better plan than attacking a beast of insanity, da?&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot; It's... nae a guid idea tae attempt tae force a exorcism when th' spirit is potent enaw tae manifest as a distinct force. Teel me... whit exactly did thes spirit swatch loch?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Its... worth saying that a gibbering mouth do tend to uncover gem and metal vains...&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Swatch loch?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">And then Alth's eyes turned into dollar signs. :T

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Did anyone else just hear a deafening 'KA-CHING'???


 * Kasnok Strautraugvuras glares at roland this time

Blair Mac Cionaodha whispers: Look Like. He looked rather more disticnt then the normal wraith does. He had an almost DIFINED form under the cloak of living darkness that identifies him as a wraith.

Blair Mac Cionaodha whispers: You can roll a knowledge religion to find out why this is important.


 * Kiera just shakes her head slightly.

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;We could sell the location to some other adventuring party, or a mining group. I am sure the info alone is more valuable then the effort to get it ourselfs is.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;...&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;A location hidden behind a skyrift.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Which we are selling the info to getting through regardless.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;I thought that is why we came here? To map and sell info?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;True. But the risk of severe damage would outweigh the potential gain of a Mouther.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 20 + 6 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Knowledge (religion)

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;We'd need more than one to make a profit.&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha whispers: ... Well CRAP. He's an EVOLVED wraith. That's BAD news, that is.

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;It is not our concern if they do not think it is worth the risk. We are selling information not get rich spots on a silver platter.&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha whispers: Evolved undead are normally undead that have survived several centuries. This is obviously not the case for the captain. The next most common case is having the undead undergo a ritual with the Church of Bran or Yasalia. Unlikely, but technically possible.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">Please hold, your cleric is getting exposition... *brick'd*

Blair Mac Cionaodha whispers: The last possibility? He's REALLY focused on his current task and drawing forth a significant quantity of negative energy to power him.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;All this argie is completely pointless! Let's gang murdurr that monster 'n' tak' tis treasure!&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha whispers: You probably won't be able to talk him down if this is the case.


 * Aurixsauriv waves his staff at Alth.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;We're having a civil conversation weighing the pros and cons of the situation.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;What cons!? It haes treasure, we murdurr it, a' pros!&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Please stop trying to cut that out from under us without proposing a vote, or asking the Captain directly.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;... She's right. He... was in too sharp of a focus. He's an Evolved wraith. We're not going to be able to talk him down...&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;The mouth guards gems and metals still in the rock. Even if we kill it are we going to spend months here digging it all out?&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;The choice is clear, in my mind at least. I'm not leaving someone to suffer.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;See, this wid be a lot easier if we cuid git a few drinks intae him first.&quot;


 * Blair Mac Cionaodha 's head snaps around. &quot; He's an Evolved Undeid?! Ah was afraid ay 'at...&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">Where did Sera's token suddenly explode to?

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Medbay?

Blair Mac Cionaodha: <font color="#3200">(( Was in the medbay. ))

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">Oh, okay.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;The question is, are you sorry lots going to help, or are you going to be chickenshits and leave your teeny tiny medic to fight the big bad pile of glop alone?&quot; &gt;:\

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;There's treasure, sae a'm in!&quot;


 * Kiera refrains from commenting on the fact that's coming from a were-owl. :T

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot; Ye hae mah aid, fur whit it is worth.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you're that scared, we could try asking the wraith himself to help us fight it.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;A pile of glop that drives people insane has blinding acidic spit and eats people whole. Lets not also forget its ability to make quicksand at will.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;He can't be hurt by it anymore, after all.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;...why wouldn't you ask him to help?&quot; Sera gets a faintly puzzled look.

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;Blair! You can't just run off like that. You told me that you're armor couldn't fit through that tunnel.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're giving me a lot of problems and not a lot of solutions, Roland. Make with the solutions.&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot; Ah can make it fit.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Oh, bade 'ere ye, ye god-sniffing hackit ears.&quot; The elf sneers at Blair, dismissively waving his hand.

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;We leave it. Sad as it is he is doing everyone who comes here a favor and guarding a dangerous beast from the rest of the world.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well that's not an option.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I was discussing options, Serafina. If that is the course we're going for, I'll help.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;You sneezed acid, too. Does that mean we should leave you in the cave with him?&quot; &gt;:|

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;If I start turning you all insane and shifting forms as often as breathing. Sure.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, how do we prevent that?&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Look. Ah kin be efter th' treasure foremaist, bit secondly ah ain't muckle fur juist goin awa some brassic wanker tae undeath fur a' eternity. Let's murdurr it.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;We get very lucky.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;The insanity thing is limited in range. But the mouth will make every effort to get close to us.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;So we don't give it that chance. What's the status on our ranged weaponry?&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sau, Roland. You're arcanists. What've you got that can keep it at bay or destroy it at range?&quot;


 * Kiera is idly tossing and catching one of the devices Blair handed over earlier. &quot;A handful of pistols. I doubt they'll do much to some... amorphous blob monster thing anyway.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;I've got my pistol, Kiera's got pistols, Alth's got... Alth, what have you got, a rifle? Shotgun?&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Rifle!&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;It's a giant blob.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I have three offensive spells that could potenailly help out blast it...&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;But one requires I get pretty close to it. A fire burst.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you go to fight it, I won't let you fight it alone comrade. But if other options, safer options be available, I see no reason not to explore them, da?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;The others are expressions of pure magic, and a sonic attack.&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot; ... Ah shoods be able tae convert mah armor's dual flam lances intae somethin' man-portable.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Also, I can summon a monster to help fight it.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;That'll keep it occupied for a few seconds, if need be.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Great. That'll be helpful, Sau.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Kas, you don't strike me as a ranged sort of guy, but given a day to rework my spells, I can put a protection on you that'll give you a little buffer. Provided those things are evil. And they sound pretty darn evil to me.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;So we lure it into a trap, blast it to the nine hells with the sonic charges, then hit it with the lances and whatever else whilst it's stunned, assuming it survives. Not the craziest plan I've heard of...&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I can assist very slightly in that regard.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;I...have a weapon for ranged comrade. it functions off the magic I prefer to fight..but I am not stupid. sometimes fire is needed to fight fire. I can blast it from afar like the rest ah ya.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;See, noo, this is th' kind o' planning ah lik' tae see!&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;We're gaun tae murdurr that thing deid 'n' tak' th' treasure!&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;The treasure is engrained minerals, Alth.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;The beast is not inheriently evil. Lacks a conciousness to make such a distinction.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;They will take months to mine.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;And days after that to polish and refine.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;It will not be identifiable as treasure for a long time.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hm.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;And?&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;The treasure, good comrade..is the knowledge of the minerals, and the path to them. There are many who would pay well to be able to exploit such minerals, da?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Especially given we do not have the facilities on board -to- refine raw metals.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Or polish gemstones.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;As I said. It is very valuable as information to be sold. All we are doing is increasing the value of that information by removing a known threat.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I'm nae seeing a point tae this discussion?&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just as we see little point to you, comrade long ear.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Mostly me trying to converse with you like a sapient lifeform.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Well that's juist dumb. A'm th' brains o' this outfit!&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;And realizing you're not in the mood to be so.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Actually, Alth's going to have a point if this plan's gonna succeed.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099" size="2">&quot;Oh dear.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;There's treasure, a'm getting it, whit's sae solid tae ken aboot that?&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;If so, I believe we have need of comrade healers gods attention far more than I believed possible, da?&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;We need to get the drop on this blob from as far away as possible. So that means me and Alth taking point and keeping our eyes and ears open for sight and sound of the creature.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;If it has such acidic saliva..is it immune to acid, or can acid be used against it?&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good question. Roland?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;...so in other words, you get to be the bait for our little trap?&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;... wait, whot?&quot; The elf stammers, as if he just caught on to that part of the conversation.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;If the elf's too scared, I'll do it.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;It is not immune to acid. The creatures chaotic nature working for us in this case.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Hold yer horses! If ah tak' point, let me huv foremaist dibs oan th' treasure we find!&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can... fly pretty quickly. But someone'll need to keep a hold on my equipment if I'm going to do that.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;.... I say thats agreeable. He can have first pick of any metal or gem vains we find.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;Pick. Very funny.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Boy, we're talking aboot fightin', 'n' th' healer's talking aboot getting naked. 'N' ye say a'm drunk!&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmmph no. Comrade long ear, you are far to loud with your mouth to be point. I will stand in front. should our barrage fail, I will be the one to meet it's charge and let you all escape to close the entrance back up again. If my goddess deems it a failure of here, no worse than what I go through now, da?&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Sadly, intelligence is not a dump stat in this elf. &quot;Ah said foremaist DIBS nae PICK!&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099" size="2">&quot;I don't think we have any picks anyway.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I dinnae blether while oan th' jab, muckle guy! a'm taking point.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;May I remind you.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;So you wish to be first into it's mouth, da?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;That we are not going to be obtaining loot directly from the creature's corpse?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;So much that we will be recieving a sum from the sale of the location.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;As Roland has repeated many times.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;However, on the off-chance that we do find loot upon the corpse.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;If yi'll waant tae be foremaist intae tis gob, ye gang richt ahead. A'm gaun tae be foremaist tae murdurr it.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;You may take your pick.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Agreed?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Gah, sacred canine duty.

Kiera:<font color="#000099" size="2">&quot;So much for trying to be cunning about it.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I am nae agreeing tae juist tis corpse! foremaist dibs, period! Stoap trying tae screw me ower ye pumpin' assholes!&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;We can always let the elf go. Add one fallen rogues worth of loot to the information.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Bloody hell ye act lik' A've ne'er raided a dungeon or a crypt or anythin'! wha urr ye trying tae fool?&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Also, what be the point of the two weakest going by themselves. It is not like you two can see in pitch blackness da?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">'Liz gets a pointed look over the noise. &quot;You've been awfully quiet, Captain. What's your take on this plan? Do we just charge in like bumbling idiots or actually try to lure it into a trap? And are you in, or out?&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;The point is, ye'r within charging range, or claise enough fur us tae run back tae you.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Not gaffing aroond in th' back lik' ye did lest time!&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;I went to aid comrade bombhands who was in trouble. you were the ones who had gone off before people finished looking around where we landed, da!&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Not my fault your desire for treasure outweighs your desire to keep breathing.&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;I know better then to argue with my cheif engieer when the spirits of the dead are involved. The Icarus would never work right again.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;What lee is worth living if ye'r nae rich?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Riches can be gained later, and with alot less trouble. I thought elves were suppose to live a long time.&quot;


 * Blair Mac Cionaodha grins evily. &quot;Yoo got 'at reit!&quot;


 * Kiera narrows her look a little. &quot;Evasive answer! Very funny. Now if you two clowns would stop arguing, perhaps we could actually get a plan of action laid out?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">That last part was at Alth and Kaz. :T

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Aye, 'n' let me tell ye something. Efter wull be noo afore ye kin blink, sae ye best think 'n' act fast!&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">Sau cracks open his book.

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;I still ask. why send you forward to spot it at all..if your blind in the dark it calls home, da?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;The High Elf species is known for their ability to live up to a maximum lifespan of around seven hundred years.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;So, Alth. High, Wood, or Wild?&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot;Drunk.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">I was just about to say that as well

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;What the engineer said.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Who is the archer in our group?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I forget.&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot;&quot; They hae a life expectancy ay abit fife minutes.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I can enchant three arrows or other ranged weapon to shine like torches.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Oh shut ye furry butt. We've git th' plan. Ah scout it, wi' short stuff claise behind me, nae far frae th' group, 'n' we plook it, shoot it 'n' run back tae th' party.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Then the archer or other ranged exper can launch them, and light up thee area.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;And then th' pairtie kills it, 'n' ah git foremaist dibs oan th' treasure.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;And ye act lik' ye'r nae gaun tae be carrying a torch behind me. Some folk 'ere cannae see at all!&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066"> &quot;He really doesn't get the concept of 'treasure is not assured' does he?&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;And again. why should we endanger our healer comrade with you, what makes you so sure you can find it instead of wandering off again, da?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066"> &quot;How strange.&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos:<font color="#003200">&quot;I'd prefer it if you attempt to lure it into a trap.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Finally, he looks to Auri. &quot;The hell's bells ye asking sic a glaikit quaistion for?&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you are luring it, and trying to see it before it sees you, a torchm, even close behind, would give you away.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I'm sorry, what? I can't understand your imposed accent.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Hmm, do you speak Draconic? Perhaps that would be easier...&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Och!&quot; He blurts, waving dismissively at Auri.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Perhaps mehmish.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;It's so phlegmy that you can hardly slur.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;I can repeat everything in half a dozen languages to him. I doubt it will get through anyway.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">She seems pleased more than irritated. Especially when Liz finally speaks up again. &quot;Then we have our plan, we have the charges. All we need is the lances and a location.&quot; She glances to Kaz. &quot;Unless the caves are particularly complex, all they need to do is run back towards us. It'll follow, we set off the charges when it's in the right place, and finish it off. I'm sure they can manage that.&quot; :T

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Poor kitty.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I kin dae that.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;If the caves are complex I can lead us right again.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I started my own cuddleocalypse by closing her in her carrier while I fixed the blown fuse. ^^;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Running. Comrade healer cannot match long eared, let alone either of them able to match my speed.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Reading up.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;How fast can these things move, Roland? Will it be an issue in the short amount of time involved, or will their head start be sufficient?&quot;

Elisavet Michelakos: <font color="#3200">(( What's happening to her? ))

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">kaz slept through the whole were owl thing. he sees two people who are weaker, slower, and blinder in the dark than him being used to bait a beast. and while he wouldn't mind losing the elf, healers are NOT to be endangered

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">He lies. He loves the elf.

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( Sera doesn't need to outrun the mouther, she just needs to outrun Alth :V ))

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Good luck. &gt;:3

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">cept halflings are slower than elves

Kiera: <font color="#99">(( She could drug him? &gt;_&gt; ))

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Because I have better eyes and ears in the shadows than Alt does.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;The mouther is slow moving over land, but do not try to outswim it.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;And I see in the dark without light at all, da?&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;I wasn't suggesting us being bait. That's suicide. I was saying let's make sure we know where the damn thing is, and thus keeping the sharpest eyes and ears near the front.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we aren't using him as bait, then we should jsut stay all together...with comrade long ear in back, prefereablly with a gag, to lower his annyance level, da?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">She nods to Roland, then turns to the others. &quot;Enlighten me as to how we are supposed to lure it into a trap without bait of some kind, then.&quot;


 * Serafina Cloudrunner snorts. &quot;Nice thought, but no. We should stay close together until the mouther's spotted, but spotting it means sharp senses in front. That means people who can see in the dark, and sharp-eared people.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Lle holma ve' edan!&quot; The elf barks at Kasnok.

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;I would like to remind everyone that quicksand is a liquid. and for it, swimable.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then, as I see through utter darkness better than either of you...I will also be in the front, da? To stare in those places torches don't reach at all.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fine.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;How far can it spit acid, Roland?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;If you start going insane, your in range.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Yes, quicksand is a liquid.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Yes it is swimable.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Yes, it is like swimming through molassas.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;And you're more likely to exhaust yourself for the trying than actually going places.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Anyway, I know there's a spell that grants the power to see in the dark...but I don't know it.'

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Quicksand's not a problem if you're not touching it.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Furthermore, it'd be one that I could only cast on myself.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">((apparently I fibbed a bit on that last bit of info, so here is a cha check for bluff.

<font color="#006666">12

)) Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+3+mod = 6 + 3 + 0 = 9&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Wisdom check!

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 18 + 4 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Sense Motive...

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">Good to know I simply think you're misinformed.


 * Serafina Cloudrunner narrows her eyes at Roland. &quot;We need to be upfront about tactical information if we're going to survive, Roland.&quot;


 * Kasnok Strautraugvuras narrows his eyes at roland

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Tsk. It spits at half the range of its insanity. I did not think you would want to risk going insane and wondering closer regardless.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">:T &quot;Blair, how long do you think it'll take you to sort out the lances? If there's any more time to rig up some more charges to hit it with, that might be worth looking into as well.&quot;

Blair Mac Cionaodha:<font color="#003200">&quot;Ah suspect ye believe th' lances Ah am referrin' tae ur actual melee weapons. did ye see onie lances oan mah armur? it shooldnae tak' tay lang, however. i've got a spaur stashed awa' somewhaur.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">What a wonderful way of saying 'it'll be done when it's done.'

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmph. Still good to know. Very well. I'll be the bait. Priests are trained to fortify their minds against attack, and I can stay out of range of its other attacks easily.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;But, I won't be able to do much damage to it while distracting it, so the rest of you had better be on your A game. Got it?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I'll try my best...but I've never fielded an all-damage loadout.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;I had assumed you were not referring to the sorts knights used when you spoke of fire,&quot; comes a curt reply. &quot;I'll handle one if no-one else will. Probably more effective than a pistol for... whatever this thing is.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">You know what we need.

Blair Mac Cionaodha: <font color="#3200">(( :15 lagcheck? ))

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">A Caster Gun.

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#cc0066">(( :15 ))

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;So. When are we killing this beast? Today, or tomorrow?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Kaz has one, silly.

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shouldn't I be a better bait? If anything goes wrong, I can last longer than most, da&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">A multitude.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;You also can fall into quicksand.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Or be driven insane and turn on us.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">I have a caster gun...with 50 magic missile cartridge, a melfs acid arrow shot a scorching ray shot, and a fireball shot

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;And how would you not fall into quicksand, comrade?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;She's smaller and lighter?&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;And righteous rage can protect my mind da.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;....... Let's say I have my ways.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Hoot.

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Holding back information from comrades is not a good idea comrade. you just chided Roland on same thing, da?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">good owl. do you want a mouse?

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;I figured Alth would have wasted no time telling everybody.&quot; =.=;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Theres the flaw in that logic. Depending on Alth&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Telling what? And if it is not about booze or treasure, no doubt the long eared comrade forgot it.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;Well you can depend on him to drink all of our booze given half a chance.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Didn't you hear the commotion the night before we went through the skyrift, Kas?&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;He was asleep.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;There was a commotion, comrade? I remember I slept most soundly that night.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Didn't you hear the snoring/&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... great.&quot; Sera facepalms. &quot;... Okay, fine. Question. Are we doing this thing today or tomorrow?&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Depends on how urgently you MUST kill it.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;I was under the impression that you, Roland, and Aurix all needed prep time. So we don't really have a choice in the matter.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;We might as well get it out of the way now, da? Unless preperations needs be made.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">&quot;Nevermind Blair needs time to do whatever it is she needs to do with the lances so we can rustle up some good ol' roast mouther.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I am not geared for only damage.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Because demonstrating hurts and I'd rather not do it twice in one day if I don't have to.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I am in support loadout.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;I do not advise eating the mouther...&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;One should not hurt oneself at all, comrade. If pain is required, perhaps bes to find a different method.&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Unless its alth. He can eat it. I've heard it tastes like booze.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;All right, tommorow it is...&quot; Sera sighs, gritting her teeth. &quot;It's fine, Kas. It's mostly the pinfeathers poking through. Once that's done it's easier.&quot;


 * Kasnok Strautraugvuras looks confused &quot;Pinfeathers?&quot;


 * Serafina Cloudrunner is taking off her chain shirt. &quot;Might as well practice anyway...&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">((I mentioned booze and no reply? Ghost must be afk.))

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">am lookin' up mah sense motive. hush. :P


 * Kiera looks at Roland. &quot;I don't think anyone would be desperate enough to try eating one of these things. Anyway, if that's settled, I think I'm going to go and get plenty of rest.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 6 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Oh dear.

Roland:<font color="#006666">Cha check &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 14 + 6 = 20&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;


 * Serafina Cloudrunner pulls the neck of her poncho up over her head. &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 12 + 5 = 17&#160;  &#187; Control Shape check...

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">I think we just found a canidate for eeating a mouther

Roland:<font color="#006666">welp....

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;It does!? Het damn, a'm smoking that thing tonight!&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;I believe you can have the entire thing to yourself, comrade.&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099" size="2">&quot;Magnus have mercy on us all.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Er, th'morra night.&quot;


 * Serafina Cloudrunner takes 20 for the sake of narrative. It takes a little while, but you hear a gasp and a hiss of pain from within the poncho... which seems to be rapidly collapsing inward.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Alth, let me clue you in on a neat little cantrip.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;The bloody hells..&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;It can make anything taste like anything else.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;And smell like it too.&quot;

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I dinnae care fur yer nancy pancy magic.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;So I could turn all food in this ship to taste like your favorite flavor of beer.&quot; :V

Blair Mac Cionaodha: <font color="#3200">(( Actually, you pulled it off on the first try. Moon of change is still the fullest moon in the sky. It's not OVERPOWERING, but... ))

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">It doesn't last long. Mere seconds. But the poncho comes to rest.. and...

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">... a tiny white owl clambers out of the poncho, shaking out its feathers.

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I hear owl tastes delicious!&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">Watchin' Sera turn into an owl. &quot;This is the part where we say she's a real hoot at parties, right?&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">HOO. &gt;:|

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">The elf laughs mirthlessly.

Kiera:<font color="#000099">With that, she ducks out into the hall and her quarters. :V

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Your an owl, comrade?&quot;


 * Serafina Cloudrunner flaps over and begins pecking Alth's ears. &gt;:E

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;OCH!!&quot; He flails, oh the flailing. XP

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;She said its some kind of disease. Not one I've ever heard of however.&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is that your real form comrade, and all owls can become halflings?&quot;

Kiera:<font color="#000099">...oh Kaz.

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah, she is afflicted. da. I know about things like that.&quot;


 * Roland still thinks its a curse


 * Serafina Cloudrunner pauses in the pecking for a moment to stare at Kas at his first deductions... then face-wings. =v=;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">Then back to the peckening! &gt;:E TAKE THAT, LONG-EARS. AND THAT.

Roland:<font color="#006666">facewing. QUICK! to the internet! We shall create the next meme

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Git her off! Git her off! Git her off!&quot;

Roland:<font color="#006666">&quot;Some birds like shiny things. Try that.&quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">You're lucky I'm afflicted. Hoo!

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">Surely this must be the... Apeckalypse.

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;If there is ever anything I can do to help you lift this problem of yours comrade healer, you have but to ask. If it is comrade longears ears, so be it.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Serafina, please avoid the major blood vessels.&quot;

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;The bloodstains are difficullt to get out of the floor.&quot;


 * Serafina Cloudrunner flaps over to the table and preens.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">Sau collects Sera's poncho and places it near the owl.


 * Arcalane excuses himself to grab a drink, so he stops coming up with terrible puns. :T


 * Blair Mac Cionaodha is too busy laughing at alth getting beat up by an owl to help.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">We can yet take more pun-ishment, never fear. :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">We wrappin' up here?


 * Serafina Cloudrunner nods to Sau thankfully.

Blair Mac Cionaodha: <font color="#3200">(( I guess. ))

Roland:<font color="#006666">any more discussions? this is turning into a real parliament.

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">Into the clothes. &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 18 + 5 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Control Shape...

Ganti:<font color="#003200">I need to stat out Blair a bit more. I've got her skills and Hit dice, but her attacks are iffy, and I assumed she'd only ever be entering combat IN her armor.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">*SNNNRK* You realize her panties are going to be on her head her shirt around her waist and her pants on her arms rite... XP

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">Ohlawd.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">Don't make me magic missile you...

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">After some adjusting under the table... &gt;|

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">I can see you through the fourth wall.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">That makes you fair game.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">XP


 * Ghostwish moons.

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">*MISSILE*

Roland:<font color="#006666">But which moon ghost! Which! Moon!

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">That's no moon!

Aurixsauriv:<font color="#CC0066">I'm still hoping that the comet shows up soon. :3

Aurixsauriv: <font color="#cc0066">(( That will be excellent rp. ))

Ganti:<font color="#003200">So yeah, everyone done here?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Cave Johnson.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Yup! Noms time? :3

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">We're done.

Roland:<font color="#006666">((Comet? Is that something I should know about?))

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;... That answer your question, Kas?&quot; The cleric rubs her arms, massaging where her flight feathers previously were.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It's an OOC knowledge thing. The moons control some schools of magic, but not abjuration or divination. Those are attached to a comet that comes around every so often.


 * Arcalane noms Kaz for &quot;all owls can turn into halflings?&quot;

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes. you will fly above the sand, da? &quot;

Serafina Cloudrunner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Exactly.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Seconding Kas nom.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Serafina - Finest ass this side of -*BRICK*-... treating the undead, caring for those who cannot feel. Rolad - Freakin' out the elf. Kasnok - The most elogent way of saying &quot;GOD HELP US&quot; I have ever beheld. Aux - IT. IS. NOT. TREASURE. Blair - DRUNK elf. It's a species. Roland - It tastes like booze. Honest. Serafina - I WILL GIVE YOU SUCH A PECKING. &gt;:|

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Thirding that one for Kas. XP

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">alth and roland - mouther tastes like booze. I'll drink it!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Roland for Informative, Though Sometimes Deceptive.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Ganti says the comet thing was because he couldn't think of anything.

Kasnok Strautraugvuras:<font color="#000000">sera caring about the undead, no matter what

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I say it's because those schools are epically paranoid, and comets are heralds of doom.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:P

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:PPPPP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Roland for Voice of Safety. &quot;Let's just leave the monster for the next guy.&quot; &quot;But we won't get EXP!&quot; *brick'd*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Kas for Healer's Guardian.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Alth for &quot;I'M NOT LETTING YOU LEGALIZE ME OUT OF MY LOOT.&quot;

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">Sera and Alth for the RPing. This could really be put up as a sitcom.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sau for It's Not Loot YET. Give it time.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... The Sera and Alth Show. I'd watch it. :B

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">One's a halfling priestess. The other's an elven rogue. Together, they fight crime! \o/

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Well.

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">Meany for trying to be reasonable with a brick wall

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">She fights crime.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">He causes it.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:3

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">Fight fire with fire, Meany.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">*plays Macavity the mystery cat for Alth*

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">*gets bricked*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Alth for &quot;What's that you say? LOOT? LET'S KILL IT AND STEAL ITS LOOT. *w* &quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">You know.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">We should find a dragon hoard.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Kiera for Captainy.

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">oh god

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And let Alth rant about what is 'his'.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Before letting him know the dragon is still alive.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">He'd explode.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And glaring at him.

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">There's one in the kitchen, does that count?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;MINE MINE MINE MINEMINEMIENNMEIMNNNMEIMNEIMINEN-*pop*&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Great.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Kiera really did take the leader's role this session. It was nifty to see. :3

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">I think he just had a lootgasm. :v

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">indeed. If he has any kind of hoard sense it should be ringing like a church bell

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Now I'm reading Alth's voice in the Finding Nemo Seagull voice.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">With a Scottish accent.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Thank you for that.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">You are ever so welcome.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">And now you are imaging a seal with the swedish chef.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">BORK BORK BORK

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">The wording of that.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Made me imagine a seal with the swedish chef.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Bibically.

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">Oh dear.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">As a side note, there was a Sera line I threw out, but had ready in case Alth said/asked something about the transformation hurting.

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">I can't wait for next session. Alths failure to sense motive had me laughing so hard I'm weezing now.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Sau will Prest. it to taste like booze.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">But let the stomach problems develop naturally.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Oh Roda virus.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alth, imagine how a needle feels. Now imagine they're inside you, poking out through every inch of skin you have.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Alth the Abberation Eating Elf. AAEE.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It would have given him such jibblies. *sigh* =3= *brick'd*

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">Kentucky-Fried Mouther. :x

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, that all of them?

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">All of the jibbilies.

</i>Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hmmmmm. Kiera really deserves more for wrangling the whole party, but I can't think of any specific moment to highlight without scrolling up.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh. Roland for Constant Alth-Teasing.

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">Alarmingly casual handling of an explosive device in the middle of a busy meeting room? |3

Alth:<font color="#9933FF">Finally someone will surpass me in noms. SHAMEFUL, ALL OF YOU.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Kiera is a good demoman.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">How do we know this?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">IF SHE WERE A BAD DEMOMAN, WE WOULDN'T BE SITTIN' HERE, DISCUSSIN' IT, NOW WOULD WE?

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">Fun fact; Kiera's first incarnation had an eyepatch.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Kiera for Puns. X3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay, I think I'm done.

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">I suppose Alth should get a nom for managing to irritate someone who was trying to avoid conflict.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, anything else?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Sera's a fatty.


 * Ghostwish runs.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">Okay, AP: Kasnok:20 Sau: 8 Sera: 19 Roland:11 Althilmil:20 Dr. Seamus:6 Kiera: 8 Gomez?: 1 Gonzolez?!: 1 Blair: 1

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">oh! Blair for &quot;Drunk elf&quot;

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">XD

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">That was mentioned already, yes. :E

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Right! Good session! See the majority of you tomorrow! :3

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Okay, question.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">No.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Is this + or total?

sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">missed it T.T

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">total

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Because I've gone from 12, to 8, and 8 again here.

Ganti:<font color="#003200">... Total. And apparently I need to keep better track of your AP. Or save the document with your AP on it more often.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Ta. :3

<font color="#0000ff">Ghostwish is disconnected.

</i>sharpshot4321:<font color="#006666">later

<font color="#0000ff">sharpshot4321 is disconnected.

</i>Ganti:<font color="#003200">... I'll say you're at 15 AP, because I've screwed something up, but you haven't been getting anywhere near the noms Sera has.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Mkay.


 * Liatai curls up for sleeps. &quot;Good game, folks. :3 &quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Sorry if I'm remembering wrong.

Arcalane:<font color="#000099">Damn Sera and Alth hogging all the noms. :v

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Ta.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

</i>* Arcalane exits stage left~

<font color="#0000ff">Arcalane is disconnected.

</i> You have disconnected.

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